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got a new cane
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: May 12, 2011 11:59PM

I got a new cane toaday! How wicked is this cane?? It's one-of-a kind. I thought about getting a shillelagh, but this was too cool to pass up.
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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: May 13, 2011 12:01AM

Does it have a hidden sword in it?

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: May 13, 2011 12:04AM

no sword, but it's filled with Reese's Pieces.

I'm pretty much like Mr. Peanut at this point. I just need a monocle.
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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: May 13, 2011 01:01AM

Obligatory cane video:


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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: May 13, 2011 01:06AM

House uses his cane on the wrong side. His right leg is the bad one. He should be using the can on his left side, to offset. Canes are meant to be used for balance. He's a doctor. He should know that.

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: May 13, 2011 01:07AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> House uses his cane on the wrong side. His right
> leg is the bad one. He should be using the can on
> his left side, to offset. Canes are meant to be
> used for balance. He's a doctor. He should know
> that.


Wronggg!!

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: May 13, 2011 01:08AM

so im confused, are you missouri's sister or are you undead now, again?

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: May 13, 2011 01:08AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> House uses his cane on the wrong side. His right
> leg is the bad one. He should be using the can on
> his left side, to offset. Canes are meant to be
> used for balance. He's a doctor. He should know
> that.


is true

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: May 13, 2011 01:10AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> so im confused, are you missouri's sister or are
> you undead now, again?


I came back to life. Big ups to my sis for keepin it real while I was dead.

what's wrong about what I wrote, Conie??

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 13, 2011 11:39AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> House uses his cane on the wrong side. His right
> leg is the bad one. He should be using the can on
> his left side, to offset. Canes are meant to be
> used for balance. He's a doctor. He should know
> that.

Not necessarily. If your right leg can't support you fully or hurts when you walk on it, then using the cane in tandem with your right leg relieves the pressure on your bum leg.

If he used it on the left side, he'd have to put full weight on his right leg, which is the painful one.

SOURCE: I hurt my leg once and had to use a cane in this manner.

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: May 13, 2011 11:44AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> SOURCE: I hurt my leg once and had to use a cane
> in this manner.

Please tell me it was not from a cigarette or a cup of ice...

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: May 13, 2011 12:03PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > House uses his cane on the wrong side. His
> right
> > leg is the bad one. He should be using the can
> on
> > his left side, to offset. Canes are meant to be
> > used for balance. He's a doctor. He should know
> > that.
>
> Not necessarily. If your right leg can't support
> you fully or hurts when you walk on it, then using
> the cane in tandem with your right leg relieves
> the pressure on your bum leg.
>
> If he used it on the left side, he'd have to put
> full weight on his right leg, which is the painful
> one.
>
> SOURCE: I hurt my leg once and had to use a cane
> in this manner.


maybe, if you have permanent damage to your leg. But my physical rapist always stressed that I should use the cane on the opposite side---she was trying to get me to put equal weight on both legs so I wouldn't develop a limp or an abnormal gait while recovering. But I have both an abnormal gait and arthritis now, so maybe that doesn't matter anymore. Maybe House is right.

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 13, 2011 12:05PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> maybe, if you have permanent damage to your leg.
> But my physical rapist always stressed that I
> should use the cane on the opposite side---she was
> trying to get me to put equal weight on both legs
> so I wouldn't develop a limp or an abnormal gait
> while recovering. But I have both an abnormal gait
> and arthritis now, so maybe that doesn't matter
> anymore. Maybe House is right.

Sometimes it's used for balance, sometimes for support. My leg injury wouldn't have healed if I'd kept walking on it normally, so the cane acted as a fourth leg that worked with my bum right leg for me.

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: Wendell ()
Date: May 13, 2011 12:10PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I got a new cane toaday! How wicked is this cane??
> It's one-of-a kind. I thought about getting a
> shillelagh, but this was too cool to pass up.


Doesn't look very sturdy, you're better off getting a hiking staff and cutting a few inches off the bottom to suit. Sturdy, stable and strong, looks cool too.

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: wally pip ()
Date: May 13, 2011 12:24PM

I have similar cane. I too like the look but get nervous about its sturdiness. I don't need too use cane often. Just in crowded situations were I know folks will walk right over me if I don't have some means of showing I'm a slow walker. Got nerve damage in both legs so don't walk too fast. I'm Bat Masterson

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: May 13, 2011 12:33PM

wally pip Wrote:
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> I have similar cane. I too like the look but get
> nervous about its sturdiness. I don't need too use
> cane often. Just in crowded situations were I know
> folks will walk right over me if I don't have some
> means of showing I'm a slow walker. Got nerve
> damage in both legs so don't walk too fast. I'm
> Bat Masterson


hey, how about that! wally pip, we're cane brothers!

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: You got ripped off ()
Date: May 13, 2011 03:30PM

r. Misery Wrote:
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> I got a new cane toaday! How wicked is this cane??
> It's one-of-a kind. I thought about getting a
> shillelagh, but this was too cool to pass up.


If you paid more then 3 bucks for that stick you got ripped off. Your better off going into the woods, finding a choke-cherry tree,cutting off a thin branch and improvising one. That looks kinds dangerous, specially if you apply weight to the modified handle. It's OK to carry and beat dogs away with, but that's it.

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Re: got a new cane
Date: May 13, 2011 04:03PM

Did not realize that there was an overwhelming need to beat down packs of wild dogs in Fairfax County. Where the hell do you live????? Sperryville?

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: May 13, 2011 05:38PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> so the cane acted as
> a fourth leg

dare i ask?

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: did mo stick it up your ass? ()
Date: May 20, 2018 01:49AM

did you beg her to?

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Re: got a new cane
Posted by: mo caught him ()
Date: May 20, 2018 09:30AM

did mo stick it up your ass? Wrote:
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> did you beg her to?
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