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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
YES!
Posted by:
why not?
()
Date: March 25, 2011 12:14AM
why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians get together and play??!!
i need friends....
meet up at a bar?
eesh?
conie?
wtl?
mephisto?
provallone?
misery?
we could talk about neat things in person instead of on this interweb...
sounds good to me!
i need friends....
meet up at a bar?
eesh?
conie?
wtl?
mephisto?
provallone?
misery?
we could talk about neat things in person instead of on this interweb...
sounds good to me!
Re: YES!
Posted by:
jimmy james
()
Date: March 25, 2011 03:25AM
first rounds on me.
.
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: March 25, 2011 03:31AM
.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 07:31PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 07:31PM by Alias.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: March 25, 2011 03:13PM
Alias Wrote:
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>
> what does conie have that i don't have?
A penis.
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>
> what does conie have that i don't have?
A penis.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: March 25, 2011 03:14PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> im a cool guy too, dammit
I'm not going if bloody's not invited
and you forgot Alias!
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> im a cool guy too, dammit
I'm not going if bloody's not invited
and you forgot Alias!
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: March 25, 2011 03:16PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > what does conie have that i don't have?
>
>
>
>
> A penis.
It's a strap-on you shaky fuckhole
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > what does conie have that i don't have?
>
>
>
>
> A penis.
It's a strap-on you shaky fuckhole
Re: YES!
Posted by:
MrMystery
()
Date: March 25, 2011 03:20PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> -----
>
> >
> > what does conie have that i don't have?
>
>
>
>
> A penis.................lol..........good one, turd burglar!
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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>
> >
> > what does conie have that i don't have?
>
>
>
>
> A penis.................lol..........good one, turd burglar!
Re: YES!
Posted by:
MrMystery
()
Date: March 25, 2011 03:28PM
Conie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > what does conie have that i don't have?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A penis.
>
>
> It's a strap-on you shaky fuckhole...............Careful, CONie.........you don't want to arouse, eesh, do you?
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > what does conie have that i don't have?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A penis.
>
>
> It's a strap-on you shaky fuckhole...............Careful, CONie.........you don't want to arouse, eesh, do you?
Re: YES!
Posted by:
PLASTERD BASTARD
()
Date: March 25, 2011 03:59PM
OP wrote :
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> eesh?
> conie?
> wtl?
> mephisto?
> provallone?
> misery? <-----THESE ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON !
BESIDES, WE COME HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY FACE.
ALSO BECAUSE WHEN YOU ANNOY US ENOUGH, IT IS JUST A SIMPLE CLICK
OF A BUTTON TO GET RID OF YOU INSTEAD OF HAVING TO DRAG YOU INTO
THE PARKING LOT FOR A SERIOUS ASSKICKING.
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> eesh?
> conie?
> wtl?
> mephisto?
> provallone?
> misery? <-----THESE ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON !
BESIDES, WE COME HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY FACE.
ALSO BECAUSE WHEN YOU ANNOY US ENOUGH, IT IS JUST A SIMPLE CLICK
OF A BUTTON TO GET RID OF YOU INSTEAD OF HAVING TO DRAG YOU INTO
THE PARKING LOT FOR A SERIOUS ASSKICKING.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: March 25, 2011 04:20PM
It already went down, OP.
They meet up at P.J. Skidoos for some shitty food and overpriced drinks. Eesh always takes it a step too far with the "well" vodka and needs a cab.
Conie tries desperately to convince every brother in the bar that she is indeed a female. She often leaves with a black eye when they find out she's packing a chode. She bloodied her wig and now needs to buy a new one from a shady stand at Springfield Mall.
WTL had to be home by 9 to watch reality TV with his wife. He drinks two Amstel lights-Always a champion of moderation.
Mephisto is a no show because he's terrified that Conie will try to sodomize him.
Misery doesn't leave his house.
They meet up at P.J. Skidoos for some shitty food and overpriced drinks. Eesh always takes it a step too far with the "well" vodka and needs a cab.
Conie tries desperately to convince every brother in the bar that she is indeed a female. She often leaves with a black eye when they find out she's packing a chode. She bloodied her wig and now needs to buy a new one from a shady stand at Springfield Mall.
