where's everybody at??

The planet called Earth.

where's Cary at??

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> where's everybody at??


maybe if you didnt go to bed by 1:30 you would know where everyone is at

I'm diurnal now, bb. For my health.

From the short period of time I have been here, you always seem to be posting "where is every one at" - at 1:30 in the morning. Do you not have a piece of ass to sleep with?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> From the short period of time I have been here,
> you always seem to be posting "where is every one
> at" - at 1:30 in the morning. Do you not have a
> piece of ass to sleep with?

Even if one has a piece of ass to sleep with, after the action is over - there are those times when you don't feel like rolling over and falling asleep. As she falls asleep, one gets up, wanders around the house, gets something to drink then hits this site to see what's happening.

I understand this. But every night of the week?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

Doing the Nasty Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > From the short period of time I have been here,
> > you always seem to be posting "where is every
> one
> > at" - at 1:30 in the morning. Do you not have a
> > piece of ass to sleep with?
>
> Even if one has a piece of ass to sleep with,
> after the action is over - there are those times
> when you don't feel like rolling over and falling
> asleep. As she falls asleep, one gets up, wanders
> around the house, gets something to drink then
> hits this site to see what's happening.


Who rolls over and falls asleep?....lol

> "where's everybody at??"

THEY ALL LEFT BECAUSE THERE WAS TOO MUCH WHITE POWER UP IN HERE !

A coffee shop. Drinking tea.

I'm in da hood, sipping on macchiatos and throwing snowballs at da slangers.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

In the room under the stairs pretending to be Harry Potter.

I'm in a yahoo chat room telling some guy I'm 108 years old.

He's like, wow, 108, that's amazing.

I said, yes, but I look ten years younger. Good genes and good eating habits.

I'm eating free macaroni and cheese...

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He still wants to see my pic.

I sent him this.

Here I am 8 years ago. Wanna hook up?

hahahaha!
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Alias, you'd be a great partner in crime in chatroom "trolling"...

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Alias, you'd be a great partner in crime in
> chatroom "trolling"...

Anytime, Harry, anytime.
It's amazing how stupid these people are.

Last week this guy tried to sell me a scam.
He asks if I'd like to make a lot of money and tells me about this gold he needs shipped to the US... blah, blah, blah... and if I call this number in Nigeria and arrange for the shipping, he would give me a cut.... in the amount of 30 million. So, I'm like, 30 million, wow, ok.... but how will I get the gold to you? He says we will have a meeting place.

The conversation continued like this:

Me: Is that when we'll have sex?

Nigerian: If you like to, yes.

Me: Well, all I'm interested in is sex; I don't care about the gold.

Nigerian: Sure, but first call the number and cooperate, please.

Me: Only if you promise we will have sex.

Nigerian: OK. I promise.

Me: What kind of sex will we have?

Nigerian: Whatever you want.

Me: I need specifics.

Nigerian: (drops out of conversation)

My grandmother is making me eat chutney and watch Lawrence Welk....blah!

@ my place listening to my neighbor climax all over his boyfriend. thin walls.

yeefuckinghaw

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> I understand this. But every night of the week?


abso-fruitly.

where's Harry Tuttle at??

EVERYBODY IS HAVING A LONG MOMENT OF SILENCE IN HONOR OF WHITE POWER !

where's everybody at??

Where's Everybody At? Roll Call!

Harry TUttle:
Just finished watching RuPaul's Drag Race... Currently eating leftover ships and dips from the soupbowl! Reporting for doodie, sir!

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Reporting for duty...SIR!

The aliens are at Dulles....I'm going to bed.
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> The aliens are at Dulles....I'm going to bed.


may you die in your sleep...

now where's everybody at??

6X, are you hot?

testing 1234

wow, i can post.
i couldn't 5 minutes ago.
i thought i was banned.... again.

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> 6X, are you hot?


Oh yes!
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where's Harry TUttle at??

where's everybody at now??

sleepin

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

It took WTL's Mike O'Meara thread over 8 months to reach 11 pages.

FU:AD punched through that wall in less than a month.

Watch out, ToneLoc. There's a new sheriff in town.

that's right, FU;AD is taking over. So where's everybody at??

Hay! Where's KeepOnTruckin' at?

