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Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 26, 2011 02:59PM

Closed window test, kids. From the top of your heads, NO GOOGLING.

Bop the bishop.

Grease the carrot.

Snap the weasel.

Strangle the little guy.

Rough up the suspect.

Flog the dolphin.

Thump the donkey.

Scrape the snake.

Palm the pygmy.

Crank the handle.

Handle the hose.

Throw some yogurt.

Whip up a batch.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM


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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Dr. Fill ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:01PM

Wing Ding

Obsession session

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: ChickenChoker ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:02PM

choke the chicken

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: lasdkjfal; ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:04PM

diddle the skittle

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: utopia ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:06PM

Pump the iron
Fire the musket
Raise the flag
Light the sparkler

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: BustinMakesMeFeelGood ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:06PM

fondle the fuck-stick

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:11PM

Punching the clown

Jerkin' the gherkin

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:12PM

Fap

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: frivolous ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:12PM

Pop the top, then fizz the jizz.

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POLL- Americans DO NOT TRUST Hillary!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:17PM

Mix the glue.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/20/2015 10:10AM by WingNut.


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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: confused ()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:30PM

Slip da dick with poligrip

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: March 26, 2011 04:12PM

waxin tha buick
slamin da ham
bopin tha bologna


fo da ladies:
stirrin da soup
bringin in the tide
diggin tha trench
punchin the bean bag


Yours in Christ
Black Adam

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: March 26, 2011 04:36PM

Black Adam Wrote:
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> waxin tha buick
> slamin da ham
> bopin tha bologna
>
>
> fo da ladies:
> stirrin da soup
> bringin in the tide
> diggin tha trench
> punchin the bean bag
>
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam...........................................which set applies to you, DeeshBAG?

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: DontForget ()
Date: March 27, 2011 09:33AM

Pullin' your pud.

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: hitchhiking under the big top ()
Date: March 27, 2011 10:31AM

hitchhiking under the big top (in bed with the covers over the knees)

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 27, 2011 10:50AM

hitchhiking under the big top Wrote:
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> hitchhiking under the big top (in bed with the
> covers over the knees)

+1!

New one.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM


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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Wacker ()
Date: March 27, 2011 11:14AM

Waxin the Weasle
Runnin a batch
Yankey
Pulley

http://store.northshoreshirts.com/idrabemat.html
Attachments:
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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: March 28, 2011 10:46AM

jerkin the gerkin
making god cry
making mayonaise
buttering the corn
making baby batter
squeezing glue from the tube

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Ehh ()
Date: March 28, 2011 02:20PM

Waxing the bishop
Yanking the bing
Walking the duck

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 28, 2011 02:24PM

on the internet
downtime
petting the snake
jack 14 duke

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: March 28, 2011 02:28PM

checking my email

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 28, 2011 02:30PM

the daily grind

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Greasy ()
Date: March 28, 2011 02:35PM

Lube the tube.

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Ert ()
Date: March 28, 2011 02:38PM

Polishing the Pony
Waxing the Weasel

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Hillbill Phil ()
Date: March 28, 2011 02:52PM

Go to bed early and fuck the dog.

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: March 28, 2011 03:23PM

doing research for a book on child porn.

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Boris Rusky ()
Date: March 28, 2011 04:25PM

Launch the rocket, in Russia we say "launch Sputnik"

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: March 28, 2011 04:38PM

Rub one out

Rub n tug

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Chicken Choker ()
Date: March 28, 2011 04:38PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> hitchhiking under the big top Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hitchhiking under the big top (in bed with the
> > covers over the knees)
>
> +1!
>
> New one.

Years ago I heard "hitchhiking to heaven"

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Ronald ()
Date: March 28, 2011 04:41PM

I'm going to "Win one for the Gipper" (popular during the 40s).

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Huge Hefner ()
Date: March 29, 2011 07:30AM

dancing with myself
using oneself as an amusement park

hold my peter


thoughts of D.D.

mashing the potatoe?

Whats that old Billy Squier song?

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Huge Hefner ()
Date: March 29, 2011 07:42AM

Doing the Michael Hutchence! or a more recent Doing the David Carradine?

do these only under the supervision of a professional

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: my buddy ()
Date: March 29, 2011 07:43AM

Doing the Michael Hutchence! or a more recent Doing the David Carradine?

do these only under the supervision of a professional

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 29, 2011 07:44AM

A date with Rosey Palm and her five sisters

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: 400LB Fat man ()
Date: March 29, 2011 11:47AM

Pull the string
searching for mr goodbar
get the mirror and dig for gold
shake the needle from the hatstack

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: wanker21 ()
Date: December 08, 2012 12:32PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> A date with Rosey Palm and her five sisters


nice!

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Fapster ()
Date: December 08, 2012 12:52PM

Spank the monkey
Post on FFU

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Lucas Jackson ()
Date: December 08, 2012 02:28PM

I'm shaking it here,Boss!

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Dragline ()
Date: December 08, 2012 02:35PM

Oh, my LUCILLE!

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Tom Waits ()
Date: December 08, 2012 02:36PM

Treat myself like an amusement park

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: fiddlestick ()
Date: December 08, 2012 02:49PM

Junior Olympic pole vaulting

Five knuckle shuffle

Hold the sausage hostage

Much agoo about nothing

Sailing the mayonnaise seas

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 08, 2012 04:02PM

frisky's saturday afternoon

 

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Deputy Doofy ()
Date: December 08, 2012 04:04PM

Cleaning my room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL1lGgpVgys

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: broncopoindexter ()
Date: December 09, 2012 01:59AM

We here in northwestern Wyoming say, taxing the liberal. I'm going home from the only bar in this one horse mining town to pet the trouser mouse.

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 09, 2012 02:15AM

Fire off some knuckle children.

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: local diner line cook ()
Date: December 09, 2012 11:01AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Fire off some knuckle children.


Where I work we call it seasoning the scrambled egg mix. Omelette's anyone?

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: damn..... ()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:05PM

local diner line cook Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fire off some knuckle children.
>
>
> Where I work we call it seasoning the scrambled
> egg mix. Omelette's anyone?


Damn.

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Re: Funny Slang for Masturbating
Posted by: Pumping my Trump ()
Date: January 20, 2019 07:32PM

That's what I call it...

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