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Sex horror stories
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: March 11, 2011 10:37AM

So let's here it. What is the worst/funniest/most disgusting things that have happened to you in the sack? Thankfully, I have never experienced some of the traumatizing events my buddies have but here's one of the worst that have happened to me:

So I end up with this girl (sadly to say I had sex with her a couple times, just trying to look pass this. I was on a dry spell and was taking whatever, basically) and we start being friends with benefits. So we're doing our thing and I notice that she's shaven down there which is totally up my alley. As I further explore I feel a rough spot between her vag and her poopshoot. As Im thinking wtf is this I realize that shes got a little hitler stache right between her vag and her asshole...like WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SHAVE EVERYTHING ELSE BUT THERE...it weirded me out. So the whole time we're having sex I have this look on my face like with each thrust somebody is flicking me in my right nut, just thinking about if there could be shit stuck in there or God knows what. Finally, I get in the zone and finish. When she gets up to go put some clothes on and turns the light on, to add insult to injury, I notice she has pimples all over her ass. OH COME ON! Not just one, I am talking about covered. Completely grossed out. Needless to say, that was the last time we ever did it.

This cant be the worst thats out there. There has to be many who have some funny/gross stuff they need to get off their chest.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Tmi ()
Date: March 11, 2011 10:43AM

Too much info.... I don't know about others but I don't want to hear it

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 11, 2011 10:43AM

like2eat@theY Wrote:
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> So let's here it. What is the worst/funniest/most
> disgusting things that have happened to you in the
> sack? Thankfully, I have never experienced some of
> the traumatizing events my buddies have but here's
> one of the worst that have happened to me:
>
> So I end up with this girl (sadly to say I had sex
> with her a couple times, just trying to look pass
> this. I was on a dry spell and was taking
> whatever, basically) and we start being friends
> with benefits. So we're doing our thing and I
> notice that she's shaven down there which is
> totally up my alley. As I further explore I feel a
> rough spot between her vag and her poopshoot. As
> Im thinking wtf is this I realize that shes got a
> little hitler stache right between her vag and her
> asshole...like WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SHAVE
> EVERYTHING ELSE BUT THERE...it weirded me out. So
> the whole time we're having sex I have this look
> on my face like with each thrust somebody is
> flicking me in my right nut, just thinking about
> if there could be shit stuck in there or God knows
> what. Finally, I get in the zone and finish. When
> she gets up to go put some clothes on and turns
> the light on, to add insult to injury, I notice
> she has pimples all over her ass. OH COME ON! Not
> just one, I am talking about covered. Completely
> grossed out. Needless to say, that was the last
> time we ever did it.
>
> This cant be the worst thats out there. There has
> to be many who have some funny/gross stuff they
> need to get off their chest.


LOL

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 11, 2011 11:11AM

like2eat@theY Wrote:
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> So let's here it. What is the worst/funniest/most
> disgusting things that have happened to you in the
> sack? Thankfully, I have never experienced some of
> the traumatizing events my buddies have but here's
> one of the worst that have happened to me:
>
> So I end up with this girl (sadly to say I had sex
> with her a couple times, just trying to look pass
> this. I was on a dry spell and was taking
> whatever, basically) and we start being friends
> with benefits. So we're doing our thing and I
> notice that she's shaven down there which is
> totally up my alley. As I further explore I feel a
> rough spot between her vag and her poopshoot. As
> Im thinking wtf is this I realize that shes got a
> little hitler stache right between her vag and her
> asshole...like WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SHAVE
> EVERYTHING ELSE BUT THERE...it weirded me out. So
> the whole time we're having sex I have this look
> on my face like with each thrust somebody is
> flicking me in my right nut, just thinking about
> if there could be shit stuck in there or God knows
> what. Finally, I get in the zone and finish. When
> she gets up to go put some clothes on and turns
> the light on, to add insult to injury, I notice
> she has pimples all over her ass. OH COME ON! Not
> just one, I am talking about covered. Completely
> grossed out. Needless to say, that was the last
> time we ever did it.
>
> This cant be the worst thats out there. There has
> to be many who have some funny/gross stuff they
> need to get off their chest.





