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Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Jerry
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Date: February 12, 2011 04:46PM
I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa personally and she refuses to leave the kinds home alone with him because he's too busy doing his own thing so she has to hire a baby sitter. He's narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a shame because she's a very nice woman.
He's all about himself and claims to be the KING of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user and would only entertain being friends with you if you have something to offer to him.
He's all about himself and claims to be the KING of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user and would only entertain being friends with you if you have something to offer to him.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
You've Finally Figured This Out?
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Date: February 12, 2011 05:44PM
You've finally figured this out? I've known for years - I could hear it in his voice on the radio show. I stopped tuning in about 2 years ago and haven't missed the show since.
I think everyone in this world should be somewhat humble. They should be thankful for what they have - at the moment. Lurch thinks his bucket o' gold will be there forever and he'll be able to live as he does. This guy has a lot of lessons to learn about life. I wish I could point him in the right direction, but with Lurch, I don't know where to start. What a tool.
I think everyone in this world should be somewhat humble. They should be thankful for what they have - at the moment. Lurch thinks his bucket o' gold will be there forever and he'll be able to live as he does. This guy has a lot of lessons to learn about life. I wish I could point him in the right direction, but with Lurch, I don't know where to start. What a tool.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Nino Greasemanelli
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Date: February 12, 2011 08:21PM
Lurch is a complete douche bag and he has the perfect face for radio. I can't wait for 106.7 to give the junkies the boot and have them scrounge for their next gig at $75k each. And that day is coming soon.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
JP Flaim
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Date: February 12, 2011 08:39PM
Jerry Wrote:
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> I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> personally and she refuses to leave the kinds home
> alone with him because he's too busy doing his own
> thing so she has to hire a baby sitter. He's
> narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> shame because she's a very nice woman.
> He's all about himself and claims to be the KING
> of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user and
> would only entertain being friends with you if you
> have something to offer to him.
She had better keep tabs on him. He's a known cheater.
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> I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> personally and she refuses to leave the kinds home
> alone with him because he's too busy doing his own
> thing so she has to hire a baby sitter. He's
> narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> shame because she's a very nice woman.
> He's all about himself and claims to be the KING
> of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user and
> would only entertain being friends with you if you
> have something to offer to him.
She had better keep tabs on him. He's a known cheater.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Hopefully, so
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Date: February 12, 2011 09:16PM
JP Flaim Wrote:
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> She had better keep tabs on him. He's a known
> cheater.
I hope she has a private investigator following him now. Now's the time to start the divorce proceedings while he's still taking in an income. Down the road, she may not be so lucky.
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>
> She had better keep tabs on him. He's a known
> cheater.
I hope she has a private investigator following him now. Now's the time to start the divorce proceedings while he's still taking in an income. Down the road, she may not be so lucky.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: February 12, 2011 09:46PM
Jerry Wrote:
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> I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> personally and she refuses to leave the kinds home
> alone with him because he's too busy doing his own
> thing so she has to hire a baby sitter. He's
> narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> shame because she's a very nice woman.
> He's all about himself and claims to be the KING
> of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user and
> would only entertain being friends with you if you
> have something to offer to him.
You mean a guy who spends all of his free time at the bar at Bonefish trying to get people to buy him drinks isn't a great family man?
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> I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> personally and she refuses to leave the kinds home
> alone with him because he's too busy doing his own
> thing so she has to hire a baby sitter. He's
> narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> shame because she's a very nice woman.
> He's all about himself and claims to be the KING
> of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user and
> would only entertain being friends with you if you
> have something to offer to him.
You mean a guy who spends all of his free time at the bar at Bonefish trying to get people to buy him drinks isn't a great family man?
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
semiauto
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Date: February 13, 2011 12:39AM
Fuck a sports junkie,their time is almost up.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Johnny Cakes Bishop
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Date: February 13, 2011 03:54PM
That's right, rickies. We're milking our money fame until it flames out. Fifteen money years ain't bad, ricky.
Borgata.
Fair Oaks Dodge.
Borgata.
Fair Oaks Dodge.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: February 13, 2011 07:38PM
King of Ashburn. LOL.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: February 13, 2011 07:51PM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> King of Ashburn. LOL.
Step 1: Spend all of your time at Bonefish trying to score drinks.
Step 2: Take whatever money you make on your job and blow it at Hollywood Races and Slots
Step 3: Ignore your wife and kids.
Step 4: Repeat step 1.
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> King of Ashburn. LOL.
Step 1: Spend all of your time at Bonefish trying to score drinks.
Step 2: Take whatever money you make on your job and blow it at Hollywood Races and Slots
Step 3: Ignore your wife and kids.
Step 4: Repeat step 1.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
EriktheBickel
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Date: February 14, 2011 02:23PM
Warhawk Wrote:
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King of Ashburn. LOL.
One of the KOA's girl friends works at a financial services firm in Reston (if she hasn't been fired...). I won't identify her specifically but let's say her name is something like "*icole". You'll find the first letter to her name possibly in the alphabet, maybe somewhere between the letters "M" and "O".
KOA attended the company Xmas party in mid-December 2010 and was introduced as "*icole's" 'boyfriend'.
KOA wasn't lying low, I was amazed no one asked him about Ms. KOA and the kiddies. Typically KOA was worried he was going to be "mobbed" by his radio fans at the party.
For some there is no shame, or attachement to reality, as evidence I offer:
Borgata. Bonefish. I'm playing golf at Four Streams. Audi. Money. Why aren't the Wizards sending me free clothes?
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King of Ashburn. LOL.
One of the KOA's girl friends works at a financial services firm in Reston (if she hasn't been fired...). I won't identify her specifically but let's say her name is something like "*icole". You'll find the first letter to her name possibly in the alphabet, maybe somewhere between the letters "M" and "O".
KOA attended the company Xmas party in mid-December 2010 and was introduced as "*icole's" 'boyfriend'.
KOA wasn't lying low, I was amazed no one asked him about Ms. KOA and the kiddies. Typically KOA was worried he was going to be "mobbed" by his radio fans at the party.
For some there is no shame, or attachement to reality, as evidence I offer:
Borgata. Bonefish. I'm playing golf at Four Streams. Audi. Money. Why aren't the Wizards sending me free clothes?
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Nicole in Reston
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Date: February 14, 2011 03:39PM
Listen jerk -- I don't know who you are, or even if you are employed at my company, but spreading hateful gossip is a pretty nasty thing to do. I can't imagine going online in some stupid forum and giving PERSONAL information to the whole world.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
804
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Date: February 14, 2011 03:50PM
"Listen jerk -- I don't know who you are, or even if you are employed at my company, but spreading hateful gossip is a pretty nasty thing to do. I can't imagine going online in some stupid forum and giving PERSONAL information to the whole world."
Either you're trolling or you're REALLY stupid, probably both though. I admire your effort either way. If you aren't trolling, than don't you think that there is more than one person in Northern Virginia that is named Nicole and works at a financial services company? Should have just stayed low little one.
PS Post nudes plz.
Either you're trolling or you're REALLY stupid, probably both though. I admire your effort either way. If you aren't trolling, than don't you think that there is more than one person in Northern Virginia that is named Nicole and works at a financial services company? Should have just stayed low little one.
