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Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: MusicLoverVA ()
Date: October 24, 2007 02:12AM

To add to your collection!
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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Mr. Cuddles ()
Date: October 24, 2007 02:25AM

Oh thanks, I was just about to run out of toilet paper. Now I've got some more to wipe my ass with.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 24, 2007 06:08AM


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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 24, 2007 08:43AM

They still remind me of a Dyke

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Blah x 3 ()
Date: October 24, 2007 10:38AM

That is the guy the current Meade Skelton ate and assumed his identity.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: stinkypoon ()
Date: October 24, 2007 12:43PM

What an invitation for a thrashing that was.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 24, 2007 12:49PM

Anyone else think this is some doofus just hijacking Meade skelton's pics and ridiculing him? I mean why would any sane person keep coming back for more and using various aliases?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/24/2007 01:04PM by ferfux.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 24, 2007 01:13PM

Because Meade, Robert, MusicloverVA et al is a narcissist! It'a all about him, and if he is not the center of attention, he posts something dumb like this...

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 24, 2007 02:55PM

The worst part is Meade lives in this fictional World where he see's himself as becoming a great signer. He has a better chance of winning the powerball without buying a ticket.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: October 24, 2007 08:15PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> Anyone else think this is some doofus just
> hijacking Meade skelton's pics and ridiculing him?


nobody in their right mind would post pictures of that freakshow thus one must conclude it is the freakshow himself.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Music critic ()
Date: October 24, 2007 08:26PM

Meades fans react
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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 24, 2007 09:38PM

I found some More Meade Pics

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771016/

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: October 24, 2007 11:59PM


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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: October 25, 2007 01:25AM

Meade already IS a great singer!

Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnRj4kAas8k

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Blah x 3 ()
Date: October 25, 2007 10:31AM

If he is so great, why are there only trhee people in the audience. Word of advice - when there are more people in the band than the crowd, you are NOT great at all.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: October 25, 2007 01:59PM

Thats not true! I've heard some of the best musicians in the world play for 2 people. Draw has nothing to do with talent. There were more people there than it looked like too.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: October 25, 2007 02:00PM

Also to add- I've heard some of the worst bands ever pack a full house every night.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Blah x 3 ()
Date: October 25, 2007 02:45PM

You are the worst of both worlds - bad music, bad draw.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: October 25, 2007 04:41PM

Robert Wrote:
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> Thats not true! I've heard some of the best
> musicians in the world play for 2 people. Draw has
> nothing to do with talent. There were more people
> there than it looked like too.


well ya.. if i was a good musician and somebody offered me a million dollars to play for him and his wife.. i'd do it

you on the other hand, got payed $25 to play for 4 people that you probably invited..



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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Blah x 3 ()
Date: October 25, 2007 04:51PM

$25 is still way to much to pay Meade. He should be paying people to have them listen. At best, and this might be stretching, he is a decent regular at an old folks home.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: ilaughatyourface ()
Date: October 25, 2007 06:02PM

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 25, 2007 06:50PM

That Meade Skelton is so handsome! Has he lost weight?

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Meade ()
Date: October 25, 2007 09:33PM

Blah x 3 Wrote:
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> You are the worst of both worlds - bad music, bad
> draw.


Actually- I have very good music. Just most people have bad taste. I'm sorry I'm not a Top 40 Classic Rock Cover Band (GAG). I have many fans in Harrisonburg at The Little Grill.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 25, 2007 09:47PM

Holy shit, Meade. Look at you in those photographs. Its amazing to me the way you present yourself. You were born in the wrong era?

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: shutyourmouth ()
Date: October 26, 2007 12:04AM

Meade Wrote:
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> Blah x 3 Wrote:
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> > You are the worst of both worlds - bad music,
> bad
> > draw.
>
>
> Actually- I have very good music. Just most people
> have bad taste. I'm sorry I'm not a Top 40 Classic
> Rock Cover Band (GAG). I have many fans in
> Harrisonburg at The Little Grill.

Uh...no? I am in HBURG and have never seen any of your 'bandwagon' fans LOL.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Meade ()
Date: October 26, 2007 01:11AM

Oh, pshaw! Go to the Little Grill. They play my music there all the time.
I don't think you live there. Do you go to JMU or something?

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Meade ()
Date: October 26, 2007 01:11AM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Holy shit, Meade. Look at you in those
> photographs. Its amazing to me the way you present
> yourself. You were born in the wrong era?


