Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 15, 2011 12:51AM

I've noticed the past few days that Fairfax Underground has been pretty much deserted after a certain hour at night. This place used to be jumpin' late at night. It used to be me, Harry Tuttle, Alias, eesh and bloody blisters running the place after midnight. But lately........nuthin'. So this is the thread to post in late at night and into the wee hours of the morning. This is the place to be after dark. This is the late-nite buddies club. You may not post in this thread between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00am.

Welcome to Fairfax Underground After Dark. Let's keep it clean and have some fun.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 15, 2011 01:16AM

screw you guys.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 15, 2011 01:19AM

I miss bloody blisters.

seems like such a long time that he's posted here.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: January 15, 2011 01:28AM

it's not midnight here.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 15, 2011 01:29AM

welcome to Fairfax Underground After Dark, Conie. But it looks like it's just you and me. It looks like this place is dead.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 15, 2011 01:30AM

themuse Wrote:
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> it's not midnight here.

then get THE HELL OUT.

and please come back when it's midnight where you are. Thank you and god bless.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Stinkfist ()

Date: January 15, 2011 01:44AM

I'm usually on late (very). Too risky to go on this site while at work. Eesh could post a nudie tranny .gif and there would be no warning....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:02AM

Stinkfist Wrote:
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> Eesh could post a nudie
> tranny .gif and there would be no warning....

wut

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:06AM

hey eesh, themuse thinks I'm you. What did you do to her?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:09AM

one bitchin threads. the concept alone almost got the TVCD 2 stamps of approval but then our minds were changed. keep working hard there.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:09AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> What did you do to her?

Nothing. She is crazy all on her own.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:14AM

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I thought she was for real. Now I'm starting to have my doubts.....she may be a character after all.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Stinkfist ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:23AM

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> wut

Really?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:25AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:26AM

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its cool Sf, i only like to look at nudie tranny .gifs when im at home too.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Stinkfist ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:28AM

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=27893,filename=Hot_chick_surprise.gif

Was posted in the "fetish thread" by Eesh. Could care less, just don't lie about it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:32AM

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wut really

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Stinkfist ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:34AM

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Wut really really?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:35AM

im here, im queer, and im going to bed. oh and alias is my cousin and we have sexual relations. good night.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:35AM

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> Was posted in the "fetish thread" by Eesh. Could
> care less, just don't lie about it.

I didn't remember that one, I post so many gifs and pics. I'm not sure what happened in that gif, is she really a tranny? He/she doesn't look like a tranny, she has killer boobs and a feminine body and face.

To be fair though, that was in the fetish thread with other NSFW pics and topics. It isn't like that gif was posted in one of the many Sarah Palin threads or serious threads.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:35AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:37AM

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wut really^10

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:39AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Could
> > care less, just don't lie about it.
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> I didn't remember that one, I post so many gifs
> and pics. I'm not sure what happened in that gif,
> is she really a tranny? He/she doesn't look like a
> tranny, she has killer boobs and a feminine body
> and face.
>

I'm guessing it is a tranny on account of the cock.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:42AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm guessing it is a tranny on account of the
> cock.

Hermaphrodite.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 15, 2011 03:08AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> im here, im queer, and im going to bed. oh and
> alias is my cousin and we have sexual relations.
> good night.

cousins... removed a few times.
nothing untoward going on.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 15, 2011 04:33AM

definitely a tranny... I'm kind of an expert on this subject..

Hay guis1 I'km in the vlub now! And' im eating!

Anyone still here?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: fuck your precepts ()

Date: January 15, 2011 06:36AM

6:36am

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: T2T ()

Date: January 15, 2011 08:01AM

Blame it on Ambien. We're all in need of more sleep. The doctors have provided prescriptions so we're now able to sleep. No more need to stay up past midnight. If I'm up and posting after midnight, it's because I have a boatload of crap on my mind and sleeping during those moments, just isn't my thing.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: sad ()

Date: January 15, 2011 08:22AM

Stinkfist Wrote:
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> Too risky to go on this site while at work. Eesh could post a nudie
> tranny .gif and there would be no warning....

Unfortunate and true

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hmmmm ()

Date: January 15, 2011 11:03AM

So what happens if we post after 6 a.m.??!!??! :D

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: itchy ()

Date: January 15, 2011 11:15AM

Blame it on sex, some of us are finally getting laid.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 15, 2011 01:00PM

i found a flaw in this thread. wouldnt after dark be daylight?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Drrty ()

Date: January 15, 2011 01:31PM

Oh snap! Blisters is right!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:06PM

Drrty Wrote:
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> Oh snap! Blisters is right!

Not really.

It's just that "After It Gets Dark" is just too long

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 15, 2011 02:14PM

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> It's just that "After It Gets Dark" is just too
> long

you're stupid. after dark is daylight. if you are so worried about the length, why not just say dark? cant get much short than a one syllable word. i dont know why i bother arguing with a "woman" that probably thinks dark is a two syllable word anyway.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 15, 2011 03:18PM

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> > It's just that "After It Gets Dark" is just too
> > long
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> you're stupid. after dark is daylight. if you are
> so worried about the length, why not just say
> dark? cant get much short than a one syllable
> word. i dont know why i bother arguing with a
> "woman" that probably thinks dark is a two
> syllable word anyway.

I'm not worried about the length.

I'll take any length right now.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 15, 2011 03:55PM

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> > > Not really.
> > >
> > > It's just that "After It Gets Dark" is just
> too
> > > long
> >
> >
> > you're stupid. after dark is daylight. if you
> are
> > so worried about the length, why not just say
> > dark? cant get much short than a one syllable
> > word. i dont know why i bother arguing with a
> > "woman" that probably thinks dark is a two
> > syllable word anyway.
>
>
> I'm not worried about the length.
>
> I'll take any length right now.

conie, please take your length/width/circumference fantasies somewhere else.
stay away from my cousin, you tart.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *Fist-Pro* ()

Date: January 15, 2011 05:09PM

NOT a tranny.

REAL men don't have to bend over to see their
cocks, because they hang off the front of us.

DEFINITELY NOT real !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 16, 2011 01:08AM

I'll frogrive the afact that you guise broke the goldenl rule of Fairofaxo Undeorgiound Afterr Dark Club by oposting after 5am; just thios ione time

sooooooooooool, bud dbud buddieys!!!! It'ls 1am and it's a Satiordayo Night! WHoere my dog s at???'

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 16, 2011 01:15AM

wherle's everoybody at??? The club is opoen

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 16, 2011 01:50AM

come ono, lets' paroity!!!!!!!!!.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 16, 2011 02:06AM

fwehree my dbuddious at????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 16, 2011 02:11AM

mr. misery,

bloody blisters and i are here.
we are being discreet.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:00AM

OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:05AM

Dim the lights, bitches...

It's about to get weird up in here...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:06AM

AWWWWWWWWWW, YEAHHHHHHHH, boi!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOTS A NICE APARTMENT IN A SOMEWHAT GHETTO PART O' TOWN REPRESENTIN'!!!!!!! It's after hous, yalll!!!!!!

Let's have soeme fun and keolp it vclean, guise!!!!!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:06AM

I must say, y'all...

Jane2 is so OBVIOUSLY eesh.....

Whaddaya say?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:07AM

excuse me, where's the ladies room?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:08AM

what about NicoleH.......What every haplened to her, guise????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:08AM

Miz is all pioellled out! I'mma 'bout to take some concentrated doses of POISOOONNN!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:11AM

Ladies....

Please address all of your biological functions in the designated "Ladies'" area..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:13AM

Hold on, yo... my celly is blowin' up...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:13AM

awwww, shit, Tuttles. You gon' catch a STP or sumpin'!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:16AM

I got a faever.....and the only scure is PARTY AT GROUDNO ZEORO!!!!

party hearvty, my brohamds!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:20AM

hayu themsue! I wannta be yours STFD@!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:20AM

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> excuse me, where's the ladies room?

follow me, muse.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:21AM

My cellie was blowin'up b'cause my girly broke up with me!

I've got crocodile tears on my pillow, y'all!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:22AM

Yeah, eesh...

Your pet-peeve is truly inconsequential!

Alias Wrote:
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> > > visited a Barnes and Noble?
> >
> >
> > LOL HAHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> >
> > Granted, I'm not a British Doctor in Virginia,
> or
> > a high powered attorney like ITRADE, or upper
> > management at a homeless shelter like themuse
> > claimed, but I have been to a few places Harry
> > Tuttle. Being the no life loser that I am,
> > whenever I have gone TDY, I kill my free time
> at
> > places like Barnes and Noble, they are all the
> > same, it's like a Mcdonalds or Wal Mart for
> books
> > and magazines.
> >
> >
> >
> > > In all honesty, what does it matter if people
> > sit
> > > and read through a book? They have chairs and
> > > cafes for a reason...
> >
> >
> > Yes, and they weren't meant to be populated by
> > indigents that have no intention of buying the
> > books and magazines they thumb through.
>
>
> i do this all the time. i read for free.
> after first buying a cup of cool coffee.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:28AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> My cellie was blowin'up b'cause my girly broke up
> with me!
>
> I've got crocodile tears on my pillow, y'all!

"weepin' & wailing just like a willow, tossin' an' turnin' on my tear-stained pillow........"

this bud's for you Harle-Beaor:

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Spots Latrine ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:29AM

HAHA TUTTLE !
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOUR CELL MATE WAS TAKING A CRUCIAL SHIT,
LIKE YOU WERE POSTING STRAIGHT FROM CELL BLOCK D OR SOMETHIN'.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:32AM

Misz,
I'm just yankin'yer chain, y'all... My girlfriend didn't breakup with me! I don't even have one!

BSL...

What you said is way funnier than what I said.1

Stick around, won't you!?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:39AM

Where'd themuse go? Oh... wait... I know what she's doing...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:41AM

Harry.....
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:48AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > > > LOL... in how many different cities have
> you
> > > > visited a Barnes and Noble?
> > >
> > >
> > > LOL HAHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> > >
> > > Granted, I'm not a British Doctor in
> Virginia,
> > or
> > > a high powered attorney like ITRADE, or upper
> > > management at a homeless shelter like themuse
> > > claimed, but I have been to a few places
> Harry
> > > Tuttle. Being the no life loser that I am,
> > > whenever I have gone TDY, I kill my free time
> > at
> > > places like Barnes and Noble, they are all
> the
> > > same, it's like a Mcdonalds or Wal Mart for
> > books
> > > and magazines.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > In all honesty, what does it matter if
> people
> > > sit
> > > > and read through a book? They have chairs
> and
> > > > cafes for a reason...
> > >
> > >
> > > Yes, and they weren't meant to be populated
> by
> > > indigents that have no intention of buying
> the
> > > books and magazines they thumb through.
> >
> >
> > i do this all the time. i read for free.
> > after first buying a cup of cool coffee.

sometimes i steal godiva chocolates and little books about love.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:51AM

eesh told me via pm that he had an urge to cram a mag-lite up my "rectum"....

That's weird, y'all...

Who does that?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:52AM

I've never been sodomized with a flashlight before.... that would be a totally new touch for me...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:55AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> eesh told me via pm that he had an urge to cram a
> mag-lite up my "rectum"....
>
>
> That's weird, y'all...
>
> Who does that?

Harry Tuttle told me via pm that he wants to give head to someone with AIDS so he knows what it tastes like...

That's weird, y'all...

Who does that?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:56AM

Harry Tuttle....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 12:59AM

POSSIBLY NSFW Y'ALL....

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> > mag-lite up my "rectum"....
> >
> >
> > That's weird, y'all...
> >
> > Who does that?
>
>
> Harry Tuttle told me via pm that he wants to give
> head to someone with AIDS so he knows what it
> tastes like...
>
> That's weird, y'all...
>
> Who does that?

Possibly NSFW Y'all...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:01AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> eesh told me via pm that he had an urge to cram a
> mag-lite up my "rectum"....
>
>
> That's weird, y'all...
>
> Who does that?

apparently, eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:02AM

Apparently, Harry Tuttle...

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle told me via pm that he wants to give
> head to someone with AIDS so he knows what it
> tastes like...
>
> That's weird, y'all...
>
> Who does that?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:05AM

Alias.. You are the Funktion of my love.... (Third Jimmy Edgar track in tha thred)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:06AM

Prosper Morgan, hot or not?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:07AM

Not so hot... Not diggin' the botox lips...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:08AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Apparently, Harry Tuttle...
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> give
> > head to someone with AIDS so he knows what it
> > tastes like...
> >
> > That's weird, y'all...
> >
> > Who does that?

apparently.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *MR. LAZY* ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:10AM

I'M MAKING HASH BROWNS IN A TOASTER YA'LL !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:11AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Not so hot... Not diggin' the botox lips...
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:17AM

Are we fgoin to let leeash have the wlasr word!? I say, "hrll no!"...

I't snor siz oxclock yet! this pastry an't over1

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:26AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Alias.. You are the Funktion of my love.... (Third
> Jimmy Edgar track in tha thred)

Harry, take me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 17, 2011 01:28AM

You wanna go to my PM box? I have one right across the street....

P.S. I am your cousin's uncle....

P.P.S. I told you it would get weird up in heeerrree!

Alias Wrote:
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> Harry, take me.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 17, 2011 02:34AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You wanna go to my PM box? I have one right across
> the street....
>
> P.S. I am your cousin's uncle....
>
> P.P.S. I told you it would get weird up in
> heeerrree!
>
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry, take me.

my cousin's uncle was very good looking.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 17, 2011 02:40AM

the blackl people above me asre STILL being LOUD. I can'tls sleopo, y'all.'

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 17, 2011 02:58AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> the blackl people above me asre STILL being LOUD.
> I can'tls sleopo, y'all.'

i thought of a clever retort... but i forgot.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *African Booty Scratcher* ()

Date: January 17, 2011 02:59AM

IT IS NO SURPRISE !
BLACKS ARE SOME OF THE MOST INCONSIDERATE PEOPLE TO HAVE AS NEIGHBORS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 17, 2011 03:26AM

*African Booty Scratcher* Wrote:
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> IT IS NO SURPRISE !
> BLACKS ARE SOME OF THE MOST INCONSIDERATE PEOPLE
> TO HAVE AS NEIGHBORS.

you know, I nekver considered mysself a rascits in the least, but living in close procximity to plback people really seems to bring it oiut in me. I gotta sayo.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *Malcolm X in the middle* ()

Date: January 17, 2011 03:31AM

KILL THEM... WITH KINDNESS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 19, 2011 01:43AM

Hay Miz.... What's the status on those black neighbors, ya fuckin' honky racist?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 19, 2011 11:35PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hay Miz.... What's the status on those black
> neighbors, ya fuckin' honky racist?

I may have some racism in me, Harry (I think everyone does), but I am definitely not a honky. I am not white. I am not black. What am I? I'll never tell........tee-hee.........

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 19, 2011 11:44PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hay Miz.... What's the status on those black
> > neighbors, ya fuckin' honky racist?
>
>
> I may have some racism in me, Harry (I think
> everyone does), but I am definitely not a honky. I
> am not white. I am not black. What am I? I'll
> never tell........tee-hee.........

What are you Miz? are you Puerto Rican? Are you Bolivian? Are you Peruvian?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 19, 2011 11:55PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hay Miz.... What's the status on those black
> > > neighbors, ya fuckin' honky racist?
> >
> >
> > I may have some racism in me, Harry (I think
> > everyone does), but I am definitely not a honky.
> I
> > am not white. I am not black. What am I? I'll
> > never tell........tee-hee.........
>
>
> What are you Miz? are you Puerto Rican? Are you
> Bolivian? Are you Peruvian?

I am more than one thing.........that's all I'll say.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 19, 2011 11:57PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hay Miz.... What's the status on those
> black
> > > > neighbors, ya fuckin' honky racist?
> > >
> > >
> > > I may have some racism in me, Harry (I think
> > > everyone does), but I am definitely not a
> honky.
> > I
> > > am not white. I am not black. What am I? I'll
> > > never tell........tee-hee.........
> >
> >
> > What are you Miz? are you Puerto Rican? Are you
> > Bolivian? Are you Peruvian?
>
>
> I am more than one thing.........that's all I'll
> say.

Are you half african/american and half mexican?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 20, 2011 12:12AM

.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 20, 2011 12:20AM

Are you a Spic Miz?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 20, 2011 12:22AM

Conie Wrote:
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> Are you a Spic Miz?

HEY!!!!!!!!!

whattsamattawityou

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 20, 2011 12:23AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Are you a Spic Miz?
>
>
> HEY!!!!!!!!!
>
> whattsamattawityou

WUT?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: gaVel ()

Date: January 20, 2011 12:26AM

*MR. LAZY* Wrote:
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> I'M MAKING HASH BROWNS IN A TOASTER YA'LL !

+ 6.9

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:22AM

Club's open, guise. Where's everybody at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:23AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Club's open, guise. Where's everybody at?

i'M HERE mIZ

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:25AM

hi Coner

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:26AM

what do you say we start a new page.......

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:26AM

............starting NOW!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:33AM

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ............starting NOW!

yOU GUYS STAY UP REALLY LATE...LIKE 4AM
i CAN'T DO THAT.i HAVE SHIT TO DO TOMORROW.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:38AM

what are you so upset about, Coner? And why did you call me a Spic, and retarded?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:39AM

i am here. just finished getting some model cement out of my pubic hair.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2011 12:39AM by Brown Eye Blind.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:40AM

I have glitter in my eyebrows, dood.

