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Oprah's Secret
Posted by: Doubting Oprah ()
Date: January 24, 2011 11:31AM

So I keep seeing stuff on tv about how Oprah is revealing a big secret on her show today. Evidently, she recently found out that she has a half sister. How could she have "recently" found this out? She is a celebrity, and she did this whole geneaology thing several years ago to trace her African heritage - for which she look extensively into her parent's background. I smell some stink on this story...

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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 24, 2011 11:32AM

Her secret is probably that she's in love with Gayle King and Steadman is a beard.

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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 24, 2011 11:35AM

There is nothing real about Oprah. She has been a manufactured image since she first went on TV.

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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: January 24, 2011 11:40AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Her secret is probably that she's in love with
> Gayle King and Steadman is a beard.

That's not a secret.

I'M A FIVE-STAR MAN!!


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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 24, 2011 11:41AM

I bet the secret is that steedman is really a centaur.
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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: Way Too Broad ()
Date: January 24, 2011 11:45AM

I can't believe anyone is giving Oprah the time of day ... much less watching her show. Oprah is the devil.

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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:44PM

Way Too Broad Wrote:
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> I can't believe anyone is giving Oprah the time of
> day ... much less watching her show. Oprah is the
> devil.


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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:47PM

The secret is she's an attention whore.

But that's not really a secret, is it?

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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 24, 2011 01:20PM

Oprah was one of the big supporters of "The Secret" a few years ago. Maybe this is what she's talking about.

What a load of hoohah.


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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: January 24, 2011 01:53PM

The Secret is being a dick when necessary.

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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 24, 2011 03:11PM

damn, I thought it was gong to be something like she can eat a 1/2 gallon of breyers ice cream in 1 sitting......

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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 24, 2011 03:24PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Oprah was one of the big supporters of "The
> Secret" a few years ago. Maybe this is what she's
> talking about.
>
> What a load of hoohah.
>
>


That book typified what Oprah/marketing hype can acheive.I bought that book and read about 1/5 of it before i realized you could have summed that book up in one sentence:

"think positive thoughts and your life will turn in a positive direction"

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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 24, 2011 04:25PM

I'm watching it right now.

I don't see any sincere tears from Oprah.

First,I don't know how they kept this from the media this long..but

then again Oprah is very powerful.

Secondly...she did this whole show to embrace these relatives she's never

known..so she can avoid any kind of litigation.

that's what i think

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Re: Oprah's Secret
Posted by: chinese new year ()
Date: January 24, 2011 04:27PM

Fucking coon.
Miss jamblee lips, carpet munching nig.

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