PS Post nudes plz.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Forum Member
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Date: February 14, 2011 08:09PM
EriktheBickel Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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>
> King of Ashburn. LOL.
>
> One of the KOA's girl friends works at a financial
> services firm in Reston (if she hasn't been
> fired...). I won't identify her specifically but
> let's say her name is something like "*icole".
> You'll find the first letter to her name possibly
> in the alphabet, maybe somewhere between the
> letters "M" and "O".
>
> KOA attended the company Xmas party in
> mid-December 2010 and was introduced as "*icole's"
> 'boyfriend'.
>
> KOA wasn't lying low, I was amazed no one asked
> him about Ms. KOA and the kiddies. Typically KOA
> was worried he was going to be "mobbed" by his
> radio fans at the party.
>
> For some there is no shame, or attachement to
> reality, as evidence I offer:
>
> Borgata. Bonefish. I'm playing golf at Four
> Streams. Audi. Money. Why aren't the Wizards
> sending me free clothes?
I personally know a chick he was sleeping with for about a year back around '03-'04 or thereabouts.
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> King of Ashburn. LOL.
>
> One of the KOA's girl friends works at a financial
> services firm in Reston (if she hasn't been
> fired...). I won't identify her specifically but
> let's say her name is something like "*icole".
> You'll find the first letter to her name possibly
> in the alphabet, maybe somewhere between the
> letters "M" and "O".
>
> KOA attended the company Xmas party in
> mid-December 2010 and was introduced as "*icole's"
> 'boyfriend'.
>
> KOA wasn't lying low, I was amazed no one asked
> him about Ms. KOA and the kiddies. Typically KOA
> was worried he was going to be "mobbed" by his
> radio fans at the party.
>
> For some there is no shame, or attachement to
> reality, as evidence I offer:
>
> Borgata. Bonefish. I'm playing golf at Four
> Streams. Audi. Money. Why aren't the Wizards
> sending me free clothes?
I personally know a chick he was sleeping with for about a year back around '03-'04 or thereabouts.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
You're a Homewrecker
()
Date: February 14, 2011 08:44PM
Nicole in Reston Wrote:
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> Listen jerk -- I don't know who you are, or even
> if you are employed at my company, but spreading
> hateful gossip is a pretty nasty thing to do. I
> can't imagine going online in some stupid forum
> and giving PERSONAL information to the whole
> world.
Hey, Nicole - have you ever considered that you're a "homewrecker"? Yeah, banging on ol' Lurchy is call cheating. He's doing you while his wife is at home babysitting the kids.
Now, I'll get of my soapbox. Lurch is still a douche. When the big tower falls even you Nicole will fall, too.
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> Listen jerk -- I don't know who you are, or even
> if you are employed at my company, but spreading
> hateful gossip is a pretty nasty thing to do. I
> can't imagine going online in some stupid forum
> and giving PERSONAL information to the whole
> world.
Hey, Nicole - have you ever considered that you're a "homewrecker"? Yeah, banging on ol' Lurchy is call cheating. He's doing you while his wife is at home babysitting the kids.
Now, I'll get of my soapbox. Lurch is still a douche. When the big tower falls even you Nicole will fall, too.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
ChadIsFat
()
Date: February 14, 2011 10:45PM
You're a Homewrecker Wrote:
>
> Now, I'll get of my soapbox. Lurch is still a
> douche. When the big tower falls even you Nicole
> will fall, too.
Are you so colossally stupid that you think that is really that person from a made up story? Christ you guys are retards.
>
> Now, I'll get of my soapbox. Lurch is still a
> douche. When the big tower falls even you Nicole
> will fall, too.
Are you so colossally stupid that you think that is really that person from a made up story? Christ you guys are retards.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
semiauto
()
Date: February 15, 2011 12:40AM
Just look at his picture above,thats enough to let you know he is a serious fucking arrogant dick.the real crime is the amount of money these second rate hacks have been making all these years.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Lurch
()
Date: February 15, 2011 12:59PM
You donks are being ricks, because you can't live sillly like me.
The King of Ashburn Tour For Dummies from Lil Bit Money Films on Vimeo.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
GottaClue
()
Date: February 15, 2011 01:15PM
First off the Junkies as a whole are losers when it comes to reporting or talking about sports. If it ain't golf or gambling then they are short.
Second as dumpy looking as Lurch is he should be honored that any women would look at his loser ass twice. He's a loser and he knows it. Just because you make a few $$ and have a dumpy local radio gig doesn't keep you from being a loser.
And Junkies if any of you read this do yourself and your listeners a HUGE favor and just STOP trying to talk about the Caps or hockey. It is downright sad the asses you make of yourselfs when you attempt to talk about it. I'm a chick and I would go head to head with any of you on hockey talk any day anytime. And your almost as worthless talking NFL.
Junks=Donks try listening to the shows after yours and the callers who call in wishing you guys would just go away.
King of Asburn..hahahahah Like that is something to be proud of.
And the fact that you Junkies read this and respond shows that you really do care so stop trying to blow it off or insult posters. POSERS !
Second as dumpy looking as Lurch is he should be honored that any women would look at his loser ass twice. He's a loser and he knows it. Just because you make a few $$ and have a dumpy local radio gig doesn't keep you from being a loser.
And Junkies if any of you read this do yourself and your listeners a HUGE favor and just STOP trying to talk about the Caps or hockey. It is downright sad the asses you make of yourselfs when you attempt to talk about it. I'm a chick and I would go head to head with any of you on hockey talk any day anytime. And your almost as worthless talking NFL.
Junks=Donks try listening to the shows after yours and the callers who call in wishing you guys would just go away.
King of Asburn..hahahahah Like that is something to be proud of.
And the fact that you Junkies read this and respond shows that you really do care so stop trying to blow it off or insult posters. POSERS !
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 15, 2011 01:41PM
You know, as clueless as the Junkies are about sports (with the exception of Lurch), I have to say none of them compare to LaVar's total lack on knowledge. The other day Drab or some other fill-in guy had to explain to LaVar on the air what "guaranteed money" meant. He kept trying to insist that the Redskins owed Haynesworth another $70 million.
No wonder LaVar felt he got fucked over on his contract with the Redskins. He didn't understand his own fucking deal.
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No wonder LaVar felt he got fucked over on his contract with the Redskins. He didn't understand his own fucking deal.
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I'm so jealous I spend all my time posting shit on FU about the Junkies
Posted by:
FULoser
()
Date: February 15, 2011 01:47PM
I mean, I'm never going to do shit in my life, so why not spend all my time talking shit about someone who's actually done something and is making good money.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
hahhaa
()
Date: February 15, 2011 02:23PM
That is the lamest bar crawl evvvvvver. Enjoy your "kingdom" you fucking tool.
Re: I'm so jealous I spend all my time posting shit on FU about the Junkies
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: February 15, 2011 02:25PM
FULoser Wrote:
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> I mean, I'm never going to do shit in my life, so
> why not spend all my time talking shit about
> someone who's actually done something and is
> making good money.
I may be a nobody and I may not make as much money is Lurch Papa or JP, but I'll take being a better human being. I'm not out cheating on my wife, dumping my wife for some young piece of eye candy, or hanging out at some dumb chain restaurant while neglecting said wife and kids.