What, no tossing salad story? You're losing your edge like2eat@theY....

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: March 11, 2011 03:25PM

A tainted Hitler stache...LMAO

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: craven moorehead ()
Date: March 11, 2011 10:18PM

like2eat@theY Wrote:
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> So let's here it. What is the worst/funniest/most
> disgusting things that have happened to you in the
> sack? Thankfully, I have never experienced some of
> the traumatizing events my buddies have but here's
> one of the worst that have happened to me:
>
> So I end up with this girl (sadly to say I had sex
> with her a couple times, just trying to look pass
> this. I was on a dry spell and was taking
> whatever, basically) and we start being friends
> with benefits. So we're doing our thing and I
> notice that she's shaven down there which is
> totally up my alley. As I further explore I feel a
> rough spot between her vag and her poopshoot. As
> Im thinking wtf is this I realize that shes got a
> little hitler stache right between her vag and her
> asshole...like WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SHAVE
> EVERYTHING ELSE BUT THERE...it weirded me out. So
> the whole time we're having sex I have this look
> on my face like with each thrust somebody is
> flicking me in my right nut, just thinking about
> if there could be shit stuck in there or God knows
> what. Finally, I get in the zone and finish. When
> she gets up to go put some clothes on and turns
> the light on, to add insult to injury, I notice
> she has pimples all over her ass. OH COME ON! Not
> just one, I am talking about covered. Completely
> grossed out. Needless to say, that was the last
> time we ever did it.
>
> This cant be the worst thats out there. There has
> to be many who have some funny/gross stuff they
> need to get off their chest.


A chubby jewish trust fund girl I dated at college would only let me use the "back door" because she had to remain a virgin. One time I pulled it out and there were 2 kernels of corn stuck to it! Had to break up with her after that.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: March 12, 2011 07:22AM

> A chubby jewish trust fund girl I dated at college
> would only let me use the "back door" because she
> had to remain a virgin. One time I pulled it out
> and there were 2 kernels of corn stuck to it! Had
> to break up with her after that.

Thats NOT Kosher!

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: WilliamRobert ()
Date: March 12, 2011 01:02PM

So I had been hanging out with the asian chick. She was going to school at longwood so I took the drive down to Farmville to hang out with her. We had a bunch of drinks and were pretty toasted. So we start making out and are getting close to having sex when she pushes me away and says she had to tell me something. As it turns out she not only has a boyfriend, but she has herpes too. Thank god she told me that one. I proceeded to leave right on the spot piss drunk and made it about half way home before I had to stop and pass out. Did so by a power plant somewhere.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 12, 2011 08:06PM

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Issues ()
Date: March 12, 2011 08:35PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Here's one.
>
> I was 15 (maybe just turned 16). I was
> babysitting. The man came home alone.... drunk.
>
> He pours me a cup of sake and starts talking about
> his marital problems, in detail. Sipping the sake
> and politely waiting to get paid, I finally say,
> well, I have to go home...
>
> He says, just a little more sake, as he fills my
> cup and turns on Frank Sinatra. A few more sips
> and I say, thank you, Mr. (long Italian name), but
> I really have to go home now, and I start walking
> towards the door.
>
> He says, I'll let you go after you dance with me.
> He pulls me into the living room, acting like it's
> no big deal. Now I'm not only extremely
> uncomfortable, but I'm scared.
>
> We start dancing... I'm 16ish, he's 45ish. When
> the song ends, he says, just one more dance. He
> picks up the sake and insists that I drink some
> more. His hands start wandering and I, now a
> wreck, try to disengage, but he's this big mafia
> type guy and I'm a young girl. As he's groping
> away, I'm saying, please, Mr. (long Italian name)
> I need to go, my parents will worry, please...
>
> Finally, we're at the door and he says, one kiss
> and I'll let you go. I pretend he means a peck on
> the cheek, but that's not what he means........
>
> I never told my parents.

So that's why you cry yourself to sleep every night...

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Re: Sex horror stories
Date: March 12, 2011 08:38PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I never told my parents.


