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How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:45AM

http://www.gordonwaynewatts.com/


There's yet another poster (GordonWayneWatts) that is whoring his blog on this site. Not only is he an AOL user, but he's a big fan of MIDI music.



Then there is his super creepy stare.
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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:48AM

dude, you just outed Gordon Wayne Watts!!

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:49AM

Misery,


Judging from his posts, he really wants people to know about his blog. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/486817/490053.html#msg-490053

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:51AM

where's Chuck Hoffman at?

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: GordonWayneWatts ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:57AM

But just remember ... it could always be worse:

http://www.WebPagesThatSuck.com/

or even:

http://webpagesthatsuck.smugmug.com/Other/Bad-Web-Design/6837311_tyvTi#662182870_PRgsA



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/22/2011 12:57AM by GordonWayneWatts.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:01AM

You're using a promotional model that's proven to fail... time, and again...

Godspeed, GordonWayneWatts... Godspeed..

GordonWayneWatts Wrote:
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> But just remember ... it could always be worse:
>
> http://www.WebPagesThatSuck.com/
>
> or even:
>
> http://webpagesthatsuck.smugmug.com/Other/Bad-Web-
> Design/6837311_tyvTi#662182870_PRgsA

Signatures are for fags

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:27AM

LOL, omg, the page sounds like a game straight from the original Nintendo.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:09PM

eesh Wrote:
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> There's yet another poster (GordonWayneWatts) that
> is whoring his blog on this site. Not only is he
> an AOL user, but he's a big fan of MIDI music.
>


dang, eesh, he should thank you for the added attention.

ps, his site does suck

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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:13PM

My iPhone won't load the page because it's not compatible with 1997.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:19PM

that's the most awesome webpage I've ever seen. I seriously dig it.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:18PM

"AKA Flash Gordon"

Really? Who calls him that besides himself?

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:29PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> "AKA Flash Gordon"
>
> Really? Who calls him that besides himself?





LOL Digging through his site reveals a whole new level of crazy. He seems really consumed with the death of Terri Schiavo.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: Way Too Broad ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:32PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that's the most awesome webpage I've ever seen. I
> seriously dig it.

Did you have your sound turned on when you visited it? Gotta love "Joy to the World" as you're reading through the Web site.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: GordonWayneWatts ()
Date: January 22, 2011 04:39PM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ----->
> >
> > There's yet another poster (GordonWayneWatts)
> that
> > is whoring his blog on this site. Not only is
> he
> > an AOL user, but he's a big fan of MIDI music.
> >
>
>
> dang, eesh, he should thank you for the added
> attention.
>
> ps, his site does suck


Hey, who said I was ungrateful? (You just need to read between the lines!)

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: GordonWayneWatts ()
Date: January 22, 2011 04:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "AKA Flash Gordon"
> >
> > Really? Who calls him that besides himself?
>
>
>
>
>
> LOL Digging through his site reveals a whole new
> level of crazy. He seems really consumed with the
> death of Terri Schiavo.

Well, I lost that case ... THIS round - but if there's a God, I'll win on appeal.

(Now, this really *would* require a miracle -including a ressurection of Terri, but re-read Matthew 25:31-46 -of the Holy Bible -and notice it says Terri was ROBBED re that food & water - no mention of feedin gtubes though.)

All joking aside, while I didn't win, the fact that I came super close to winning (I lost 4-3 split vote) *was* a miracle -as I'm neither a lawyer nor an immediate family member:

[1] In Re: GORDON WAYNE WATTS (as next friend of THERESA MARIE “TERRI†SCHIAVO), No. SC03-2420 (Fla. Feb.23, 2003), denied 4-3 on rehearing. http://www.floridasupremecourt.org/clerk/dispositions/2005/2/03-2420reh.pdf
[2] In Re: JEB BUSH, GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA, ET AL. v. MICHAEL SCHIAVO, GUARDIAN: THERESA SCHIAVO, No. SC04-925 (Fla. Oct.21, 2004), denied 7-0 on rehearing. http://www.floridasupremecourt.org/clerk/dispositions/2004/10/04-925reh.pdf
[3] Schiavo ex rel. Schindler v. Schiavo ex rel. Schiavo, 403 F.3d 1223, 2005 WL 648897 (11th Cir. Mar.23, 2005), denied 2-1 on appeal. http://www.ca11.uscourts.gov/opinions/ops/200511628.pdf
[4] Key Phrase search: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22florida+house%22+64+%22gordon+wayne+watts%22&cts=1255495265724&aq=f&oq=&aqi= and http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%22florida+house%22+64+%22gordon+wayne+watts%22&fr=yfp-t-155&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8 -- Official Campaign pages: http://GordonWayneWatts.com/Campaign.html and http://GordonWatts.com/Campaign.html

