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I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: goodolddays ()
Date: February 10, 2011 05:33PM

I found out that Elton John is married to ... a man? I never got the impression from him he was gay

Also I read his bio saying he had a child with a woman. That doesnt sound gay to me. So is he bisexual or what?

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: February 10, 2011 05:34PM

Bet you think Adam Lambert and Ryan Seacrest are straight too.

ANd I believe the kid was artificially inseminated.



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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: Are you serious? ()
Date: February 10, 2011 05:37PM

Are you serious? He's like the Elton John of gay. Seriously man, get with the times. He came out in the early 90s bro. You musta been living under the biggest rock of all time. Oh, by the way, you ever hear of this awesome band? They're called The Rolling Stones. Check em out, they're brand new. They have a cool song called "Satisfaction".
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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: February 10, 2011 05:37PM

Shadow Wrote:
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> ANd I believe the kid was artificially
> inseminated.


This should be illegal.

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: February 10, 2011 05:41PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> > ANd I believe the kid was artificially
> > inseminated.
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> This should be illegal.


yeah, kids should never be inseminated. artificially or otherwise.

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: February 10, 2011 05:43PM

When did you get a clue?
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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: February 10, 2011 05:44PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> > > ANd I believe the kid was artificially
> > > inseminated.
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> > This should be illegal.
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> yeah, kids should never be inseminated.
> artificially or otherwise.

LOL. Oops. bad grammar. Oh well, it seems you all are enjoying it.

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: goodolddays ()
Date: February 10, 2011 06:09PM

6X Wrote:
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> When did you get a clue?

I assumed he was just a bad fashion victim....

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: February 10, 2011 06:18PM

You got to be bullshitting me, John is not Gay.

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: Gay Freddy Krueger ()
Date: February 10, 2011 06:25PM

Haaaaay! Gay Freddy Krueger here!

Well, I have to say, Elton John is my ABSOLUTE fave musical artist! But, I have to confess....I was a bad, bad boy....back in the 70's, I routinely terrorized Mr. John in his dreams. Where do you think all those FABULOUS costume ideas came from?? And Crocodile Rock? All me--yours truly--Gay Freddy Krueger! Bernie Taupin took credit for a lot of the lyrics I wrote for Elton.

But, yeah, Elton is abso-FRUIT-ly playing for OUR team! LOL!! Well, gotta run....I have to go terrorize dika-dika in a nightmare about Harriet Tubman and clam sauce! Toodles!!

XOXOXO
-Gay Freddy Krueger
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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: February 10, 2011 07:23PM

You have to be kidding...how could anyone that has ever seen him not know....

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: Koper ()
Date: February 10, 2011 08:30PM

Sure, thats old news. Another one is
David Bowie, who is bisex. I remember him doing an interview on how he liked Japanese boys. But not knowing Elton John is gay is like saying I didn't know Boy George was gay. Would you like to buy a bridge?

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: February 10, 2011 08:35PM

Yeah, right. Next you'll tell me Rock Hudson and Liberace were gay.

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 10, 2011 08:36PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Yeah, right. Next you'll tell me Rock Hudson and
> Liberace were gay.


No Way!!!

btw - Rock Hudson and i have the same birthday



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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: poleitn ()
Date: February 10, 2011 08:38PM

I could see Rock Hudson, he had that look in his eye. But I could not figure Raymond Burr, he just did not cut the type.

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: February 10, 2011 08:40PM

poleitn Wrote:
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> I could see Rock Hudson, he had that look in his
> eye. But I could not figure Raymond Burr, he just
> did not cut the type.


Raymond Burr was gay ??

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Re: I never knew Elton John was a gay !
Posted by: poleitn ()
Date: February 10, 2011 08:50PM

hh sure. He just never projected it and was intensly secretive about it. He had a male lover who he was very faithful to. His hobby was raising orchads, so that should of turned a few heads anyways.

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