It's a good thing. They probably would have ended up planted in an onion field if you had.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 12, 2011 08:45PM

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 12, 2011 08:52PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Here's one.
>
> I was 15 (maybe just turned 16). I was
> babysitting. The man came home alone.... drunk.
>
> He pours me a cup of sake and starts talking about
> his marital problems, in detail. Sipping the sake
> and politely waiting to get paid, I finally say,
> well, I have to go home...
>
> He says, just a little more sake, as he fills my
> cup and turns on Frank Sinatra. A few more sips
> and I say, thank you, Mr. (long Italian name), but
> I really have to go home now, and I start walking
> towards the door.
>
> He says, I'll let you go after you dance with me.
> He pulls me into the living room, acting like it's
> no big deal. Now I'm not only extremely
> uncomfortable, but I'm scared.
>
> We start dancing... I'm 16ish, he's 45ish. When
> the song ends, he says, just one more dance. He
> picks up the sake and insists that I drink some
> more. His hands start wandering and I, now a
> wreck, try to disengage, but he's this big mafia
> type guy and I'm a young girl. As he's groping
> away, I'm saying, please, Mr. (long Italian name)
> I need to go, my parents will worry, please...
>
> Finally, we're at the door and he says, one kiss
> and I'll let you go. I pretend he means a peck on
> the cheek, but that's not what he means........
>
> I never told my parents.


Wow....wow

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 12, 2011 09:41PM

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: March 12, 2011 09:52PM

Well, this thread went from "funny sex stories" to "sexual assault stories" really quick...

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: March 12, 2011 09:56PM

Were any of these stories "funny' tomahawk?...well maybe the first one.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: March 12, 2011 11:04PM

I had a girl gag and puke on my junk. She was completely embarassed I was disgusted. I tried to pretend it wasn't a mood killer but little sumguy wasn't convinced she left crying. I hit the shower.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Date: March 12, 2011 11:10PM

I don't really have any sex horror stories. To me, a horror story would be that you were fucking some chick in the ass and reached around and found a cock down there, or that some chick started shitting during sex. Nothing like that has happened to me. Just the occasional sloppy drunk sex thing and B.O.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Date: March 12, 2011 11:11PM

Yah the B.O. thing is a major buzzkill. The finger test is a sure sign that you need to cut bait and run.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Not bothered ()
Date: March 13, 2011 10:16AM

My highlight reel has some bloopers...

One that comes to mine is pretty much all my dick's fault tho. Horny as hell, just moved, and was in a bad slump. So what do I do? I CL a 375lb no-limits of self-respecting whore who would do anythin for attention. I picked her up at her place, but she couldn't fit in my front seat, so she sat in the back seat and talked dirty the whole way to the hotel. While fucking, it was awful. Just so so awful. Stinky pussy and ass and massive nastiness of blobs of skin. My brain and dick were having a world war 3, and my dick totally won. When she was in the bathroom washing up, I left that blimp bitch there and hauled ass out to my car and peed out. I showered to over an hour when I got home. 10 years later I still don't feel clean.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Anondelivers ()
Date: March 14, 2011 04:42PM

Bump for justice

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: @AngelicMaster ()
Date: January 07, 2013 01:37PM

So I've dated this girl for about
five months, she told me she's
a raging porn addict, and in my
sick twisted head I took that as
bonus, after all that just means
she knows all the good stuff
right? So I finally get her to agree
to a little "woopy" time. So we're
half way into it, and she gives me
An oral exam. But after I passed sed
exam, she kissed me, and blew MY
load into MY mouth! OBVIOSLY,
THE PORN SHE WATCHES IS SOME
WEIRD ASS SHIT!

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Jon Smith ()
Date: January 07, 2013 01:45PM

I was fucking my GF in the ass and god a large amount of poop on my shaft. I then ran to the bathroom and the session was over.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Hairy ()
Date: January 07, 2013 01:54PM

I was good friends with this chick for at least a year before we became friends with benefits. We would have sex in the evenings, as it was when it was most convenient for both of us, and she would wear her bra sometimes, no big deal to me. Then one afternoon, we both have free time and go at it. I get her bra off and am sucking on her nipples when I realize I have a hair in my mouth. No big deal. I do it again and another hair. This is when I look and see she has hairy nipples. Not like a dude, but just enough that I got weirded out. I never took her bra off while we were fucking again.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: 404ed ()
Date: January 07, 2013 01:57PM

i assume you've mentally erased the shaft between her legs too. huh?