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> i am here. just finished getting some model cement
> out of my pubic hair.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:45AM

watch out for da glitta. it can clog da pores.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:49AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> i am here. just finished getting some model cement
> out of my pubic hair.

peanut butter works wonders.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:51AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I have glitter in my eyebrows, dood.

fancyian' stippers is hard work at times.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:53AM

I just ate a really bad hotdog. Here's a pointer, guise: Never be thrifty when it comes to 'dogs.......a bad hotdog is just awful......especially when you eat it with a bad bun. I got bad hotdogs and bad buns. Lesson of the night: you get what you pay for when it comes to 'dogs and buns.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:53AM

i just used some wd40. i use it for everything. best cleaner and stain remover on the market. now I smell all industrial - like a tool and dye maker.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:54AM

Never scrimp on toilet papes either, buddy....

I've always loved the smell of the UUD-40...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:55AM

I love UB40

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:55AM

not really

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:55AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> i just used some wd40. i use it for everything.
> best cleaner and stain remover on the market. now
> I smell all industrial - like a tool and dye
> maker.

WD40 is the best!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:56AM

no conie-fer, you are the best. grrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:57AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I just ate a really bad hotdog. Here's a pointer,
> guise: Never be thrifty when it comes to
> 'dogs.......a bad hotdog is just
> awful......especially when you eat it with a bad
> bun. I got bad hotdogs and bad buns. Lesson of the
> night: you get what you pay for when it comes to
> 'dogs and buns.

+1

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 12:57AM

Aswad is better

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 21, 2011 01:24AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I love UB40

i was gonna say.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 21, 2011 01:38AM

nkoma a gogo was a good UB40 track mrbra

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 01:40AM

guess what.........I just had another kernel panic. What should I do, guise?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 21, 2011 01:40AM

draw a comic

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 21, 2011 01:42AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> draw a comic

mos def

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 01:52AM

the blacks are being extra loud tonight.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 01:56AM

hey buddies, check out the tunes in my Bim Skala Bim thread.....lemme no what you thingk

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 21, 2011 01:58AM

I'll leyyu no in like 1.5 hrs ok buddy? great...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hey buddies, check out the tunes in my Bim Skala
> Bim thread.....lemme no what you thingk

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 21, 2011 01:59AM

I'm sober as a judge, Hare-Bear...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 21, 2011 02:31AM

I'm sorry to hear that... (I heard it because I read out-loud... That's how I read, y'all)...

I'm sober too, buddy...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 21, 2011 04:17AM

so mizo goes to bed like 2ish? and he created a during dark thread? thats like 10 packets of Mott's weaksauce right there.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 21, 2011 04:19AM

It's becuase he's "sober" now... He goes to bed at Grandma time..

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 21, 2011 04:22AM

My Winnie Cooper died...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 22, 2011 12:21AM

After Dark Club open for business, guise.

Don't think anyone's gonna show up tonight. Feels really dead in here.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 22, 2011 12:31AM

where's everybody at

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 22, 2011 12:37AM

What's that in your belly button?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 22, 2011 12:46AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 22, 2011 12:53AM

it's a cold night in the ghetto.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 22, 2011 12:59AM

It is dead. The universal solvent of human technology, encompassed only by the foresight of the human mind. For eons, the denizens of this earthly realm have been plagued by the onslought of crass underbelly of the granite masquerade and its gossamer robe. Tragically, this phenomenon is not exclusive to the lambigoidal region of the Prime Meridian. Eat, sleep, and be Mary, y'guise...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 22, 2011 12:59AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 22, 2011 01:00AM

just doesn't feel like a Friday night, does it Harry?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 22, 2011 01:02AM

Shurfine rice, buddday...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 22, 2011 01:04AM

think I'll make myself some nooodles

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 22, 2011 01:05AM

Bongiorno budddaaayy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 22, 2011 01:05AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> It is dead. The universal solvent of human
> technology, encompassed only by the foresight of
> the human mind. For eons, the denizens of this
> earthly realm have been plagued by the onslought
> of crass underbelly of the granite masquerade and
> its gossamer robe. Tragically, this phenomenon is
> not exclusive to the lambigoidal region of the
> Prime Meridian. Eat, sleep, and be Mary,
> y'guise...

Is this part of the Tuttle Manifesto? It feels like the writings of a serial killer or Unabomber copycat.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: King Tutt ()

Date: January 22, 2011 01:21AM

All Hail King Tutt

file.php?40,file=28477,filename=main.jpg

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 22, 2011 01:25AM

had the noodels. THey were a'ight.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 22, 2011 01:48AM

g'night guise.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: January 22, 2011 03:02AM

it's finally midnight here. losers.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:34AM

Cblubs' oPen......wheroe's everyodboydy at???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:34AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Cblubs' oPen......wheroe's everyodboydy at???

right cheer mizo right cheer

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:35AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Cblubs' oPen......wheroe's everyodboydy at???

Here Miz!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:37AM

I feel Alias' presence. My neck hairs are standing up.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:38AM

who wantos to tread the minutes oif ofur last meating?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:39AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I feel Alias' presence. My neck hairs are standing
> up.

i feel it too, but it isnt my neck hairs that are standing up.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:39AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> who wantos to tread the minutes oif ofur last
> meating?

fuck that shit, i hate bagels

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:40AM

ladioas and genkltolemoan, bb has the folooor

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:42AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ladioas and genkltolemoan, bb has the folooor

im lactose intolerant but you dont see me crying. i also have an unnatural fear of bread and being alone.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:44AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I feel Alias' presence. My neck hairs are
> standing
> > up.
>
>
> i feel it too, but it isnt my neck hairs that are
> standing up.

Lol

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐµÐµsh ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:44AM

I'm watching porn in my hot tub Miz. What you doing, bra?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:44AM

im going to go introduce my mouth to some drugs. the foloor is opne

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:45AM

eating hotdogios

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:45AM

drugs fori everiobrybody!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 23, 2011 12:47AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐµÐµsh ()

Date: January 23, 2011 01:43AM

Conie Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I feel Alias' presence. My neck hairs are
> > standing
> > > up.
> >
> >
> > i feel it too, but it isnt my neck hairs that
> are
> > standing up.
>
> Lol

Conie, I'm standing up for you, baaaabee.

IMPOSTOR ACCOUNT WITH CYRILLIC CHARACTERS

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 02:10AM

i went tio sleeop but I'm back now, the blacks upstaoirs woke me upl, wyall

thanks bnlacks

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 23, 2011 02:30AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> i went tio sleeop but I'm back now, the blacks
> upstaoirs woke me upl, wyall
>
>
> thanks bnlacks

the scary part about this story is that there is no upstairs.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐµÐµsh ()

Date: January 23, 2011 02:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> i went tio sleeop but I'm back now, the blacks
> upstaoirs woke me upl, wyall
>
>
> thanks bnlacks

I try to sleep but I keep thinking about Alias.

Send those bnlacks over here.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 23, 2011 02:35AM

i have 3 pairs of shoes so shut the fuck up.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 23, 2011 02:37AM

please refrain from touching my bassets

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐµÐµsh ()

Date: January 23, 2011 02:45AM

can i touch your bagel?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Imposter ()

Date: January 23, 2011 09:10AM

ÐµÐµsh Wrote:
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> can i touch your bagel?

Imposter eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 23, 2011 03:29PM

FUUIUU, impostor eesh is infinitely more funny than eesh original.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Billycrackcorn ()

Date: January 23, 2011 03:39PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> . This place used to be
> jumpin' late at night. It used to be me, Harry
> Tuttle, Alias, eesh and bloody blisters running
> the place after midnight.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Like entrusting the crew of the SS Minnow to navigate a crude oil barge through the Panama Canal.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: HÐ°rry Tuttle ()

Date: January 23, 2011 03:40PM

King Tutt is obviously eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Imposter ()

Date: January 23, 2011 04:11PM

HÐ°rry Tuttle Wrote:
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> King Tutt is obviously eesh.

Imposter Harry Tuttle

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 23, 2011 04:18PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> FUUIUU, impostor eesh is infinitely more funny
> than eesh original.

I agree with you, Harry. I hope we hear more from this fellow.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: 6X ()

Date: January 23, 2011 04:32PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FUUIUU, impostor eesh is infinitely more funny
> > than eesh original.
>
> I agree with you, Harry. I hope we hear more from
> this fellow.

That's two too many eeshes for me.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Genuflect ()

Date: January 23, 2011 07:49PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> think I'll make myself some nooodles

================================================================================
Beep, Beep, Looser status officially confirmed.......

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:39PM

Genuflect Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > think I'll make myself some nooodles
>
>
> ==================================================
> ==============================
> Beep, Beep, Looser status officially
> confirmed.......

what the fuck's wrong with noodles, you smarmy sonofabitch?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:40PM

DOOD! Is the rumour true!? Is the FUAD thread open 20 minutes early twonite!?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> what the fuck's wrong with noodles, you smarmy
> sonofabitch?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:42PM

HAOY MIUZO! SWOULD I WACTH THE BICYOYCLE THEIRF TONIGTHE!> OR SHODUL I SAVSE ISTF FOR ANOTUHER NIGTREW!?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:44PM

FUAD IS open 20 minutes early, because I have to go to bed soon. SO let's get it on..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:44PM

who wants to read the minutes?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:45PM

Hear ye hear ye. and over the fruited plains... I'm strong to the finish when I eat my spinache... from sea to shining sea.

Amen

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> who wants to read the minutes?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:46PM

Why you going to bed early, brew? You gotta stay up and chill with your brewhams...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:49PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why you going to bed early, brew? You gotta stay
> up and chill with your brewhams...

I gots to get up by 1pm tomorrow......way early.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:53PM

OWL OH OWL!

That's funny dood.... Gud four yiou man...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:53PM

Hey I heard the blacks below me screaming real loud and fighting.... Then they got quiet... I wonder if they killed each other?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:55PM

Whatever happened to the ammonia smell?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 23, 2011 11:56PM

the blacks above me have been suspiciously quiet tonight. What should I do?

I actually took the plunger and knocked against the ceiling last night. I'm officially an old lady, guise. It was only 12:30am.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:00AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Whatever happened to the ammonia smell?

Went away... maybe I experience olfactory accommodation... I don't think I'll ever know for shur...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I actually took the plunger and knocked against
> the ceiling last night. I'm officially an old
> lady, guise. It was only 12:30am.

LOOOOL! I stomped real hard on my floor with the heel of my foot... It rattled the hole billding yawl

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:13AM

you ever think how weird it is.......that most of us live stacked on top of each other, with just a thin layer of drywall between us......it's unsettling.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐµÐµsh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:16AM

Miz, does Tuttle live in your building?

He's a black, you know.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:17AM

It's kinda neet... We're so helplessly dependent on one another... it's beautiful...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:18AM

Hey imposter eesh, odd question, do you use a Macintosh?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:18AM

FONE-eesh!

ÐµÐµsh Wrote:
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> Miz, does Tuttle live in your building?
>
> He's a black, you know.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:27AM

Mizo gone sleepin'?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:34AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Mizo gone sleepin'?

not yet, broham. I'm eating Cheez-Its right now.

what did you do today, guise? I painted three paintings. I hope they're dry by tomorrow.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:35AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> what did you do today, guise? I painted three
> paintings. I hope they're dry by tomorrow.

Nothing really, watched Machete on iTunes. Pretty funny film.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:37AM

I've been meaning to watch that... Did you watch Predators? How did that turn out?

eesh Wrote:
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> Nothing really, watched Machete on iTunes. Pretty
> funny film.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:39AM

Predators was AWESOME.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:41AM

I caught the original 1932 Scarface on TCM the other night. I still haven't seen the Al Pacino Scarface. I hear it's massively overrated. Brian de Palma is not a great director.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:41AM

Thought so...

If anyone could do it, it would be Robby Rod...

Guess I better go download those two movies illegally...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:42AM

I watched the Star Trek re-boot today... It was way better than I thought it'd be...

For the record, I'm not a "Trekkie"....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:43AM

Harry, how can you watch a movie on your computer? I need a big screen, an easy chair, a pespi, and some opopcorm to fully enjoy a good movie

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:43AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I caught the original 1932 Scarface on TCM the
> other night. I still haven't seen the Al Pacino
> Scarface. I hear it's massively overrated. Brian
> de Palma is not a great director.

Scarface with Al Pacino is a classic. Most anything with Pacino is excellent.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:44AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I watched the Star Trek re-boot today... It was
> way better than I thought it'd be...
>
> For the record, I'm not a "Trekkie"....

BLAH! Star Trek re-boot was stupid.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:46AM

My TV lets me stream video to it... I download it on the computer and watch it on the Telly....

'spretty cool

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry, how can you watch a movie on your computer?
> I need a big screen, an easy chair, a pespi, and
> some opopcorm to fully enjoy a good movie

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:46AM

Did you ever see "Angels in America"?

I thought that was pretty excellent... for a fag it movie anyway...

eesh Wrote:
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> Scarface with Al Pacino is a classic. Most
> anything with Pacino is excellent.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:47AM

eesh, did you watch the Star Trek series?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:47AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Did you ever see "Angels in America"?
>
> I thought that was pretty excellent... for a fag
> it movie anyway...

No. You ever watch The L Word?

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2011 12:47AM by eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:48AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> eesh, did you watch the Star Trek series?

Yes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:48AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> My TV lets me stream video to it... I download it
> on the computer and watch it on the Telly....
>
> 'spretty cool
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry, how can you watch a movie on your
> computer?
> > I need a big screen, an easy chair, a pespi,
> and
> > some opopcorm to fully enjoy a good movie

how do you do it? Is it 'spensive?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:49AM

No....

But Pacino plays a self-loathing fag, dying of AIDS in Angels in America...

It's worth a watch... definitely better than Star Trek re-boot...

eesh Wrote:
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> No. You ever watch The L Word?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:50AM

Oh. You should watch The L Word, if anything for the lulz.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:51AM

Not really... My TV has the technology built in... it just needs to be connected to your home network (it uses wifi too)... but, if yours doesn't, you can accomplish the same thing with a PS3...

Or, if you want to schlep your gear around, you can just plug your computer's output directly into the TV's input...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> how do you do it? Is it 'spensive?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:52AM

Can you believe that Pacino is fucking 71 years old?

I'll probably cry when he dies...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:52AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Not really... My TV has the technology built in...
> it just needs to be connected to your home network
> (it uses wifi too)... but, if yours doesn't, you
> can accomplish the same thing with a PS3...
>
> Or, if you want to schlep your gear around, you
> can just plug your computer's output directly into
> the TV's input...
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > how do you do it? Is it 'spensive?

ah, so
Attachments:

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:53AM

Mr. Mysteries, reporting for doodie...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 12:53AM

I'm going to be really sad when Christopher Walken dies. I just watched King of New York a couple of weeks ago, one of his best performances.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:01AM

hay goys, serious question:

how long does food need to be laying out of the refrigerator before you give up on it and throw it out?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:03AM

I give it a day or two

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:04AM

Ha! really?

If you left chicken wings sitting on your table before you went to sleep, you'd eat'em for breakfast the next morning?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:05AM

as long as I got up before 3pm, sure

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:06AM

or call it penicillin and take your medicine.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:07AM

what time did you go to bed in this exercise?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> as long as I got up before 3pm, sure

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:07AM

Oh great, the Whore of Babylon is stirring about.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:08AM

hey, themuse, where's the coat check?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:10AM

weell, I got to bo go sleeep, guise. I'll turn the floor over to Harry Tuttle.

Harry, the lfoor is yous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐµÐµsh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:12AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hey imposter eesh, odd question, do you use a
> Macintosh?

That's a rather personal question.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:16AM

I can't handle the pressure... I have social anxiety... I have forgotten my keys....

I'm not a great MC (move the crowd)...

I
',m listneing to bee vs. moth...

's[reetty cool...

hey muse, you got any peche left? I just bought some, wanna drinkn it together?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:17AM

Hey imposter eesh, click here: http://www.whatismyip.com/

I think you'll find it is XX.XXX.254.212

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:19AM

You've gotten serious about this whole internets thing, haven't you, eesh?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:20AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You've gotten serious about this whole internets
> thing, haven't you, eesh?

Not as much as someone that reports my mudkips.

ROFFLES!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:22AM

Ha! That's funny... I reported the shit out of that mudkips!

eesh Wrote:
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> Not as much as someone that reports my mudkips.
>
>
>
> ROFFLES!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:23AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ha! That's funny... I reported the shit out of
> that mudkips!

You've gotten serious about this whole internets thing, haven't you, Harry?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:25AM

I want to say, "No, not really..." ...

Can I say, "No, not really..."? Or do I have to try to take a swing back at you?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:26AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I want to say, "No, not really..." ...

Likewise.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:27AM

The plot thickens...

eesh Wrote:
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> Likewise.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:28AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> The plot thickens...

It's about to get all Machiavellian up in here.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:28AM

Indubitably.

eesh Wrote:
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> It's about to get all Machiavellian up in here.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:30AM

Harry's posts are such balderdash.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *Balls* ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:36AM

I DON'T THINK THAT GOES VERY WELL WITH VODKA.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 24, 2011 01:37AM

themuse Wrote:
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> or call it penicillin and take your medicine.

or, do what i once did, and throw two pounds of rancid chopped meat off the roof of your apartment building.

just hope it doesn't land on the tiny patio of a NYPD detective who was, at the time, working under cover, in the mob.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 11:39PM

it's time for jangalang

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 24, 2011 11:44PM

Naked Lunch Movie was a good moovie, ddoood.