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> I mean, I'm never going to do shit in my life, so
> why not spend all my time talking shit about
> someone who's actually done something and is
> making good money.
I may be a nobody and I may not make as much money is Lurch Papa or JP, but I'll take being a better human being. I'm not out cheating on my wife, dumping my wife for some young piece of eye candy, or hanging out at some dumb chain restaurant while neglecting said wife and kids.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: I'm so jealous I spend all my time posting shit on FU about the Junkies
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 15, 2011 02:42PM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> FULoser Wrote:
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> > I mean, I'm never going to do shit in my life,
> so
> > why not spend all my time talking shit about
> > someone who's actually done something and is
> > making good money.
>
>
> I may be a nobody and I may not make as much money
> is Lurch Papa or JP, but I'll take being a better
> human being. I'm not out cheating on my wife,
> dumping my wife for some young piece of eye candy,
> or hanging out at some dumb chain restaurant while
> neglecting said wife and kids.
So JP took his daughter to a Wizards game and wouldn't let her buy cotton candy or a soda? I'm sure if Junkette Jesse wanted a bottle of Dom Perignon to pour all over her tits at halftime, he'd be slapping down that Visa in a second.
Fucking asshole.
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> FULoser Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I mean, I'm never going to do shit in my life,
> so
> > why not spend all my time talking shit about
> > someone who's actually done something and is
> > making good money.
>
>
> I may be a nobody and I may not make as much money
> is Lurch Papa or JP, but I'll take being a better
> human being. I'm not out cheating on my wife,
> dumping my wife for some young piece of eye candy,
> or hanging out at some dumb chain restaurant while
> neglecting said wife and kids.
So JP took his daughter to a Wizards game and wouldn't let her buy cotton candy or a soda? I'm sure if Junkette Jesse wanted a bottle of Dom Perignon to pour all over her tits at halftime, he'd be slapping down that Visa in a second.
Fucking asshole.
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Re: I'm so jealous I spend all my time posting shit on FU about the Junkies
Posted by:
Rapid Rabbit
()
Date: February 15, 2011 03:00PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> So JP took his daughter to a Wizards game and
> wouldn't let her buy cotton candy or a soda? I'm
> sure if Junkette Jesse wanted a bottle of Dom
> Perignon to pour all over her tits at halftime,
> he'd be slapping down that Visa in a second.
>
> Fucking asshole.
It's actually worse than that. He made his 10 year old daughter buy her own food. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. Imagine taking your little princess on a father-daughter date and then telling her to buy her own pretzel! He tried to justify it by saying he's taken a pay cut due to the divorce (poor guy only makes around $130K a year), and also by saying he's teaching her about money.
The first excuse is beyond pathetic and cheap. The second I get -- but that's low-class to not buy her some food while you're taking her out. JP, your daughter will never forget your pettiness.
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> So JP took his daughter to a Wizards game and
> wouldn't let her buy cotton candy or a soda? I'm
> sure if Junkette Jesse wanted a bottle of Dom
> Perignon to pour all over her tits at halftime,
> he'd be slapping down that Visa in a second.
>
> Fucking asshole.
It's actually worse than that. He made his 10 year old daughter buy her own food. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. Imagine taking your little princess on a father-daughter date and then telling her to buy her own pretzel! He tried to justify it by saying he's taken a pay cut due to the divorce (poor guy only makes around $130K a year), and also by saying he's teaching her about money.
The first excuse is beyond pathetic and cheap. The second I get -- but that's low-class to not buy her some food while you're taking her out. JP, your daughter will never forget your pettiness.
Re: I'm so jealous I spend all my time posting shit on FU about the Junkies
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 15, 2011 03:06PM
Rapid Rabbit Wrote:
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>
> It's actually worse than that. He made his 10
> year old daughter buy her own food. I couldn't
> fucking believe what I was hearing. Imagine
> taking your little princess on a father-daughter
> date and then telling her to buy her own pretzel!
> He tried to justify it by saying he's taken a pay
> cut due to the divorce (poor guy only makes around
> $130K a year), and also by saying he's teaching
> her about money.
>
> The first excuse is beyond pathetic and cheap.
> The second I get -- but that's low-class to not
> buy her some food while you're taking her out.
> JP, your daughter will never forget your
> pettiness.
So basically he's trying to blame his wife for his inability to be a good dad? How many times has he taken his kid to a Wizards game? Never. This was the first, and probably only, time. And he couldn't fork out $10 for a pretzel and soda?
Oh, and teaching about money? What about teaching his daughter about what a good father is?
Major league asshole.
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>
> It's actually worse than that. He made his 10
> year old daughter buy her own food. I couldn't
> fucking believe what I was hearing. Imagine
> taking your little princess on a father-daughter
> date and then telling her to buy her own pretzel!
> He tried to justify it by saying he's taken a pay
> cut due to the divorce (poor guy only makes around
> $130K a year), and also by saying he's teaching
> her about money.
>
> The first excuse is beyond pathetic and cheap.
> The second I get -- but that's low-class to not
> buy her some food while you're taking her out.
> JP, your daughter will never forget your
> pettiness.
So basically he's trying to blame his wife for his inability to be a good dad? How many times has he taken his kid to a Wizards game? Never. This was the first, and probably only, time. And he couldn't fork out $10 for a pretzel and soda?
Oh, and teaching about money? What about teaching his daughter about what a good father is?
Major league asshole.
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Re: I'm so jealous I spend all my time posting shit on FU about the Junkies
Posted by:
Lurch
()
Date: February 15, 2011 03:13PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Rapid Rabbit Wrote:
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>
> >
> > It's actually worse than that. He made his 10
> > year old daughter buy her own food. I couldn't
> > fucking believe what I was hearing. Imagine
> > taking your little princess on a
> father-daughter
> > date and then telling her to buy her own
> pretzel!
> > He tried to justify it by saying he's taken a
> pay
> > cut due to the divorce (poor guy only makes
> around
> > $130K a year), and also by saying he's teaching
> > her about money.
> >
> > The first excuse is beyond pathetic and cheap.
> > The second I get -- but that's low-class to not
> > buy her some food while you're taking her out.
> > JP, your daughter will never forget your
> > pettiness.
>
>
> So basically he's trying to blame his wife for his
> inability to be a good dad? How many times has he
> taken his kid to a Wizards game? Never. This was
> the first, and probably only, time. And he
> couldn't fork out $10 for a pretzel and soda?
>
> Oh, and teaching about money? What about teaching
> his daughter about what a good father is?
>
> Major league asshole.
You big fucking rick, get out of the Ashburn king's thread with this JP bullshit. He already has his own thread you donk. WTL why do you get so much pleasure bashing people from radio shows? It is not our fault your old fat wife isn't silllly.
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> > It's actually worse than that. He made his 10
> > year old daughter buy her own food. I couldn't
> > fucking believe what I was hearing. Imagine
> > taking your little princess on a
> father-daughter
> > date and then telling her to buy her own
> pretzel!
> > He tried to justify it by saying he's taken a
> pay
> > cut due to the divorce (poor guy only makes
> around
> > $130K a year), and also by saying he's teaching
> > her about money.