Hint...that wasn't a vibrator.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: eyeshot ()
Date: January 07, 2013 02:02PM

My gf was giving me oral pleasure and I ended up shooting a full load right into her eye at point blank range. Her eye was red and painful for a good 30 min even after rinsing...

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Jojojones ()
Date: January 07, 2013 02:03PM

I had been emailing, texting with a girl for about a month, getting her all worked up with all the crazy things I was going to do to her. One night she breaks down and tells me to get over to her house, so off I go. I get in, she is in a little nighty, looking sexy and we immediately start making out. She turns to go upstairs and I am right behind her...right behind her, and that is when I smell something. I get to her bedroom and push her onto the bed and get my mouth all over her. As I get down to her crotch, my nose tells me something isn't right. As hot as this chick was, she had a not so pleasant smelling vag. I tried to lick it, but could only do it for a little bit, like three strokes and I was done. She ended up being a great lay, lots of acrobatics, and I get dressed and go home, shower and go to work. When I come home I am still thinking about how great it was the night before, then I smell someting...her stink on my underwear from last night. It filled the bathroom where I had dropped them. I didn't go back for seconds.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Slinging Sammy ()
Date: January 07, 2013 02:04PM

eyeshot Wrote:
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> My gf was giving me oral pleasure and I ended up
> shooting a full load right into her eye at point
> blank range. Her eye was red and painful for a
> good 30 min even after rinsing...




I dropped a couple of loads in an old GFs eye years ago. The first time she started freaking out and her eye was red and swollen. The second time she was just pissed at me and wouldn't let that cock near her face for weeks.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: January 07, 2013 02:16PM

Jojojones Wrote:
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> I had been emailing, texting with a girl for about
> a month, getting her all worked up with all the
> crazy things I was going to do to her. One night
> she breaks down and tells me to get over to her
> house, so off I go. I get in, she is in a little
> nighty, looking sexy and we immediately start
> making out. She turns to go upstairs and I am
> right behind her...right behind her, and that is
> when I smell something. I get to her bedroom and
> push her onto the bed and get my mouth all over
> her. As I get down to her crotch, my nose tells
> me something isn't right. As hot as this chick
> was, she had a not so pleasant smelling vag. I
> tried to lick it, but could only do it for a
> little bit, like three strokes and I was done.
> She ended up being a great lay, lots of
> acrobatics, and I get dressed and go home, shower
> and go to work. When I come home I am still
> thinking about how great it was the night before,
> then I smell someting...her stink on my underwear
> from last night. It filled the bathroom where I
> had dropped them. I didn't go back for seconds.




9/10 times if it reaks, something is seriously wrong. Infection, bacteria. I hope you used mad listerine my brother. ZOIKS!!!

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 07, 2013 03:22PM

Once , I had a hangnail.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Stink Jeans ()
Date: January 07, 2013 03:31PM

Jojojones Wrote:
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> I had been emailing, texting with a girl for about
> a month, getting her all worked up with all the
> crazy things I was going to do to her. One night
> she breaks down and tells me to get over to her
> house, so off I go. I get in, she is in a little
> nighty, looking sexy and we immediately start
> making out. She turns to go upstairs and I am
> right behind her...right behind her, and that is
> when I smell something. I get to her bedroom and
> push her onto the bed and get my mouth all over
> her. As I get down to her crotch, my nose tells
> me something isn't right. As hot as this chick
> was, she had a not so pleasant smelling vag. I
> tried to lick it, but could only do it for a
> little bit, like three strokes and I was done.
> She ended up being a great lay, lots of
> acrobatics, and I get dressed and go home, shower
> and go to work. When I come home I am still
> thinking about how great it was the night before,
> then I smell someting...her stink on my underwear
> from last night. It filled the bathroom where I
> had dropped them. I didn't go back for seconds.


