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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Dumb Thumbs ()
Date: May 25, 2014 10:34PM

Double thumb or fun? Wrote:
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> Thumb rings = queer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, it's true.
> >
> > Thumb rings mean you're queer.
> >
> > Right thumb = pitcher
> >
> > Left thumb = catcher
> >
> > Both thumbs = switch hitter
>
> You're the expert.

Or double the thumbs for fun?

What's your expertise?

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: cody ()
Date: July 13, 2014 10:59PM

i wear a thumb ring but i also dont care i dont have to care i love the freedom to not give a flying damn what people think i only do what makes me happy i find this country to be a complete joke anyway

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: jacob23 ()
Date: October 12, 2014 05:40AM

Never seen so much "queer" & "faggot name calling in one post. This site must be powered by 13 year olds.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: he mad and queer ()
Date: October 12, 2014 12:57PM

jacob23 Wrote:
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> Never seen so much "queer" & "faggot name calling
> in one post. This site must be powered by 13 year
> olds.


You're just mad cause you're a thumb ring wearing faggot.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: October 13, 2014 03:09PM

This thread is funny. Seems there are some very sensitive folks that take thumb rings very seriously.

Mr Double Thumb great post halarious!

Mr. DeSilva lighten up and which thumb do you wear yours on?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Laughing out loud....

Thanks for the lift

Nip

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Libs Love America ()
Date: October 13, 2014 06:59PM

Virginian tall tails Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rough day on the rig. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > End this thread Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Men who wear thumb rings are either gay or
> > fat
> > > > nobodies. Try working while wearing rings
> > > period.
> > > > a real gold ring might last one year if you
> > do
> > > > real work.
> > >
> > >
> > > Saw a guy fall from a oil rig and his wedding
> > ring
> > > got snagged going down.
> > > Wasn't pretty what was left. His wife was
> > pissed
> > > because we couldn't find the ring. One of the
> > > roughnecks had a couple of cases of Pearl
> beer
> > > next day. We all were wearing a Texas grin.
> >
> > What was left, Mr. Texas Tall Taler?
>
> Just a few cans that missed the slop pit.
> Oh you mean where the finger once was. Lets just
> say he won't be playing the piano Texas style.
> Ain't the first time I've seen missing digits or
> limbs.
> Once saw a guy lose his head over a gal. That was
> funny.
> And seen some boys lose their heads over a war.
> That wasn't funny.
> But back to rings. Some men wear rings in their
> noses. Those are the ones that don't need thumb
> rings.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Dr. Thrill ()
Date: October 22, 2014 02:19PM

There are people out there who have the idea that if a ring can be put on it, it will. Some wear toe rings, we can be thankful that no man is gay enough to put one on their penis. Just saying. The symbolism of what finger or thumb a ring goes on is not that different as to where on the body a tattoo is placed.

For example, a guy had the epiphany to get a Batman logo tattooed on his lower back. Some call a tattoo in that location a 'tramp-stamp' ... which would symbolize the man with a tattoo on his lower back - GAY.

Now, if a man wore a ring on all eight of his fingers, the chances he wears them to use in the same sense as he would as two pairs of brass knuckles. Why does he decide to wear eight rings instead of two pairs of brass knuckles? Because brass knuckles are considered a weapon and a police officer is more likely to confiscate the brass knuckles and arrest the on in possession of the weapon than someone who wears eight rings. People are clever enough to use fashion as a not-so-obvious weapon. If a man prefers this method, does it make him gay for wearing too many rings? No. Simply, it means he intends to maximize the damage in which he deals by conventional means, not having to risk jail.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: October 22, 2014 02:29PM

Dr. Thrill is the butt hole of the guy with the batman tattoo the bat cave? in this scenario who is Robin and is his dick considered the bat pole? Which hand does Robin wear his thumb ring on? Mr. Di Silva please feel free to chime in and if you could provide pics of the 25yo south American chick that would go a long way in determining whether you are in fact gay or not.
Thanks in advance for clearing up the confusion ...
Nip

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:34PM

Now this thread was a REAL HUMDINGER!
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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Your nuts are showing ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:41PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Now this thread was a REAL HUMDINGER!

One of your selfies,Wingnut? Or...let's go out on a limb and guess he's your boyfriend.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Trollmaster ()
Date: November 10, 2014 05:55PM

To NippleChuck,

You put WAY too much thought and detail into that one, your gayness is radiating. Everyone, raise your shields. Quick! Do not be caught off guard and suffer the urge to put a ring on your thumb. You will end up like that raging faggot.

To Your nuts are showing,

Yes, that is Wingnut's lover. He draws this underwear-clad pose artist naked on the weekends. In every drawing, the underwear guy holds that SAME smile.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: November 10, 2014 08:12PM

halloween-how-to-fuck-a-pumpkin.jpgTrollmaster Wrote:
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> To NippleChuck,
>
> You put WAY too much thought and detail into
> that one, your gayness is radiating. Everyone,
> raise your shields. Quick! Do not be caught off
> guard and suffer the urge to put a ring on your
> thumb. You will end up like that raging faggot.
>
> To Your nuts are showing,
>
> Yes, that is Wingnut's lover. He draws this
> underwear-clad pose artist naked on the weekends.
> In every drawing, the underwear guy holds that
> SAME smile.

Thanks for the props.
Nip
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POLL- Americans DO NOT TRUST Hillary!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: November 12, 2014 07:26AM

Spotted this Morning- Julie Wright Fox 5 Weathergirl. Right thumb.

