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This asshole cat
Posted by:
noyoucanthazcheeseburger
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Date: February 14, 2011 11:02PM
There is a cat that I see everyday in my neighborhood . It seems like it would be one of the neighbores as it is well groomed but doenst have a collar. All it does is meows non-stop, it follows me if I walk away but it will runaway if I get within few inches of it. I dont want to call the county as it might be someones cat and the county might uthelize it. What should I do?
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
lwdjfaoifs
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Date: February 14, 2011 11:07PM
noyoucanthazcheeseburger Wrote:
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> There is a cat that I see everyday in my
> neighborhood . It seems like it would be one of
> the neighbores as it is well groomed but doenst
> have a collar. All it does is meows non-stop, it
> follows me if I walk away but it will runaway if I
> get within few inches of it. I dont want to call
> the county as it might be someones cat and the
> county might uthelize it. What should I do?
A cat meowing and following you makes it an asshole? Just sounds like a friendly cat to me. I wouldn't worry about it. Lots of people let their cats roam around outside and they do just fine.
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> There is a cat that I see everyday in my
> neighborhood . It seems like it would be one of
> the neighbores as it is well groomed but doenst
> have a collar. All it does is meows non-stop, it
> follows me if I walk away but it will runaway if I
> get within few inches of it. I dont want to call
> the county as it might be someones cat and the
> county might uthelize it. What should I do?
A cat meowing and following you makes it an asshole? Just sounds like a friendly cat to me. I wouldn't worry about it. Lots of people let their cats roam around outside and they do just fine.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: February 14, 2011 11:35PM
I've had neighborhood cats do that to me in various areas, including Florida. The cat obviously like you to some degree, so it's not an "Asshole".
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Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
6X
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Date: February 14, 2011 11:50PM
That's my cat, She is in charge of the hood.
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Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
catguy
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Date: February 15, 2011 12:04AM
I wish you could buy larger cats like you can with dogs. Why haven't people spent time domesticating large cats?
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
bigcat
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Date: February 15, 2011 12:21AM
how bout this?
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Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
poopypants
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Date: February 15, 2011 12:25AM
6X Wrote:
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> That's my cat, She is in charge of the hood.
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> That's my cat, She is in charge of the hood.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
6X
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Date: February 15, 2011 12:31AM
catguy Wrote:
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> I wish you could buy larger cats like you can with
> dogs. Why haven't people spent time domesticating
> large cats?
How about this?
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> I wish you could buy larger cats like you can with
> dogs. Why haven't people spent time domesticating
> large cats?
How about this?
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Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 15, 2011 12:37AM
How would you like to domesticate the Pallas's Cat?
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Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
ProVallone
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Date: February 15, 2011 10:08AM
Damn, those big cats must just eat you!
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
BigK
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Date: February 15, 2011 10:20AM
bigcat Wrote:
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> how bout this?
That is a Maine Coon cat. I own two of them and my male is 10 years old and around 27 or 28 lbs. depending if it before or after a meal.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2011 10:20AM by BigK.
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> how bout this?
That is a Maine Coon cat. I own two of them and my male is 10 years old and around 27 or 28 lbs. depending if it before or after a meal.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2011 10:20AM by BigK.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
surprise
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Date: February 15, 2011 11:00AM
Big cats give you SURPRISE BUTT SECKS
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Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
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Date: February 15, 2011 11:02AM
Do feral cats get bigger than regular housecats? The ones in my neighborhood seem pretty big. Still "cat" sized not like crazy big but bigger.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
alfjseowija;ds
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Date: February 15, 2011 11:41AM
Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Do feral cats get bigger than regular housecats?
> The ones in my neighborhood seem pretty big. Still
> "cat" sized not like crazy big but bigger.
I don't think living their life outdoors makes them grow any bigger if thats what you're asking. From what I understand, it just depends on what breed they are.
Most "domestic" cats descended from the African Wildcat.
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> Do feral cats get bigger than regular housecats?
> The ones in my neighborhood seem pretty big. Still
> "cat" sized not like crazy big but bigger.
I don't think living their life outdoors makes them grow any bigger if thats what you're asking. From what I understand, it just depends on what breed they are.
Most "domestic" cats descended from the African Wildcat.
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Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: February 15, 2011 11:47AM
Fuck cats. Our cat is so annoying (to me anyway). Every morning it's the same thing. He hops up on the kitchen table, starts walking in front of me while I'm trying to eat, tries to lick out some milk from my cereal, I put him down. 2 minutes later he gets back on the table and we repeat and keep repeating until I'm done eating. And don't get me started with the knocking shit off of the tables and stuff like that.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
skeetskeet
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Date: February 15, 2011 11:54AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> Fuck cats. Our cat is so annoying (to me anyway).