Same thing happened to me. I got done with this chick and am headed home when a buddy calls and asks for a lift home from work. I pick him up and as we are driving along he turns to me and says "don't take this the wrong way, but what died in here?". That girls stink had filled up my whole car and I had not even ralized it because I had been smelling it for the last hour. I had to park the car for the night with the windows down.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Red Wings ()
Date: January 07, 2013 03:41PM

I was involved with a woman a few years older than me (7 to be exact) and we would go on these marathon sessions 4-5 times a week. I was 25 at the time and had all sorts of energy and she was recently divorced and had gone without sex for some time. Anyway, one night we are hot and heavy and I am just pounding away, stuff is falling off the walls, she is screaming, it was awesome. I finish and after a few minutes she gets up and goes to the bathroom. I hear her say "Oh my God" from the other room, turn the light on to go see and notice there is a huge, blood spatter, puddle in the bed. She has blood down her thighs and so do I. My junk is red and the whole room smelled like copper. She said she thought she may be starting her period soon, but was horny so we went at it anyway. That grossed me out so much I didn't have sex with her for almost a month. It happened one other time about a year later.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: 404ed ()
Date: January 07, 2013 03:54PM

At least you know she wasn't pregnant.

Either that or she miscarried (which means she's no longer pregnant). Congrats.



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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Red Wings ()
Date: January 07, 2013 03:56PM

404ed Wrote:
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> At least you know she wasn't pregnant.
>
> Either that or she miscarried (which means she's
> no longer pregnant). Congrats.


Good points, I never thought about it like that, thank you.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Posted ()
Date: January 07, 2013 08:14PM

This thread is useless without pics.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: RG2 ()
Date: January 07, 2013 08:50PM

My ex wife had a horrible smelling belly button. No matter how much she cleaned it, it would always stink. It made it hard to get in the mood when I knew I could catch a whiff of the stink hole. The smell could be compared to rotten flesh. She also had hair on her nips. Feel bad for the guy who is banging her now.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Sex Boy ()
Date: January 25, 2013 02:22PM

Is this thread over? I thought there would be more stories by now.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Tim morrison ()
Date: January 25, 2013 02:37PM

One time I was having anal sex with Gordon Blvd and she made this noise and I felt something weird on my dick (which was in her TIGHT ass) so I pulled out and she pooped EVERYWHERE! Fucking gross man!!

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Mr BEH ()
Date: January 25, 2013 02:46PM

I was going to finally have sex with Amanda Purprush when I saw those boils on her ass. I couldn't do it, so I just popped those things and rolled out.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: yepp ()
Date: January 25, 2013 03:57PM

This happened back in my college days when i had a girlfriend (total babe). just got done smokin a woobob and im feeling like having sex while im having a great high. we are gettin into it im goin down on her and i guess she hadnt showered that day or something + the combination of having a stuffy nose so i couldnt smell how bad it was gonna taste.... it took me 2 seconds to vomit all over her bed and bedroom floor. i took it out on her and didnt hit for about a 2 weeks to teach a lesson on common courtesy....i mean really who the fuck does that. if you havnt showered and you pussy taste like a raunchy sweaty sock. throw up a lil warning. needless to say she warned me from then on when she hadnt showered. THE END and we both lived Happily ever after seperated about a year later

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 25, 2013 05:31PM

yepp Wrote:
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> This happened back in my college days when i had a
> girlfriend (total babe). just got done smokin a
> woobob and im feeling like having sex while im
> having a great high. we are gettin into it im goin
> down on her and i guess she hadnt showered that
> day or something + the combination of having a
> stuffy nose so i couldnt smell how bad it was
> gonna taste.... it took me 2 seconds to vomit all
> over her bed and bedroom floor. i took it out on
> her and didnt hit for about a 2 weeks to teach a
> lesson on common courtesy....i mean really who the
> fuck does that. if you havnt showered and you
> pussy taste like a raunchy sweaty sock. throw up a
> lil warning. needless to say she warned me from
> then on when she hadnt showered. THE END and we
> both lived Happily ever after seperated about a
> year later

dem woolies...

