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how much are you worth?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:53PM

Seriously though, some people are worth more than other people. Albert Einstein, for example, would have been worth a lot of money as compared to, say, Nicole Kidman (who, although very famous and successful---let's face it---is garbage. She's a middle-of-the-road actor and will be forgotten in fifty years or so.....so, this is not based on financial success). How much money are you worth? I'm worth about 350,000 dollars. The high end would be in the billions or trillions of dollars---a Marcus Aurelius, for example.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:54PM

In my eyes, I am priceless.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Plowman in the Valley ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:05PM

Roughly $1.5 MM. I own two houses, with about $1.4 MM in equity, and $100K in Roth IRA. Mind you, only the $100K was earned. The rest was inherited.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:11PM

Some say home equity shouldn't count in a net worth number, and the housing bubble is a good argument for that point of view as liquidity is down. I'd say don't include home equity, but don't deduct mortgage loan amounts from your number if you sincerely believe you have positive home equity (including amounts for any HELOC balances).

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:21PM

I'm worth 500 whole... close to a million if you chop me up and use me for parts.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:24PM

About $1.89

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:31PM

Like I'd tell you.
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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:34PM

Funny you should ask that question. I wonder if anyone would give an honest answer on how much they think they're worth, because I know I wouldn't because I'd be embarrassed. It kinda goes back to the saying it's not what you know but who you know. Welcome to Freudian Psyche 101.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Aliaѕ ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:41PM

If I had a thousand dollars for every pound I weighed, I would be worth about $202,000. Is that a lot of money, probably not.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:43PM

I may not be worth much, but I have a heart of gold.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: carlton ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:53PM

I got enough money to keep me happy the rest of my life! Provided I die tommorow.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: The Skipper ()
Date: January 22, 2011 03:14PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm worth 350,000 dollars.

I'm worth 350,001 dollars. So I guess we'll have to throw you overboard.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Former groupie from the 70s ()
Date: January 22, 2011 03:28PM

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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> >
> > I'm worth 350,000 dollars.
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If you are really worth that much, maybe you and me can hook uo sometimes. You know connect, get together??????
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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 22, 2011 04:32PM

tree fitty

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: ееsh ()
Date: January 22, 2011 05:21PM

Just last night Conie told me I was worth every penny she spent on me.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Barbara torres ()
Date: January 22, 2011 05:24PM

Twenty Five cents and a box of cracker-jack. Whoopie shit!!

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 22, 2011 07:07PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> In my eyes, I am priceless.


Ditto

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Pinky Tusckerdaro ()
Date: January 22, 2011 07:24PM

ееsh Wrote:
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> Just last night Conie told me I was worth every
> penny she spent on me.
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Is Conie an Italian girl?

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 22, 2011 07:24PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I may not be worth much, but I have a heart of
> gold.


AWW...

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Vinny G. ()
Date: January 22, 2011 07:26PM

Pinky Tusckerdaro Wrote:
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> ееsh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Just last night Conie told me I was worth every
> > penny she spent on me.
> ==================================================
> ============================
>
> Is Conie an Italian girl?


yeah, why?

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Mason Jar ()
Date: January 22, 2011 07:35PM

full
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Re: how much are you worth?
Date: January 22, 2011 07:39PM

Enough.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 22, 2011 07:39PM

Mason Jar Wrote:
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> full


i use every penny i have. But some in my house don't. I find coins all over

the friggin' house. So, i started saving them in a jar. When it got full

i took them to one of those machines. I had $50!!

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Mason Jar ()
Date: January 22, 2011 07:42PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Mason Jar Wrote:
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> > full
>
>
> i use every penny i have. But some in my house
> don't. I find coins all over
>
> the friggin' house. So, i started saving them in a
> jar. When it got full
>
> i took them to one of those machines. I had $50!!


& wut did u do with the $50?

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: WUT? ()
Date: January 22, 2011 07:43PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Enough.


that's cool. Some people can't get enough.

or do you mean you're swimming in it??

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Re: how much are you worth?
Date: January 22, 2011 07:50PM

WUT? Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Enough.
>
>
> that's cool. Some people can't get enough.
>
> or do you mean you're swimming in it??


Enough to be relatively satisfied.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: udall ()
Date: January 22, 2011 08:08PM

Conie Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
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> > In my eyes, I am priceless.
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>
> You Blind Bastard!!

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 22, 2011 08:11PM

udall Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> > tomahawk Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > In my eyes, I am priceless.
> >=================================================
> =============================
> >
> > You Blind Bastard!!


cheap shot

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:21AM

you got it all wrong, all of you. THis is not based on financial success, assets, etc. It has to do more with what goes on in your head. If you have an empty head, never examine yourself and your life, never create, make an impact on the world, influence others in meaningful ways, then you are likely worth very little. A man with lots of money and assets but nothin' going on upstairs is worth very little, whereas a poor man who perhaps spends his time thinking, pondering, examining, creating, etc.....is worth much more. How thoroughly have you examined your own life? That is the question. And not just your own life, but life in general. These are the fields that determine 'worth' on the Mizo scale.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: ееsh ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:34AM

Mason Jar Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mason Jar Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > full
> >
> >
> > i use every penny i have. But some in my house
> > don't. I find coins all over
> >
> > the friggin' house. So, i started saving them in
> a
> > jar. When it got full
> >
> > i took them to one of those machines. I had
> $50!!
>
>
> & wut did u do with the $50?


She bought me for a night.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:36AM

haha impostor eesh, but I always use italics when quoting others.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:37AM

I didn't get it wrong.