WTL had to be home by 9 to watch reality TV with his wife. He drinks two Amstel lights-Always a champion of moderation.
Mephisto is a no show because he's terrified that Conie will try to sodomize him.
Misery doesn't leave his house.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Ms ProVallone
()
Date: March 25, 2011 04:22PM
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> It already went down, OP.
>
>
> They meet up at P.J. Skidoos for some shitty food
> and overpriced drinks. Eesh always takes it a step
> too far with the "well" vodka and needs a cab.
>
> Conie tries desperately to convince every brother
> in the bar that she is indeed a female. She often
> leaves with a black eye when they find out she's
> packing a chode. She bloodied her wig and now
> needs to buy a new one from a shady stand at
> Springfield Mall.
>
> WTL had to be home by 9 to watch reality TV with
> his wife. He drinks two Amstel lights-Always a
> champion of moderation.
>
> Mephisto is a no show because he's terrified that
> Conie will try to sodomize him.
>
> Misery doesn't leave his house.
ProVallone is afraid of his own shadow. I will be surprise if he goes out.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/25/2011 04:24PM by Ms ProVallone.
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> It already went down, OP.
>
>
> They meet up at P.J. Skidoos for some shitty food
> and overpriced drinks. Eesh always takes it a step
> too far with the "well" vodka and needs a cab.
>
> Conie tries desperately to convince every brother
> in the bar that she is indeed a female. She often
> leaves with a black eye when they find out she's
> packing a chode. She bloodied her wig and now
> needs to buy a new one from a shady stand at
> Springfield Mall.
>
> WTL had to be home by 9 to watch reality TV with
> his wife. He drinks two Amstel lights-Always a
> champion of moderation.
>
> Mephisto is a no show because he's terrified that
> Conie will try to sodomize him.
>
> Misery doesn't leave his house.
ProVallone is afraid of his own shadow. I will be surprise if he goes out.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/25/2011 04:24PM by Ms ProVallone.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: March 25, 2011 04:25PM
Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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>
> ProVallone is afraid of his own shadow. I will be
> surprise if he goes out. sometimes think he is a
> Monk.
I heard he stayed home and cleaned his entire kitchen with a stack of Magic Erasers. Then he ironed his socks.
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>
> ProVallone is afraid of his own shadow. I will be
> surprise if he goes out. sometimes think he is a
> Monk.
I heard he stayed home and cleaned his entire kitchen with a stack of Magic Erasers. Then he ironed his socks.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Ms ProVallone
()
Date: March 25, 2011 04:27PM
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> Ms ProVallone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > ProVallone is afraid of his own shadow. I will
> be
> > surprise if he goes out.
>
>
> I heard he stayed home and cleaned his entire
> kitchen with a stack of Magic Erasers. Then he
> ironed his socks.
You know him as well as I do.
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> Ms ProVallone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > ProVallone is afraid of his own shadow. I will
> be
> > surprise if he goes out.
>
>
> I heard he stayed home and cleaned his entire
> kitchen with a stack of Magic Erasers. Then he
> ironed his socks.
You know him as well as I do.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
3=========D~
()
Date: March 25, 2011 04:38PM
WHEN HE BEGINS STARCHING HIS UNDERWARE, CALL A PROFESSIONAL.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Ahmed.
()
Date: March 25, 2011 05:32PM
just out of curiosity, how old is everyone here?
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Ale Le Us
()
Date: March 25, 2011 05:37PM
Ahmed. Wrote:
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> just out of curiosity, how old is everyone here?
61
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> just out of curiosity, how old is everyone here?
61
Re: YES!
Posted by:
A friend
()
Date: March 25, 2011 05:41PM
Make sure you post the time, place, etc . Also, don't forget my pal Harry, there are some things my little buddy and me have to address.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: March 25, 2011 05:57PM
What's all this about?
A friend Wrote:
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> Make sure you post the time, place, etc . Also,
> don't forget my pal Harry, there are some things
> my little buddy and me have to address.
Signatures are for fags
A friend Wrote:
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> Make sure you post the time, place, etc . Also,
> don't forget my pal Harry, there are some things
> my little buddy and me have to address.
Signatures are for fags
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Anson wilbey
()
Date: March 26, 2011 11:39AM
why not? Wrote:
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> why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians get
> together and play??!!