I was born in 1979. I get my clothes mostly from thrift stores or Vintage outlets.
Aren't my threads cool? I call it "Loudouneer".

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 26, 2007 11:41AM

They are cool, Meade. I really like those outfits. Good for you for doing your own thing. You're kind of link Howdy Doody.

By the way, I'm going to attend your show in Reston on November 17th. Will you be selling albums there?

I am going to ask Tia2 to go with me (a date) but if she declines, would any other FU members like to go?

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: October 26, 2007 02:08PM

Meade is coming to Reston on the 17th... Reminds me of:


Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly,
'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there."
Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."

"I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high;
Will you rest upon my little bed?" said the Spider to the Fly.
"There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin,
And if you like to rest awhile, I'll snugly tuck you in!"
Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "for I've often heard it said,
They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!"

Said the cunning Spider to the Fly, " Dear friend what can I do,
To prove the warm affection I 've always felt for you?
I have within my pantry, good store of all that's nice;
I'm sure you're very welcome -- will you please to take a slice?"
"Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "kind Sir, that cannot be,
I've heard what's in your pantry, and I do not wish to see!"

"Sweet creature!" said the Spider, "you're witty and you're wise,
How handsome are your gauzy wings, how brilliant are your eyes!
I've a little looking-glass upon my parlour shelf,
If you'll step in one moment, dear, you shall behold yourself."
"I thank you, gentle sir," she said, "for what you 're pleased to say,
And bidding you good morning now, I'll call another day."

The Spider turned him round about, and went into his den,
For well he knew the silly Fly would soon come back again:
So he wove a subtle web, in a little corner sly,
And set his table ready, to dine upon the Fly.
Then he came out to his door again, and merrily did sing,
"Come hither, hither, pretty Fly, with the pearl and silver wing;
Your robes are green and purple -- there's a crest upon your head;
Your eyes are like the diamond bright, but mine are dull as lead!"

Alas, alas! how very soon this silly little Fly,
Hearing his wily, flattering words, came slowly flitting by;
With buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer drew,
Thinking only of her brilliant eyes, and green and purple hue --
Thinking only of her crested head -- poor foolish thing! At last,
Up jumped the cunning Spider, and fiercely held her fast.
He dragged her up his winding stair, into his dismal den,
Within his little parlour -- but she ne'er came out again!



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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 26, 2007 02:18PM

everyone should go
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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 26, 2007 02:33PM

Will there be other kids performing at this Elementery school talent show?

Tell your agent congrats on the booking!

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 26, 2007 02:33PM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> They are cool, Meade. I really like those outfits.
> Good for you for doing your own thing. You're kind
> of link Howdy Doody.
>
> By the way, I'm going to attend your show in
> Reston on November 17th. Will you be selling
> albums there?
>
> I am going to ask Tia2 to go with me (a date) but
> if she declines, would any other FU members like
> to go?



Sorry EJ! No offense to you but there is no way I would spend any of my time contributing to Meade's, Robert's, Musicloverva's sociopathic narcissistic tendencies.

Ok - I have to go now, I'm busy catching Bin Laden!

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Meade ()
Date: October 26, 2007 11:09PM

I think Fairfax Underground should cum to my show at Market Street Coffee in Leesburg Dec. 8th.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 28, 2007 08:00PM

Yeah, we could dress up like clowns and bring air horns, wouldn't that be cool.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Mr. Brown ()
Date: October 28, 2007 09:00PM

I'll be at the Reston show. Meade, I'll be the guy that walks up to you and takes a shit in your face when you are playing.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: showing ()
Date: October 29, 2007 11:02PM

i am pregnant with meade skelton's baby

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Posted by: Jesus is coming! ()
Date: October 30, 2007 12:27AM

showing Wrote:
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> i am pregnant with meade skelton's baby

It must be the second coming of Jesus!! We know Meade has never had his dick in anything other then his hand.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 30, 2007 09:48AM

showing Wrote:
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> i am pregnant with meade skelton's baby

You are what is known as "fat." A guy cannot get not pregnant from another guy.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: showing ()
Date: October 30, 2007 09:53AM

no, i am a lady. i met meade skelton at the Danville Youth Baptist Swap Meet 4 months ago

i can feel little meade kicking

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 30, 2007 03:35PM

Is Bailing Out Reckless Investors Wise? Don't Bank on It.

