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Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: Steve S. ()
Date: May 04, 2011 09:58AM

i just got an ipod as a graduation gift and I have been playing klondike alot. Does anyone know if there are any cheat codes out there?

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 04, 2011 10:00AM

Cheating at solitaire = pure pWn4gE!!

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: monkeyfightclub ()
Date: May 04, 2011 10:08AM

"what would you do for a klondike code"

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: May 04, 2011 10:08AM

I put a pic of David Beckam on my mirror so I can cheat at looking in the mirror !!!!!!!11!!11!!1!!!1!1!!!

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Date: May 04, 2011 10:09AM

cheating for a Klondike bar?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: Steve S. ()
Date: May 04, 2011 10:37AM

hey shitheads, this was a serious question. go figure that a bunch of nerds on a chatroom would do this. i am off to college in the fall. see you in four years when you will be serving me food in mcodnalds.

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Date: May 04, 2011 10:40AM

Methinks its the other way around....You are the asking about cheat codes for a computer game. Oh, the irony.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: May 04, 2011 10:47AM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Methinks its the other way around....You are the
> asking about cheat codes for a computer game. Oh,
> the irony.


And not even a complicated game or anything, but Klondike? Really?

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: monkeyfightclub ()
Date: May 04, 2011 10:53AM

If you're asking for cheat codes for klondyke then most likely you will be the one working at McDonalds, if they choose to hire you.

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 04, 2011 11:07AM

Steve S. Wrote:
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> hey shitheads, this was a serious question. go
> figure that a bunch of nerds on a chatroom would
> do this. i am off to college in the fall. see you
> in four years when you will be serving me food in
> mcodnalds.

LOL. Where to begin?

1. Have you ever heard of Google? It's not a very well-known website, but it's really good for finding stuff on the internet. I think they call it a "search engine," but I'm probably wrong. The internet is powered by electricity, not combustion, so how can it be an engine?

2. YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO CHEAT AT SOLITAIRE. SOLITAIRE We'll see you at McDonalds in one semester.

3. If you really want to cheat at Klondike, here's what you do: buy a pack of playing cards. They don't have to be fancy, a regular five-dollar pack will do. Lay them out on a table, Klondike Solitaire-style. When nobody's around, put all the cards back in the box and say, "I won!" Congratulations, you beat Klondike Solitaire!

4. Good luck getting a serious answer now, shithead.

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: Steve S. ()
Date: May 04, 2011 11:13AM

ohhh, you are so smart and witty. yes, i have heard of google. i get my gmail through google. And there are cheat codes for every game, the game engineers make them that way for a reason so i must not be the only one because those people had the thought to do it in the first place. if you would pay $5 dollaes for cards, then you are an idiot. i am sure you can find them at any dollars store for a dollar or so. and no, i dont expect a serious answer from here obviosuly.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Steve S. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hey shitheads, this was a serious question. go
> > figure that a bunch of nerds on a chatroom
> would
> > do this. i am off to college in the fall. see
> you
> > in four years when you will be serving me food
> in
> > mcodnalds.
>
> LOL. Where to begin?
>
> 1. Have you ever heard of Google? It's not a very
> well-known website, but it's really good for
> finding stuff on the internet. I think they call
> it a "search engine," but I'm probably wrong. The
> internet is powered by electricity, not
> combustion, so how can it be an engine?
>
> 2. YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO CHEAT AT SOLITAIRE.
> SOLITAIRE We'll see you at McDonalds in one
> semester.
>
> 3. If you really want to cheat at Klondike, here's
> what you do: buy a pack of playing cards. They
> don't have to be fancy, a regular five-dollar pack
> will do. Lay them out on a table, Klondike
> Solitaire-style. When nobody's around, put all the
> cards back in the box and say, "I won!"
> Congratulations, you beat Klondike Solitaire!
>
> 4. Good luck getting a serious answer now,
> shithead.

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: sweet cheater ()
Date: May 04, 2011 11:18AM

Steve S. Wrote:
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> ohhh, you are so smart and witty. yes, i have
> heard of google. i get my gmail through google.
> And there are cheat codes for every game, the game
> engineers make them that way for a reason so i
> must not be the only one because those people had
> the thought to do it in the first place. if you
> would pay $5 dollaes for cards, then you are an
> idiot. i am sure you can find them at any dollars
> store for a dollar or so. and no, i dont expect a
> serious answer from here obviosuly.

Are you hungry for some fucking french fries?

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 04, 2011 11:21AM

Steve S. Wrote:
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> ohhh, you are so smart and witty. yes, i have
> heard of google. i get my gmail through google.

What's a "gmail?" Now I think you're just making up words to save face.

> And there are cheat codes for every game, the game
> engineers make them that way for a reason so i
> must not be the only one because those people had
> the thought to do it in the first place.

They are not "game engineers," they are "game smithies." And you're wrong about the cheat codes; many of them were created as ways for the smithies to test their product in some way, and they just left them in.