And I was serious. From my point of view, I am worth more than anybody else. It's a sense of self-preservation. With the possible exception of those I love, of course, I would in most cases place myself at the top of the list of "people this world needs".

The basis for the concept of natural rights is that individuals all have self-importance, and that we live happier when we respect each others' rights.

Robert Heinlein once said that, as far as he knew, he had always been alive because he had no memory of his infancy or before, and that he would always be alive because he had no knowledge of the future. Maybe this self-centric point of view borders on solipsism, but it makes you think.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:43AM

ist thoerer a wiondow open, choaus I gjust ogot my mindo blown!!!!!

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:49AM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> I didn't get it wrong.
>
> And I was serious. From my point of view, I am
> worth more than anybody else. It's a sense of
> self-preservation. With the possible exception of
> those I love, of course, I would in most cases
> place myself at the top of the list of "people
> this world needs".
>
> The basis for the concept of natural rights is
> that individuals all have self-importance, and
> that we live happier when we respect each others'
> rights.
>
> Robert Heinlein once said that, as far as he knew,
> he had always been alive because he had no memory
> of his infancy or before, and that he would always
> be alive because he had no knowledge of the
> future. Maybe this self-centric point of view
> borders on solipsism, but it makes you think.


+100

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 23, 2011 01:24AM

I'm worth five trillion USD. Pay me one hundred billion, and I'll give you one of my shoes.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 02:31AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> I'm worth five trillion USD. Pay me one hundred
> billion, and I'll give you one of my shoes.


well thats a little stupid.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Skipper ()
Date: January 23, 2011 09:02AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> you got it all wrong, all of you. THis is not
> based on financial success, assets, etc. It has to
> do more with what goes on in your head. If you
> have an empty head, never examine yourself and
> your life, never create, make an impact on the
> world, influence others in meaningful ways, then
> you are likely worth very little. A man with lots
> of money and assets but nothin' going on upstairs
> is worth very little, whereas a poor man who
> perhaps spends his time thinking, pondering,
> examining, creating, etc.....is worth much more.
> How thoroughly have you examined your own life?
> That is the question. And not just your own life,
> but life in general. These are the fields that
> determine 'worth' on the Mizo scale.


Like I said, I guess we'll have to throw you over board.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Date: January 23, 2011 10:23AM

Thoughts are worthless unless expressed and/or put into action.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 23, 2011 10:58AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> > I'm worth five trillion USD. Pay me one hundred
> > billion, and I'll give you one of my shoes.
>
>
> well thats a little stupid.


yeah, tpl, everyone here knows you wear boots.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:13AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Thoughts are worthless unless expressed and/or put
> into action.


I don't believe that's true, necessarily. Goya painted his greatest works--the black paintings--on some plaster walls in his house in Spain--they would have been lost forever if no one had found and restored them; Franz Kafka ordered his friend and executor of his estate, Max Brod, to burn all of his works upon his death (he didn't, of course, so we have pieces like his unfinished novel The Castle, which otherwise would never have been read); and wasn't it Emily Dickinson who wrote all those unnamed, numbered poems that were only discovered after she died? So, what is expression, really? The people I just mentioned 'expressed' themselves and their thoughts, but to who (pretending for a moment that history hadn't intervened and saved their works of art for posterity)?

You're right---Albert Einstein, for example, wouldn't have mattered much in history's eyes if he had never written anything down, and we're all richer for the fact that he did---but the man himself lived a more worthwhile life just for being curious and contemplating the universe and how it works, regardless of whether or not the world ever knew about it. It's very true, there's a danger in thinking too much and not acting, but it's better to think than to go through life not paying attention at all.
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Re: how much are you worth?
Date: January 23, 2011 11:42AM

Those thoughts you mentioned were all expressed. Plenty of people were not particularly famous or respected in their lifetimes...Vermeer, Emily Dickinson and Edgar Allen Poe...but it was the fact they expressed their thoughts in painting and writing that contributed to their enduring legacies.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Carlton ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:53AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Those thoughts you mentioned were all expressed.
> Plenty of people were not particularly famous or
> respected in their lifetimes...Vermeer, Emily
> Dickinson and Edgar Allen Poe...but it was the
> fact they expressed their thoughts in painting and
> writing that contributed to their enduring
> legacies.
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Well said, also to include Socrates, Epictetus and Jesus Christ.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Settlement ()
Date: October 31, 2011 02:44PM

Never happy.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 31, 2011 02:45PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> In my eyes, I am priceless.


Like

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: barry tuggle ()
Date: October 31, 2011 05:36PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Thoughts are worthless unless expressed and/or put
> into action.


love without action is meaningless and action without love is irrelevant

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Whopdeshit ()
Date: October 31, 2011 05:40PM

Conie Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
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> > In my eyes, I am priceless.
>
>
> Like


Of course he's going to say that!!!

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: October 31, 2011 07:12PM

Far more dead than alive.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:34PM

I'm worth one in the hand and two in the bush...

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: boyah kasha ()
Date: October 31, 2011 11:15PM

negative 100k

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: October 31, 2011 11:24PM

Hard to say,,,,

What's a kidney goin for these days?

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: November 01, 2011 04:10PM

Everybody knows that the world revolves around me. You are all here just for my amusement.

Let me say thank you. I have been amused, good job.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Trencwer ()
Date: November 01, 2011 04:19PM

sumguy Wrote:
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> Everybody knows that the world revolves around me.
> You are all here just for my amusement.
>
> Let me say thank you. I have been amused, good
> job.


You're easily amused.

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Re: how much are you worth?
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 13, 2011 02:38PM

Mr. Orgasm bump

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