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 25, 2013 05:35PM

I was 15, girlfriend was 16 and we were at a party at a friend's house. His parents out of town and my girl wants to do it. So, we go into my friend's parent's bedroom and proceed to Tuna Town. I finish up all nice and quick, turn on the lights and there's blood everywhere. Period blood. Had to steal a t-shirt from his dad's dresser and sneak a shower before heading back downstairs. We continued dating/having coitus for another 6 months or so before I called it quits. Only because she liked to do it...a lot, and so did I.

I think that's the worst I have.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: sexy lady ()
Date: June 11, 2013 09:28PM

So my boyfrienf was fucking me and then he turned around so his bach was facing me and pressed his bach against mine and pooped.i broke up with him the next day! :)

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: damn........... ()
Date: August 25, 2019 02:17PM

sexy lady Wrote:
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> So my boyfrienf was fucking me and then he turned
> around so his bach was facing me and pressed his
> bach against mine and pooped.i broke up with him
> the next day! :)


DAMNNN!

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: crazy john ()
Date: November 15, 2020 02:25PM

I was banging this girl I met in high school. Her parents were not home and we raided the liquor cabinet. I was drunk and somehow she started licking my butthole while I was still banging her. I thought that it somehow did not make sense but I was really drunk. I blew a major load into her before I realized it was the family dachshund that was licking my ass like crazy! That was fucked up and gave me nightmares for years.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Did you ever tell her? ()
Date: November 15, 2020 02:29PM

crazy john Wrote:
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> I was banging this girl I met in high school. Her
> parents were not home and we raided the liquor
> cabinet. I was drunk and somehow she started
> licking my butthole while I was still banging her.
> I thought that it somehow did not make sense but I
> was really drunk. I blew a major load into her
> before I realized it was the family dachshund that
> was licking my ass like crazy! That was fucked up
> and gave me nightmares for years.
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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: pfffttttttttttt ()
Date: November 15, 2020 04:27PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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>
> > I never told my parents.
>
>
> It's a good thing. They probably would have ended
> up planted in an onion field if you had.


this poster was always under the delusion that he was King Shit, college boy!

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Ralphie. ()
Date: November 15, 2020 04:46PM

eyeshot Wrote:
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> My gf was giving me oral pleasure and I ended up
> shooting a full load right into her eye at point
> blank range. Her eye was red and painful for a
> good 30 min even after rinsing...


Careful you'll shoot your eye out!

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Perry ()
Date: November 15, 2020 10:05PM

The worst pussy I ever had was still great.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: slim jim ()
Date: November 18, 2020 04:49PM

When I was younger I was dating a Hispanic girl and we were going steady. One night at a party I banged this Jewish chick with HUGE boobs. The Hispanic girl found out about it but did not tell me she knew about it. When I was passed out drunk she squeezed a whole tube of super glue up my dick hole. I had to have two surgeries to fix my schlong. The cops tried to charge her with assault and battery but she denied everything and claimed that some other girl came in the house and did it. The charges were made but then dropped. She got away with it.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Girls are sick ()
Date: November 18, 2020 04:53PM

one night, I was fucking this girl doggy style, I smealt shit, I was like, “bitch you know how to wipe ur ass”! This girl was into shit, shit!
She didn’t wipe her ass on purpose

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: too close for comfort ()
Date: November 18, 2020 05:25PM

Over the summer when I was 16 I met a girl in a chat room who lived on the other side of the beltway. We hit it off really well and the convo became sexual very quick. We both were virgins both incredibly horny with the same fantasies and desires. In fact we thought so much alike we were like twins separated at birth. So we made plans to meet up at a park in MD with a lot of secluded woods. We both got rides and came prepared; she brought a blanket. After getting some lunch we went off into the woods, started making out, got naked, 69'ed each other, fucked in every possible position, and we both came what seemed at the time like 10x each. Her father was a gyno and she had got on the pill in case. We started hooking up often, which wasn't easy with her living in Rockville and me in Fairfax. Each time we met up was mostly nonstop making out and sex for multiple hours. To this day she is one of the top 5 women I've ever had sex with. It was incredible. This went on for about a month or so.