I liked the mugwamps phalli...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 24, 2011 11:45PM

Anyone seen Pi? What a weird and pretentious movie.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 24, 2011 11:47PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Naked Lunch Movie was a good moovie, ddoood.
>
> I liked the mugwamps phalli...

check out Dead Ringers. And Crash (the David Cronenberg movie, not the terrible one from a few years ago). Creep city.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:05AM

I'm eating turkey luncheon meats.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:08AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:17AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐµÐµsh ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:19AM

Look what Conie did to me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:21AM

begone, fake eesh

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: AliaÑ• ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:27AM

I wish Eesh would give me a hickey. I'm up for grabs ever since my husband and I became estranged.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:33AM

get out of my club, you cad.

where's the real Alias at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐµÐµsh ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:34AM

Alias, I would love to give more than just a hickey, if you know what I mean.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:35AM

get. out.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 25, 2011 12:45AM

Here I am, Mr. Misery.
I see someone discovered my password.
It's been changed.

So, what's happening tonight?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 25, 2011 01:37AM

Where is everyone?

Don't tell me eesh got drunk again?

Who drove him home this time?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 25, 2011 03:39AM

I'm drunk'n high y'all....

I'ma chekout those vids when i feel so inclined...

what's y'all up to?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 25, 2011 03:53AM

I'm updating my address book.

And, I'm eating hummus.

Harry, you don't sound like Harry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: schleppy ()

Date: January 25, 2011 04:12AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I'm updating my address book.
>
> And, I'm eating hummus.
>
> Harry, you don't sound like Harry.

I remember this one time when Harry Tuttle began to perform a fascinating analysis in which he burned a feather and then burned a piece of meat. He then admitted that he had been taking experimental growth serum, which made his fingers appear to be long and freakish. Suddenly a man with a devilish look on his face appeared in Harry's window, and he prepared for him a delicious meal of beans with ham.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: wally pip ()

Date: January 25, 2011 04:15AM

I watched a Humphrey Bogart movie called "Dead Reckoning" on Antenna TV
give it 2 1/2 stars 3 if you'r a Bogart fan

Anyone seen that Bogart movie "Dr. Clitoris"?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 25, 2011 04:22AM

schleppy Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm updating my address book.
> >
> > And, I'm eating hummus.
> >
> > Harry, you don't sound like Harry.
>
>
> I remember this one time when Harry Tuttle began
> to perform a fascinating analysis in which he
> burned a feather and then burned a piece of meat.
> He then admitted that he had been taking
> experimental growth serum, which made his fingers
> appear to be long and freakish. Suddenly a man
> with a devilish look on his face appeared in
> Harry's window, and he prepared for him a
> delicious meal of beans with ham.

I once dreamed that a man cut my bedroom in half, and as part of my room was floating away, the man appeared and ordered me to eat beans.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 25, 2011 11:59PM

FUAD opens in one minute, folks. Let's get ready for rocksteady....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:01AM

FUAD?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:08AM

Club is open. Where's everybody at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:12AM

the blacks are making a LOT of noise tonight....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:15AM

pachinko parlour

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *FU SuggestionBot* ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:16AM

'Mr. Misery' wrote :
-----------------------------------------
> "the blacks are making a LOT of noise tonight...."

I SUGGEST YOU THROW A BASKETBALL DOWN THE STREET.
THEY ARE SURE TO CHASE IT.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:31AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Club is open. Where's everybody at??

I'm here, Mr. Misery.

If eesh shows up, I'm leaving.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:34AM

Alias, what tdid you have for didnner tongiht?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:43AM

potato chips.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:45AM

what kkoind?/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:55AM

Ruffles have ridges, Mr. Misery.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 26, 2011 12:56AM

ah, so.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 27, 2011 12:10AM

Club's open for bidness, guise. Where's everybody at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 27, 2011 12:17AM

tonight's selection of TSPO

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 27, 2011 12:22AM

where my buddies at

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 27, 2011 12:24AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 27, 2011 12:26AM

Mr. Misery, let's dance.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 27, 2011 12:31AM

let's

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 27, 2011 12:53AM

well, I tried. Club's closed for tonight, folks.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 27, 2011 12:57AM

g'night, guise.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 27, 2011 12:59AM

good night, Mr. Misery.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 27, 2011 05:06AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> well, I tried. Club's closed for tonight, folks.

sorry doods, i was boning my grillfriend

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 27, 2011 05:11AM

DONT"E GOE!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 27, 2011 05:55AM

whodon go?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 27, 2011 05:56AM

she is still trying to kill me man.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 28, 2011 12:08AM

Open for bid'ness.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 28, 2011 12:28AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 28, 2011 12:39AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>

could you turn up the volume?

thanks

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 28, 2011 12:56AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> >
>
>
> could you turn up the volume?
>
> thanks

you don't like Japanese people playing instruments?

maybe you'll like this one better---the moon is beautiful---the sun, even more beautiful....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 28, 2011 01:13AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> >
> >
> > could you turn up the volume?
> >
> > thanks
>
> you don't like Japanese people playing
> instruments?
>
> maybe you'll like this one better---the moon is
> beautiful---the sun, even more beautiful....
>
>

that's much better... thank you.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 28, 2011 03:13AM

am itoo late for teh prty?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 28, 2011 03:55AM

I hope nawt!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: old fart ()

Date: January 28, 2011 04:24AM

Saw this movie called "Middle of the Night" Frederic March falls in love with the beautiful Kim Novak, 30 years his junior, on Antenna TV
Reminded me of this gal I met in bar much younger than I. She would have killed me. I'm not allowed to use the blue pill. Still she had nice eyes.

Also saw the latest Sherlock Holmes movie with Robert Downey. Give me Jeremy Britt over that noise festival anyday.

I can't eat popcorn no more. Gives me reflux. thank god I can still eat the double cheeseburgers at the Burger King

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 28, 2011 05:36AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I hope nawt!

how boot now?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 12:48AM

OPEN FOR BID'NESS, BUDDAYS!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 12:49AM

wherle are my diowgs at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 12:55AM

where'ls everyoboidy at???/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 12:57AM

FOURTHF PAGEO!!!!! NT MOIST SSYCCCESSFULL TREHAD EVER!!!!!!!/,M,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 12:57AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> wherle are my diowgs at?

I'm here Miz!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 12:58AM

hey conoe boerner......whaoth oid diyou have toifor dinnerl tongithig??.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:00AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hey conoe boerner......whaoth oid diyou have
> toifor dinnerl tongithig??.

Popcorn and potstickers.

Did you eat something healthy Miz?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:04AM

I jsutj dogto done shareing some friend chiocken with my cat. She loved it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:05AM

hey wheorie s wharyry tuttler at/:???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:10AM

theol blaknsk are beiong REALKLY loud toiniogth

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:11AM

srfklsly, where'sl haroerery tutleterller ate???./

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:11AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hey wheorie s wharyry tuttler at/:???

Tuttle... where you at bro?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:11AM

Ahlias, wheoree are youk, my frioend/?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:12AM

bloiuddy bliosoterso, my bhoertother......wheorer are foyiuo, fmy friends/?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:13AM

fwhewlrer my boudkidoesiseies atea/????Mpkpld

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:16AM

Mr. Misery, did you notice that Conie uses coolspeak?

She said "bro".

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:18AM

Coneie ios sotiallking aoi okliklije alk kcoool peoirson now./;l,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:19AM

alioesso, wahioat sdiod dioyiu haveo hfor dinnerl toignoithght??NKL

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:20AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Coneie ios sotiallking aoi okliklije alk kcoool
> peoirson now./;l,

Damn straight i am

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:22AM

Alksjolisosa, shaoveio yoiu seeeno hoaryry tutuelrer??/.,/ whaot tabout buoloudy blislterholes???M<>/knv m.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:23AM

jpiollls are ooifworkignoa tongoithgt lguiosze/?m

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:29AM

I haven't seen Harry or bloody Miz.

Must be a busy night in the hood.

Nite buddy...lubya

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:31AM

gjgoigndinghta cnoner boner,/ sleiowertteet seaedreadfms, sodiont leito the oisbedibuotgds buioetnls.mznz.;;l';.//lm,nlks

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> gjgoigndinghta cnoner boner,/ sleiowertteet
> seaedreadfms, sodiont leito the oisbedibuotgds
> buioetnls.mznz.;;l';.//lm,nlks

Sweet dreams to you too Miz.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Coneie ios sotiallking aoi okliklije alk kcoool
> peoirson now./;l,

Conie must be using a translator.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:35AM

cljoibuso scjiolosed fior tiongingls, huiohuifguise,l shohipleuhoipueflully wer'kll do betterl towmoioimoworrow........goindoinggion nighitohg, diont'lk dleit the sopianlkbexckvcjiubugs bite??</..,m/n.,mn,mzl.lk

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:35AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Coneie ios sotiallking aoi okliklije alk kcoool
> > peoirson now./;l,
>
>
> Conie must be using a translator.

I majored in foreign (strange) languages in college.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2011 01:38AM by Conie.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:37AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Coneie ios sotiallking aoi okliklije alk kcoool
> > peoirson now./;l,
>
>
> Conie must be using a translator.

oh akliossoo, yoiu ahore theo linviong endl;l//////m I lovieo yaou alioaosokl,., you shoiucjkld wriotne a boihlkook oa fo aoll thoyiur walckkly ingterkndinglskings stioriesi someiowdaeyoik, ik thiongks biopeoikleple wiouldk olovike it...n/,.m/.jlaopjig

agn'l
a

gl

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:40AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> cljoibuso scjiolosed fior tiongingls,
> huiohuifguise,l shohipleuhoipueflully wer'kll do
> betterl towmoioimoworrow........goindoinggion
> nighitohg, diont'lk dleit the
> sopianlkbexckvcjiubugs bite??</..,m/n.,mn,mzl.lk

Hopefully we will Miz

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:42AM

rheoi theoibklacks opeoriodp[le area bkoeing soooooool loujiod tongintoingl//, wheoirjeore's haroeiyyerry tuugtutterl whekion yoiu iosneooodedd hiomms akn;madsv
a '
m
vf
ha//., .,.., .

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:42AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Coneie ios sotiallking aoi okliklije alk
> kcoool
> > > peoirson now./;l,
> >
> >
> > Conie must be using a translator.
>
> oh akliossoo, yoiu ahore theo linviong
> endl;l//////m I lovieo yaou alioaosokl,., you
> shoiucjkld wriotne a boihlkook oa fo aoll thoyiur
> walckkly ingterkndinglskings stioriesi
> someiowdaeyoik, ik thiongks biopeoikleple wiouldk
> olovike it...n/,.m/.jlaopjig
>
> agn'l
> a
>
> gl

Did you understand that Alias? Miz loves you. He thinks you are the living end. and he thinks you should write a book someday about all your wacky interesting stories.He thinks people would love it.

Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2011 01:46AM by Conie.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:45AM

houkroyiurlr'er realknly gogod nkla at thioasis cione boneor........anlyamayble you hsouisjkdlouhld works foir theo CIJoiA doingo tarnaongslationl;l for areaibjiocic detiaonereiees or soumotihnoglnk,gkn

alkdsna
a

asgnlan'l'ankdns

sknlskds/,./,., ,/ v /gna z /m/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:47AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> houkroyiurlr'er realknly gogod nkla at thioasis
> cione boneor........anlyamayble you
> hsouisjkdlouhld works foir theo CIJoiA doingo
> tarnaongslationl;l for areaibjiocic detiaonereiees
> or soumotihnoglnk,gkn
>
> alkdsna
> a
>
> asgnlan'l'ankdns
>
>
> sknlskds/,./,., ,/ v /gna z /m/

I'll think about that. Like a job decoding stuff for the CIA?

That would be really cool

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:48AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Coneie ios sotiallking aoi okliklije alk
> kcoool
> > > peoirson now./;l,
> >
> >
> > Conie must be using a translator.
>
> oh akliossoo, yoiu ahore theo linviong
> endl;l//////m I lovieo yaou alioaosokl,., you
> shoiucjkld wriotne a boihlkook oa fo aoll thoyiur
> walckkly ingterkndinglskings stioriesi
> someiowdaeyoik, ik thiongks biopeoikleple wiouldk
> olovike it...n/,.m/.jlaopjig
>
> agn'l
> a
>
> gl

would you be the illustrator?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:50AM

i'ldlk lovioe thoii talkeo aliaoiso ando oConeo oCBIOner outio anon a todate.......thwoi o iof theio shoiootittest thocihicks ionon FFiohrxukl///m,.m/.,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:51AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Coneie ios sotiallking aoi okliklije alk
> > kcoool
> > > > peoirson now./;l,
> > >
> > >
> > > Conie must be using a translator.
> >
> > oh akliossoo, yoiu ahore theo linviong
> > endl;l//////m I lovieo yaou alioaosokl,., you
> > shoiucjkld wriotne a boihlkook oa fo aoll
> thoyiur
> > walckkly ingterkndinglskings stioriesi
> > someiowdaeyoik, ik thiongks biopeoikleple
> wiouldk
> > olovike it...n/,.m/.jlaopjig
> >
> > agn'l
> > a
> >
> > gl
>
>
> would you be the illustrator?

Who are you talking to?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 01:59AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> i'ldlk lovioe thoii talkeo aliaoiso ando oConeo
> oCBIOner outio anon a todate.......thwoi o iof
> theio shoiootittest thocihicks ionon
> FFiohrxukl///m,.m/.,

Aww..you're too sweet Miz.

I would love to go on a date with you.

You in alias??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 29, 2011 02:13AM

Conie Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i'ldlk lovioe thoii talkeo aliaoiso ando oConeo
> > oCBIOner outio anon a todate.......thwoi o iof
> > theio shoiootittest thocihicks ionon
> > FFiohrxukl///m,.m/.,
>
>
> Aww..you're too sweet Miz.
>
> I would love to go on a date with you.
>
> You in alias??

conie, your translator needs a new battery.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 29, 2011 02:14AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > i'ldlk lovioe thoii talkeo aliaoiso ando
> oConeo
> > > oCBIOner outio anon a todate.......thwoi o
> iof
> > > theio shoiootittest thocihicks ionon
> > > FFiohrxukl///m,.m/.,
> >
> >
> > Aww..you're too sweet Miz.
> >
> > I would love to go on a date with you.
> >
> > You in alias??
>
>
> conie, your translator needs a new battery.

wyh?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 29, 2011 02:22AM

Conie Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Conie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > i'ldlk lovioe thoii talkeo aliaoiso ando
> > oConeo
> > > > oCBIOner outio anon a todate.......thwoi o
> > iof
> > > > theio shoiootittest thocihicks ionon
> > > > FFiohrxukl///m,.m/.,
> > >
> > >
> > > Aww..you're too sweet Miz.
> > >
> > > I would love to go on a date with you.
> > >
> > > You in alias??
> >
> >
> > conie, your translator needs a new battery.
>
>
> wyh?

ah!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 29, 2011 02:24AM

This thread is a real tool-fest.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 29, 2011 02:47AM

my ears hurt from reading all this shit. fuckdamn mr Missouri, if you are going to TUI, include pictures or type less.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:27AM

we're open for bid'ness, guise.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:28AM

Hey Mr. Misery, did you know Conie hit a Hispanic guy one time with her car? Her reasoning was like "oh well, just an illegal, nobody will miss him."

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/30/2011 12:29AM by eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:32AM

are you a spic, eesh?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> are you a spic, eesh?

I'm Czech. You?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:37AM

dude, you have 12,000 posts.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:38AM

where's Harry Tuttle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:41AM

put your hand on your hip, and let your backbone slip....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:44AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hey Mr. Misery, did you know Conie hit a Hispanic
> guy one time with her car? Her reasoning was like
> "oh well, just an illegal, nobody will miss him."

I call Intended Misinterpretation!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:45AM

was listening to some mad Pickett today. You got to know how to pony, like Bony Maroni....do the mashed potato, do the alligator....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 12:53AM

srsly, where' s Tuttles at?? Where my buddies?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 01:13AM

bud, bud, buddy.......where are you????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 01:15AM

the blacks are being pretty loud tonight. I gave 'em a little taste of their own medicince earlier tonight. I played some Wilson Pickett, Otis Redding, Rufus Thomas, and Booker T. & the MG's real loud. That oughta' show 'em. THat's GOOD black music.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 01:42AM

my hands aer drio......sahara handso.....';ll/..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Juxtaposition ()

Date: January 30, 2011 01:50AM

heh

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 01:52AM

where's Charlie at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 30, 2011 01:53AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> my hands aer drio......sahara handso.....';ll/..

at the rate you use, if even the case, i would assume a tolerance would be built.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 01:56AM

sahara handso......'/.,/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: January 30, 2011 01:57AM

there's drugs to be had. later mah friends.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 02:01AM

if you ever change your mind, about leaving, leaving me behind,
well, bring it to me,
bring your sweet lovin',
bring it on home to me...

yeah...
yeah...
yeah...

I give you jewelry, and money too,
that ain't all, all I'd do for you, so
bring it to me, bring your sweet lovin',
bring it on home to me

yeah..
yeah..
yeah...

you know I will always be your slave,
till I'm buried, buried in my grave,
so, bring it to me, bring your sweet lovin',
bring it on home to me...

yeah...
yeah...
yeah...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 02:05AM

they say that Superman is a baaaaaaad motha'----

"Shut'cho mouf!!!"

I'm just talkin' 'bout Superman....

"JOHN SUPERMAN!!"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 02:09AM

omg I think I jsut saw a shadow person!!! What doio I do ya'lll????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 02:10AM

I'm scareed./

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 30, 2011 02:12AM

Who are you talking to?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 02:17AM

weeeeeelllll,
there was a woman in the Bible days,
she had been sick, sick for so very long,
when one day she heard the sound of Jesus passing by,
and went to join the gathering throng

while pushing her way through, someone asked her,
"What are you trying to do?"
She said, "If I could just touch the hem of his garment, I know I would be whole again...."