By William R. Bonner and Lila Rajiva
Sunday, October 28, 2007; Page B04

Last summer, the bill started to come due on our debt-fueled economy. We should have let it -- and let reckless speculators, subprime lenders and banks finally get what they had coming. But instead, the financial authorities let them off the hook. Rather than simply letting markets be markets, they bailed out both the fools and the knaves. We'll all live to regret it.

At the moment of truth, the Federal Reserve cut the overnight cost of money in the United States (known as the Fed funds rate) by 0.5 percent. Meanwhile, the governor of the Bank of England also succumbed to temptation, infusing ¿10 billion into the British banking system. Next, the Fed let Citigroup and Bank of America increase the quantity of funds that federally insured banks could lend to their affiliates, many of which held risky mortgage debts. When investors, spooked by the subprime lending crisis, stampeded out, the affiliates ran short of cash. Then, just this month, Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson Jr. announced the creation of yet another fund, guaranteed by three major banks -- a piece of folly that was no more than a bailout of the cash-strapped affiliates.



But bad investments do not become good ones just because a central bank lends more money to the investors who made the rash choices. Problems caused by too much credit do not disappear when you hand out even more credit. And the syndrome that such moves create only makes our economic woes worse.

Mervyn King, the head of the Bank of England, told Parliament that he had been initially reluctant to intervene in Britain's credit market because he feared the " moral hazard" that might ensue. Moral hazard is the idea that eliminating all potential risks from an action encourages people to take excessive risks. King worried that when speculators think that they'll be bailed out, they tend to take bigger chances. After all, why not go for broke when you've got the central bank behind you?

The same thought should have troubled Fed chief Ben S. Bernanke, but somehow America's central bankers didn't seem to share even the nascent qualms of the governor of the British bank. Instead, they blithely reversed four years of policy by lowering the Fed funds rate to 4.75 percent. Just a few weeks earlier, Bernanke had called inflation Public Enemy No. 1. Now, by cutting the cost of money (something he looks set to do again next week), he was inviting it to dinner. And by encouraging risky behavior, he was asking for trouble -- and he'll probably get it.

If people always behaved sensibly, they would borrow only what they could pay back. The economy would boom only when it was producing jobs, and not because it was awash in easy money. Industries would not glut their markets, and investors would not make daft decisions out of greed.

But people do make bad calls. They foul up. When the price of money rises and the economy contracts, their errors get corrected. That's the good news. The bad news is that there are always enough people to argue that it's the Fed's job to ease the pain of such contractions. Those arguments have usually carried the day. Since World War II, the practice has been to use monetary policy to smooth the downside of the business cycle -- lowering interest rates to make money easier to borrow.

What the economy faces now, however, is a far cry from what it has faced in the past. In the first 25 years after World War II, the average ratio in the U.S. economy of periods of growth to periods of recession was only about 5 to 1. Over the next 25 years, the downturns got softer and even less frequent. And now, we seem to have rollicked our way through an expansion longer than any in the preceding era. Either we are suddenly moving toward the perfection of mankind, or there's a large batch of errors we've yet to clean up.

And the batch grows by the day. Never before have so many people owed so much money in so many different ways.

When you make a mistake with your own money, you may go broke, you may despair, you may even kill yourself. Not to sound callous, but the damage rarely goes much further than that. Make a mistake with borrowed money, on the other hand, and it sets off a chain reaction of losses. You lose money, the lender loses money, savers lose money and the investors who bought shaky financial instruments tied up with the original debt lose money.

This is where central banks are supposed to come in. At first, Mervyn King judged that adding a few more straws might break the British economy's back. Then, under pressure, he decided to load on a whole other bale. He had called it right the first time.

In theory, a central bank is set up to keep economic order. But in practice, when central bankers intervene in the economy, it is a bit like intervening in a street brawl: Results can vary. Central banking is a pretty imprecise science. At best, it is marginally and occasionally effective; at worst, it is a disastrous fraud.

It's easier to yield to temptation than to resist it. Paul Volcker, the Fed chief from 1979 to 1987, was the last one who could stomach a recession. Determined to correct the macroeconomic blunders of the 1970s, he jacked nominal interest rates up to 20 percent. Politicians were outraged, and the public was horrified. Volcker's effigy was burned on the steps of the Capitol. But his forced correction worked: Inflation fell from 12 percent to 4 percent. After the smoke cleared, the U.S. economy was ready for its biggest boom ever.