Then one day it ended horribly. My grandmother was over and talking about her cousin who she was close with. She said something about his younger brother being a gynecologist. Something clicked in my head at that point and I remember asking my grandmother, "where does he live?" afraid to hear the answer... I was actually online with my friend and asked her if she had ever heard of my grandmother. We both were both embarrassed to have been fucking cousins of some degree. It was like being doused with a bucket of ice water.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: It’s been a hard 22 years ()
Date: November 18, 2020 05:33PM

This maybe my 2nd or 3rd contribution to this thread and may have shared the same story twice.

But not this one, I had a chance to make love to the one person I have loved the most, over the last 22 years, and 22 years ago, i did not so that
IM A FUCKING LOSER

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: Koko Taylor ()
Date: November 18, 2020 07:49PM

too close for comfort Wrote:
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> Over the summer when I was 16 I met a girl in a
> chat room who lived on the other side of the
> beltway. We hit it off really well and the convo
> became sexual very quick. We both were virgins
> both incredibly horny with the same fantasies and
> desires. In fact we thought so much alike we were
> like twins separated at birth. So we made plans to
> meet up at a park in MD with a lot of secluded
> woods. We both got rides and came prepared; she
> brought a blanket. After getting some lunch we
> went off into the woods, started making out, got
> naked, 69'ed each other, fucked in every possible
> position, and we both came what seemed at the time
> like 10x each. Her father was a gyno and she had
> got on the pill in case. We started hooking up
> often, which wasn't easy with her living in
> Rockville and me in Fairfax. Each time we met up
> was mostly nonstop making out and sex for multiple
> hours. To this day she is one of the top 5 women
> I've ever had sex with. It was incredible. This
> went on for about a month or so.
>
> Then one day it ended horribly. My grandmother was
> over and talking about her cousin who she was
> close with. She said something about his younger
> brother being a gynecologist. Something clicked in
> my head at that point and I remember asking my
> grandmother, "where does he live?" afraid to hear
> the answer... I was actually online with my
> friend and asked her if she had ever heard of my
> grandmother. We both were both embarrassed to
> have been fucking cousins of some degree. It was
> like being doused with a bucket of ice water.


The family that LAYS together STAYS together.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: kissing cousins ()
Date: November 18, 2020 11:19PM

That is like 3rd cousins and not closely related enough for anyone to bat an eye. Fun fact: in Virginia even first cousins can legally marry.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: jim sampler ()
Date: November 20, 2020 05:07PM

I got caught wacking off in the elevator in my high school.

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: She glued yer dick shut? ()
Date: November 21, 2020 06:09AM

slim jim Wrote:
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> When I was younger I was dating a Hispanic girl
> and we were going steady. One night at a party I
> banged this Jewish chick with HUGE boobs. The
> Hispanic girl found out about it but did not tell
> me she knew about it. When I was passed out drunk
> she squeezed a whole tube of super glue up my dick
> hole. I had to have two surgeries to fix my
> schlong. The cops tried to charge her with assault
> and battery but she denied everything and claimed
> that some other girl came in the house and did it.
> The charges were made but then dropped. She got
> away with it.


JESUS CHRIST! Fuck!

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Re: Sex horror stories
Posted by: former CO ()
Date: November 21, 2020 03:25PM

She glued yer dick shut? Wrote:
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> slim jim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I was younger I was dating a Hispanic girl
> > and we were going steady. One night at a party
> I
> > banged this Jewish chick with HUGE boobs. The
> > Hispanic girl found out about it but did not
> tell
> > me she knew about it. When I was passed out
> drunk
> > she squeezed a whole tube of super glue up my
> dick
> > hole. I had to have two surgeries to fix my
> > schlong. The cops tried to charge her with
> assault
> > and battery but she denied everything and
> claimed
> > that some other girl came in the house and did
> it.
> > The charges were made but then dropped. She got
> > away with it.
>
>
> JESUS CHRIST! Fuck!


Bitch deserved 5 years.

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