Well, she spent her money here and there,
Till she had no more to spare,
the doctors had done all they could,
but their medicine would do no good,

When she touched him, the savior didn't see, still he cried out,
"Somebody touched me"
and she said "If I could just touch the hem of his garment,
I know I would be whole again...."

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/30/2011 02:18AM by Mr. Misery.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 02:23AM

Cupid, draw back your bow,
and let your arrow go,
straight to my lover's heart,
for me,
for meeeee,

I said, Cupid, please hear my crrrrrrrryyy,
and let your arrow fly, straight to my lover's heart,
for me,
for meeee,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 02:27AM

omg ght the shadow poeple are starting to follow me now. Okaythnxbai

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: lookin for work ()

Date: January 30, 2011 04:34PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Cupid, draw back your bow,
> and let your arrow go,
> straight to my lover's heart,
> for me,
> for meeeee,
>
> I said, Cupid, please hear my crrrrrrrryyy,
> and let your arrow fly, straight to my lover's
> heart,
> for me,
> for meeee,

i am intrested in a volunteer position to grain new skill in the work force for retraining. hoping this would give me a career opportunity in in the future.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 11:46PM

open for bid'ness.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 30, 2011 11:54PM

where's Charlie at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:02AM

bud, bud, buddies...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:04AM

where's bloody blisters at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:06AM

where's 496 at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:09AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:09AM

where's Wally Pip at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:09AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> doesn't seem to be anyone around tonight,,,

you can say that again, Chippy!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:10AM

I'm just gonna keep listing people....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:10AM

......where's tomahawk at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:11AM

where's mcsmack at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:11AM

where's Genevieve at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:11AM

where's Melissa at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:12AM

where's fngbngr at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:12AM

where's Yaweh at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:12AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:13AM

where's Vince(!) at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:13AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Good thing I don't have any jobs right now or i
> might have to do something stupid like making sure
> I was rested for work

you can say that again, Chippy!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:15AM

hey Hatemotor, since it looks like it's just you and me tonight, why don't you tell me a little about yourself. I don't know anything about you, dood. Let's rap.
Attachments:

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:16AM

any brothers or sisters? What's your favorite food? Favorite color?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:16AM

how old a guy are ya'?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:17AM

do you like doing activities out of doors?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:17AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:18AM

Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton? GO!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:18AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> how old a guy are ya'?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:19AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > how old a guy are ya'?
>
>
> Too old,,,40

WOW, you're old enough to be my uncle

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:19AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton? GO!!!

Bela Lugosi

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:19AM

married guy, are ya'?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:20AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton? GO!!!
>
>
> Bela Lugosi

I'm more of a Boris Karloff man myself.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:20AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> married guy, are ya'?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:22AM

that's too bad. I want to get married. I want a wife.

no girlfriends, then? I want one of those too.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:22AM

"Karloff!!! Karloff!!! Anyone can play Frankenstein!!! Now Dracula ,,,that takes a real actor!"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:23AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:24AM

Boris Karloff was a classically trained actor. Have you ever seen The Body Snatcher (not Invasion of the Body Snatchers)? Fine performance by Karloff.

Jim Varney (Ernest) was also classically trained. Fun fact.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:25AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > that's too bad. I want to get married. I want a
> > wife.
> >
> > no girlfriends, then? I want one of those too.
>
>
> I live with my girlfriend,,just not getting
> married

do you love her?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:26AM

...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:28AM

you have good taste, Hatemotor. That's the good Mad, before it became a magazine format, without Alfred E. Neuman and all that nonsense. Harvey Kurtzman was the brains behind the operation.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:28AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:30AM

I wish someone loved me. I don't think it's gonna happen. How many girlfriends have you had, Hatemotor?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:30AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> you have good taste, Hatemotor. That's the good
> Mad, before it became a magazine format, without
> Alfred E. Neuman and all that nonsense. Harvey
> Kurtzman was the brains behind the operation.

The fact you know who Harvey K is gives you a huge amount of credibility with me

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:31AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:31AM

I'm always a fan of the people my idols idolize.....mine being R. Crumb, and Crumb's being Harvey Kurtzman. Always check out the people your idols are into.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:32AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:33AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wish someone loved me. I don't think it's
> gonna
> > happen. How many girlfriends have you had,
> > Hatemotor?
>
>
> Enough to know most are a pain in the ass,,,,it'll
> happen for you when you least expect it

man, I hope so. Just to have the experience. I mean, I know it won't work out, but that's how you learn, right? I haven't learned enough in my old(er) age...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:34AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:35AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> How old are you?

gee......I've never come right out and said it, but....I think people have a pretty good idea already anyways.

I'm in my later-ish twenties. I know...I know...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:37AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Hatemotor Wrote:
> ------------------------------------------------

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:39AM

no, I'm under 30.....but I do look a bit young for my age. I have a boyish face.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:42AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:45AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Your still too young to worry too much about the
> future,,,and too old not to.
>
> that's the bitch about life isn't it
>
> By the time you know what you need to know your
> too old for it to matter

shit, man. I'm gonna write that on my bulletin board. That's deep, dood.

Thanks for the yip.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:48AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 12:50AM

Hatemotor, it was lovely talking to you. You seem like a really cool dood. Thanks for being in Fairfax Underground After Dark this evening. You're welcome back anytime.

Hatemotor, ladies and gentleman!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 31, 2011 01:09AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Hatemotor, it was lovely talking to you. You seem
> like a really cool dood. Thanks for being in
> Fairfax Underground After Dark this evening.
> You're welcome back anytime.
>
>
> Hatemotor, ladies and gentleman!

Encore!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 01:11AM

how's it going, Alias? Where's Harry TUttle at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 01:13AM

I just at a whole tomato. I love tomatoes. I eat 'em like apples.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 01:13AM

lycopene.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: January 31, 2011 01:44AM

I've just seen the king's speech.

have you seen it?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:27PM

we're open early for bid'ness.

Alias, I haven't seen a movie in a movie theater in two years. There really isn't anything worth leaving the house for. Stick with TCM.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:32PM

I'm eating another tomato.

Lycopene.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:32PM

Do you eat your tomatoes with salt? I'm eating beef jerky

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:33PM

amongst other things...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:34PM

Best sandwich: tomatoes with potato chips between two slices of wheat.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:34PM

Any meat or cheese?

eesh Wrote:
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> Best sandwich: tomatoes with potato chips between
> two slices of wheat.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:36PM

No, just tomatoes and potato chips. I don't usually like cheese on sandwiches.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:37PM

Hmm... what kind of potato chips? At this point, I don't see any reason to get the bread involved at all..

eesh Wrote:
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> No, just tomatoes and potato chips. I don't
> usually like cheese on sandwiches.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:38PM

eesh is livin' the life.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:40PM

Cheese, just like green chile, goes good on everything...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:41PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hmm... what kind of potato chips? At this point, I
> don't see any reason to get the bread involved at
> all..

No, try it. Put some tomatoes and plain old chips between two slices of wheat.

(Don't laugh, I prefer UTZ chips.)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:45PM

I like Ruffles

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:47PM

How do you layer it? Halftons & broomfields (where the tomatoes lie on a layer of ships)?..Landoneal (where there are chips on either side of the tomatoes)?....or Chunk Style (where the tomatoes are on either side of the chips)?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:48PM

I like Sal & Vinnie chips...

Does that mean I'm European?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:49PM

Wow, you take this sandwich thing pretty seriously. You must work at a Subway or something.......

Anyway, I wouldn't know. I just slap on the ingredients, I don't care where it goes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:51PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I like Sal & Vinnie chips...
>
> Does that mean I'm European?

I can't eat them. I eat so many, my mouth gets all swollen from the salt and vinegar. Same thing with pineapple. My mouth is too sensitives.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:55PM

Yeah brow... I treat every sandwich like it's my last... There's no point in going through the trouble of making one unless it's done right...

I hate having all the meat on one side of the sandwich and all the cheese on the other side... I always layer that shit... to perfection...

And if I don't have any kaiser rolls or sub rolls, I have to toast my bread slices... otherwise, the bread smushes and your finger touches the innards... Your finger should never touch the innards, y'all...

Don't even get me started on condiments...

eesh Wrote:
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> Wow, you take this sandwich thing pretty
> seriously. You must work at a Subway or
> something.......
>
>
> Anyway, I wouldn't know. I just slap on the
> ingredients, I don't care where it goes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: January 31, 2011 11:58PM

I never buy condiments. It seems like such a waste. I get some luncheon meat and slap it between two pieces of bread. That's a mizo sandwich.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:05AM

You're just going through the motions... that's not even a sandwich! Where's the cheese, miz? No Swiss? No a-PROVALOGNA? No Pepper Jack? No Sharp Cheddar?

Why no condiments? Condiments are like a one-time start-up fee... You just buy them once and then they last forever... just put a little squirt on your bread, then rub the bread together (I pretend I'm the doctor from ER when I do it... y'know... the one with AIDS... this is oldschool ER, fellers...) and scream "CLEAR!"...

I don't like to mess around with the knives to spread the condiments... (If I accidentally cut myself on the knife, my patient could get AIDS, y'all)

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I never buy condiments. It seems like such a
> waste. I get some luncheon meat and slap it
> between two pieces of bread. That's a mizo
> sandwich.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:09AM

I get freaked out in the grovery store. I get all nervous. I think, "okay, I need stuff for sandwiches". Then, I think "okay, I need cat food". THen I think, "okay, I need shamppoo". Then, I think "okay, I need plastic cups". And before you know it, I'm hyperventiliating into a Glad bag. I end up leaving with just the bread and the luncheon meats. It's terrible.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:16AM

That's not exceptional, Miz... Y'know... I haven't seen my stray cat friend since that one night... the night I was livin' high on the hog with the menthol smoking mom...

I miss my stray cat friend... I want to have some creatures in my estate... I'd provide them with all the necessary creature comforts... honest, I would...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:20AM

the Blacks are in full effect, you all!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:22AM

Hey MIZ! I was The Blacks last night! I was plasting my music as loud as I pleased... at all hours of the night! I didn't even give a care. It got whyld up in here last night.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:24AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hey MIZ! I was The Blacks last night! I was
> plasting my music as loud as I pleased... at all
> hours of the night! I didn't even give a care. It
> got whyld up in here last night.

as long as you weren't playing Little Wayne, it's okay.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:25AM

I just don't understand Young Weezy's appeal.. Doo-pepe... do people actually relate to his songs?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:25AM

me? I got a nice pair of Bose heapdones. Great sound, great quality, great times. I bother no one. Get yourself a pair of BOse heapdoones. They'er great.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:29AM

That's great for an airplane, body... but when I'm in my crabshack, I like to FEEL the music... It needs to vibrate my brain fluids and my chest cavities.

Besides, headphones are only intended for "one person at a time" use... if you catch my drift, y;all

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: the grammar police ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:31AM

> Besides, headphones are only intended for "one
> person at a time" use... if you catch my drift,
> y;all

OK I SEE YOU ;))

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:31AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:32AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That's great for an airplane, body... but when I'm
> in my crabshack, I like to FEEL the music... It
> needs to vibrate my brain fluids and my chest
> cavities.
>
> Besides, headphones are only intended for "one
> person at a time" use... if you catch my drift,
> y;all

we get it, you're nonchalant already. who is the poor unfortunate soul who is plagued with your presents now?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:34AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> me? I got a nice pair of Bose heapdones. Great
> sound, great quality, great times. I bother no
> one. Get yourself a pair of BOse heapdoones.
> They'er great.

Bose are overrated by far. Get some Sennheiser or Turtle Beach.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: the grammar police ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:35AM

Presence**

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: the grammar police ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:35AM

shut up i know i'm a cunt.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:35AM

oh, Harry's getting it one! WHo's the lucky dady Harry?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:37AM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> shut up i know i'm a cunt.

now now, i did a play on words, i forget the technical name for it but believe you me it was intentional.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:39AM

just ate some ham

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: the grammar police ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:39AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> the grammar police Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > shut up i know i'm a cunt.
>
>
> now now, i did a play on words, i forget the
> technical name for it but believe you me it was
> intentional.

so i see it was a "pun" of sorts. interesting.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:41AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> just ate some ham

honey glazed or smoked?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:44AM

you butter believe it was honey glazed

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:47AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Hatemotor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > that's too bad. I want to get married. I want
> a
> > > wife.
> > >
> > > no girlfriends, then? I want one of those
> too.
> >
> >
> > I live with my girlfriend,,just not getting
> > married
>
> do you love her?

Mr. Misery, if he loved her, he would marry her.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:48AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> you butter believe it was honey glazed

i love me some of that honey glazed ham.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:48AM

when do I get a wife

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:49AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> you have good taste, Hatemotor. That's the good
> Mad, before it became a magazine format, without
> Alfred E. Neuman and all that nonsense. Harvey
> Kurtzman was the brains behind the operation.

ha! i was once in mad magazine. yep, i was.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:50AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you have good taste, Hatemotor. That's the good
> > Mad, before it became a magazine format,
> without
> > Alfred E. Neuman and all that nonsense. Harvey
> > Kurtzman was the brains behind the operation.
>
>
> ha! i was once in mad magazine. yep, i was.

my pediatrician was Don Martin's father (Don Martin drew a lot of the cartoons for Mad Magazine)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:52AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2012 09:17PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:53AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I like Ruffles

so do i. i love them.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:54AM

this is getting in tents, every...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:55AM

he was extremely old. I was no older than five at the time. I swear he said something about his son working for Mad Magazine one time.....maybe it was a different Dr. Martin, but I swear I remember him saying that. Who knows?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:56AM

Chris Walken is bleeding out of his head....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 12:57AM

something stinks.......like stale french fries.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:00AM

Do you know who I am?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:01AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2012 09:17PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:01AM

you're Lady Elaine...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:02AM

Fred, I'm hungry. Got any salty treats I could munch on?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:03AM

Oh thank you for telling me...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:04AM

Fred, I could REALLY go for some popcorn...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:16AM

THANK YOU!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:16AM

TUTTELS, you just made my night

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:17AM

Don't mention it, body... I'm going to talk to the people I love about all the things I wonder about...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:21AM

there are no such things as real monsters.
there aren't even any live dinosaurs anymore.

Fred hasn't met eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:23AM

is Bob Barker around, by any chance?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:25AM

Alfonso... Schoffiellldd.... Juuuunniooorr...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:27AM

.....what is this voice???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 01:31AM

COME OUT!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 01, 2011 02:35AM

Where's everybuddy?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 01, 2011 02:49AM

Hello Harry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bb's blow up doll 'GF' ()

Date: February 01, 2011 04:00AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > well, I tried. Club's closed for tonight,
> folks.
>
>
> sorry doods, i was boning my grillfriend

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 01, 2011 09:52AM

bb's blow up doll 'GF' Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > well, I tried. Club's closed for tonight,
> > folks.
> >
> >
> > sorry doods, i was boning my grillfriend
>
>
>

man i would kill for one of those. i would sex all the time and wouldnt pass out trying to keep her inflated.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:10AM

we're open for bid'ness.

Hay Harry, what happened to the Fred Rogers soundboard???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:11AM

where's everybody at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:13AM

where's Hatemotor at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:16AM

wher'es dika-dika at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:21AM

where my buddies at? Harry, where are you, bud, bud, buddie????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:23AM

Harry, where are you, buddy?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:25AM

where my dogs at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:27AM

where's Alias at???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:28AM

where's eesh at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:28AM

PAGE 6!!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:35AM

I jaust ate another tomato.

Lycopene.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:36AM

Hello Misery.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:38AM

hey eesh, buddy. Where's Tin Machine at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:42AM

where's charlie at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 12:53AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> we're open for bid'ness.
>

Thank goodness. Harry and I are freezing out here.

bloody's already turned into an ice sculpture.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 02, 2011 03:48AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > we're open for bid'ness.
> >
>
> Thank goodness. Harry and I are freezing out
> here.
>
> bloody's already turned into an ice sculpture.

just add water.

side note: the club sucked tonight eh?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:01AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > we're open for bid'ness.
> > >
> >
> > Thank goodness. Harry and I are freezing out
> > here.
> >
> > bloody's already turned into an ice sculpture.
>
>
> just add water.
>
> side note: the club sucked tonight eh?

there is always tomorrow.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: It's 4AM ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:06AM

It's time to rape Alias, and pepper spray just makes me hornier.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:13AM

good luck with that... i have no problem with the concept of killing.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:23AM

just kidding.... i can't kill a freakin spider.

oh damn... i just killed one.

what does one make of me?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:36AM

Here I am, Miz...

Someone apparently felt my Fred Rogers soundboard was inappropriate and has removed it...

I feel terribly sorry... like a father who bought a puppy for his son... but the puppy had cancer and died the next day...

I'm sorry your puppy had cancer, champ... Let me try to make it up to you...
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/rogers/mrrogers-soundboard-1.htm

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:42AM

haerrry..... are you here?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:43AM

ki meee yoooooy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:44AM

thiss is fum haary, s=j do yy knnw how i liove tioyhe= ytoue.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:44AM

KEEKEE WHWOWWWAEEWW...

YOU GOTTA EAT THE KITTY MEAT, KEEKEE...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:45AM

goood jifen nieikr i rellay ske htis. im imnlove

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:45AM

huwo mcuh yous lov ethe ayhwat?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:46AM

l;ets have sexm and ltheh thinsg ok .......i

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:47AM

goomd nibnt my lisvez......

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:49AM

odhkw. yeou drive a hard abridgan, Aliashj!