> >
> > The first excuse is beyond pathetic and cheap.
> > The second I get -- but that's low-class to not
> > buy her some food while you're taking her out.
> > JP, your daughter will never forget your
> > pettiness.
>
>
> So basically he's trying to blame his wife for his
> inability to be a good dad? How many times has he
> taken his kid to a Wizards game? Never. This was
> the first, and probably only, time. And he
> couldn't fork out $10 for a pretzel and soda?
>
> Oh, and teaching about money? What about teaching
> his daughter about what a good father is?
>
> Major league asshole.
You big fucking rick, get out of the Ashburn king's thread with this JP bullshit. He already has his own thread you donk. WTL why do you get so much pleasure bashing people from radio shows? It is not our fault your old fat wife isn't silllly.
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Re: I'm so jealous I spend all my time posting shit on FU about the Junkies
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: February 15, 2011 03:13PM
Rapid Rabbit Wrote:
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> It's actually worse than that. He made his 10
> year old daughter buy her own food. I couldn't
> fucking believe what I was hearing. Imagine
> taking your little princess on a father-daughter
> date and then telling her to buy her own pretzel!
> He tried to justify it by saying he's taken a pay
> cut due to the divorce (poor guy only makes around
> $130K a year), and also by saying he's teaching
> her about money.
>
> The first excuse is beyond pathetic and cheap.
> The second I get -- but that's low-class to not
> buy her some food while you're taking her out.
> JP, your daughter will never forget your
> pettiness.
LOL. Are you serious? That first reason is bullshit, cheap and petty. Maybe if he wasn't throwing money at his high maintenance floozy, he'd have some extra cash to spend on his kids.
As for the second reason - I get it, but you have to be fair. He should tell her: "I have XXX number of dollars to spend on you. Anything extra, you need to pay for." A $20 bill should cover a soda, hot dog and a snack/dessert for a 10 year old.
Sheesh. Cheap motherfucker.
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> It's actually worse than that. He made his 10
> year old daughter buy her own food. I couldn't
> fucking believe what I was hearing. Imagine
> taking your little princess on a father-daughter
> date and then telling her to buy her own pretzel!
> He tried to justify it by saying he's taken a pay
> cut due to the divorce (poor guy only makes around
> $130K a year), and also by saying he's teaching
> her about money.
>
> The first excuse is beyond pathetic and cheap.
> The second I get -- but that's low-class to not
> buy her some food while you're taking her out.
> JP, your daughter will never forget your
> pettiness.
LOL. Are you serious? That first reason is bullshit, cheap and petty. Maybe if he wasn't throwing money at his high maintenance floozy, he'd have some extra cash to spend on his kids.
As for the second reason - I get it, but you have to be fair. He should tell her: "I have XXX number of dollars to spend on you. Anything extra, you need to pay for." A $20 bill should cover a soda, hot dog and a snack/dessert for a 10 year old.
Sheesh. Cheap motherfucker.
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Re: I'm so jealous I spend all my time posting shit on FU about the Junkies
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: February 15, 2011 03:15PM
Lurch Wrote:
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>
> You big fucking rick, get out of the Ashburn
> king's thread with this JP bullshit. He already
> has his own thread you donk. WTL why do you get so
> much pleasure bashing people from radio shows? It
> is not our fault your old fat wife isn't silllly.
Lurch and JP are one in the same. JP is just ahead of Lurchy when it comes to being divorced.
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>
> You big fucking rick, get out of the Ashburn
> king's thread with this JP bullshit. He already
> has his own thread you donk. WTL why do you get so
> much pleasure bashing people from radio shows? It
> is not our fault your old fat wife isn't silllly.
Lurch and JP are one in the same. JP is just ahead of Lurchy when it comes to being divorced.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Emeritus Q. Beaker
()
Date: February 15, 2011 03:48PM
Wait.
JP seriously took his daughter to a Wizards game and made the girl buy her own drinks/hotdog? Thats so fucked up, I can't believe it. How did people hear about this?
I'm sure he got the tickets for free. Who buys Wizards tickets? So he had some time to hang out with his daughter and he couldn't drop a penny? I know dudes working at gas stations for a little over minimum wage who find money to spend on their kid(s).
If this is true, my opinion of JP has gone from unentertaing/douchey/ego driven to being a fucking jackass who's leaping over the line of the criminally incompetent parent.
JP seriously took his daughter to a Wizards game and made the girl buy her own drinks/hotdog? Thats so fucked up, I can't believe it. How did people hear about this?
I'm sure he got the tickets for free. Who buys Wizards tickets? So he had some time to hang out with his daughter and he couldn't drop a penny? I know dudes working at gas stations for a little over minimum wage who find money to spend on their kid(s).
If this is true, my opinion of JP has gone from unentertaing/douchey/ego driven to being a fucking jackass who's leaping over the line of the criminally incompetent parent.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 15, 2011 04:03PM
Emeritus Q. Beaker Wrote:
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> Wait.
>
> JP seriously took his daughter to a Wizards game
> and made the girl buy her own drinks/hotdog? Thats
> so fucked up, I can't believe it. How did people
> hear about this?
>
They discussed in on the show. EB busted his balls over it. For once, I agreed with something EB said.
> I'm sure he got the tickets for free. Who buys
> Wizards tickets?
They played the Pacers. So, yes, they were undoubtedly free.
It looks like the Wizards played them on New Years Eve. JP was probably pissed that he was stuck with his kid instead of being able to get drunk and fuck his Hooters girlfriend.
> So he had some time to hang out
> with his daughter and he couldn't drop a penny? I
> know dudes working at gas stations for a little
> over minimum wage who find money to spend on their
> kid(s).
>
Because he's a douchebag.
> If this is true, my opinion of JP has gone from
> unentertaing/douchey/ego driven to being a fucking
> jackass who's leaping over the line of the
> criminally incompetent parent.
More indifferent than incompetent. You can care or try and still be incompetent. I don't get the feeling JP does either.
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> Wait.
>
> JP seriously took his daughter to a Wizards game
> and made the girl buy her own drinks/hotdog? Thats
> so fucked up, I can't believe it. How did people
> hear about this?
>
They discussed in on the show. EB busted his balls over it. For once, I agreed with something EB said.
> I'm sure he got the tickets for free. Who buys
> Wizards tickets?
They played the Pacers. So, yes, they were undoubtedly free.
It looks like the Wizards played them on New Years Eve. JP was probably pissed that he was stuck with his kid instead of being able to get drunk and fuck his Hooters girlfriend.
> So he had some time to hang out
> with his daughter and he couldn't drop a penny? I
> know dudes working at gas stations for a little
> over minimum wage who find money to spend on their
> kid(s).
>
Because he's a douchebag.
> If this is true, my opinion of JP has gone from
> unentertaing/douchey/ego driven to being a fucking
> jackass who's leaping over the line of the
> criminally incompetent parent.