For example, let's say your little Klondike game crashed every time the victory screen showed. The smithies wouldn't want to play an entire game every time they tried to fix it to see if it works, so they put in a code that automatically beats it for them to save time. They didn't put it in so some retard with an iPod could get a quick self-esteem boost by pretending he's that damn good at Solitaire.

> if you would pay $5 dollaes for cards, then you are an
> idiot. i am sure you can find them at any dollars
> store for a dollar or so. and no, i dont expect a
> serious answer from here obviosuly.

Then why don't you go to the dollars store and get a one dollars pack of cards and cheat at Solitaire? You're really over-complicating things here.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: Steve S. ()
Date: May 04, 2011 11:43AM

I dont need to explain gmail to you, you can go sign up for yourself. And I am not making up the name, it is what they call it and thousands of people use it.i have never heard of smithies - i think you are the one making up dumb names. and even if you are right, for someone that does not use cheat codes you sure know alot about them. i bet you are to dumb and incoordinated to even play solitare with regular cards.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Steve S. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ohhh, you are so smart and witty. yes, i have
> > heard of google. i get my gmail through google.
>
> What's a "gmail?" Now I think you're just making
> up words to save face.
>
> > And there are cheat codes for every game, the
> game
> > engineers make them that way for a reason so i
> > must not be the only one because those people
> had
> > the thought to do it in the first place.
>
> They are not "game engineers," they are "game
> smithies." And you're wrong about the cheat codes;
> many of them were created as ways for the smithies
> to test their product in some way, and they just
> left them in.
>
> For example, let's say your little Klondike game
> crashed every time the victory screen showed. The
> smithies wouldn't want to play an entire game
> every time they tried to fix it to see if it
> works, so they put in a code that automatically
> beats it for them to save time. They didn't put it
> in so some retard with an iPod could get a quick
> self-esteem boost by pretending he's that damn
> good at Solitaire.
>
> > if you would pay $5 dollaes for cards, then you
> are an
> > idiot. i am sure you can find them at any
> dollars
> > store for a dollar or so. and no, i dont expect
> a
> > serious answer from here obviosuly.
>
> Then why don't you go to the dollars store and get
> a one dollars pack of cards and cheat at
> Solitaire? You're really over-complicating things
> here.

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 04, 2011 11:50AM

Steve S. Wrote:
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> i just got an ipod as a graduation gift and I have
> been playing klondike alot. Does anyone know if
> there are any cheat codes out there?


Totally. Here's the best one:

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

You get 30 FUCKING GAMES DUDE!!!!!!!!!

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Attachments:
65535 Contra - Jungle.mp3

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 04, 2011 11:55AM

Steve S. Wrote:
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> I dont need to explain gmail to you, you can go
> sign up for yourself. And I am not making up the
> name, it is what they call it and thousands of
> people use it.

Yeah, sure, I'll just go sign up for your imaginary email service. Whatever.

> i have never heard of smithies - i
> think you are the one making up dumb names. and
> even if you are right, for someone that does not
> use cheat codes you sure know alot about them.

I do play a lot of video games, but I'm good enough that I don't need to use cheat codes. Cheat codes are for pussies.

> i bet you are to dumb and incoordinated to even play
> solitare with regular cards.

LOL "incoordinated." Why don't you put college off for a bit and repeat a couple years of high school?

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 04, 2011 12:22PM

Steve S. Wrote:
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>
> i bet you are to dumb and incoordinated to even play solitaire with regular cards.

Phew! I'd hate to be on the receivin' end of that one...

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 04, 2011 12:24PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Steve S. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > i bet you are to dumb and incoordinated to even
> play solitaire with regular cards.
>
> Phew! I'd hate to be on the receivin' end of that
> one...

Don't tell him this, but it took all my willpower to keep my lower lip from trembling.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: bloodthirstyshutin ()
Date: February 20, 2012 06:15PM

thank you EVERYONE.Truly the most entertaining postups in a long while!
"Do you cheat at solitaire?" should be asked of every presidential candidate.
Did someone already say "Oh the irony?!"

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: Mr Missouri ()
Date: February 20, 2012 06:55PM

what WOULD you do for a Klondike cheat?

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike The Lost Expedition for facebook
Posted by: oldfart ()
Date: March 05, 2015 03:13AM

Hey kids I know I am computer illiterate pothead, so to get the insults out of the way now please. Just curious if any of you clever young people know of hack that isn't total bullshit. I am a disabled retired composite technician with a terminal illness living the good life getting stoned and playing games. And pretty shitty at it obviously or I would not need a hack, thanks, Namaste

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: DECKU ()
Date: March 05, 2015 04:37AM

"winning" at solitaire is no more satisfying than losing. either way you just start a new game. pretty pointless unless you just want to kill time in a somewhat less boring way than just waiting patiently.

sounds like in your case there is no "winning". o_O

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: Return to conquer ()
Date: November 22, 2016 09:59PM

Haha, I got the cheat code years ago, and won lots of games. Eat a bowl of dicks losers!!!! And I did finish college and am in grad school!

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Re: Cheat Codes for Klondike
Posted by: deborah ledford ()
Date: January 11, 2017 09:25PM

I would love to get some cheat codes for this game

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