Sname thre tierm and palacke,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 02, 2011 04:59AM

I will be glad when this pseudo-drunk language goes out of style. I bet if I encourage Conie to use more of misspelled words, you tools would get tired of it real quick.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:03AM

hsey eeish@ whart died you rdol todyaw?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:04AM

LOOL! HTML FAIL!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:04AM

I FIX IT, DON'T WORRY< BDUY!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:05AM

mayhbe i cnst fix it! OG WELL!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:07AM

What are you going on about Tuttles?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:08AM

OFHK MAYEB I CAN!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:09AM

Tryisng to cloewabn yuo yyiry cgarvvarge bdutt

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:10AM

HTMSL FUCN@

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:11AM

.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:12AM

hay eesh why do you hate me so mncuh?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ThePackLeader ()

Date: February 02, 2011 05:35AM

Come on baby, hit me one more time!

==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 11:41PM

open slightly early for bid'ness.

geez, you guise stay up way too late for me these days.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 11:43PM

Where's Harry Tuttle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 11:47PM

where's Chippy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 02, 2011 11:49PM

where my buddies at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 03, 2011 12:11AM

just sate a tpmato.

lycopenle

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 03, 2011 12:18AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 05:58PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 03, 2011 12:22AM

hyeah, I got to peone earlier cause I got to get ups earliero......looks like the regulars don't come aorund till around 2 to 3amm. I can't stay up that late anhtoyomore unforitunatelyy.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 03, 2011 12:24AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 05:58PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 03, 2011 12:26AM

i;m all wmesse dup yall.....I'm fallin asp.lweep.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 03, 2011 12:31AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> i;m all wmesse dup yall.....I'm fallin asp.lweep.

no you're not Miz.

You started this Club...and now you're gona abandon it?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 03, 2011 12:34AM

i got real tire all of a soubdden. maybe I can firght it off. Byut im REAL fited reight now.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 03, 2011 12:38AM

wehere's Harro TUttle when you need him"???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 03, 2011 02:25AM

totally

totally

dead in here.

maybe we should just board this place up and forget about it. This is ridick.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 02:27AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> totally
>
>
>
> totally
>
>
>
>
>
>
> dead in here.
>
>
>
>
> maybe we should just board this place up and
> forget about it. This is ridick.

no dont board this place up. i like it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 02:28AM

i think i had a little stroke last night.

those posts dont sound like me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 03, 2011 02:30AM

I like drunk Alias.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 02:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I like drunk Alias.

i have to admit that if i didn't know myself better, i would have assumed the same.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 02:39AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like drunk Alias.
>
> i have to admit that if i didn't know myself
> better, i would have assumed the same.

but, then again, i dont know myself too well.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐliÐ°s ()

Date: February 03, 2011 02:45AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I like drunk Alias.
> >
> > i have to admit that if i didn't know myself
> > better, i would have assumed the same.
>
>
> but, then again, i dont know myself too well.....

alias, you crack me up. really, you do.

let's date.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 03, 2011 02:52AM

Alias Wrote:
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> i think i had a little stroke last night.

I would hope the stroke would turn you into a vegetable.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 03:04AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i think i had a little stroke last night.
>

> I would hope the stroke would turn you into a
> vegetable.

i guess you want company.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 03, 2011 03:16AM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > i think i had a little stroke last night.
> >
>
> > I would hope the stroke would turn you into a
> > vegetable.
>
>
> i guess you want company.

I would use your crippled body as a sex doll, while the only emotion or protest you will show is a steady stream of tears from your eyes.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:02AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > i think i had a little stroke last night.
> > >
> >
> > > I would hope the stroke would turn you into a
> > > vegetable.
> >
> >
> > i guess you want company.
>
>
> I would use your crippled body as a sex doll

eesh likes to have sex with legless dolls.

> while the only emotion or protest you will show is
> a steady stream of tears from your eyes.

first you'll have to feed your doll a bottle, eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:11AM

the dude names a thread after dark and goes to bed by 11. one party animal right there.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:12AM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> eesh likes to have sex with legless dolls.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:18AM

eesh Wrote:
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strangely, i would

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:20AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> the dude names a thread after dark and goes to bed
> by 11. one party animal right there.

to make matters worse... eesh waltzes in.

and... he doesn't even know how to waltz.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:25AM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the dude names a thread after dark and goes to
> bed
> > by 11. one party animal right there.
>
> to make matters worse... eesh waltzes in.
>
> and... he doesn't even know how to waltz.

but he can merengue like a fothermucker

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:28AM

I prefer the Chevy Volt dance.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:31AM

EEEW, hot chicks = GAY

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:42AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> EEEW, hot chicks = GAY

now you have eesh all figured out.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:44AM

Alias, on a physical attractiveness scale of 1-10, 10 being HOT, where would you be at? I'm thinking a solid 4.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:49AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias, on a physical attractiveness scale of 1-10,
> 10 being HOT, where would you be at? I'm thinking
> a solid 4.

i'm thinking you're at the wrong contest, eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 03, 2011 04:51AM

A five then?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 03, 2011 05:00AM

hello eesh

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 03, 2011 05:02AM

eesh Wrote:
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> A five then?

just how much money do you wanna lose?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 03, 2011 05:03AM

I wanna lose money! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 03, 2011 05:04AM

diddle me in

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 03, 2011 05:12AM

I just ate a cadbury cream egg for the first time in decades.... Heavenly

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 03, 2011 05:14AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I just ate a cadbury cream egg for the first time
> in decades.... Heavenly

LMAO Decades, you've only been on this Earth for maybe three decades.

Anyway, Easter candy is by far the best seasonal candy.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 03, 2011 05:21AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just ate a cadbury cream egg for the first
> time
> > in decades.... Heavenly
>
>
>
> LMAO Decades, you've only been on this Earth for
> maybe three decades.
>
>
>
> Anyway, Easter candy is by far the best seasonal
> candy.

t5

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 03, 2011 05:28AM

8bnROKU

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 03, 2011 11:57PM

we're open for bid'ness.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 03, 2011 11:59PM

where's Chippy at???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Soundproof ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:05AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:13AM

this place is dead.

and I'm out of tomatoes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:14AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> this place is dead.
>
>
> and I'm out of tomatoes.

I know Miz.

Where the fuck is everyone?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:16AM

yeah, where's Harry Tuttle at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:17AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> yeah, where's Harry Tuttle at?

You should know. Aren't you Butt-Buddies?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:17AM

ohai

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:18AM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> ohai

Hi

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:19AM

what is going on?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:25AM

Conie Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yeah, where's Harry Tuttle at?
>
>
> You should know. Aren't you Butt-Buddies?

Conie......where did THAT come from?!?!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:26AM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> what is going on?

What is going on with you?

Is "Ohai" an asian term?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: I am Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:27AM

I'm drunk'n high y'all....
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:28AM

Exploring Fairfax Underground "After Dark". It is horribly boring thus far.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:28AM

now I'm starvin'

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:29AM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Exploring Fairfax Underground "After Dark". It is
> horribly boring thus far.

dood, you have to be in the FU;AD as it's happening.....right now it's dead, but it's a BLAST when the place is jumpin'.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Durrell ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:30AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> this place is dead.

Hmmph. Just call me the Invisible Man, I guess.

file.php?40,file=29043,filename=Durrell.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:32AM

I appreciate the effort, Durrell, but it's just not the same without Harry Tuttle, eesh, bloody blisters and Alias.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:37AM

where my buddies at? Where's Tin Machine?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:42AM

Tuttles, where are you:?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:43AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Tuttles, where are you:?

I'm right here.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:50AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tuttles, where are you:?
>
>
>
> I'm right here.

you're not Harry Tuttle, you're eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 04, 2011 12:58AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tuttles, where are you:?
> >
> >
> >
> > I'm right here.
>
> you're not Harry Tuttle, you're eesh.

Ya never know Miz...ya never know.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 01:01AM

I know. I know.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 04, 2011 01:02AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I know. I know.

:). :)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 04, 2011 01:08AM

g'night guise.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 04, 2011 01:09AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> g'night guise.

nite Miz. Sweet dreams

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 04, 2011 01:15AM

page 7 Miz!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 04, 2011 02:11AM

damn he made it to 1 oclock. the dude is a night rabbit. stayin up all late, burning the peanut oil, watch out for this guy he is WylDe

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 04, 2011 02:22AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> damn he made it to 1 oclock. the dude is a night
> rabbit. stayin up all late, burning the peanut
> oil, watch out for this guy he is WylDe

LOL

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 04, 2011 04:27AM

LOL@DURRELL (The poster, not the black dewd)... Desperate for attention from his beloved Misery...

Believe me, Durrell, I know the feeling...

You big piss fuck-shit dick ass cock sneeze shit-fart pussy mouse.

LOVE ME! LOVE ME, DAMNIT!

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?

Fuck your glamorous lifestyle.... and your "wristwatch-like mind"...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: D-man ()

Date: February 04, 2011 11:56PM

Be gentle, Harry.

file.php?40,file=29084,filename=Gettin_S

Photo credit: Tuttle Chronicles IV: Chamber of Secrets

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 12:39AM

we're open for bid'ness, guise.

Where is everyone?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 12:41AM

seriously, where's everybody at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 12:52AM

where's Harry Tuttle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 12:52AM

bought some more tomatoes today.

Lycopene.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 12:53AM

where's eesh at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 12:55AM

where's Alias at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 12:58AM

where's Radiophile at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:00AM

where's Conie at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:02AM

where's bloody blisters at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:05AM

where's Uggbride at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:06AM

where's Chuckhoffmann at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:08AM

where's GordonWayneWatts at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:09AM

where's TheMeeper at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:10AM

where's dika-dika at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:11AM

where's hoocoodanode at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:12AM

where's Pinhead the Cenobite at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:13AM

where's ITRADE at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:14AM

where's Expensive Jeans at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:15AM

screw you guys. I'm going to bed.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:15AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> where's Radiophile at??

Are you inviting Radiophile into our secret club?

Shouldn't we have a little pow wow about this?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:17AM

Alias, what did you enjoy for dinner tonight?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:22AM

where the hell is Harry Tuttle?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:23AM

A tuna fish sandwich, Mr. Misery.

with lettuce.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:23AM

where's the grammar police at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:24AM

Alias Wrote:
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> A tuna fish sandwich, Mr. Misery.
>
> with lettuce.

why don't you cook something?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:29AM

where's everybody at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:31AM

where's Harry Tuttle at???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:32AM

where's foolio at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:32AM

where's Tigerstyle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:33AM

where's The Black Out Band at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:33AM

where's Monica Pignotti att??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:33AM

where's John Tsioushas at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:33AM

where's Trebor Snika at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:34AM

where's Meade at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:34AM

where's Centreville Batmobile Man at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:34AM

where the meat trucks at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:34AM

where's the Bunny Man at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:35AM

where's the Flatwoods Monster at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:35AM

where's I am Spunky at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:36AM

where's Ben Sarley at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:36AM

where's Westfields at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:36AM

where's Filmdex at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:37AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> where's I am Spunky at??

Where is Spunky at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:37AM

where's Brendan Frisbee at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:38AM

Alias, do you think Cary likes me?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:38AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A tuna fish sandwich, Mr. Misery.
> >
> > with lettuce.
>
>
> why don't you cook something?

can you cook, Mr. Misery?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:39AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A tuna fish sandwich, Mr. Misery.
> > >
> > > with lettuce.
> >
> >
> > why don't you cook something?
>
>
> can you cook, Mr. Misery?

I can Foreman Grill. But I don't have any sharp knives, so I can't even do that.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:40AM

edit: removed autoplay!

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/05/2011 05:24AM by eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:41AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Alias, do you think Cary likes me?

I know one thing, Cary hates Alias!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:43AM

eesh, bud bud buddy!!! WHere have you been, pal-o-mine??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:48AM

Mr. Misery, let's talk about you.

How are you feeling?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:49AM

pills not working

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:50AM

eesh, would you eat Fergie's pussy??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:51AM

No, unless she paid me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 01:53AM

I would.

hey, where's Harry at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:05AM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> I know one thing, Cary hates Alias!
>

At least he doesn't think I'm a fag it, eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Neighborhood Kid ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:05AM

He at Charlie's Corner, chillin up onna roof, gittin high, watchin the stars go by.

file.php?2,file=11733,filename=CharliesC

He wrote down a message, said I should read it to you.

Yo. Miz. Don't. Harsh. My. Gnar.

Love,

Harry

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:12AM

alright, guys. I think that's about it for tonight.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: FU Stage Manager ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:20AM

Wait a minute.

Is that who I think it is, getting out his royal blue Cadillac, and strolling towards the FU stage entrance?

Harry Tuttle, looking cool as pie.

He takes off his shades, sits down at the keyboard, and...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: the muse ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:21AM

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: coniie ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:22AM

Neighborhood Kid Wrote:
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> He at Charlie's Corner, chillin up onna roof,
> gittin high, watchin the stars go by.
>
>
>
> He wrote down a message, said I should read it to
> you.
>
> Yo. Miz. Don't. Harsh. My. Gnar.
>
> Love,
>
> Harry

That building looks familiar but I just can't put my finger on it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:22AM

(begins vigorously rubbing jelly donut on his face in preparation)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:23AM

good

night.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: coniie ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:31AM

Mister Misery Wrote:
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> (begins vigorously rubbing jelly donut on his face
> in preparation)

are you thinking of me?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Flatwoods Monster ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:36AM

Breaks through the wall, grabs Mr. Misery around the waist and flings him 20 feet across the room.

eesh pulls out his gun, begins firing. It has no effect.

bloody blisters strikes a series of ninja poses while maintaining a careful distance.

Alias throws her high-heeled shoe at the creature, misses completely.

Mr. Misery appears to be completely unconscious.

The Monster shuffles closer to Harry Tuttle, who is tapping away on his keyboard, nodding his head along to his iPod, completely oblivious.

Mr. Misery's eyes flutter and open. He grimaces, in tremendous pain.

The Monster reaches his hands for Harry's throat.

coniie screams: "Harry!"

But he can't hear her.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:37AM

Neighborhood Kid Wrote:
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> He at Charlie's Corner, chillin up onna roof,
> gittin high, watchin the stars go by.
>
>
>
> He wrote down a message, said I should read it to
> you.
>
> Yo. Miz. Don't. Harsh. My. Gnar.
>
> Love,
>
> Harry

YAKKUI. jim and derrick. get. your. butts. down here. WOOO hot guys all up in this bitch.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: CLOSE SHOT ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:39AM

The Flatwoods Monster's horrible face, mouth agape, grotesque strings of drool falling from his black fish-like lips.

He looms toward the camera, going slightly out of focus.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:40AM

i removed the voice thing because bloody asked me to and i like bloody.

also: i did not say what eesh said i said. i don't talk like that.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/05/2011 05:56PM by Alias.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: CUT TO ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:40AM

CLOSE SHOT: The Monster's hands reaching for the back of Harry's neck.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:42AM

Flatwoods Monster Wrote:
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> Breaks through the wall, grabs Mr. Misery around
> the waist and flings him 20 feet across the room.
>
> eesh pulls out his gun, begins firing. It has no
> effect.
>
> bloody blisters strikes a series of ninja poses
> while maintaining a careful distance.
>
> Alias throws her high-heeled shoe at the creature,
> misses completely.
>
> Mr. Misery appears to be completely unconscious.
>
> The Monster shuffles closer to Harry Tuttle, who
> is tapping away on his keyboard, nodding his head
> along to his iPod, completely oblivious.
>
> Mr. Misery's eyes flutter and open. He grimaces,
> in tremendous pain.
>
> The Monster reaches his hands for Harry's throat.
>
> coniie screams: "Harry!"
>
> But he can't hear her.

LOL

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: CUT TO ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:44AM

Mr. Misery, in obvious pain, manages to pull a necklace from his shirt collar. A strange pendant dangles from the necklace.

Miz, grimacing, attempts to twist the pendant, which slips out of his hands.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:44AM

especially.... eesh and his gun having no effect.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: EXTREME CLOSE UP ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:46AM

The Monster grasps Harry's neck in his scabbed, hairy hands.

CUT TO:

REACTION - HARRY: His eyes widen in shock, he gasps for air.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: MISTER MISERY'S ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:48AM

face is dripping with stretch as he struggles with the pendant.

Finally -- it CLICKS, twists and pops open.

A strange violet light EXPLODES from the pendant.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: er ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:48AM

"sweat" not "stretch"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: THE FLATWOODS MONSTER ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:51AM

emits a horrific screeching sound.

He begins to glow, and then bursts into flame.

He STAGGERS away from Harry, a roaring inferno.

Series of quick reaction shots, looking on in horror:

- Alias

- bloody blisters

- coniie

- eesh

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: HARRY ()

Date: February 05, 2011 02:56AM

notices Mr. Misery across the room. He runs to him, cradles his head in his hands.

ANGLE ON: Mr. Misery. His eyes slowly close. He is dead.

CLOSE-UP - Harry weeps.

CLOSE-UP - Mr. Misery's face rapidly disintegrates, exposing the skull beneath.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 03:15AM

THE FLATWOODS MONSTER Wrote:
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> emits a horrific screeching sound.
>
> He begins to glow, and then bursts into flame.
>
> He STAGGERS away from Harry, a roaring inferno.
>
> Series of quick reaction shots, looking on in
> horror:
>
> - Alias
>
> - bloody blisters
>
> - coniie
>
> - eesh

Alias would never just stand there looking on in horror.

eesh would, though.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: COMING SOON ()

Date: February 05, 2011 03:28AM

FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND vs. VIET NAM

Starring:
Cary as President Nixon
Gravis as Vice President Agnew
MrMephisto as Henry Kissinger
Alias as Pat Nixon
coniie as Tricia Nixon
Registered Voter as Chuck Colson
dika dika as G. Gordon Liddy
eesh as Colonel Kurtz
bloody blisters as General Westmoreland
themuse as Ho Chi Minh
numbers as Elvis Presley
Graymoose1 as Deep Throat
PLUS A CAST OF THOUSANDS

LIMITED ENGAGEMENT. COMING SOON.