More indifferent than incompetent. You can care or try and still be incompetent. I don't get the feeling JP does either.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
ffxu basement
()
Date: February 15, 2011 04:13PM
Listen to the show before making theses claims. Unfortunately the norm here is to bash and slander someone without knowing the whole story. He paid $100 for each ticket, normal cost is $200. Its for an upcoming game not one on new years, but it doesn't matter to most as long as you can bash someone who cares about the truth. His point was he gives her money and she should use that. I don't agree with his parenting on the matter. But before you have something you want to say, get the whole story.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Emeritus Q. Beaker
()
Date: February 15, 2011 05:13PM
1) He actually PAID for Wizards tickets? He can't hook 'em or whatever they call it (get them free)? JFK's still a sports station, no?
2) You're right that any radio show will inflate the drama to make the show interesting. Thats why I asked what really happened. And I don't listen to the show anymore.
3) And I can understand the whole "you have an allowance, spend your money wisely" lesson. But wouldn't that be for things like iTunes, Bieber posters, funny colored pens, or young girl shit like that? Not a night out with your father who only gets to see you occasionally?
I guess he's learning its hard to parent as a divorced father... One of the things that should cross a dude's mind before fucking a fake titted local Hawaiian Tropic winner.
2) You're right that any radio show will inflate the drama to make the show interesting. Thats why I asked what really happened. And I don't listen to the show anymore.
3) And I can understand the whole "you have an allowance, spend your money wisely" lesson. But wouldn't that be for things like iTunes, Bieber posters, funny colored pens, or young girl shit like that? Not a night out with your father who only gets to see you occasionally?
I guess he's learning its hard to parent as a divorced father... One of the things that should cross a dude's mind before fucking a fake titted local Hawaiian Tropic winner.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: February 15, 2011 05:23PM
New pussy looks great on paper, but in the real world its very inconvenient.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Anus
()
Date: February 15, 2011 05:24PM
Lurch is a huge POS, the show sucks and I gave up the show after the redskins season was over and I don't miss it one bit
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Viagra
()
Date: February 15, 2011 07:56PM
He's a douche bag and the show sucks!!
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 15, 2011 09:50PM
The daughter didn't ask JP to fork out $100 for tickets. I've taken my kids to sporting events. Believe me, I do it because I want to do it, not because they do. Buying them Dippin' Dots, a soda, etc, is part of the deal.
But let's be honest, here. What's worse for JP's daughter. The fact that he didn't buy her this shit, or the fact he's dragging his asshole-ishness on the airwaves. I'm sure tomorrow his kid is going to hear about what a shithead her dad is from all of her classmates.
Total dick move on JP's part.
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But let's be honest, here. What's worse for JP's daughter. The fact that he didn't buy her this shit, or the fact he's dragging his asshole-ishness on the airwaves. I'm sure tomorrow his kid is going to hear about what a shithead her dad is from all of her classmates.
Total dick move on JP's part.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Bruce the hugger
()
Date: February 15, 2011 10:05PM
I just find it hard to believe they get paid a good chunk of money for the shitty product they deliver.Lets face a fact, the won the lotto for the shit show they put out...must be nice to do a shitty job and get paid very well for it.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 16, 2011 01:02PM
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Jackie
()
Date: February 16, 2011 01:16PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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>
I hope that is not one of the junkies. That dude looks awfully gay.
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>
I hope that is not one of the junkies. That dude looks awfully gay.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
dapjdj
()
Date: February 16, 2011 02:48PM
hahhaa Wrote:
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> That is the lamest bar crawl evvvvvver. Enjoy your
> "kingdom" you fucking tool.
Word.
A "King" would be sipping cocktails at the Four Seasons, then the Ritz Carlton, with a strong finish King Arthur's or Good Guys.
But water seeks it's own level, Lurchie probably thinks the Ashburn Bonefish is on a par with real bars downtown.
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> That is the lamest bar crawl evvvvvver. Enjoy your
> "kingdom" you fucking tool.
Word.
A "King" would be sipping cocktails at the Four Seasons, then the Ritz Carlton, with a strong finish King Arthur's or Good Guys.
But water seeks it's own level, Lurchie probably thinks the Ashburn Bonefish is on a par with real bars downtown.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 16, 2011 02:59PM
dapjdj Wrote:
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>
> Word.
>
> A "King" would be sipping cocktails at the Four
> Seasons, then the Ritz Carlton, with a strong
> finish King Arthur's or Good Guys.
>
None of those places have this...
Those places are felted, rick!
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>
> Word.
>
> A "King" would be sipping cocktails at the Four
> Seasons, then the Ritz Carlton, with a strong
> finish King Arthur's or Good Guys.
>
None of those places have this...
Those places are felted, rick!
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
patgeorge
()
Date: April 14, 2011 02:44PM
Lurch is up at Borgata walking and playing with this little blond trmap..gave her half a dime to blow playing BJ while he stood back and sipped a Grey GOOSE...Pulled hat down low tto hide A NEWMAN FACE
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: April 14, 2011 03:17PM
These guys are all tools. Ive been listening to them for years and they seem to be getting worse at their jobs. The only decent segment I can recall was "Whore or Bore" Now THAT was entertaining
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Hog Heaven
()
Date: April 14, 2011 03:22PM
Jeff Hedges has had enough! It is done...! Results of hands on meeting
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
el atari
()
Date: April 14, 2011 03:23PM
Asshole's laughing all the way to the bank with that half-ass morning show..Where the fuck is the justice in this world? less anyone here think they are worth over $25000 each for the shitty product they deliver.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
PIG VOMIT
()
Date: April 14, 2011 03:23PM
What? You mean they finally realized LAVAR is a nice guy but no talent for Radio, and chad Dukes should be working at a Mr. Car Wash...Smelly slob..
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: April 14, 2011 05:35PM
What does "it is done" mean?
I dont think you are supposed to mention the capo de tutti capi by name in any publication/thread.
I dont think you are supposed to mention the capo de tutti capi by name in any publication/thread.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Snapple
()
Date: April 14, 2011 05:51PM
Isn't it tasteless to call them the "The Junkies"? I mean the Sports Junkies is one thing, but now they're just plain old heroin addicts. Isn't anyone offended by that?
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
he hawwwwwwww
()
Date: April 14, 2011 07:51PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> The daughter didn't ask JP to fork out $100 for
> tickets. I've taken my kids to sporting events.
> Believe me, I do it because I want to do it, not
> because they do. Buying them Dippin' Dots, a soda,
> etc, is part of the deal.
>
> But let's be honest, here. What's worse for JP's
> daughter. The fact that he didn't buy her this
> shit, or the fact he's dragging his
> asshole-ishness on the airwaves. I'm sure tomorrow
> his kid is going to hear about what a shithead her
> dad is from all of her classmates.
>
> Total dick move on JP's part.
10 year olds do not listen to the sports junkies ratard.
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> The daughter didn't ask JP to fork out $100 for
> tickets. I've taken my kids to sporting events.
> Believe me, I do it because I want to do it, not
> because they do. Buying them Dippin' Dots, a soda,
> etc, is part of the deal.
>
> But let's be honest, here. What's worse for JP's
> daughter. The fact that he didn't buy her this
> shit, or the fact he's dragging his
> asshole-ishness on the airwaves. I'm sure tomorrow
> his kid is going to hear about what a shithead her
> dad is from all of her classmates.
>
> Total dick move on JP's part.
