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I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 24, 2011 07:33PM

when did you become a man? What makes you a man? Are you a man? Do you have moments when you don't feel like a man? I was carrying a big tray of lasagna to a pot luck dinner, tripped, fell, and the lasagna splattered all over the floor, in front of everyone. That's a moment that takes your manhood away. One time, my boss ate my lunch, he knew he ate it, I knew he ate it, the American public knew he ate it.......and there was nothing I could do about it. That's a manhood-taker.

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 24, 2011 07:36PM

What did you eat for dinner tonight Miz?

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 24, 2011 07:37PM

Conie, when did you become a man?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 24, 2011 07:39PM

Conie Wrote:
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> What did you eat for dinner tonight Miz?


Cheez-Its

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 24, 2011 07:41PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> > What did you eat for dinner tonight Miz?
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> Cheez-Its


Which kind? Have you tried the new Baby Swiss ones??....fucking awesome.

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: January 24, 2011 07:50PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > > What did you eat for dinner tonight Miz?
> >
> >
> > Cheez-Its
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> Which kind? Have you tried the new Baby Swiss
> ones??....fucking awesome.


disturbingly appropriate. wtf, conie I haven't gotten a PM in forever..

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 24, 2011 08:55PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> when did you become a man?





When you can do this:



NSFW-------->http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=28562,filename=ngbbs46de51df9ccc3.gif

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 24, 2011 08:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > when did you become a man?
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> When you can do this:
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> NSFW-------->http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/for
> um/file.php?40,file=28562,filename=ngbbs46de51df9c
> cc3.gif


shit, eesh!!..was that really necessary??!!

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 24, 2011 11:56PM

YEAH, EESH!!!!!!!


btw, the first time I did.....that......I was watching the Saturday morning cartoon "Gummy Bears"......anyone remember that show?



Tummi Gummi was my favorite.

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Serious Business ()
Date: January 25, 2011 04:19PM

My first time for, that, I was 13 watching Tori Spelling on 90210 TV series.

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Holy Shit ()
Date: January 25, 2011 04:22PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> when did you become a man? What makes you a man?
> Are you a man? Do you have moments when you don't
> feel like a man? I was carrying a big tray of
> lasagna to a pot luck dinner, tripped, fell, and
> the lasagna splattered all over the floor, in
> front of everyone. That's a moment that takes your
> manhood away. One time, my boss ate my lunch, he
> knew he ate it, I knew he ate it, the American
> public knew he ate it.......and there was nothing
> I could do about it. That's a manhood-taker.----------------------------------
boy, what the fuck you be talkin about. I cant make heads or tails out of this shit! You must be some high falutin fancy college philosophy PHD or something.

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 26, 2011 12:01AM

Holy Shit Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > when did you become a man? What makes you a
> man?
> > Are you a man? Do you have moments when you
> don't
> > feel like a man? I was carrying a big tray of
> > lasagna to a pot luck dinner, tripped, fell,
> and
> > the lasagna splattered all over the floor, in
> > front of everyone. That's a moment that takes
> your
> > manhood away. One time, my boss ate my lunch,
> he
> > knew he ate it, I knew he ate it, the American
> > public knew he ate it.......and there was
> nothing
> > I could do about it. That's a
> manhood-taker.----------------------------------
> boy, what the fuck you be talkin about. I cant
> make heads or tails out of this shit! You must be
> some high falutin fancy college philosophy PHD or
> something.

are you the black man living above me?

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: Mr. Sedgrock ()
Date: January 26, 2011 03:56PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> manhood-taker.----------------------------------
> > boy, what the fuck you be talkin about. I
> cant
> > make heads or tails out of this shit! You must
> be
> > some high falutin fancy college philosophy PHD
> or
> > something.
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No I'm not son. And we'll talk about it more when next I see you.
> are you the black man living above me?

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Re: I'm not a boy........not yet a woman
Posted by: junkfood junkie............ ()
Date: January 26, 2011 04:15PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> when did you become a man? What makes you a man?
> Are you a man? Do you have moments when you don't
> feel like a man? I was carrying a big tray of
> lasagna to a pot luck dinner, tripped, fell, and
> the lasagna splattered all over the floor, in
> front of everyone. That's a moment that takes your
> manhood away. One time, my boss ate my lunch, he
> knew he ate it, I knew he ate it, the American
> public knew he ate it.......and there was nothing
> I could do about it. That's a manhood-taker.
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Is that something like a manwich, sometimes Burger Chef or McDonnels sells them,its not like what your talking about but I think its close.

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