DON'T MISS THE MOST SPECTACULAR MOTION PICTURE OF THE YEAR!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 05, 2011 03:43AM

hahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 05, 2011 04:09AM

eesh, alias, please edit out the TTS embed. much appreciated.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 05, 2011 05:25AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> eesh, alias, please edit out the TTS embed. much
> appreciated.

Okay, the autoplay was edited out, Alias says "fuck you." Hopefully Cary bans her AGAIN, after all, he hates her.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 05, 2011 05:52AM

eesh Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > eesh, alias, please edit out the TTS embed.
> much
> > appreciated.
>
>
>
>
> Okay, the autoplay was edited out, Alias says
> "fuck you." Hopefully Cary bans her AGAIN, after
> all, he hates her.

she has been rebellious lately, i thought you had her on a leash.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 05, 2011 06:00AM

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> she has been rebellious lately, i thought you had
> her on a leash.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr and Mrs. Satan ()

Date: February 05, 2011 06:15AM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> > she has been rebellious lately, i thought you
> had
> > her on a leash.

[pic of eesh and alias]

What an ugly and evil couple!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:29AM

hey guise, we're open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:31AM

where's Harry Tuttle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:35AM

where's Pinhead the Cenobite at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:35AM

it's cold in here.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: WHITE POWER ! ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:36AM

HARRY IS OUT GETTING MORE WHITE POWER ! FOR THIS THREAD.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:38AM

muse, what did you enjoy for dinner this evening?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: HAVE PATIENCE AND THE WHITE POWER ! WILL COME ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:39AM

IT'S COLD IM HERE DUE TO A LACK OF WHITE POWER !
I HAVE SENT THE PIN HEAD TO SEE WHAT THE HOLD UP IS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:39AM

where's Alias at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:40AM

PAGE 8, BAY-BEE!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:41AM

where's 6X at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: WHITE POWER ! ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:41AM

WHITE POWER ! -I THINK WE ALL HAD A HEALTHY DOSE OF
WHITE POWER ! FOR DINNER TONIGHT- WHITE POWER !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:43AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> muse, what did you enjoy for dinner this evening?

ham on rye.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ANSWER : ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:44AM

6X IS OUT FINDING OUT WHAT'S TAKING PINHEAD SO LONG FINDING OUT WHY HARRY IS TAKING SO LONG GETTING MORE WHITE POWER ! FOR THE THREAD.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:46AM

themuse Wrote:
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> > muse, what did you enjoy for dinner this
> evening?
>
>
> ham on rye.

like Bukowski

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:47AM

muse, you ever read Kobo Abe?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Dear Miz ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:49AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:50AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > muse, what did you enjoy for dinner this
> > evening?
> >
> >
> > ham on rye.
>
> like Bukowski

yup. and tomorrow it will be green eggs and ham, like suess.
what about you miz, whatdya enjoy for dinner this evening?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:51AM

I had macaroni and cheese and chicken strips. Lycopene.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Ahem, Yoo Hoo, Dear Miz...! ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:53AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:54AM

muse, you ever read The Woman in the Dunes?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:55AM

The Box Man?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:55AM

Secret Rendezvous?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 06, 2011 12:57AM

yes! . . i studied ol abe in school. good stuff. right up my alley.

there isn't lycopene in mac and cheese or chicken strips, miz.
and if you're not cooking your tomatoes, your missing most of the lycopene.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 01:00AM

themuse Wrote:
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> yes! . . i studied ol abe in school. good stuff.
> right up my alley.
>
> there isn't lycopene in mac and cheese or chicken
> strips, miz.
> and if you're not cooking your tomatoes, your
> missing most of the lycopene.

doesn't Abe just kick your balls in??? I read all his novels and short stories in high school and I've never been the same since. (along with Franz Kafka) Abe is my literary hero. What's your favorite Abe novel, muse? Mine has to be Secret Rendezvous.

Haruki Murakami is kind of the new Kobo Abe, isn't he? I hear they're making one of his books into a major motion picture.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 06, 2011 01:11AM

Mr. Misery, have you ever read Huis Clos?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 06, 2011 01:13AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> > yes! . . i studied ol abe in school. good
> stuff.
> > right up my alley.
> >
> > there isn't lycopene in mac and cheese or
> chicken
> > strips, miz.
> > and if you're not cooking your tomatoes, your
> > missing most of the lycopene.
>
>
> doesn't Abe just kick your balls in??? I read all
> his novels and short stories in high school and
> I've never been the same since. (along with Franz
> Kafka) Abe is my literary hero. What's your
> favorite Abe novel, muse? Mine has to be Secret
> Rendezvous.
>
> Haruki Murakami is kind of the new Kobo Abe, isn't
> he? I hear they're making one of his books into a
> major motion picture.

i'd have to go with the woman in the dunes.

which murakami book are they basing the movie on?
hopefully the wind up bird chronicles since that's the only one i've read.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 06, 2011 01:16AM

themuse is posting here. This thread has AIDS now.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 06, 2011 01:21AM

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> themuse is posting here. This thread has AIDS now.

i see satan's spawn has arrived.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 06, 2011 01:52AM

themuse Wrote:
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> > themuse is posting here. This thread has AIDS
> now.
>
>
> i see satan's spawn has arrived.

no, it's just eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 02:08AM

themuse Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > yes! . . i studied ol abe in school. good
> > stuff.
> > > right up my alley.
> > >
> > > there isn't lycopene in mac and cheese or
> > chicken
> > > strips, miz.
> > > and if you're not cooking your tomatoes, your
> > > missing most of the lycopene.
> >
> >
> > doesn't Abe just kick your balls in??? I read
> all
> > his novels and short stories in high school and
> > I've never been the same since. (along with
> Franz
> > Kafka) Abe is my literary hero. What's your
> > favorite Abe novel, muse? Mine has to be Secret
> > Rendezvous.
> >
> > Haruki Murakami is kind of the new Kobo Abe,
> isn't
> > he? I hear they're making one of his books into
> a
> > major motion picture.
>
>
> i'd have to go with the woman in the dunes.
>
> which murakami book are they basing the movie on?
> hopefully the wind up bird chronicles since that's
> the only one i've read.

I think they're making the Norwegian Wood movie. Haven't read it either.

Have you seen the Woman in the Dunes movie? They also made The Face of Another and The Ruined Map into movies back in the sixties, I think.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 02:28AM

where's Harry at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 06, 2011 03:15AM

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> where's Harry at??

Harry's with me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 06, 2011 03:42AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 07:07PM

Ohpen early on a count of the soupbowl sundy.

Miz always leavbes a key underthe mat.

Where's everytboydy y'a;;?

Who me? I'm Harry... I just ate half a bag of corn chops iand dips.. Now I'm fixin' to eat a pizza...

... a whole pizza...

I love sports!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 07:12PM

Is anyoen at a bar right now?! I'm not... but don't you loce when people clap for a "good play"...

Wher'es your rteam spirit!?

You aren't a real fan unless you're dressed like a fag it and constantly make noise!

-Harry Tuttle on the soupbowl...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 07:17PM

OH SHIS THE GODADDY COMMERCIAL IW ON! THEY HOOKED ME! I'm GONNA G OCHECK OUT THE UNCENSORED VERSON ON THE WEB NOW!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 07:24PM

Where's eesh at?

Wher'es Snapple?

Whe'res Gustenvon oGOrnadri?

Whe'res Oaktonmom?

Wher'es Dwifht.?

Hey, SaViMiVa, Wher'e you at?

Whe'res FunDamental at?

Wher'es Melissa at?

Qhwe;es Predatore Obama At?

I wunder if Mr. Misery is ok... He said he's dirunal now.. I hate when I have to go to the bathroom all the time..

Is Mr. Misery just living life? Oh nothin, chillin' just living my life dood.

Hay Miz/// What'chja doin? Are you just living life?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 07:54PM

wheres professor plangloss?
whees vglinfxin?
wher'es brtdrnva?
were's fngbmger?
Whe'res elle diabla?
Whe'res syphilis?
Where's Robert Grayburg at?
Wher'es Msrgie?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Anonymous Harry Tuttle Post ()

Date: February 06, 2011 07:55PM

hay guise! Where's TRICKIE?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 07:57PM

Hay! Whe'res Furfur?

Whe'res Iam Spunky?
Wher'es Spacy?
Wher'es Furfax Townie?
Wher'es Ferfux?

Where's ffxdude?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 08:42PM

Dennis Rodman just scored a 25ft yard run! Vicotry is ensured! I'm going to win so many sooperbowl pools!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 06, 2011 10:36PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> wheres professor plangloss?

he's contemplating the meaning of football.

> whees vglinfxin?

she's fixing gonads another drink.

> wher'es brtdrnva?

he's in san francisco, frantically searching for themuse.

> were's fngbmger?

don't know.

> Whe'res elle diabla?

she's posting pics of her bottom on the NFL website.

> Whe'res syphilis?

he's sitting on gonads' lap.

> Where's Robert Grayburg at?

he's watching the after game coverage.... under a bridge.

> Wher'es Msrgie?

i've wondered that, also. she and i got along so well.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 10:39PM

Hay Alias! I'm still conscious after the SOUPBOWL drinking game! I don't think I'll watch another one... It bored me to tiers...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 11:04PM

Mizzo I need your help...

What was the name of the awful Asian singer that Opie and Anthony used to always play clips of? I was trying to find a youtube clip to post on the forum, but now I just want to know her name... It's driving me crazy...

I wanna say it was "Swan" or something... but I don't think that was it

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 06, 2011 11:07PM

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> themuse is posting here. This thread has AIDS now.

luau

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 11:35PM

Today is Tuttle day... Star Wars is my faviorite day... it's a holiday.. we wear brushes on our feet, y'all...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 06, 2011 11:43PM

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> luau
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 06, 2011 11:45PM

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why do i get the feeling you are in that photo?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 06, 2011 11:47PM

eesh, that picture of your HumuhumunukunukuÄpuaa is very flattering...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 06, 2011 11:50PM

Alias is in the middle of the photo, that is before we got her drunk and gangbanged her on the beach. No one could hear her muffled cries for help over the Jimmy Buffett music.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 11:57PM

appreatnly, wer'e opene for bidn'ess, guise. Thanks for opekning early, Hare beaor.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 06, 2011 11:58PM

OMG DID YOU SEE FERGIOE'S PEUSSY???? IT WAS ALL OVER THE LOCAL NEWOS. THIS IS GOING TO MAKE JANTEO JACKSO N LIIKE LOKE BLUES' CLOOIS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:01AM

I started my night with tequila... had a few stouts... then a PA... now I'm drinking vodkas...

Who, me? I'm Harry... I cut my nails once a month...

Stay clean y'all...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:02AM

I forgot to mention, I'm listening to electronica music...

Tommy E#I(*&^# is a jotosexual, y'all...

Who, me? I'm Harry Tuttle... I have the keyz to tha jeepz...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:02AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Who, me? I'm Harry... I cut my nails once a
> month...

I just chew my fingernails every few days. They still look trimmed afterwards though.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:03AM

I nelver cut my fnails but someihow they always stay short and cneat. I dont' get it. GIouress I'm joust luckky.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:04AM

I'm listioneing to funk music rioght now....the meteoers... o

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:05AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I forgot to mention, I'm listening to electronica
> music...
>
>
> Tommy E#I(*&^# is a jotosexual, y'all...
>
> Who, me? I'm Harry Tuttle... I have the keyz to
> tha jeepz...

electronica??? im in. jam to this while chewing your meat. dont think it is in my TITM thread. didnt feel like kicking a head dorse.

jammitnow

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:07AM

I love the meters! Cissy Strut is my jam, dooz...
Ever hear the jam, sophisticated Cissy?

It's live wire... butter... the meteorrees put it down...

Kill.. kill.. gnar... kill

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> I'm listioneing to funk music rioght now....the
> meteoers... o

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:08AM

faslt forwoard seleceter!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:15AM

Listening to Aqua cheers me up....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:17AM

wherel's Jamesl Brown at/???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:26AM

Conie just PMd me saying that everyone knows I'm gay... but that's impossible becuase I wrote on the forum about having a girldfriend!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:28AM

Haryeo TUtttlo liokes pussy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:29AM

Harry Tuttle posing in Loudoun county for a photo shoot, gay or not?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:32AM

Iod6ts Only gsay if you payd for iti ewsh!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:34AM

I think this is bloody blisters....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:36AM

ha, i would never wear a rodeo glow shirt like that.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:36AM

I;m pshycnhed for COwboys and Allens yaoll!!!///.,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Gonie ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:40AM

What are you guys talking about?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:45AM

DOOOD! THAT LOOKS LIUST LIEKE BNLDOOOY BLISTER!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:48AM

Fuckit... let's take trhis to the chartroom y'all... Alias I'm waiting for you to be msy poartner in croime

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:48AM

no, blioidy bkisters loioiks like a young drejw Carey

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Gonie ()

Date: February 07, 2011 12:54AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Fuckit... let's take trhis to the chartroom
> y'all... Alias I'm waiting for you to be msy
> poartner in croime

Harry, I'm much prettier than Alias, plus, I can say fuck and wut.

Don't you want me in the chartroom?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:07AM

Conie, back off, bitch.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:10AM

Tka chat is pisopppun, Alias! Dome join us!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐliÐ°s ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:11AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Conie, back off, bitch.

That's not me.
I would never talk like that.

IMPOSTOR!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:17AM

Chart was fun but eesh kept bpretendinf to be mr misery...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:17AM

I want real miz in the chat damnit...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:29AM

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> Conie, back off, bitch.

Wut did i do?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:30AM

Harryo, I WAAS INS the chat dood!!!! I was "user" wahterver......it WAS MEO!!!Mr Mysteries!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:34AM

JI'm callin it....thiso was the BEST NIGHTO EVER ON FAIROFAX UNDERGROUDN!!!!!! BEST EVOER!!!!!! I'M SO WAOSTED!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:37AM

G;NIGHT GUISOE....TAKNKS FOR A WONDOERFUL TIME!!!!!!!KNJ./

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:39AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> G;NIGHT GUISOE....TAKNKS FOR A WONDOERFUL
> TIME!!!!!!!KNJ./

GNIGHT MIZ...LUV EWE !!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:43AM

Here you go, fake Miz... A chat log...

*** Falcon [~ae386c3c@fairfaxunderground.com] has joined #fairfax
[Falcon] dag yo
[CamdenUsery] I believe you
*** user011 [~4c78fed4@fairfaxunderground.com] has joined #fairfax
[Falcon] it should be known
[user011] hay guise, Mr. Mysteries here
[Falcon] ha
[user011] where's Harro at??l;
[Falcon] not here
[CamdenUsery] Harry is asleep at the wheel.
[user011] Hare-Bear, whoere are you/.,
[Falcon] he's an irresponsible driver
[harrytittlr] hetr i am
[user011] Harry bud bud buddyoi
[harrytittlr] sup doods
[CamdenUsery] Harry's awake!
[user011] what'js upto Haorryy??m
[harrytittlr] oh you no. jusy lovin comnercisld. shredfing gnars and what have you
[user011] where's aliosaso at.
[harrytittlr] dono bro
[user011] we had a daioto
[CamdenUsery] Harry why are you such a fag?
[Falcon] ima falcon
[harrytittlr] grrrowl
[CamdenUsery] grrrowl
[user011] harryo what areo you eating righto now/[]
[harrytittlr] notjomg... im cheejng tobacku
[user011] hey where;l;s eesh at/??
[harrytittlr] bouy to dink some more vodja
[harrytittlr] i.thinl eesh os.camden
[Falcon] dytto
[user011] fugurues
[user011] anyboidy ever drops a cake ato someoine elseios birthdayo bparty???
[Falcon] yes
[Falcon] it was a sad day
[user011] sdeperesssiong
[harrytittlr] of coarae dood
[Falcon] TVCD in da house?
[user011] my boiss kept eating my luicnnch.....wthere was nothing I could do abou t it
[user011] i dropoed a dtady od flasagna at a familty dinner once
[CamdenUsery] Shut up
[user011] i had to eato in the garage
[user011] you shout up.
[user011] somehtinmes when sonoones looking, I sitck my hand into theo straw dispeonser at Macdonaldos
[Falcon] that racist
[harrytittlr] timr fot more vofka...
[harrytittlr] whosr wuth ne?
[user011] timeo for my ambioen
[user011] harep-bear!!!
[Falcon] your internet sucks
[CamdenUsery] Harry uses dial up!
[Falcon] ha
[user011] i joust ate a jtomaoto. Lycopeneo
[CamdenUsery] Falcon, when are we going to blow this pop-stand and get nasty?
[user011] wghy don't we alio start a bang?
[Falcon] i can gets the nasty
[harrytittlr] sup guosr
[user011] i'll player keyebouards
[harrytittlr] too much vodka
[harrytittlr] my apilogize
[user011] haryo can plary trobmobono
[CamdenUsery] I think Harry plays the skin flute
[user011] eesh will paly fluter
[user011] mizo witlll paly tenor saxo
[harrytittlr] whetes eesh?
[user011] alisas will palyo bass
[Falcon] what do i play huh?
[user011] vibes
[CamdenUsery] Falcon will play the harmonica
[CamdenUsery] it has been decided
[Falcon] is that a homo intrament?
[harrytittlr] play tja kaxoo, bro
[user011] we wiolll acall ourselrves the Death Eerections
[Falcon] why sometimes your name highlighted?
[user011] we play free jazzo
[harrytittlr] dono
[harrytittlr] i like the seesaw
[Falcon] free? fuck yu im outies
[user011] bepbop then
[harrytittlr] vab wr play pizzle?
[user011] dixkieland
[CamdenUsery] I don't see any highlighting
[CamdenUsery] Just them good ol boys
[Falcon] never meanin no harm
[harrytittlr] aimt norhin bur a g thang baby
[Falcon] way to fag things up tuts
[user011] bill corosby was snice to me
[harrytittlr] yer juat jealiys
[Falcon] jellys?
[user011] ima fag
[Falcon] dytto
[CamdenUsery] KEVIN CHUNG IN THE BUILDING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
[Falcon] welcome hunga
[user011] i suck biog dickls
[harrytittlr] meat two
[harrytittlr] meat two yall
[Falcon] i prefer mediocre dics
[user011] i wanto a treanscript of this
[CamdenUsery] Why do I get the feeling eesh is pretending to be Mr. Misery?
[Falcon] cause its easy to do
[user011] eesh not smaort enoguth to preotend to be me
[Falcon] confirmed then yo
[harrytittlr] lol#somethibg
[user011] fat handsl
[harrytittlr] peace marvo
[user011] hay hare-Beare!!!
[user011] where's aliaso at/??
[Falcon] missouri, you think you could have come up with a better name than user011?!
[user011] i'm not good
[Falcon] duely noted
[user011] joust jcall me MR. Myesteries.
[Falcon] cant spell it
[Falcon] say something only missouri would know
[CamdenUsery] Glad you all could stop by
[user011] I haveo indestrubctible legs
[longhornharry] dup doodz. eesh stikk here i see
[Falcon] something better
[longhornharry] faje mizo alert
[user011] pasipon is really rfairfaxdue
[user011] true
[user011] she cameo on to me
[Falcon] 4 better foo
[longhornharry] eesh, why dont you fuck off?
[longhornharry] get a life maybe?
[user011] yeah eesho notboody likes you not evne o your mother
[Falcon] i have one thanks harry
[CamdenUsery] Anyone want to poke some snot?
[user011] eesho, you ever get depreoessed?'
[Falcon] only when i think of my mother
[longhornharry] wait, whose eesh?
[user011] did yshe did oer soumthintg?
[user011] my mothero is the BEST
[Falcon] i dont like to talk about it
[longhornharry] user, yourr not fooling anyone
[longhornharry] gtfo
[user011] who me
[user011] it's me harryo
[user011] the ol mizo
[Falcon] i got the runz z ya
[user011] shessh, I guess I hoit a nerve there
*** Falcon [~ae386c3c@fairfaxunderground.com] has quit ["CGI:IRC"]
[user011] where cano I get a treanscript of this chatolog?]?
[user011] where's harryo at??
[user011] laterz
*** user011 [~4c78fed4@fairfaxunderground.com] has quit ["CGI:IRC (EOF)"]