10 year olds do not listen to the sports junkies ratard.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
BIG BRASS ONES
()
Date: April 15, 2011 12:11PM
here's the deal...Management is not concerned with these douchebags or their JPO , or their stupidity in general.. They want ratings,right now they get them...Eventually they won't and we can move on. Sorry to say.. but their isnt much talent in DC morning Drive PERIOD!
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: April 15, 2011 12:43PM
Not my forte but have you ever heard of Russ Parr Morning Show? nationally syndicated... But then again, so is Kane.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
dbashburn
()
Date: April 15, 2011 12:57PM
Lurch Wrote:
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> You donks are being ricks, because you can't live
> sillly like me.
>
> The King of Ashburn Tour For Dummies from Lil Bit
> Money Films on Vimeo.
Fucking hilarious!!!!
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> You donks are being ricks, because you can't live
> sillly like me.
>
> The King of Ashburn Tour For Dummies from Lil Bit
> Money Films on Vimeo.
Fucking hilarious!!!!
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Nick
()
Date: August 13, 2011 08:44AM
Jason Bishop slept with my co-worker last month - I now have pics! (Her laptop is a business owned computer - I have it...).
Pics are headed to his house and the radio station. I'll post them on a high google response for his kids to find in perpetuity.
RIP Jason. Self absorbed tard.
Pics are headed to his house and the radio station. I'll post them on a high google response for his kids to find in perpetuity.
RIP Jason. Self absorbed tard.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 13, 2011 08:55AM
Nick Wrote:
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> Jason Bishop slept with my co-worker last month -
> I now have pics! (Her laptop is a business owned
> computer - I have it...).
>
> Pics are headed to his house and the radio
> station. I'll post them on a high google response
> for his kids to find in perpetuity.
>
> RIP Jason. Self absorbed tard.
If this is true, you need to share them with DCRTV, too.
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> Jason Bishop slept with my co-worker last month -
> I now have pics! (Her laptop is a business owned
> computer - I have it...).
>
> Pics are headed to his house and the radio
> station. I'll post them on a high google response
> for his kids to find in perpetuity.
>
> RIP Jason. Self absorbed tard.
If this is true, you need to share them with DCRTV, too.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 13, 2011 08:57AM
Actually, while you are at it, post one or two of them here so we know you aren't just fucking around.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 13, 2011 09:26AM
Not sure why the radio station would care, but have at it. Or you could see how deep his pockets really are and give him first opportunity to bu said pics from you... That's what I would do.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 13, 2011 09:35AM
JBass Wrote:
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> Not sure why the radio station would care, but
> have at it. Or you could see how deep his pockets
> really are and give him first opportunity to bu
> said pics from you... That's what I would do.
First, I wouldn't be surprised if station management isn't partaking in castoff Junkie strange already. Second, while your recommendation is intriguing, it is also a Felony. Not sure Lurch's pockets are deep enough to offset 10 in the Pen.
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> Not sure why the radio station would care, but
> have at it. Or you could see how deep his pockets
> really are and give him first opportunity to bu
> said pics from you... That's what I would do.
First, I wouldn't be surprised if station management isn't partaking in castoff Junkie strange already. Second, while your recommendation is intriguing, it is also a Felony. Not sure Lurch's pockets are deep enough to offset 10 in the Pen.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 13, 2011 09:58AM
See this is what gets me, Why is it illegal to offer an interested party first rights at an item?
It is perfectly legal for paparazzi to sell legally obtained photos to magazines, tabloids and tv shows but illegal to offer them tithe party that was photographed?
I would imagine many "celebs" would be thrilled to purchase rights to pics of them in compromising positions.
This is America, right? We are a free market society. Capitalisim still rules our way of commerce?
I could be completely wrongabout this but I thought blackmail only pertained to illegal activity. For example, if said photos were of Lurch papa robbing a bank. We need legal eagle on this case.
It is perfectly legal for paparazzi to sell legally obtained photos to magazines, tabloids and tv shows but illegal to offer them tithe party that was photographed?
I would imagine many "celebs" would be thrilled to purchase rights to pics of them in compromising positions.
This is America, right? We are a free market society. Capitalisim still rules our way of commerce?
I could be completely wrongabout this but I thought blackmail only pertained to illegal activity. For example, if said photos were of Lurch papa robbing a bank. We need legal eagle on this case.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
junkiessuck
()
Date: August 13, 2011 10:09AM
Lurch is a real asshole. They'll get fucked over like when they were on whfs and it turned into el zol
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 13, 2011 10:11AM
Here it is...
ยง 18.2-59. Extortion of money, property or pecuniary benefit.
Any person who (i) threatens injury to the character, person, or property of another person, (ii) accuses him of any offense, (iii) threatens to report him as being illegally present in the United States, or (iv) knowingly destroys, conceals, removes, confiscates, withholds or threatens to withhold, or possesses any actual or purported passport or other immigration document, or any other actual or purported government identification document, of another person, and thereby extorts money, property, or pecuniary benefit or any note, bond, or other evidence of debt from him or any other person, is guilty of a Class 5 felony.
I guess, the legal loophole or "get around" would be to simply offer the pictures up for auction or sale to the public, then wait for the "right" offer to come in.
Think about it like this...
I have a legally obtained picture of a celebrity cheating oh their spouse. I offer the pictures for sale to the public. Wouldnt it be my right to accept any offer I chose? (In this case Im assuming the highest offer would come from Lurch himself, as no one besides him, his kids and spouse give a flying fuck) Then he tells the wife it was a rumor and she never sees any actual proof Aaah, Capitalism, aint it great!
ยง 18.2-59. Extortion of money, property or pecuniary benefit.
Any person who (i) threatens injury to the character, person, or property of another person, (ii) accuses him of any offense, (iii) threatens to report him as being illegally present in the United States, or (iv) knowingly destroys, conceals, removes, confiscates, withholds or threatens to withhold, or possesses any actual or purported passport or other immigration document, or any other actual or purported government identification document, of another person, and thereby extorts money, property, or pecuniary benefit or any note, bond, or other evidence of debt from him or any other person, is guilty of a Class 5 felony.
I guess, the legal loophole or "get around" would be to simply offer the pictures up for auction or sale to the public, then wait for the "right" offer to come in.
Think about it like this...
I have a legally obtained picture of a celebrity cheating oh their spouse. I offer the pictures for sale to the public. Wouldnt it be my right to accept any offer I chose? (In this case Im assuming the highest offer would come from Lurch himself, as no one besides him, his kids and spouse give a flying fuck) Then he tells the wife it was a rumor and she never sees any actual proof Aaah, Capitalism, aint it great!
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 13, 2011 10:32AM
JBASS.
Kind of like paying for sex is illegal but paying two people to have sex together for a Porno is fine.
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Kind of like paying for sex is illegal but paying two people to have sex together for a Porno is fine.
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 13, 2011 10:42AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> JBASS.
>
> Kind of like paying for sex is illegal but paying
> two people to have sex together for a Porno is
> fine.
Nice comparison.
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> JBASS.
>
> Kind of like paying for sex is illegal but paying
> two people to have sex together for a Porno is
> fine.
Nice comparison.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Occasional listener
()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:04PM
When the topics concern football, golf & gambling the Junkies are right on mark. Since I like all three it makes some of their shows entertaining. When they talk about Entertainment/Hollywood and review movies their show sucks. The movie review guy sucks.
