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big boner stories
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 29, 2011 06:50PM

what's the biggest boner you ever pulled? I've pulled so many boners, I've lost track. I've pulled hundreds, maybe thousands, of boners. Boners here, boners there, boners everywhere. But my biggest boner was probably the time I was going to a pot-luck dinner, carrying a big tray of lasagna that I made myself, and tripped walking through the door, spilling the tray of lasagna ALL OVER the place. There was lasagna EVERYWHERE. Everyone was looking at me, with my homemade lasagna splattered all over the floor. That was a HUGE boner.

tell me your boner stories.

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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Re: big boner stories
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 29, 2011 07:01PM

Since day one, my life has been filled with boners... to the point where I kinda just push them into the back of my mind...

When telling jokes about friends, growing up... I always "crossed the line"... and got those looks from people...

There was a girl with a missing arm... My "friend" said something about her dad beating her... I innocently asked, "is that how she lost her arm?"...

"That's cold, Harry"... I was 5!

8 year old Tuttle, hanging out with the "Older boys on the block"... listening to racist jokes... Y'know, the one about the velcro on the roof in order to stop the black kids from jumping on the bed....

Well, after hearing that one, I took a piece of velcro and said, "Does that really work?" and stuck it on the hair of our Mulatto buddy...

"That's cold, Harry..."

P.S. it doesn't really work...

My life is full of innocent comments that accidentally piss someone off...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: big boner stories
Posted by: voodooslut ()
Date: March 29, 2011 08:02PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> My life is full of innocent comments that
> accidentally piss someone off...


You're about as innocent as Eve in mid-bite with the apple juice dripping down her chin.

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Re: big boner stories
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 29, 2011 08:03PM

HOT!

voodooslut Wrote:
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> You're about as innocent as Eve in mid-bite with
> the apple juice dripping down her chin.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: big boner stories
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 30, 2011 12:47AM

oh, my peter

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