> Every morning it's the same thing. He hops up on
> the kitchen table, starts walking in front of me
> while I'm trying to eat, tries to lick out some
> milk from my cereal, I put him down. 2 minutes
> later he gets back on the table and we repeat and
> keep repeating until I'm done eating. And don't
> get me started with the knocking shit off of the
> tables and stuff like that.
Sounds like the cat isn't disciplined enough. Try using a spray bottle (water) when it gets on the table. My cats paw at my face in the morning, trying to get me out of bed and feed them. Kind of annoying but funny too.
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> Fuck cats. Our cat is so annoying (to me anyway).
> Every morning it's the same thing. He hops up on
> the kitchen table, starts walking in front of me
> while I'm trying to eat, tries to lick out some
> milk from my cereal, I put him down. 2 minutes
> later he gets back on the table and we repeat and
> keep repeating until I'm done eating. And don't
> get me started with the knocking shit off of the
> tables and stuff like that.
Sounds like the cat isn't disciplined enough. Try using a spray bottle (water) when it gets on the table. My cats paw at my face in the morning, trying to get me out of bed and feed them. Kind of annoying but funny too.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: February 15, 2011 12:27PM
noyoucanthazcheeseburger Wrote:
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> There is a cat that I see everyday in my
> neighborhood . It seems like it would be one of
> the neighbores as it is well groomed but doenst
> have a collar. All it does is meows non-stop, it
> follows me if I walk away but it will runaway if I
> get within few inches of it. I dont want to call
> the county as it might be someones cat and the
> county might uthelize it. What should I do?
I love it.
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> There is a cat that I see everyday in my
> neighborhood . It seems like it would be one of
> the neighbores as it is well groomed but doenst
> have a collar. All it does is meows non-stop, it
> follows me if I walk away but it will runaway if I
> get within few inches of it. I dont want to call
> the county as it might be someones cat and the
> county might uthelize it. What should I do?
I love it.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
Shadow
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Date: February 15, 2011 12:28PM
skeetskeet Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck cats. Our cat is so annoying (to me
> anyway).
> > Every morning it's the same thing. He hops up
> on
> > the kitchen table, starts walking in front of
> me
> > while I'm trying to eat, tries to lick out some
> > milk from my cereal, I put him down. 2 minutes
> > later he gets back on the table and we repeat
> and
> > keep repeating until I'm done eating. And
> don't
> > get me started with the knocking shit off of
> the
> > tables and stuff like that.
>
> Sounds like the cat isn't disciplined enough. Try
> using a spray bottle (water) when it gets on the
> table. My cats paw at my face in the morning,
> trying to get me out of bed and feed them. Kind
> of annoying but funny too.
You could also just pick it up and throw it across the room. Should teach the thing not to do that after a couple sails. Or, at least in the winter, throw it outside for a while, particularly effective if the cat's an indoor cat.
You're letting the cat rule the house, Warhawk. You need to make it see you're the boss.
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck cats. Our cat is so annoying (to me
> anyway).
> > Every morning it's the same thing. He hops up
> on
> > the kitchen table, starts walking in front of
> me
> > while I'm trying to eat, tries to lick out some
> > milk from my cereal, I put him down. 2 minutes
> > later he gets back on the table and we repeat
> and
> > keep repeating until I'm done eating. And
> don't
> > get me started with the knocking shit off of
> the
> > tables and stuff like that.
>
> Sounds like the cat isn't disciplined enough. Try
> using a spray bottle (water) when it gets on the
> table. My cats paw at my face in the morning,
> trying to get me out of bed and feed them. Kind
> of annoying but funny too.
You could also just pick it up and throw it across the room. Should teach the thing not to do that after a couple sails. Or, at least in the winter, throw it outside for a while, particularly effective if the cat's an indoor cat.
You're letting the cat rule the house, Warhawk. You need to make it see you're the boss.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
cat man
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Date: February 15, 2011 12:35PM
Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Do feral cats get bigger than regular housecats?
> The ones in my neighborhood seem pretty big. Still
> "cat" sized not like crazy big but bigger.
No not really, however they all seem to gain a somewhat rust color to their coat, it is a sort of dried leaf color. They are reverting back to the wild state, so they have a tendency to become more aggressive. in other words if you making a stamping bluff forward with your foot, the males will tense up and watch what your next move will be instead of fleeing.
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> Do feral cats get bigger than regular housecats?
> The ones in my neighborhood seem pretty big. Still
> "cat" sized not like crazy big but bigger.
No not really, however they all seem to gain a somewhat rust color to their coat, it is a sort of dried leaf color. They are reverting back to the wild state, so they have a tendency to become more aggressive. in other words if you making a stamping bluff forward with your foot, the males will tense up and watch what your next move will be instead of fleeing.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
Gettow
()
Date: February 15, 2011 12:45PM
eesh Wrote:
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> How would you like to domesticate the Pallas's
> Cat?