When these grown men talk about their money and free hookups from bars/restaurants and free golf etc... it makes them out to be spoiled little kids. They covet their "lavish" lifestyle, watch out cause life can turn on you and you'll be back to being low/middle class boys from Bowie, MD.
When these grown men talk about their money and free hookups from bars/restaurants and free golf etc... it makes them out to be spoiled little kids. They covet their "lavish" lifestyle, watch out cause life can turn on you and you'll be back to being low/middle class boys from Bowie, MD.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
NovaTrucker
()
Date: August 13, 2011 03:48PM
Nick Wrote:
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> Jason Bishop slept with my co-worker last month -
> I now have pics! (Her laptop is a business owned
> computer - I have it...).
>
> Pics are headed to his house and the radio
> station. I'll post them on a high google response
> for his kids to find in perpetuity.
>
> RIP Jason. Self absorbed tard.
i'm call'n bullshit...if you really had something you'ld of given us a visual sniff instead of a short blurb consisting of absurd, over the top threats...you gotta put some blood in the water for us sharks to bite...i don't care about the guy one way or the other but it sounds like somebody got their feelings hurt pretty bad...must of gotten blown off or insulted...or maybe your one of the whores he kicked to the curb
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> Jason Bishop slept with my co-worker last month -
> I now have pics! (Her laptop is a business owned
> computer - I have it...).
>
> Pics are headed to his house and the radio
> station. I'll post them on a high google response
> for his kids to find in perpetuity.
>
> RIP Jason. Self absorbed tard.
i'm call'n bullshit...if you really had something you'ld of given us a visual sniff instead of a short blurb consisting of absurd, over the top threats...you gotta put some blood in the water for us sharks to bite...i don't care about the guy one way or the other but it sounds like somebody got their feelings hurt pretty bad...must of gotten blown off or insulted...or maybe your one of the whores he kicked to the curb
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
James
()
Date: November 16, 2012 10:15AM
seems like u have a personal problem w the junkies, unless you know them personally just stfu
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
James's Doctor
()
Date: November 16, 2012 10:25AM
James, why did you bump this old-ass thread?
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
()
Date: November 16, 2012 10:33AM
James Wrote:
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> seems like u have a personal problem w the
> junkies, unless you know them personally just stfu
These guys injected themselvs in to the public arena and then acted like a bunch of douchebags.
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> seems like u have a personal problem w the
> junkies, unless you know them personally just stfu
These guys injected themselvs in to the public arena and then acted like a bunch of douchebags.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
CK
()
Date: November 16, 2012 04:58PM
Yeah the sports junkies are a tired act at this point and they haven't even tried to improve just bathing themselves in the cash
at least this was nice for awhile. miss them days
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at least this was nice for awhile. miss them days
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
uglytoo
()
Date: November 17, 2012 10:44AM
JP Flaim Wrote:
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> Jerry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> > personally and she refuses to leave the kinds
> home
> > alone with him because he's too busy doing his
> own
> > thing so she has to hire a baby sitter. He's
> > narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> > shame because she's a very nice woman.
> > He's all about himself and claims to be the
> KING
> > of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user
> and
> > would only entertain being friends with you if
> you
> > have something to offer to him.
>
>
> She had better keep tabs on him. He's a known
> cheater.
He's one ugly mother, who's he going to cheat with?
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> Jerry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> > personally and she refuses to leave the kinds
> home
> > alone with him because he's too busy doing his
> own
> > thing so she has to hire a baby sitter. He's
> > narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> > shame because she's a very nice woman.
> > He's all about himself and claims to be the
> KING
> > of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user
> and
> > would only entertain being friends with you if
> you
> > have something to offer to him.
>
>
> She had better keep tabs on him. He's a known
> cheater.
He's one ugly mother, who's he going to cheat with?
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
dick shiner
()
Date: November 26, 2012 04:56AM
saw that rock from the kevin and rock show for a few brief moments on channel 9 sports sunday night
seems like lurch is way more knowledgeable about sports than this rock turkey, a true bull shitter. is lurch tied exclusively to channel 5 for tv appearances or at this point lurch and other junkies days on the tv as sports anal ysts has passed?
seems like lurch is way more knowledgeable about sports than this rock turkey, a true bull shitter. is lurch tied exclusively to channel 5 for tv appearances or at this point lurch and other junkies days on the tv as sports anal ysts has passed?
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Sherlock Lurch
()
Date: April 08, 2013 05:14PM
OP is a hurting donk! I'll find out who he is and out him!
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Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Nostradamus
()
Date: April 09, 2013 02:23PM
Is Lurch wearing a rug now? His head looks different and not in a good way.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
smells like pork
()
Date: September 05, 2013 01:51PM
Lurch is gonna get an STD from the skank he's porking nowadays.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: September 05, 2013 02:35PM
Jerry Wrote:
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> I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> personally and she refuses to leave the kinds home
> alone with him because he's too busy doing his own
> thing so she has to hire a baby sitter.
Many people in this area leave their kids to be raised by babysitters. Is he at least providing the kid with clothes, food, education, and entertainment? If so, then this is not unusual for this area.
> He's
> narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> shame because she's a very nice woman.
I'm sure she is a nice person. So he's a bad husband. Lots of people are bad husbands and bad wives.
> He's all about himself and claims to be the KING
> of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...
Yeah, that's a little absurd.
> he's a total user and
> would only entertain being friends with you if you
> have something to offer to him.
I think you mean loser, but every relationship is based on having something to offer the other person, be it love, companionship, company, a mutual interest, etc. It sounds like he gets people to kiss his ass and people get to say they hang out with him.
If you don't like him, then go be a bigger celebrity than he is. If he sucks as bad as you say, that shouldn't be too hard.
Also, I don't know anything about this guy other than his nickname and the name of the show he's on.
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> I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> personally and she refuses to leave the kinds home
> alone with him because he's too busy doing his own
> thing so she has to hire a baby sitter.
Many people in this area leave their kids to be raised by babysitters. Is he at least providing the kid with clothes, food, education, and entertainment? If so, then this is not unusual for this area.
> He's
> narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> shame because she's a very nice woman.
I'm sure she is a nice person. So he's a bad husband. Lots of people are bad husbands and bad wives.
> He's all about himself and claims to be the KING
> of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...
Yeah, that's a little absurd.
> he's a total user and
> would only entertain being friends with you if you
> have something to offer to him.
I think you mean loser, but every relationship is based on having something to offer the other person, be it love, companionship, company, a mutual interest, etc. It sounds like he gets people to kiss his ass and people get to say they hang out with him.
If you don't like him, then go be a bigger celebrity than he is. If he sucks as bad as you say, that shouldn't be too hard.
Also, I don't know anything about this guy other than his nickname and the name of the show he's on.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Cakesie
()
Date: September 05, 2013 03:48PM
Silly
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
eb is a baller
()
Date: October 07, 2013 08:16PM
money
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
jaybmore
()
Date: March 03, 2014 01:05PM
guess not
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
idiotlurch
()
Date: March 03, 2014 01:29PM
Wow a Dad that doesnt know how to watch his kids - how rare. Lets face it full time providers often have no clue how to care for their kids if there is a stay at home parent. Man or woman it doesnt matter. I have seen stay at home dads that are amazing with their kids and whose wives would sit in the living room reading the paper while the kids burn the house down.