The following letter was written by Gordon Wayne Watts of Lakeland, Florida, who received a Bachelor’s degree from The Florida State University with a double major in Biological and Chemical Sciences with honors and was the valedictorian from United Electronics Institute. Watts, a non-lawyer, is best known for his lawsuit on behalf of Terri Schiavo[1], which lost 4-3 in the Florida Supreme Court, arguably doing better than even then Governor Jeb Bush’s similar suit[2] (lost: 7-0) or Terri Schiavo’s own family’s federal case[3] (lost: 2-1). Mr. Watts, who ran unsuccessfully for Dist. 64 Fla. House of Representatives[4], is a part-time political activist while he searches for a full-time job in his field.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/22/2011 04:48PM by GordonWayneWatts.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 22, 2011 04:50PM

bitchin Q&A

# Q: Why is the page so lengthy?
# A: Many if not most of the links you might click link to items already on this page, so, since the page is already loaded, it merely "jumps" to the right section, saving time and bandwidth. Plus, additional text probably raises the search engine ranking, making it easier for you to find through search engines.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 22, 2011 06:38PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> My iPhone won't load the page because it's not
> compatible with 1997.


I just had flashbacks to Erol's Internet on my 28k BOCAMODEM.



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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:43PM

CREEPSVILLE CITY FLORIDA




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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: GW! ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:02AM

eesh Wrote:
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> CREEPSVILLE CITY FLORIDA
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(Gordon with less hair)

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: GordonWayneWatts ()
Date: January 27, 2011 01:08AM

I'm front-page news & famous!

http://WebPagesThatSuck.com/dailysucker

When I fall off front page news, here's the direct link.

http://WebPagesThatSuck.com/dailysucker/2011/01/26/the-daily-sucker-examples-of-bad-web-design-for-january-26-2011

Duuude! I'm sure it was one of y'all. (Thx 4 the referral.)

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 27, 2011 04:58AM

GordonWayneWatts Wrote:
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> I'm front-page news & famous!
>
> http://WebPagesThatSuck.com/dailysucker
>
> When I fall off front page news, here's the direct
> link.
>
> http://WebPagesThatSuck.com/dailysucker/2011/01/26
> /the-daily-sucker-examples-of-bad-web-design-for-j
> anuary-26-2011
>
> Duuude! I'm sure it was one of y'all. (Thx 4 the
> referral.)


damn man, after seeing your personal video (audio appreciated) i hate silent films. it makes me think you are a cool dude. you must have been brought up right with nice folks and all. i bet your dad's cool too. whats he like? does he go fishin' 'n stuff? whats his email? i think i would like to meet your dad.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: January 27, 2011 08:30AM

While viewing Gordan Wayne Watt's video, I took my top off.
True story.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: January 27, 2011 09:16AM

Your cellphone can only record in 9-second intervals? Is it steam-powered? WTF???

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: January 27, 2011 10:27AM

FYI - This video will come in handy for the inevitable evening news features following the shooting spree.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 27, 2011 02:38PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> FYI - This video will come in handy for the
> inevitable evening news features following the
> shooting spree.




+1

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: February 06, 2011 02:55PM

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: February 06, 2011 03:42PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > where's Chuck Hoffman at?
>
> Here I am!


Where have you been I'ts been boring around here.

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Date: February 25, 2011 03:25AM

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 26, 2011 08:34PM

http://www.youtube.com/user/GordonWayneWatts#p/a

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: -- flash gordon un-signed-in ()
Date: December 01, 2011 02:51AM

eesh Wrote:
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> http://www.gordonwaynewatts.com/
>
>
> There's yet another poster (GordonWayneWatts) that
> is whoring his blog on this site. Not only is he
> an AOL user, but he's a big fan of MIDI music.
>
>
>
> Then there is his super creepy stare.

U4got 2 links: http://www.gordonwatts.com/

http://www.wh.gov/jU8

-- flash gordon un-signed-in

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 09, 2012 08:49PM

https://www.facebook.com/GordonWayneWatts?sk=wall




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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: May 09, 2012 09:10PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> I just had flashbacks to Erol's Internet on my 28k
> BOCAMODEM.


OMG Erols. That is all.

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Re: How NOT to Design your Web Site/Self-Important Blog
Posted by: Don from Sactown ()
Date: May 09, 2012 11:12PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> >
> > I just had flashbacks to Erol's Internet on my
> 28k
> > BOCAMODEM.
>
>
> OMG Erols. That is all.

Stidman just had flashbacks to that sweet Canadian pussy.

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