>
> Man, they look like that cat from "Alice in Wonderland", Creepy and psycho. They have a sinister stare.
>
>
>
> -
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> How would you like to domesticate the Pallas's
> Cat?
>
> Man, they look like that cat from "Alice in Wonderland", Creepy and psycho. They have a sinister stare.
>
>
>
> -
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: February 15, 2011 12:47PM
Shadow Wrote:
> You could also just pick it up and throw it across
> the room. Should teach the thing not to do that
> after a couple sails. Or, at least in the winter,
> throw it outside for a while, particularly
> effective if the cat's an indoor cat.
>
> You're letting the cat rule the house, Warhawk.
> You need to make it see you're the boss.
I've done that a few times, especially when he paws at my face at 4am because he's hungry or whatever. I couldn't give two shits about it, but it's my daughter's cat. The only thing keeping me from getting rid of it is her tears. It got out once and we couldn't find it...oh, how she cried and cried. We found it 2 houses over about 15 minutes later, but if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have stepped foot outside to look for it. I'm just not a cat person.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
> You could also just pick it up and throw it across
> the room. Should teach the thing not to do that
> after a couple sails. Or, at least in the winter,
> throw it outside for a while, particularly
> effective if the cat's an indoor cat.
>
> You're letting the cat rule the house, Warhawk.
> You need to make it see you're the boss.
I've done that a few times, especially when he paws at my face at 4am because he's hungry or whatever. I couldn't give two shits about it, but it's my daughter's cat. The only thing keeping me from getting rid of it is her tears. It got out once and we couldn't find it...oh, how she cried and cried. We found it 2 houses over about 15 minutes later, but if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have stepped foot outside to look for it. I'm just not a cat person.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
Shadow
()
Date: February 15, 2011 12:49PM
SHit, kids will get you every time. You have my sympathies, WH.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
pauline
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Date: February 15, 2011 01:14PM
noyoucanthazcheeseburger Wrote:
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> There is a cat that I see everyday in my
> neighborhood . It seems like it would be one of
> the neighbores as it is well groomed but doenst
> have a collar. All it does is meows non-stop, it
> follows me if I walk away but it will runaway if I
> get within few inches of it. I dont want to call
> the county as it might be someones cat and the
> county might uthelize it. What should I do?
cats and dogs have an innate instinct to distinguish a person's character. Maybe this cat can feel vibrations from you telling it what a really humane person you are and will help it in the pitiful circumstance it is in. Feed it,
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> There is a cat that I see everyday in my
> neighborhood . It seems like it would be one of
> the neighbores as it is well groomed but doenst
> have a collar. All it does is meows non-stop, it
> follows me if I walk away but it will runaway if I
> get within few inches of it. I dont want to call
> the county as it might be someones cat and the
> county might uthelize it. What should I do?
cats and dogs have an innate instinct to distinguish a person's character. Maybe this cat can feel vibrations from you telling it what a really humane person you are and will help it in the pitiful circumstance it is in. Feed it,
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
6X
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Date: February 15, 2011 07:24PM
Call in the Strike Team.
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Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
LOLcat
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Date: February 15, 2011 07:27PM
DONUT SHOOTZ I SURRENDEREZ I R BELL LEAVES IN WHIRLED PEAS!
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
creepy
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Date: February 15, 2011 09:30PM
Does this creep anyone else out? Reminds me of the grudge/ring.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
katsblow
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Date: February 17, 2011 07:08PM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> Fuck cats. Our cat is so annoying (to me anyway).
> Every morning it's the same thing. He hops up on
> the kitchen table, starts walking in front of me
> while I'm trying to eat, tries to lick out some
> milk from my cereal, I put him down. 2 minutes
> later he gets back on the table and we repeat and
> keep repeating until I'm done eating. And don't
> get me started with the knocking shit off of the
> tables and stuff like that.
Kill IT NoW !!!!!!!!!
Just dont let it suffer.
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> Fuck cats. Our cat is so annoying (to me anyway).
> Every morning it's the same thing. He hops up on
> the kitchen table, starts walking in front of me
> while I'm trying to eat, tries to lick out some
> milk from my cereal, I put him down. 2 minutes
> later he gets back on the table and we repeat and
> keep repeating until I'm done eating. And don't
> get me started with the knocking shit off of the
> tables and stuff like that.
Kill IT NoW !!!!!!!!!
Just dont let it suffer.
Re: This asshole cat
Posted by:
LOLcat
()
Date: February 17, 2011 08:01PM
ITZ SO FLUFFY I WANNA DIIIIIIIE