>
> i need friends....
>
> meet up at a bar?
>
>
> eesh?
> conie?
> wtl?
> mephisto?
> provallone?
> misery?
>
> we could talk about neat things in person instead
> of on this interweb...
>
> sounds good to me!
Never work, would destroy the mystique of the posters, reality would take over.
Right now in our minds eye we see each poster in a inflated way. Greek Gods or a type of Nietzche Superman. To see those guys walk in the bar with their high watered corduroys, K-mart off the rack polo shirts, Nunn Bush sandles with white socks and orange Ducks Unlimited ballcaps would destroy the myth. Gotta believe in something.
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> why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians get
> together and play??!!
>
> i need friends....
>
> meet up at a bar?
>
>
> eesh?
> conie?
> wtl?
> mephisto?
> provallone?
> misery?
>
> we could talk about neat things in person instead
> of on this interweb...
>
> sounds good to me!
Never work, would destroy the mystique of the posters, reality would take over.
Right now in our minds eye we see each poster in a inflated way. Greek Gods or a type of Nietzche Superman. To see those guys walk in the bar with their high watered corduroys, K-mart off the rack polo shirts, Nunn Bush sandles with white socks and orange Ducks Unlimited ballcaps would destroy the myth. Gotta believe in something.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: March 26, 2011 11:45AM
I thought this was a thread about Yes...
Re: YES!
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: March 26, 2011 12:08PM
YES MAN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h6iCn0301M
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h6iCn0301M
==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: YES!
Posted by:
the grammar police
()
Date: March 26, 2011 03:07PM
Ya know, just when you get to know someone.. then
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Black Adam
()
Date: March 26, 2011 05:08PM
why not? Wrote:
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> why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians get
> together and play??!!
>
> i need friends....
>
> meet up at a bar?
>
>
> eesh?
> conie?
> wtl?
> mephisto?
> provallone?
> misery?
>
> we could talk about neat things in person instead
> of on this interweb...
>
> sounds good to me!
can blackfolk come?
I knows da manager at Brions (across from GMU)
He cin git us da room in da back all ready an I cin make da nametags.
Yours in Christ
Black Adam
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> why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians get
> together and play??!!
>
> i need friends....
>
> meet up at a bar?
>
>
> eesh?
> conie?
> wtl?
> mephisto?
> provallone?
> misery?
>
> we could talk about neat things in person instead
> of on this interweb...
>
> sounds good to me!
can blackfolk come?
I knows da manager at Brions (across from GMU)
He cin git us da room in da back all ready an I cin make da nametags.
Yours in Christ
Black Adam
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Booker T. Washington
()
Date: March 26, 2011 05:16PM
Black Adam Wrote:
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> why not? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians get
> > together and play??!!
> >
> > i need friends....
> >
> > meet up at a bar?
> >
> >
> > eesh?
> > conie?
> > wtl?
> > mephisto?
> > provallone?
> > misery?
> >
> > we could talk about neat things in person
> instead
> > of on this interweb...
> >
> > sounds good to me!
>
>
> can blackfolk come?
>
> I knows da manager at Brions (across from GMU)
> He cin git us da room in da back all ready an I
> cin make da nametags.
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam
Black Adam, your a sellout punk white man's house nigga. With all this "Step n Fetch", and "Yes Sir Boss" bullshit you make me want to puke. All the trials and tribulations the Brothers have endured to earn a place with respect, you haven't learned a damn thing and don't know shit. Fuckin Uncle Tom sad sack mother.
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> why not? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians get
> > together and play??!!
> >
> > i need friends....
> >
> > meet up at a bar?
> >
> >
> > eesh?
> > conie?
> > wtl?
> > mephisto?
> > provallone?
> > misery?
> >
> > we could talk about neat things in person
> instead
> > of on this interweb...
> >
> > sounds good to me!
>
>
> can blackfolk come?
>
> I knows da manager at Brions (across from GMU)
> He cin git us da room in da back all ready an I
> cin make da nametags.
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam
Black Adam, your a sellout punk white man's house nigga. With all this "Step n Fetch", and "Yes Sir Boss" bullshit you make me want to puke. All the trials and tribulations the Brothers have endured to earn a place with respect, you haven't learned a damn thing and don't know shit. Fuckin Uncle Tom sad sack mother.