Parents that are not the primary care giver can show interest and learn to care for and be connected to their kids or not. If they dont bother to get involved they essentially look like douche bags for even having kids.
Parents that are not the primary care giver can show interest and learn to care for and be connected to their kids or not. If they dont bother to get involved they essentially look like douche bags for even having kids.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Fag City 99
()
Date: March 03, 2014 03:19PM
You guys are so felted. Buch of donks hating on the papa. He is so silly that you are rick.felt and on full tilt over this guy.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Domo
()
Date: June 19, 2014 04:15AM
Asshole
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
MrPhotogenic
()
Date: August 07, 2014 08:02AM
If we get rid of Lurch Papa we can split the check three ways!
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
x9pWD
()
Date: August 23, 2014 11:26AM
Fuck MySpace
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Peter Porker
()
Date: December 02, 2014 07:29AM
It amazes me that people who "hate" the show and the junkies themselves seem to listen to it quite a bit. I love the show and the guys are hilarious. But you assholes know stuff about it I have never heard. Either you are huge jealous fans, or unemployed assholes who have time to listen in your mom's basement while ironing her size 18 panties. WITH STARCH MUTHAFUCKA!
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Nip
()
Date: December 02, 2014 07:49AM
Jerry Wrote:
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> I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> personally and she refuses to leave the kinds home
> alone with him because he's too busy doing his own
> thing so she has to hire a baby sitter. He's
> narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> shame because she's a very nice woman.
> He's all about himself and claims to be the KING
> of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user and
> would only entertain being friends with you if you
> have something to offer to him.
Give me his address and I'll fuck his wife and put it on TV. Should be easy to get it since he's such a dick.
Nip
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> I think it's sad..I know his wife Theresa
> personally and she refuses to leave the kinds home
> alone with him because he's too busy doing his own
> thing so she has to hire a baby sitter. He's
> narcissistic and treats her like crap. What a
> shame because she's a very nice woman.
> He's all about himself and claims to be the KING
> of Ashburn!! Gimme a break...he's a total user and
> would only entertain being friends with you if you
> have something to offer to him.
Give me his address and I'll fuck his wife and put it on TV. Should be easy to get it since he's such a dick.
Nip
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Huuuurting
()
Date: December 10, 2014 09:46PM
Remember that time EB compared himself to George Clooney? Well lets just say Stacey Keibler is to Dina Bickel what the US is to Afghanistan
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Rick Valdez
()
Date: December 10, 2014 09:57PM
Lets compare W2s
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Bit has
()
Date: December 17, 2014 03:33AM
Fucking lurch the scumbag
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Leonard Bishop
()
Date: December 26, 2014 06:58PM
Hi wow you guys really should find a fucking life.My name is also Bishop.You guys are seriously bashing someone you really dont know.All hear say will get ur asses in trouble.If it was my name you were bashinglike that id find yaand knock your fn asses out period done
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Leonard Bishop
()
Date: December 26, 2014 06:59PM
Leonard Bishop Wrote:
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> Hi wow you guys really should find a fucking
> life.My name is also Bishop.You guys are seriously
> bashing someone you really dont know.All hear say
> will get ur asses in trouble.If it was my name you
> were bashinglike that id find yaand knock your fn
> asses out period done
And ive liked there show for years.One of the best in this area
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> Hi wow you guys really should find a fucking
> life.My name is also Bishop.You guys are seriously
> bashing someone you really dont know.All hear say
> will get ur asses in trouble.If it was my name you
> were bashinglike that id find yaand knock your fn
> asses out period done
And ive liked there show for years.One of the best in this area
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
No Jews around
()
Date: December 26, 2014 10:20PM
Leonard Bishop Wrote:
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> Leonard Bishop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi wow you guys really should find a fucking
> > life.My name is also Bishop.You guys are
> seriously
> > bashing someone you really dont know.All hear
> say
> > will get ur asses in trouble.If it was my name
> you
> > were bashinglike that id find yaand knock your
> fn
> > asses out period done
> And ive liked there show for years.One of the best
> in this area
Their not there
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> Leonard Bishop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi wow you guys really should find a fucking
> > life.My name is also Bishop.You guys are
> seriously
> > bashing someone you really dont know.All hear
> say
> > will get ur asses in trouble.If it was my name
> you
> > were bashinglike that id find yaand knock your
> fn
> > asses out period done
> And ive liked there show for years.One of the best
> in this area
Their not there
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Richard
()
Date: March 07, 2015 01:11AM
Kids, this is why you don't do meth
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Lurchy
()
Date: March 07, 2015 01:25AM
Leonard Bishop Wrote:
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> Hi wow you guys really should find a fucking
> life.My name is also Bishop.You guys are seriously
> bashing someone you really dont know.All hear say
> will get ur asses in trouble.If it was my name you
> were bashinglike that id find yaand knock your fn
> asses out period done
Please do me a favor and don't defend me with writing that would offend a 1st grader
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> Hi wow you guys really should find a fucking
> life.My name is also Bishop.You guys are seriously
> bashing someone you really dont know.All hear say
> will get ur asses in trouble.If it was my name you
> were bashinglike that id find yaand knock your fn
> asses out period done
Please do me a favor and don't defend me with writing that would offend a 1st grader
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Chadeus Mooks
()
Date: June 05, 2016 11:02AM
Lurchy Wrote:
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> Leonard Bishop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi wow you guys really should find a fucking
> > life.My name is also Bishop.You guys are
> seriously
> > bashing someone you really dont know.All hear
> say
> > will get ur asses in trouble.If it was my name
> you
> > were bashinglike that id find yaand knock your
> fn
> > asses out period done
>
>
> Please do me a favor and don't defend me with
> writing that would offend a 1st grader
Same giy
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> Leonard Bishop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi wow you guys really should find a fucking
> > life.My name is also Bishop.You guys are
> seriously
> > bashing someone you really dont know.All hear
> say
> > will get ur asses in trouble.If it was my name
> you
> > were bashinglike that id find yaand knock your
> fn
> > asses out period done
>
>
> Please do me a favor and don't defend me with
> writing that would offend a 1st grader
Same giy
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Ram
()
Date: July 13, 2016 01:01PM
I wrote every post! Mic drop!
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Junkies= Junk
()
Date: July 13, 2016 01:17PM
Anyone who listens to these losers is pathetic. I've made it a point to contact the sponsors of their show and tell them there's no way I'd buy their products as long as they sponsor these clowns.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
HatersGonnaHate
()
Date: January 09, 2017 01:07PM
HAHAHA, like the sponsors really care about your pathetic buying power with your 75k salary.
This thread is doing nothing but getting older and they are still getting richer and having more sponsors. Y'all are really making a difference. I think we found a group of people who have a worse record in predicting things than Cakes.
This thread is doing nothing but getting older and they are still getting richer and having more sponsors. Y'all are really making a difference. I think we found a group of people who have a worse record in predicting things than Cakes.
Re: Lurch from the Sports Junkies is a loser
Posted by:
Not Lurch
()
Date: April 17, 2019 04:03PM
This aged well...