But since Volcker left the Fed, interest rates have generally gone down, and American consumers have taken advantage of it to borrow and spend. In the process, they have become addicted to cheap money. Now total credit has grown from 150 percent of gross domestic product to 340 percent. In fact, Americans carry so much debt that if Bernanke were to raise interest rates even to 10 percent, as he clearly should, they'd probably scorch him for real.

There was a time not so long ago when it looked as though central planning might actually work. The figures coming out of the Soviet Union showed remarkable -- almost unbelievable -- progress. Later, it became clear that the numbers were rigged.

Looking at how cheap money is these days, one wonders: Are we following in the Russians' footsteps? For although almost all economists now admit that markets do better than government bureaucrats at setting prices and allocating resources, central banks continue to rig the most important price of all: the price of money.

In the real world, you can't create something out of nothing, and debts must always be paid -- although not necessarily by the people who incurred them.

When the Bernankes of the world set the price of money too low, they set off an explosion of error. People build houses for buyers who can't afford them, they add capacity for customers who don't exist, they speculate on trends that are sure to end.

Don't take our word for it; just open your eyes. What we see in the U.S. economy today is largely the consequence of the Fed's wimpy decision to keep rates low after the micro-correction of 2000-01. The economy had walked backward for only a single quarter -- not even enough to qualify as an official recession. Still, the Fed panicked, yanking rates down to an emergency low of 1 percent for more than a year. The result? The biggest housing boom in U.S. history, accompanied by more bad decisions than a joint session of Congress. Lenders over-lent. Consumers over-borrowed. Builders over-built. And the dollar crashed to its lowest level ever.

Instead of wiping out bad decisions, the Fed's rate cuts keep the cheap money flowing, letting errors compound and spread. Instead of sticking the losses to the people who deserve them, it redistributes even bigger losses to bystanders: innocent savers, hapless householders and dollar-holding, dollar-earning chumps everywhere. That's the problem with meddling in markets: Once you get started, it's hard to stop.

William Bonner and Lila Rajiva are the co-authors of

"Mobs, Messiahs, and Markets."

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: lol ()
Date: October 30, 2007 04:08PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> Is Bailing Out Reckless Investors Wise? Don't Bank
> on It.

Is feeling sorry for those who can't read thread subjects wise? Don't bet on it.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: News ()
Date: October 31, 2007 09:55AM

HOW TO SUCK COCK

Written by unknown.

Sucking a man's cock is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many women don't appreciate just how much fun it can be. The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it doesn't end up being much fun.
Because if you mess up, you don't get your reward. The cock doesn't get hard, the man doesn't have a good time and the woman feels like a failure.

But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker. And I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this book, let's say you're on a couch. You're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his prick.
If he's hot for you, it will already be hard. If he's nervous, it may still be bent up inside his shorts. Grab hold of his cock and lean up to his face and kiss him. See if you can feel a response down below. Any movement is a good sign. Now pull his cock out and see how it stands. If it's straight up, you're doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left hand and his cock in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck. Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off.
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A little experience in cock-sucking will educate you as to just when that point has been reached.
On one of your upward swings with your tongue, from the base of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don't stop. Continue your long, wet lick over the top of his cock, lingering at the hole in the center. Stick your tongue into it, if you can, but don't suck the head yet. Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around, making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is where most men are the most sensitive.
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Move your right hand all the way to the base of the cock and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft to fill and thicken, and by now the knob, will be shining and smooth. Continue to take the prick into your mouth and suck and try out all your various moves until you know the man can't stand anymore and he's going to blast off.
What you do now is between you and your lover.
Personally, I like to watch it shoot. It gives me visual images for my wet dreams and besides, it's a thrill to see the spurting cum. It's amazing how much of that stuff comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you'll feel it coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can even try to catch some on your tongue if you're fast. You might want to swallow it, some girls do, and lots of guys like to have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off though or you'll gag on it and that's not too romantic. Take it into your mouth and hold it there and then swallow it.
Another solution, and this is a nice one too, unless you're making love where you can't make a mess, is to let the warm, wonderful juices gush into your mouth and then slide around the already wet
cock. It make it so slippery and delightful to touch! You'll want to run your hands through it, feeling that hard cock all the way up, smoothing the glisten ing cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too, for you and for your man.
Now you've given your man a blow job that he'll not forget. Believe me, if you follow my instructions, this guy will want to see a lot more of you.
I've heard from men that one woman in fifty knows how to give good head. The rest act like it's a big favor. Which is another point i should make. If you don't like to give head and you've tried to learn to like it and it still doesn't work, don't give up. Maybe you'll like it more as you grow older. Men say older women are much better at giving head. But I should warn you, there are a lot of out here who love to give head and we're going to be stiff competition for you shy ones. I know women who can even have orgasms sucking cock.