Re: YES!
Posted by:
MrMystery
()
Date: March 26, 2011 06:00PM
Black Adam Wrote:
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> why not? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians get
> > together and play??!!
> >
> > i need friends....
> >
> > meet up at a bar?
> >
> >
> > eesh?
> > conie?
> > wtl?
> > mephisto?
> > provallone?
> > misery?
> >
> > we could talk about neat things in person
> instead
> > of on this interweb...
> >
> > sounds good to me!
>
>
> can blackfolk come?
>
> I knows da manager at Brions (across from GMU)
> He cin git us da room in da back all ready an I
> cin make da nametags.
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam......................................So, I guess your Special Olympics team awards banquet you had there last week wasn't enough excitement for you, huh, deeshbag? Hopefully, there is an upcoming Lego convention at the Dulles Expo that can keep you occupied!
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> why not? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians get
> > together and play??!!
> >
> > i need friends....
> >
> > meet up at a bar?
> >
> >
> > eesh?
> > conie?
> > wtl?
> > mephisto?
> > provallone?
> > misery?
> >
> > we could talk about neat things in person
> instead
> > of on this interweb...
> >
> > sounds good to me!
>
>
> can blackfolk come?
>
> I knows da manager at Brions (across from GMU)
> He cin git us da room in da back all ready an I
> cin make da nametags.
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam......................................So, I guess your Special Olympics team awards banquet you had there last week wasn't enough excitement for you, huh, deeshbag? Hopefully, there is an upcoming Lego convention at the Dulles Expo that can keep you occupied!
Re: YES!
Posted by:
Black Adam
()
Date: March 26, 2011 07:36PM
Booker T. Washington Wrote:
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> Black Adam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why not? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians
> get
> > > together and play??!!
> > >
> > > i need friends....
> > >
> > > meet up at a bar?
> > >
> > >
> > > eesh?
> > > conie?
> > > wtl?
> > > mephisto?
> > > provallone?
> > > misery?
> > >
> > > we could talk about neat things in person
> > instead
> > > of on this interweb...
> > >
> > > sounds good to me!
> >
> >
> > can blackfolk come?
> >
> > I knows da manager at Brions (across from GMU)
> > He cin git us da room in da back all ready an I
> > cin make da nametags.
> >
> > Yours in Christ
> > Black Adam
>
>
> Black Adam, your a sellout punk white man's house
> nigga. With all this "Step n Fetch", and "Yes Sir
> Boss" bullshit you make me want to puke. All the
> trials and tribulations the Brothers have endured
> to earn a place with respect, you haven't learned
> a damn thing and don't know shit. Fuckin Uncle
> Tom sad sack mother.
Comon now brotha. Jus las month I had two whiteboyz from stafford clean all da carpets in da crib, I even gaves dem a 20 dolla tip each. I almost always sits in da front of da metrobuss. So Ize may nots be perfects but I aint no TOM.
Yours in Christ
Black Adam
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> Black Adam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why not? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > why dont all of us fairfax undergroundians
> get
> > > together and play??!!
> > >
> > > i need friends....
> > >
> > > meet up at a bar?
> > >
> > >
> > > eesh?
> > > conie?
> > > wtl?
> > > mephisto?
> > > provallone?
> > > misery?
> > >
> > > we could talk about neat things in person
> > instead
> > > of on this interweb...
> > >
> > > sounds good to me!
> >
> >
> > can blackfolk come?
> >
> > I knows da manager at Brions (across from GMU)
> > He cin git us da room in da back all ready an I
> > cin make da nametags.
> >
> > Yours in Christ
> > Black Adam
>
>
> Black Adam, your a sellout punk white man's house
> nigga. With all this "Step n Fetch", and "Yes Sir
> Boss" bullshit you make me want to puke. All the
> trials and tribulations the Brothers have endured
> to earn a place with respect, you haven't learned
> a damn thing and don't know shit. Fuckin Uncle
> Tom sad sack mother.
Comon now brotha. Jus las month I had two whiteboyz from stafford clean all da carpets in da crib, I even gaves dem a 20 dolla tip each. I almost always sits in da front of da metrobuss. So Ize may nots be perfects but I aint no TOM.
Yours in Christ
Black Adam