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Mega Millions

Posted by: Lotto Winner ()

Date: March 25, 2011 04:26PM

When I win the lottery tonight, I'm going to donate 500,000 to FFUG for the countless hours of entertainment it's provided me. Im Rich Biatch

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Re: Mega Millions

Posted by: WERE GONNA HOLD YOU TO YOUR WORD ()

Date: March 25, 2011 04:34PM

GOOD.
MAYBE YOU CAN BUY US AN ANIMATED .GIF FOR OUR HOME SCREEN OF SOME
GIRLS WORKING STRIPPER POLES OR SOMETHING.
MAYBE EVEN BUY US A "BACK DOOR" BUTTON FOR THE MENU, SO THAT
HARRY BUTTHOLE AND HIS FRIENDS CAN HAVE A NICE PLACE TO FAG OUT AND RELAX.

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Re: Mega Millions

Posted by: Win Big ()

Date: March 25, 2011 05:16PM

The Cash Option amount keeps rising - was 193-ish after Tuesday's drawing now 198-ish million.

After taxes that's about 118-ish million.

Yes, you could probably afford a half megabuck donation to anywhere after winning that!

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Re: Mega Millions

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 25, 2011 10:23PM

it's my money and i need it now

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Re: Mega Millions

Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()

Date: March 26, 2011 08:04AM

Sorry to say you didn't win. Someone in New York won.

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Re: Mega Millions

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: March 26, 2011 08:46AM

Windfall for the state of New York, when they finish taxing the winner from the government, state, city, local, and neighbor levels.

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Re: Mega Millions

Posted by: Win Small ()

Date: March 26, 2011 08:46AM

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> Sorry to say you didn't win. Someone in New York
> won.

In fact, no one in Virginia won anything interesting.

My wife DID win two bucks, however. After spending five bucks on tickets.

Oopsie!

Next time!

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Re: Mega Millions

Posted by: UhOk ()

Date: March 26, 2011 10:03AM

"Playing the Mega Millions is not the way someone should try to better their financial situation but it's a nice way to save for your retirement should you win."
-- Carolyn Hapeman, Mega Millions spokesperson for New York state. ( from http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Mega-Millions-319M-Winner-New-York/story?id=13220262)

carolyn i wish you could just shut your big YAPPER

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