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Do they or don't they
Posted by: Derp ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:02PM

So I was thinking about something Mr Misery wrote the other day.

"The fact of the matter is, just about every woman on the planet has had a dick in her mouth at least once in her life."

I think that's true for 99.5% of women. The other 0.5% are either mongoloids, weigh in excess of 300 pounds, or are related to Susan Boyle.

Some women are better at it than others. I mean, some could literally remove the chrome off a trailer hitch.

So, is sucking cock an innate feature in women? Similar to how a baby innately knows to suck on its mom's breasts to get milk? Is slurping on a one eyed trouser snake hard wired into a woman's brain?

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:08PM

Derp is right. Women love dicks in their mouth. I, personally, would never put a dick in my mouth. Women are disgusting.

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:09PM

What if the only way to stop me from murdering your cat was to give me a blowjob, Miz?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:11PM

You can get a cat from the pound any day of the week.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:11PM

But there's only one Miz's Cat...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:14PM

miz sucking cock to save his pussy. oh the whore.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:15PM

Nicely done...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:15PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What if the only way to stop me from murdering
> your cat was to give me a blowjob, Miz?

then I'd do it.

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:16PM

I have to say, once a man has taken a cock into his mouth, he is automatically a fag. Its an either/or.

Not my personal experience; simple reality.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2011 08:16PM by Pinhead the Cenobite.

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:18PM

Derp Wrote:
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>
> So, is sucking cock an innate feature in women?
> Similar to how a baby innately knows to suck on
> its mom's breasts to get milk? Is slurping on a
> one eyed trouser snake hard wired into a woman's
> brain?

I am unable to comment on the issue since I do not possess XX chromosomes, but I have to laugh. This reads like the male version of Carrie Bradshaw's rhetorical questions on "Sex In The City." LOL.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2011 08:21PM by Pinhead the Cenobite.

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:19PM

themuse Wrote:
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> miz sucking cock to save his pussy. oh the whore.

muse, have you ever had one in your mouth?

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:22PM

A pussy or a cock?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: March 08, 2011 08:23PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > miz sucking cock to save his pussy. oh the
> whore.
>
> muse, have you ever had one in your mouth?


are you threatening the life of my cat?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: March 08, 2011 09:55PM

What if you eat goat penis are you gay?

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Re: Do they or don't they
Posted by: NIGGAR ()
Date: March 08, 2011 09:57PM

MEADE EATS PENIS

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