One final note, this time for the men: Don't push it. There's nothing more deadly than having a man push your head down there.
Just wait. If she's into it, she'll get around to it, sometimes not until the second time you make love. And if you give her time, she'll learn to like it. If she doesn't enjoy it, perhaps your next lover will. Now go out and get 'em!

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Meed ()
Date: April 06, 2012 05:34AM

Laaaughing

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Also ()
Date: March 11, 2013 08:06AM

What happened to Meade?

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878 ()
Date: April 01, 2016 02:21AM

Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878 ()
Date: April 01, 2016 04:56AM

Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: lukin good meade ()
Date: April 01, 2016 04:00PM

Meade looks like James Bond with that raincoat.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: I like turtles ()
Date: April 01, 2016 06:52PM

ggg
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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Reb Beach ()
Date: April 03, 2016 01:58AM

I would like to hear the song Squeeze Box by Meade Skelton. I didn't realize Meade did a cover of this classic song by the Who. Eesh, could you post the audio of this track at your leisure?

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878 ()
Date: April 06, 2016 03:37PM

Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: meade is a racist asshat ()
Date: April 11, 2016 08:51PM

He should have never come to or visited a NOVA website. Stay in shortpump

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:13PM

Found a gold mine.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: November 28, 2016 06:07PM


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Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: December 17, 2016 03:22PM

 

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:19PM

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Grand Brand ()
Date: September 19, 2019 10:23PM

Meade is a legend!

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: That is fucking new one ()
Date: September 20, 2019 01:24AM

Grand Brand Wrote:
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> Meade is a legend!


Meade is a legend in his own mind.
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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Happier times ()
Date: September 20, 2019 01:33AM

When Meade had a full head of hair and his moobs hadn’t fully developed yet. If Meade ever was gonna get laid, that time would have been when it’d of happened.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Meade-waste of a human life ()
Date: September 20, 2019 01:59AM

Happier times Wrote:
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> When Meade had a full head of hair and his moobs
> hadn’t fully developed yet. If Meade ever was
> gonna get laid, that time would have been when
> it’d of happened.


Remember when we used to laugh at Meade since he could only be booked in coffee houses and daytime arts and crafts gatherings? We all thought it couldn't get much lower for Meade than that....

We were wrong, he barely gets booked anywhere anymore.


Here a calendar listing of years gone long ago...
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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Pants Shitter ()
Date: September 20, 2019 09:22AM

Meade-waste of a human life Wrote:
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> Happier times Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When Meade had a full head of hair and his
> moobs
> > hadn’t fully developed yet. If Meade ever was
> > gonna get laid, that time would have been when
> > it’d of happened.
>
>
> Remember when we used to laugh at Meade since he
> could only be booked in coffee houses and daytime
> arts and crafts gatherings? We all thought it
> couldn't get much lower for Meade than that....
>
> We were wrong, he barely gets booked anywhere
> anymore.
>
>
> Here a calendar listing of years gone long ago...

Damn i got excited thinking Meade was coming to Reston next month!

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Ageless wonder ()
Date: September 20, 2019 10:48AM

Happier times Wrote:
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> When Meade had a full head of hair and his moobs
> hadn’t fully developed yet. If Meade ever was
> gonna get laid, that time would have been when
> it’d of happened.


Meade still has great hair. Also he is very well built.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Since 2007 ()
Date: September 20, 2019 10:57AM

Meade-waste of a human life Wrote:
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> Happier times Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When Meade had a full head of hair and his
> moobs
> > hadn’t fully developed yet. If Meade ever was
> > gonna get laid, that time would have been when
> > it’d of happened.
>
>
> Remember when we used to laugh at Meade since he
> could only be booked in coffee houses and daytime
> arts and crafts gatherings? We all thought it
> couldn't get much lower for Meade than that....
>
> We were wrong, he barely gets booked anywhere
> anymore.
>
>
> Here a calendar listing of years gone long ago...