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hay! Where's KeepOnTruckin' at?


"No results were found" for KeepOnTruckin"

Me and my dern punctuation...

Try it without the 'postrophe, y'all

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/search.php?40,search=,author=keepontruckin,page=1,match_type=ALL,match_dates=0,match_forum=ALL,match_threads=0

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> > Hay! Where's KeepOnTruckin' at?
>
>
> "No results were found" for KeepOnTruckin"

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Which of these films would you like to see?

The Conquest of Canaan by Roy William Neill. Defiant of polite society and friendly with corrupt town leaders, Mr. Misery is encouraged by his friend themuse, a recent heiress, to succeed. He studies law and opens a practice in Beaver Beach, where he defends suspected murderer Harry Tuttle. When the trial turns ugly and a mob threatens the presiding judge, Tuttle defends the judge. He is acquitted of murder. Miz wins themuse and is proclaimed the next mayor of Canaan.


Kick In by George Fitzmaurice. On release from prison, a thief named Mr. Misery resolves to go straight but is harassed by the police for refusing to turn stool pigeon. He is further angered when the district attorney's son Harry Tuttle is not prosecuted for killing a child from the slums in a car accident. He decides to undertake one more job - at the district attorney's home - but discovers that Harry is already stealing from his father's safe. Harry's sister themuse prevents the police from arresting Miz for her brother's crime, and they go west to begin anew.


The Eternal Struggle by Reginald Barker. Engaged to Canadian Mountie Mr. Misery, themuse falls in love with one of her fiance's underlings, Harry Tuttle. When themuse is suspected of murdering a man who attacked her (eesh), she flees across Canada, pursued over rapids by both Tuttle and Miz. themuse's innocence is established and, realizing she and Tuttle are in love, Miz gives her up.


You're Fired by James Cruze. To win the hand of themuse, wealthy idler Mr. Misery agrees to her father's wager: If Miz can keep a job for one month, Harry Tuttle will agree to the marriage. After clerking in an office and working as a xylophone player - and quitting before he can be fired - Miz takes a job posing as a knight in shining armor in a swanky theme restaurant. All goes well until themuse, who knows nothing of the wager, arrives to dine.


The Call of the Canyon by Victor Fleming. A complicated love triangle is played out when war vet Mr. Misery travels from the East to Arizona to regain his health with the assistance of his dedicated nurse, themuse, much to the consternation of his New York fiancee Conie.


Canyon of the Fools by Val Paul. In this tale of love and revenge, set against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, a young man named Misery heads west to confront Harry Tuttle, the man who once framed him for a crime. After teaming up with a local sheriff, Britdrnva~, Miz tangles with bandits and eventually discovers both love and gold.


Circus Days by Edward F. Cline. Mr. Misery stars as Toby Tyler, who runs away from his cruel uncle Harry Tuttle and joins a circus to work as a lemonade boy. Eventually, Miz works his way up to become the Big Top's star clown!


Valley of the Giants by James Cruze. Upon his return from college, a young man, Mr. Misery, learns that his father, Britdrnva~, is in danger of losing the family's beloved land to an unscrupulous lumberman Harry Tuttle. The film is highlighted with a daring scene played out on a runaway logging train.

big and beautiful Wrote:
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> > 6X, are you hot?
>
>
> Oh yes!


Thanks eesh, I do like Burger King but I get the Whooper Jr.
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I want to see that one film by Reginald ValJohnson... Y'know... The one where WashingTone-Locian, an off-duty NYPD officer, goes to his estranged wife, Conie's, Christmas party, when eesh, Mr. Mephisto, inkahootz, and Gravis hold the party hostage. Tone foils their brilliant heist almost single-handedly... aided only by the encouraging words of his new-found friend, an LAPD desk-jockey named Mr. Misery, via two-way radio...

Will Tone ever see Conie again? Will the well-trained group of European thugs prevail? Only one thing is certain... Someone's gotta die... HARD..

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I'm thinking of a movie that stars Conie and Alias as the main characters. Between the power drill, nail gun, and piano wire scenes, it would provide plenty of material for people to post about in the "Rape Scenes In Movies" thread.