Does this mean-

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Trollmaster ()
Date: November 16, 2014 11:49PM

To Nipplechuck,

Stop proving that you're gay, your chosen name is proof enough. There was no need to upload a picture to prove it even further. Though, the guy in the picture is not wearing a thumb ring.

To Wingnut,

Despite the lesbianic implication, the girl on the right is not showing a thumb for her right hand, so there's no way to determine if she is wearing a thumb ring and the girl on the left ain't wearing one either.

You two faggots should get a room and shut the hell up. I saw the argument between Charias vs. BEH and Wingnut. I gotta tell ya, he provided facts that people are quick to symbolize whatever they want as gay. BEH, Nipplechuck and you (Wingnut) have proven yourselves to be total queers. Again, get a room, the two of you. Drag BEH along with you, or do yourselves a favor; go spend a week at a dude ranch - get lost and don't bother telling us the play-by-play of your homo-erotic endeavors. What fairies.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Bumped Up 'cause shit's funny ()
Date: November 17, 2014 06:33PM

Trollmaster Wrote:
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> To Nipplechuck,
>
> Stop proving that you're gay, your chosen
> name is proof enough. There was no need to upload
> a picture to prove it even further. Though, the
> guy in the picture is not wearing a thumb ring.
>
> To Wingnut,
>
> Despite the lesbianic implication, the girl
> on the right is not showing a thumb for her right
> hand, so there's no way to determine if she is
> wearing a thumb ring and the girl on the left
> ain't wearing one either.
>
> You two faggots should get a room and shut the
> hell up. I saw the argument between Charias vs.
> BEH and Wingnut. I gotta tell ya, he provided
> facts that people are quick to symbolize whatever
> they want as gay. BEH, Nipplechuck and you
> (Wingnut) have proven yourselves to be total
> queers. Again, get a room, the two of you. Drag
> BEH along with you, or do yourselves a favor; go
> spend a week at a dude ranch - get lost and don't
> bother telling us the play-by-play of your
> homo-erotic endeavors. What fairies.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOL....only BEH hasn't posted since June. Hope he's OK

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Trollmaster ()
Date: November 17, 2014 09:22PM

To Bumped,

That is because BEH has been hiding in the closet to find out which ring he wants to put on his right thumb. Mystery solved.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: how gay can u get? ()
Date: November 17, 2014 09:41PM

MrMephisto wears thumb rings.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Rick781 ()
Date: September 04, 2015 10:02PM

limited perspective ...

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Uzhhhh ()
Date: September 06, 2015 12:16PM

If you're the one giving it it doesn't make you gay right? Prison logic

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: sperm dumpster ()
Date: September 23, 2015 04:45PM

i wear a thumb ring an love to suck cocks an eat hot thick creamy cum so tasty gay sex is the best sex an if u say no ur just pretending not to be gay

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: Masi ()
Date: March 27, 2016 09:44AM

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a 68 year old man and was born in a foreign country and lived in USA for 59 yrs. proud to be an American Citizen. I love this Country because in my experience people dress how they want and live how they want because this Country allows it Free to be yourself without criticism isn't that great? We go about our lives everyday, and what do we see? People who look really good because they care about themselves, people who do't care, people who look happy, others who are miserable, unfortunate and wealthy. All kinds it's because we are all different and none of us have the right to judge the other. I don't wear a thumb ring but in my older age was considering it, I'm far from gay, I can't keep my eyes off women when it comes to masculinity I think I'm 100 percent. I like jewelry, no tattoos, yet! No piercings. Live and let live. Stop trying to figure people out. People don't know themselves how their lives may turn, they could wake up one day and discover what they didn't know existed within themselves. Either way' life is short and Quote" "THE GIFT OF LIFE IS LOST, IF YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT YOU WANTED MOST."

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: How do you know? ()
Date: March 27, 2016 11:58AM

bling Wrote:
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> the guy I know who wears them is far from being
> gay. the other day he had rings on both thumbs.
> he is Hispanic so that may have something to do
> with it.

You either just aren't his type, or you aren't good enough for him. If a male wears a thumb ring, it is certain he is packing fudge or getting his own fudge packed.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: amazing ()
Date: June 22, 2017 11:46PM

Old thread. I know. Amazing ignorance. Just amazing. Landing places like this frequently reaffirms the soul-crushing truth that I'm surrounded by worthless morons. Drowning in utter stupidity. I see it every day. How can this be? How are they all so damned stupid? How do they keep breeding and surviving? I hate this existence. Festering cesspool of wasted minds and life.

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: measure of the man ()
Date: June 23, 2017 01:08AM

amazing Wrote:
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> Old thread. I know. Amazing ignorance. Just
> amazing. Landing places like this frequently
> reaffirms the soul-crushing truth that I'm
> surrounded by worthless morons. Drowning in utter
> stupidity. I see it every day. How can this be?
> How are they all so damned stupid? How do they
> keep breeding and surviving? I hate this
> existence. Festering cesspool of wasted minds and
> life.


+1. I agree. Why are there so many worthless fags wearing thumb rings?

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: meatcleaver666 ()
Date: December 27, 2017 04:43PM

hey measure of the man i hope u an ur kind all get incurable cancer an aids so that while ur on ur death bed u r forced to watch me suck dix an eat there sweet man gravy

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Re: Men who wear thumb rings
Posted by: sammy boy ()
Date: December 27, 2017 04:45PM

measure of the man loves to have his face an tongue glazed by men

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