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:45AM

That was really you? WEEEIIRRDD....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:47AM

LOL, I take it Falcon was supposed to be me impersonating Misery? I'm sure you can show the IP address since this is IRC.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:49AM

No, we all thought user was you...

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL, I take it Falcon was supposed to be me
> impersonating Misery? I'm sure you can show the IP
> address since this is IRC.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:52AM

it reallyo was me, hearry!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:52AM

gbiubuughgtg agaubsbn

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 01:52AM

You seemed so eeshish, Mizzo....

Why come?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 07, 2011 02:01AM

Wow... asleep buy 2 o xlokc! Whar a wiener!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ÐliÐ°s ()

Date: February 07, 2011 02:45AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Here you go, fake Miz... A chat log...
>
> *** Falcon [~ae386c3c@fairfaxunderground.com] has
> joined #fairfax
> dag yo
> I believe you
> *** user011 [~4c78fed4@fairfaxunderground.com] has
> joined #fairfax
> it should be known
> hay guise, Mr. Mysteries here
> ha
> where's Harro at??l;
> not here
> Harry is asleep at the wheel.
> Hare-Bear, whoere are you/.,
> he's an irresponsible driver
> hetr i am
> Harry bud bud buddyoi
> sup doods
> Harry's awake!
> what'js upto Haorryy??m
> oh you no. jusy lovin comnercisld. shredfing
> gnars and what have you
> where's aliosaso at.
> dono bro
> we had a daioto
> Harry why are you such a fag?
> ima falcon
> grrrowl
> grrrowl
> harryo what areo you eating righto now/[]
> notjomg... im cheejng tobacku
> hey where;l;s eesh at/??
> bouy to dink some more vodja
> i.thinl eesh os.camden
> dytto
> fugurues
> anyboidy ever drops a cake ato someoine elseios
> birthdayo bparty???
> yes
> it was a sad day
> sdeperesssiong
> of coarae dood
> TVCD in da house?
> my boiss kept eating my luicnnch.....wthere was
> nothing I could do abou t it
> i dropoed a dtady od flasagna at a familty dinner
> once
> Shut up
> i had to eato in the garage
> you shout up.
> somehtinmes when sonoones looking, I sitck my
> hand into theo straw dispeonser at Macdonaldos
> that racist
> timr fot more vofka...
> whosr wuth ne?
> timeo for my ambioen
> harep-bear!!!
> your internet sucks
> Harry uses dial up!
> ha
> i joust ate a jtomaoto. Lycopeneo
> Falcon, when are we going to blow this pop-stand
> and get nasty?
> wghy don't we alio start a bang?
> i can gets the nasty
> sup guosr
> i'll player keyebouards
> too much vodka
> my apilogize
> haryo can plary trobmobono
> I think Harry plays the skin flute
> eesh will paly fluter
> mizo witlll paly tenor saxo
> whetes eesh?
> alisas will palyo bass
> what do i play huh?
> vibes
> Falcon will play the harmonica
> it has been decided
> is that a homo intrament?
> play tja kaxoo, bro
> we wiolll acall ourselrves the Death Eerections
> why sometimes your name highlighted?
> we play free jazzo
> dono
> i like the seesaw
> free? fuck yu im outies
> bepbop then
> vab wr play pizzle?
> dixkieland
> I don't see any highlighting
> Just them good ol boys
> never meanin no harm
> aimt norhin bur a g thang baby
> way to fag things up tuts
> bill corosby was snice to me
> yer juat jealiys
> jellys?
> ima fag
> dytto
> KEVIN CHUNG IN THE BUILDING LADIES AND
> GENTLEMEN!
> welcome hunga
> i suck biog dickls
> meat two
> meat two yall
> i prefer mediocre dics
> i wanto a treanscript of this
> Why do I get the feeling eesh is pretending to be
> Mr. Misery?
> cause its easy to do
> eesh not smaort enoguth to preotend to be me
> confirmed then yo
> lol#somethibg
> fat handsl
> peace marvo
> hay hare-Beare!!!
> where's aliaso at/??
> missouri, you think you could have come up with a
> better name than user011?!
> i'm not good
> duely noted
> joust jcall me MR. Myesteries.
> cant spell it
> say something only missouri would know
> Glad you all could stop by
> I haveo indestrubctible legs
> dup doodz. eesh stikk here i see
> something better
> faje mizo alert
> pasipon is really rfairfaxdue
> true
> she cameo on to me
> 4 better foo
> eesh, why dont you fuck off?
> get a life maybe?
> yeah eesho notboody likes you not evne o your
> mother
> i have one thanks harry
> Anyone want to poke some snot?
> eesho, you ever get depreoessed?'
> only when i think of my mother
> wait, whose eesh?
> did yshe did oer soumthintg?
> my mothero is the BEST
> i dont like to talk about it
> user, yourr not fooling anyone
> gtfo
> who me
> it's me harryo
> the ol mizo
> i got the runz z ya
> shessh, I guess I hoit a nerve there
> *** Falcon [~ae386c3c@fairfaxunderground.com] has
> quit ["CGI:IRC"]
> where cano I get a treanscript of this
> chatolog?]?
> where's harryo at??
> laterz
> *** user011 [~4c78fed4@fairfaxunderground.com] has
> quit ["CGI:IRC (EOF)"]

LOL@ you perverts.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 07, 2011 02:50AM

ÐliÐ°s Wrote:
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>
> LOL@ you perverts.

hey, nobody calls these perverts, perverts, except for me.

move your fat carcass outta here.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:13AM

we'ere open for bid'ness, gentlemans
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:14AM

Harry, there's a girl I wann a fuck, what should I do?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:14AM

I think she might be a lesbian, her name is Samantha

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:15AM

she's a very talented artist, but I just wanna fuck her

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:15AM

fucker her shit art

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:16AM

Harry?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:16AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> she's a very talented artist, but I just wanna
> fuck her

pretend to like her art then you will get the other.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:16AM

should I tell her I like her art even though I don't like it?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:16AM

Have you talked to her yet?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:17AM

o okay

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:18AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Have you talked to her yet?

no, that's the biggest problemo. I wias thinkin of opening with "hey, I like your artwork." how's that>?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:18AM

Oh, thank you for telling me...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> o okay

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:19AM

but Harry, what if she's a lesbian?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:20AM

What kind of setting is this? Is this at an artshow or something? Is she your neighbor, dood?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Have you talked to her yet?
>
>
> no, that's the biggest problemo. I wias thinkin of
> opening with "hey, I like your artwork." how's
> that>?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:20AM

she has short hairs

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:20AM

hey page 9

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:21AM

If she's a lesbian, she'd probably be real fun to hang out with... You can go pick up chicks together...

Maybe you guys will get drunk one night and she'll accidentally go straight...

But you need to talk to her first, Mizzorella...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:22AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Have you talked to her yet?
>
>
> no, that's the biggest problemo. I wias thinkin of
> opening with "hey, I like your artwork." how's
> that>?

terrible, tell her her artwork is shitty, then describe in detail what you "like" about it. once she chuckles ask her out to dinner.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:23AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What kind of setting is this? Is this at an
> artshow or something? Is she your neighbor, dood?
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Have you talked to her yet?
> >
> >
> > no, that's the biggest problemo. I wias thinkin
> of
> > opening with "hey, I like your artwork." how's
> > that>?

I can't go into spwcifics withoug giving away some perosonal info....buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut................lets just say we see each other in the same setting twice a week

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:23AM

Wow, Page 9 Miz!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:24AM

haven't talked to her yet, at what point would it be weird to start? Is there a poiint of no return?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:24AM

Awesome dood... like a karate class?

You can always make fun of people.... like the overweight karate instructor... or the little dweeby kid who always takes bathroom breaks...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:25AM

she's into kung foo, I like jujitiosu.......

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:26AM

No, absolutely not... You can start as early or as late as you wish... If you get a late start, she will think that you're just now noticing her...

Unless you've already been communicating to her with awkward nonverbal communication...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> haven't talked to her yet, at what point would it
> be weird to start? Is there a poiint of no return?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:26AM

Harry I feel like if I started talking to anyone, expescially a woman, I would just get the cops called on me. Do you ever feel like this?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:27AM

Maybe you can tell her that you're curious about learning some kung fu... and ask her for some pointers?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> she's into kung foo, I like jujitiosu.......

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:28AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> No, absolutely not... You can start as early or as
> late as you wish... If you get a late start, she
> will think that you're just now noticing her...
>
> Unless you've already been communicating to her
> with awkward nonverbal communication...
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > haven't talked to her yet, at what point would
> it
> > be weird to start? Is there a poiint of no
> return?

no communication, cept I sit next to her each karate class.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:28AM

I know what you mean miz. dats why u need women like this:
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:28AM

maybe I should ask to borrow her black belt or sumpin

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:30AM

I used to bud, bud, buddaayy.... But I got over that...

It's all in your head...

You need to convince yourself that you are comfortable with yourself.

Social interaction is mostly posturing anyway... Substance plays a minimal role...

It's all an act... like in a mooovie on TCM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry I feel like if I started talking to anyone,
> expescially a woman, I would just get the cops
> called on me. Do you ever feel like this?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:30AM

she's really pretyy, but not in a really prissy, girly, high maintenance kinka way. that plus the short hair makes me thinkg she may be lesbo.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:32AM

so, when they say 'be yoursefl', that's the worst advice you can give.

I need to play the part of Mr. Mysteries, storng, confident, cool. That's me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:32AM

You sit next to her? PERFECT DOOD. Ask her for if she has a spare gi....

Or if she'll help you get that deep stretch on your hammies...

You can just deliver a pre-meditated line at a random point in the karate class and go back to being mr. mysteries... You need to develop some kind of routine with her... then totally fuck with the routine as soon as she's starting to get comfortable...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:33AM

Yeah, "be yourself" comes in handy once she starts annoying you...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> so, when they say 'be yoursefl', that's the worst
> advice you can give.
>
> I need to play the part of Mr. Mysteries, storng,
> confident, cool. That's me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:34AM

......like Bill Crosby/?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:35AM

kick her in the stomach then ask her out on a date. worked for me

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:35AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Yeah, "be yourself" comes in handy once she starts
> annoying you...
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > so, when they say 'be yoursefl', that's the
> worst
> > advice you can give.
> >
> > I need to play the part of Mr. Mysteries,
> storng,
> > confident, cool. That's me.

yeah, cuz I have pretty negative, undesirable qualities. I wouldn't advertize that shit. SO I have to be an actor. Thanks, Hare!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:37AM

I always thought "be yourself" was the lamest concept ever...

because no matter what you do, or how you behave, you are always "being yourself"

If you act cocky, you're not "not being yourself"... you're "being yourself acting cocky"...

You can't not be yourself..

I think that just means act how you act when no one's looking? I don't know...

Maybe it just means act like you don't give a shit... ?

Any thoughts? Pics? Links?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:40AM

I guess just try to make her laugh and don't be a pussy... That's the concept...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: juju bee ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:41AM

i think in any relationship, there will always be someone getting fucked in the end:
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:42AM

^^^LQQK UP FOR A HOT PIC^^^

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:42AM

here's asome of her karate-work. That's her in the karate, but hse has short hair now. whaddayou thing?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:43AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I guess just try to make her laugh and don't be a
> pussy... That's the concept...

making her laugh is out the window, dood. That would be a train wreck. I am gravely serious in real life. It would be ugly. I have a frown on my face most otf the time.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:44AM

Because i know you're shy and insecure. I'll put it this way......
It's all about selling yourself Miz. You have to convince her that
she will want to spend time with you.

So, yeah. You'll have to take on the role of a confident guy.

Not cocky...just be yourself. But believe you are just as good as the next guy.

Cuz you are

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:45AM

yeah, I'm as good as Ted Danson. WHo is he? He's nobodayt!! I'm better!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:46AM

isn't she cute?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:46AM

I'm assuming, since you said you don't like her karate style, you don't want my thoughts on her technique..

I will, instead, share my thoughts on her appearance...

She looks young, and flat chested...

But whatevers dood... JUST GO FOR IT!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:47AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> here's asome of her karate-work. That's her in the
> karate, but hse has short hair now. whaddayou
> thing?

She's cute Miz

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:48AM

What's the worst thing that could happen? She says she doesn't like you? She laughs at you?

So what? JUST GO FOR IT DOOD!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:48AM

juju bee Wrote:
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> i think in any relationship, there will always be
> someone getting fucked in the end:

Jesus eesh!

Must you??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:48AM

I'm not a peedo, Harry!!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: take her temperature ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:49AM

she lookss like a boy. are you sure that is a girl? sometimes they tuck their balls and shaft between their legs and shave their assholes clean.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:50AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm assuming, since you said you don't like her
> karate style, you don't want my thoughts on her
> technique..
>
> I will, instead, share my thoughts on her
> appearance...
>
> She looks young, and flat chested...
>
> But whatevers dood... JUST GO FOR IT!

Omg harry. How can you tell anything about her chest from that pic?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:51AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm assuming, since you said you don't like her
> karate style, you don't want my thoughts on her
> technique..
>
> I will, instead, share my thoughts on her
> appearance...
>
> She looks young,

she is not as advanced a karate expert as I am, so yes she is younger

and flat chested...
>

but she has a nice big ass dood. not too big. but NICE.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:51AM

Why does he need to convince her? WHo is she? She's no Ted Dansen.. Once Mizzo learns to convince himself that he is the shit, he won't need to do any more convincing...

unless he's trying to convince her to let him stick it in her butt...

Conie Wrote:
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> You have to
> convince her that
> she will want to spend time with you.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: FistyMcFisterson ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:52AM

ask her if she would want to shove her pinky finger down your dick hole.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:53AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I always thought "be yourself" was the lamest
> concept ever...

yes and no.

> because no matter what you do, or how you behave,
> you are always "being yourself"

true.

> If you act cocky, you're not "not being
> yourself"... you're "being yourself acting
> cocky"...

yep.

> You can't not be yourself..

right.

> I think that just means act how you act when no
> one's looking?

not really.

> Maybe it just means act like you don't give a
> shit... ?

no.

> Any thoughts?

just be the good harry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:54AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> she is not as advanced a karate expert as I am, so
> yes she is younger

Eh, I hope she's not too young... I know there's a whole "barely legal" preference but I don't get it... Most young girls, once they start talking, bore me to tears...

>
> and flat chested...
> >
>
> but she has a nice big ass dood. not too big. but
> NICE.

NICE DOOD! JUST GO FOR IT!@ GOOO FORI TTITTT!!!

Conie Wrote:
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> Omg harry. How can you tell anything about her
> chest from that pic?

Because I have eyes, dummy...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:56AM

Why do good harries like bad girlz?