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eesh Wrote:
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> I'm thinking of a movie that stars Conie and Alias
> as the main characters. Between the power drill,
> nail gun, and piano wire scenes, it would provide
> plenty of material for people to post about in the
> "Rape Scenes In Movies" thread.


I'm thinking about you eesh, standing in the middle of a dusty desert road, thirsty, as Conie and I, in an 18-wheeler, accidentally drive over you, squashing you into a perfect pancake.

I need to post this in the road kill thread.

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > I'm thinking of a movie that stars Conie and
> Alias
> > as the main characters. Between the power
> drill,
> > nail gun, and piano wire scenes, it would
> provide
> > plenty of material for people to post about in
> the
> > "Rape Scenes In Movies" thread.
>
>
> I'm thinking about you eesh, standing in the
> middle of a dusty desert road, thirsty, as Conie
> and I, in an 18-wheeler, accidentally drive over
> you, squashing you into a perfect pancake.
>
> I need to post this in the road kill thread.


BWahaha....

where's everybody at? Seriously.

I'm here Miz!!

watching oprah

where's Harry Tuttle at??

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE, PARTNER! WHERE'S THE SCREEN WRITER AT?

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where's Gay Freddie Krueger at??

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> where's Gay Freddie Krueger at??


You should know..;)

tee-hee....

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> tee-hee....


Mr. Misery would never say tee-hee...

Alias Wrote:
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> > tee-hee....
>
>
> Mr. Misery would never say tee-hee...


I checked it out..it's the real Miz Man

Tee hee

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And that's the way it was- February 10th, 2011.

Buenas Noches

wait...where the fuck was bloody tonight?



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Conie Wrote:
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> And that's the way it was- February 10th, 2011.

Don't let the door hitchya where the good lord splitchya...

I got the keys to this Monday-to-Friday bid'ness tonight...

I ain't closin' it down yet, no how...

>
> Buenas Noches

Que te degolles...

>
> wait...where the fuck was bloody tonight?

More like "where's bloody all week?"....


...


....


.....


Good, is she gone?


Time for me to rock out like themuse in her humina humina thread... (Awkardly and completely alone)..


I'm the only one on the teh forumz write now... So what?



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Harry, do you like Cab Calloway? Are you into scat?



man, that cat was HEP!!!

where are you , mah frein'?????

Love scat... in music and in porn, buddy... absolutely love it. LIVE IT! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT, BROOD!

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at my place listening to my neighbor climax all over her girlfriend. i moved.

yeefuckinghaw

hey, where's Elle Diabla at??

where's Elle Diabla at?? She was so hot. Really pretty girl.

Nations Gun show

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where's everybody at now? Bud bud buddies...

this is lame

I wish I had friends.


no I don't.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I wish I had friends.
>


hey, HEY.

you just hurt my feelings.

i think i'll go shoot up a local convenience store.

+1, good internet stranger

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I wish I had friends.
>
>
> no I don't.

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Harry Tuttle, where are you at?? Still watching the cinemas?

come on, man.

where's Ms. Cone Boner at??

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where's hoocoodanode at??

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DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY INTERESTING SCAT PICTURES THEY WOULD LIKE TO SHARE ?

where's Trebor Snika at??

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

where's Robert Greyberg at??

harro tuggle, where you at, briowling ball???

where's John Tsioushas at??

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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> harro tuggle, where you at, briowling ball???

Harry's a bowler... a real bowler? Like in a bowling league with team shirts and his own bowling ball? Wow, I just didn't know.

Where's the Harlem Husher at?

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where's the Stabbing in Rose Hill at??

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

Where's fran

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where's Ben Sarley at??

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where's Marty at??

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

where's Ernest Borgnine at??

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where's Tuttles at??

Locked and loaded, Starfox... There's a Bogey on your six, bro-poke...

I'm gonna ice these fools... COver me..

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I hated Falco. That bird was a dick.

Slippy was my guy.
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What was up with his condescending tone? He always thought he was better than me... Fuck Falco*... you're right....


*This statement does not apply to this Falco...


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srsly

it's time for chicken strips

> "where's everybody at??"

YOUR MOM'S HOUSE.

srsly, where's everybody at??

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> srsly, where's everybody at??


check ur asshole, faggot!

Hi.

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> Hi.


Hi eesh! :)