Meade has been in a movie, played at America's cup of polo, has been on local tv, he has been featured in popular music blogs, had hit videos on YouTube, and he had written over 200 songs. What have you done?

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Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: September 20, 2019 11:11AM

Since 2007 Wrote:
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> Meade-waste of a human life Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happier times Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When Meade had a full head of hair and his
> > moobs
> > > hadn’t fully developed yet. If Meade ever
> was
> > > gonna get laid, that time would have been
> when
> > > it’d of happened.
> >
> >
> > Remember when we used to laugh at Meade since
> he
> > could only be booked in coffee houses and
> daytime
> > arts and crafts gatherings? We all thought it
> > couldn't get much lower for Meade than that....
> >
> > We were wrong, he barely gets booked anywhere
> > anymore.
> >
> >
> > Here a calendar listing of years gone long
> ago...
>
> Meade has been in a movie, played at America's cup
> of polo, has been on local tv, he has been
> featured in popular music blogs, had hit videos on
> YouTube, and he had written over 200 songs. What
> have you done?

Ummm lets see

Gotten laid
Graduated college
Gainfully employed
Bought a house
Paid taxes
Jave a few friends
Traveled throughout Europe
Have a 401k
Respected in my industry
Credit score in the 815 neighborhood

Gotten laid at least twice after all this
Have money in the bank
Written articles for a magazine in my trade
Not a racist

Im sure i will think of more

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: THat is easy ()
Date: September 20, 2019 11:15AM

Since 2007 Wrote:
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> Meade has been in a movie, played at America's cup
> of polo, has been on local tv, he has been
> featured in popular music blogs, had hit videos on
> YouTube, and he had written over 200 songs. What
> have you done?


I have supported myself.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: LSD ()
Date: September 20, 2019 03:56PM

Sweet tea
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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: guy is a worker ()
Date: September 20, 2019 04:47PM

I guess he was a farm hand while growing up, he must be strong, some of those first cut hays are pretty heavy. The green stuff. He must have worked in a large hay field flipping or stacking 60 lb bales on flatbed.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Upity Negro ()
Date: September 20, 2019 06:26PM

Since 2007 Wrote:
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>
>
> Meade has been in a movie,

How many days work was that? One, maybe two? He was an extra and was so talented they never called him back.

> played at America's cup
> of polo,

He sang one song, and they let him sing for free. The "exposure" did not enhance his career one bit. Is there even a video?

> has been on local tv,

And, again, was so great and talented no one ever called him back.

> he has been
> featured in popular music blogs,

Blogs have the shelf life of blue cheese. Again, what did it lead to?

> had hit videos on
> YouTube,

Not exactly "hit". And most watch it for the hot girl. And we watch it with sound off.

> and he had written over 200 songs.

Funny.... According to ASCAP, he has written 22 songs in a 20 year period.

> What
> have you done?

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Meade Germanic build ()
Date: September 20, 2019 06:39PM

LSD Wrote:
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> Sweet tea
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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: I guess I am actor too ()
Date: September 20, 2019 07:22PM

The movie industry is full of extras. Lots of movies have lots of extras.

I spent a day on the set of 'Diary of the Dead'. Certainly not the best George Romero Zombie film, but it still was a George Romero Zombie film. I got the same screen credit as Meade did in his film...none... I spent 15 hours on the set. I chose to be a 'fleeing citizen' as opposed to a glamourous 'living dead' because it was less time in the makeup chair.

Maybe I should start putting 'Actor' on my resume too!!!

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: not a bad looking guy ()
Date: March 30, 2021 06:53PM

He's got looks. If he lost some weight he'd look 10 years younger. He looks like Paul Peterson from the Donna Reed Show.

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Re: Rarely Seen Meade Skelton Pics !
Posted by: Meade is a fat fuckup ()
Date: December 16, 2021 03:09PM

This thread is 14 years old...

Has Meade gotten any more photogenic?




NOPE!

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Posted by: Middleaged unheathly looking ()
Date: December 16, 2021 03:11PM

Meade is a fat fuckup Wrote:
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> This thread is 14 years old...
>
> Has Meade gotten any more photogenic?
>
>
>
>
> NOPE!
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