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NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 14, 2011 09:02PM


Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.



If you've got access to a bar like this at home and you haven't yet tried your own version of Monkey Bar, now is the time! Not only is it physically invigorating, it creates an unusual sensation of penetration.

In order to make it work, the giver must be prepared to do partial pull-ups repetitively. This requires cardiovascular strength and fit arms. By reaching behind and holding onto the giver's hips or buttocks, the receiver can help keep them steady and direct the focus exactly where it’s wanted.

Height differential might make this challenging but it’s nothing a high pair of heels or a mild squat by the receiver couldn't fix.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 14, 2011 09:13PM

I'd sure try it once, but it looks like you would rag your shoulders, unless you are a 10 stroke minute-man.

Plus you'd have to adjust things to fit just right. I don't think the squeeze would be worth the juice, and I can rep out some pull-ups.

Some type of bungee harness would be nice.


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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 14, 2011 09:18PM

it looks like way too much effort for the guy.

What's the point

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: fuckstick ()
Date: March 14, 2011 09:30PM

Conie Wrote:
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> it looks like way too much effort for the guy.
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> What's the point

I second that. Too much work

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: lordfairfax ()
Date: March 14, 2011 11:43PM

Nice conversation piece for the living room though. Looks like it'd go with any decor.

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: March 15, 2011 12:45AM

Oh how much I'd love to be Jack Lalanne right about now, able to pump out 1,000 pull-ups or so.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: March 15, 2011 07:53AM

That's fucking stupid. They're just making shit up. There are at least a half dozen easier ways to get the same angle and style of penetration.

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"The three enemies of the people are hegemony, monogamy, and monotony."-Terence McKenna

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 15, 2011 08:18AM

Teh King Wrote:
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> That's fucking stupid. They're just making shit
> up.





Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: March 15, 2011 08:37AM

Thank you. You have proved my point.

Some of the positions on that site are pretty good. Some I haven't tried. Others, I just don't see the point.

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"The three enemies of the people are hegemony, monogamy, and monotony."-Terence McKenna

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 23, 2012 07:02PM

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: January 23, 2012 08:15PM

any other peculiar positions we should know about?

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: January 23, 2012 08:17PM

Do you normally get off through vicarious arousal, eesh?

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: yes uber ()
Date: January 23, 2012 08:21PM

Why do you think he posts this stuff? Anyone who actually gets any has no need to do so. Hence his other name mr orgasm bump

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 23, 2012 08:29PM

Is he Planking?

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 24, 2012 12:15AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Is he Planking?


i believe that is T-boning

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 31, 2012 02:01AM

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: January 31, 2012 02:02AM

I've done that

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: BrandonG.M.U. ()
Date: January 31, 2012 03:07AM

Sasha Grey = anal warts

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 02, 2012 01:35AM

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: February 02, 2012 01:37AM

looky hard 2 doo

 

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 05, 2012 10:49PM

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: February 05, 2012 10:50PM

you can do better, eesh

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 19, 2012 01:58PM

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Re: NSFW! Do the Monkey Bar
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 19, 2012 02:04PM

Too much work
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