Alias Wrote:
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> just be the good harry.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:58AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why does he need to convince her? WHo is she?
> She's no Ted Dansen.. Once Mizzo learns to
> convince himself that he is the shit, he won't
> need to do any more convincing...
>
> unless he's trying to convince her to let him
> stick it in her butt...
>
> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You have to
> > convince her that
> > she will want to spend time with you.

Sometimes, if you can't convince yourself that you are the shit..the process of convincing someone else that you are helps you to know you are...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:58AM

Just be the "good Harry" and ignore all the other harries in my demented playground?

Where's the Tao in that?

Where's the harmony?

Why neglect my other Harries?

That's not "just being yourself"!

Alias Wrote:
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> just be the good harry.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:58AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm not a peedo, Harry!!

HA!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:58AM

that's it, next karate class, I'm going to tioell her I like her kung foo, even thought I kinda dion't. THen, I'm going to ask her if she's from around here? Then she'll ask me if I'm from around here? Then, I'll ask for her digits. Or, should I offer her my digits? Whaddayou thing, Harry? Which is better? SHould I say, 'hey, you wanna hang out sometime?" is that acceptable. DO eopeople say that? Advice please.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 12:59AM

None of us know anything Miz! Don't listen to us... except for when we say "GOOO FOR IT, DOOD!"

You'll figure it out on your own anyway BUUDDDDDD

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Socky ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:00AM

Is Conie really one to be giving advice on getting some strange miz??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: nitsy ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:01AM

ask her to wax your bow staff after karate.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:02AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that's it, next karate class, I'm going to tioell
> her I like her kung foo, even thought I kinda
> dion't. THen, I'm going to ask her if she's from
> around here? Then she'll ask me if I'm from around
> here?

You're going to interview her? Don't do newsman interview, do talkshow interview... Jon Stewart does a killer interview bro..

Then, I'll ask for her digits. Or, should I
> offer her my digits? Whaddayou thing, Harry? Which
> is better?

Get her digits...

> SHould I say, 'hey, you wanna hang out
> sometime?" is that acceptable. DO eopeople say
> that? Advice please.

Sometimes I guess... I think it'd be better if you had something specific in mind when you ask her...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:05AM

Don't ask for her digits... Tell her to give them to you... Do it right as the conversation is reaching it's climax... always leave it on the up for the first few interactions....

Beware the low point...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:09AM

but harry, if I say 'you wanna hang out SOMETIME', taht leaves it open to possiblilities, right? If i say 'you wanna hang out tomoorrow night', she might say, 'oh, I would, but I'm washing my hair that night'. RIGHT?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:13AM

Ok, let's say you ask her to hang out sometime... and she says ok...

THen what? Then you still have to come up with something to do... and a time to do it...

You still run into the same obstacles... only later...

Just don't be a pussy dood...

Who cares if she is washing her hair that day... go find another girl who isn't...

Get as much practice as you can...

Then you can ask her out again...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> but harry, if I say 'you wanna hang out SOMETIME',
> taht leaves it open to possiblilities, right? If i
> say 'you wanna hang out tomoorrow night', she
> might say, 'oh, I would, but I'm washing my hair
> that night'. RIGHT?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:14AM

offer to wash her hair for her.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:15AM

Yeah, dood... that's the spirit...

I bet Brown Eye Blind gets mad bitches in karate class..

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> offer to wash her hair for her.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:18AM

don't I have to start to build a rapport with her first? I have to start saying, "hi, some karate class yesterday, huh?", and stuff like that. I have to ease myself into thioe colon. right? I have to be a person firost.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:18AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 06:09PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:20AM

i dont take karate. i did take some tai chi though, helps me keep my balance out on that ledge ma fren

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Yeah, dood... that's the spirit...
>
> I bet Brown Eye Blind gets mad bitches in karate
> class..
>
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > offer to wash her hair for her.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:21AM

do they serve Pepsi at cooffee places?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:21AM

Talk about cats. Women love cats.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:21AM

i have had these recurring dreams since i was 7 and the name vincent puglia always comes up. I finally thought to google the name but the results did not trigger anything. isnt that weird.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:22AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:23AM

Yeah, it probably wouldn't hurt to build some kind of rapport with her...

But sometimes you don't need to... There aren't really any rools that work 100percent of the time...

That's why I suggest practice... Ask a girl that you don't want to fuck out on a date first... get your confidence up.. and practice flirting, reading body language and cues and all that good stuff...

Or you can just GOGOOOOOO FOR IT DOOOD!!

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> don't I have to start to build a rapport with her
> first? I have to start saying, "hi, some karate
> class yesterday, huh?", and stuff like that. I
> have to ease myself into thioe colon. right? I
> have to be a person firost.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:23AM

I never drank coffee before. what if i spit it out all aover her face/?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM

Yeah, Hatemotor probably has some good advice... you can get her talking by asking open ended questions... None of that nickel and dime "yes or no" shit...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM

forget coffee dates. ask her to lunch. beacuse it is light out and not night at noon, it does not feel like a date.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM

You can drink tea at coffee places... You won't spit tea out dooddd

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I never drank coffee before. what if i spit it out
> all aover her face/?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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>

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:26AM

yeah, if coffee isn't your style, you may not feel comfortable there and she can smell your fears...

Lunch is cool... she might just go with you for a free meal...

You also might realize that you hate her... but you can still fukkk her dood!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:27AM

maybe ill ask one of those really hot, out of anyone's league girls out, out of nowhere, just passing by on the street. Since I have no chance, I shouldn't feel crushed, right? I think I'll do thalt/.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:27AM

i think there is a gem show coming up. maybe she is an aspiring lapidarian

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:27AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> forget coffee dates. ask her to lunch. beacuse it
> is light out and not night at noon, it does not
> feel like a date.

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:29AM

I think "just grabbing a beer" is fairly innocent... But I guess you could probably eat a sandwich or something at a coffee place...

I don't know... I've never been to a coffee place...

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Wrong!
>
> Food or alcohol is the next level, there is an
> implied commitment
>
> Start innocently,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:30AM

but you can eat food with coffee. maybe try some humor to win her over. Try and guess her weight.

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > forget coffee dates. ask her to lunch. beacuse
> it
> > is light out and not night at noon, it does not
> > feel like a date.
>
>
> Wrong!
>
> Food or alcohol is the next level, there is an
> implied commitment
>
> Start innocently,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: FUCK SOUTHWEST AIRLINES ! ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:30AM

HEY Y'ALL,
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS USING SOME OBNOXIOUS FAGGOT IN THEIR NEW COMMERCIALS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:31AM

LOL! Yes on the humor... No on the guessing her weight... That's a finesse move, miz...

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> but you can eat food with coffee. maybe try some
> humor to win her over. Try and guess her weight.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:32AM

Rosie ODonnell??

FUCK SOUTHWEST AIRLINES ! Wrote:
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> HEY Y'ALL,
> SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS USING SOME OBNOXIOUS FAGGOT
> IN THEIR NEW COMMERCIALS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:33AM

weight guessing is a great joke tuts. the other solid gold one is trying to guess her shoe size.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:33AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> LOL! Yes on the humor... No on the guessing her
> weight... That's a finesse move, miz...
>
>
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but you can eat food with coffee. maybe try
> some
> > humor to win her over. Try and guess her weight.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 03:46PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:39AM

political jokes are not cutesy enough. something lighter, like:

Did you hear Walter Peyton has AIDS? He stuck his meat in the fridge.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:41AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> political jokes are not cutesy enough. something
> lighter, like:
>
> Did you hear Walter Peyton has AIDS? He stuck his
> meat in the fridge.

A 25 year old football joke?

Yeah that's gold

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:43AM

she is so young, that joke will be fresh to her. then, she will laugh, her little boobies will jiggle and she will want to get fresh herself.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:44AM

She may not be a Bears fan

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:44AM

Ok, here's what you say.

Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?

She says yes, there you go.
She says no, you move on.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:45AM

true dat but who is really.

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> She may not be a Bears fan

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:46AM

This is to easy. It is only this easy on those dating videos with Brian Dennehy. What a waste of money those were :(

Alias Wrote:
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> Ok, here's what you say.
>
> Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
>
> She says yes, there you go.
> She says no, you move on.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:48AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Ok, here's what you say.
>
> Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
>
> She says yes, there you go.
> She says no, you move on.

Why do women always give terrible dating advice?

She may not know if she wants to go out with him until they talk a little bit

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:51AM

i am a big eddy money fan, so one of my best lines is that i ask a girl if she wants two tickets to paradise.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 08, 2011 01:59AM

I hope this clears everything up, Miz...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 08, 2011 02:00AM

not hard to impress a 16 y. o. offer to pick her up after school and buy her some chocolates. you're in like sin bra

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 08, 2011 02:31AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Just be the "good Harry" and ignore all the other
> harries in my demented playground?

no, not exactly.

> Where's the Tao in that?

the Tao in that is... simply... that it works.

> Where's the harmony?

CEG. Can we hear that again? pianissimo..

> Why neglect my other Harries?

any girl who falls for the nice Harry will fall for all the Harries.

> That's not "just being yourself"!

give it a shot.

> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just be the good harry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 08, 2011 04:33AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ok, here's what you say.
> >
> > Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
> >
> > She says yes, there you go.
> > She says no, you move on.
>
>
> Why do women always give terrible dating advice?
>
> She may not know if she wants to go out with him
> until they talk a little bit

she probably already knows..

if you're unsure, say "hi, my name is ____ , would you like to shoot the shit for a minute or two?"

actually, don't say that. i might laugh, but some girls might be put off.

so, try something like, hey, you're pretty, wanna have sex?

nooo... even i wouldn't laugh at that.

better to say... hi.. im _____, can i buy you a cup of coffee?

it must be hard for you guys.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 11:54PM

true dat, a'lias. by the way were oped n for bidness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 11:55PM

my cat just ate a tomatoe.

Lycopene.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 11:56PM

where's my baby at?>

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 08, 2011 11:59PM

I just ate a tomato.

Lycopene.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:00AM

Page 10 bithches!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:02AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Page 10 bithches!!!!

Yea Miz!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:03AM

my tomato was a little overripe, guiose.

yuck.

no Lycopene.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:03AM

thanks COne BOner

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:04AM

hey, where's Harry at?>

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:04AM

testing 1234

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:04AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I just ate a tomato.
>
> Lycopene.

not if it was raw.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:04AM

it worked a second time

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:04AM

i only eat tomatoes raw, muse. cooked tomatoes discust me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:05AM

whey, where's Harry at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:05AM

yalias. hiii yalias.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:05AM

bud bud buddie

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:07AM

hello, hello... can anybody hear me?

HELLO?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:07AM

where my duddies at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:08AM

Alias, what did you enkoy for dinner this evening.?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:08AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> i only eat tomatoes raw, muse. cooked tomatoes
> discust me.

then next to no lycopene for you, miz. you may as well eat kitty food.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:08AM

and where's Harry at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:09AM

your off your rocker, muse. tomatioes are chock full o viatiamins.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:09AM

where's aHarry at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:09AM

muse, any advice for me and my kung-foo crucsh?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:10AM

where's Harry TUttle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: kaya ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:10AM

i like grilled asparagus

tomatoes are good

i dont like them cooked either though

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:13AM

hello, hello?

HELLO?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:13AM

you're not Harry tuttle, where's Harry Tuttle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:14AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> muse, any advice for me and my kung-foo crucsh?

only this: anything and everything you do today will effect the rest of your life.
this is your chance: GO.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:14AM

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTLLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:15AM

why HVAE YOU FORSAKEN ME????Q!11/?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:15AM

where's Alias at?>?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:17AM

A page a day keeps the dentist away.. I donn't believe raw tomatoes have less lycopene than cooked kinds... The scarecrow walks at midnight....

Malkovich... malkovich, malkovich...

and... Yes, Alias, your mic is working fine... They're just being rood doods.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:18AM

I repeat! Do not tell Harry Tuttle anything... I am not Harry Tuttle...

It's not really meee you gotta believe me...

Won't someone save me!? Damnit!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:18AM

HARRY!!!! Where have you been!!!! Bustin' mah tool!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:19AM

I was just watchin' the cinema, ya goober...

No harm no foul... no grass on the field, play in the mud... am I right?

I'm ready for some GRIIINDAAGGEE Buuuuudddeeeeeeeyyyy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:21AM

ALRIGHT! IT'S THE DRIVE FOR 11 TOINIGHT, GUISE. WE GO TO 11 PAGES IN ONE SHOT OR WE GO HOME!! GET SET GET READY LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST ONE TO PAGE 11 WINGS A TROPHY

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:21AM

Bowel movements... I'm takin' my lappy lap into the bathroom... Come along for a fantastic voyage, y'all...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:22AM

Is that only sixteen posts until 11? or 66? Is it every 50 or every hundred, dood?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:22AM

I take mine in the mroning, harry. I sued to take them at all hours of the day, but now i'm very regualar.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:23AM

I'm regular tooo.. I regularly go about 5 or 6 times a day... depending on my GGRRINNDAAGGE intake...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:23AM

Mr. Misery, can you see me now?

i could see everything you and themuse were posting but i was like invisible.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:23AM

it's a hunny, hare bear. we got a big job a head of oursleves. Let's get it one!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:24AM

Alias, I see you clearly now the rain is gone. You are the light of my life.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:24AM

I'm sure Alias could help if you stopped being a total jerk-draws to her... ALIAS IS A PERSON, TOO, MIZ!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:24AM

sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:25AM

alias is a woman

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:26AM

how's the poopage comin' hare bear??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:26AM

I feeel like going to the bathroom on web cam... Where's Devil's Reject at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:27AM

she's shavin her pussy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:27AM

I eat lots of spicy foods y'all... Lyopcoene...

I'm almost ready for some chiknstrips now!

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> how's the poopage comin' hare bear??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:27AM

allegedly

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:27AM

don't tell no one harry, but I always though Devils Reject was kinda cute

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:28AM

she looked kinda ethnic

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:28AM

Did you see her? Was there glass on the field or would you have to play in the mud?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:29AM

I figure it's 3 posts til page 11

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:29AM

dood I had frozen fried chicken in a box for sdinner. I'm shittin bricks tommorrow, brosephus!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:29AM

Does ethnic mean black? Because I always think of Indians when I hear "ethnic"... like the kind Christopher Columbus wanted to meet.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:30AM

You figure wrong!@ Leave the math to the grownfolks...

Conie Wrote:
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> I figure it's 3 posts til page 11

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:30AM

Conie Wrote:
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> I figure it's 3 posts til page 11

more like 45, Cone Dog

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:31AM

yeah, it's a hundred posts in one night or bust, yall!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:31AM

LOL BEGA! I KNOW RITE! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I figure it's 3 posts til page 11
>
>
> more like 45, Cone Dog

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:32AM

Harry, you like BIll COsby??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:32AM

i don't know Miz. I think we're pretty damn close

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:34AM

Does this answer your questions?1

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:34AM

40 (now 39) more posts till page 11, doods

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:34AM

Are you going strait to bed once we accxomplish our goals?

Notice I said "Once" and not "if"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:36AM

not cool hare bear. COsby is respected and revered in comedy today. He is a pionerr, not just of the civil right movment, but of comedy in general he gets way too much shit for being old and crotchtety. COsby is a MASTER storyteller.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:37AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Are you going strait to bed once we accxomplish
> our goals?
>
> Notice I said "Once" and not "if"

you can count on it, brosephus

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:37AM

It will be a beach blast once we get to paghe 11

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:38AM

Bill Cropsbuy tells an excellent story about half-smokes...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:38AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> not cool hare bear. COsby is respected and revered
> in comedy today. He is a pionerr, not just of the
> civil right movment, but of comedy in general he
> gets way too much shit for being old and
> crotchtety. COsby is a MASTER storyteller.

Who cares about Cosby?

How far are we from page 11??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:39AM

reminds me of the Shockmaster, hare.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:39AM

30 posts, conie... You really can't do math, huhu?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:40AM

behold the Shockmaster, doods!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:40AM

eesh is still in the bathroom.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:41AM

yeah where's essh at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:42AM

I found blood on my toilet tissue again...

Guess I ate too much sharp cheddar cheese..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:42AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> 30 posts, conie... You really can't do math, huhu?

No, math was never good to me.

30 post?..really?

Shit...i thought i would be awake to celebrate.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:43AM

oh shit, I just saw another shadow persoin guise......I'm scaered.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:43AM

harry, I"m SO WAISTED /////

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:44AM

It's 24 now... and counting... We'll get this knocked out before 1 y'all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:45AM

Malkovich, malcovichm alko vich ma lkovi chmalko vich!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:45AM

yeah, we gotta get steppin doods. Let's get crazy. Let's get nutz. Let's get wild. COme on guys, we can doo it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:45AM

Let's do it!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:45AM

I'm not waisted... guess I need to work on that...

Let's wok and roll, y'all!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:46AM

Hulk, Spiderman, Magneto, Capatoan America, Iron Man, Darevdevil, Flash, WOlverine, Supersman....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:46AM

I'm serious... I'm not Harry Tuttle...

Why doesn't Alias believe me?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:47AM

what do I do about these shawdown peopole, harry?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:47AM

I got a feeling..that tonight's gonna be a good good night!!!

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2011 12:47AM by Conie.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:47AM

Sarah, pamela, jessika, and rita....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:47AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> yeah where's essh at??

HE'S STILL IN THE BATHROOM.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:47AM

..and as I continue, it's only gettin' sweeta'

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:48AM

I'm afflicted guise...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Chippy ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:48AM

CHippsy's is's in's the's houses, ya'lls, we's cans do's this's guise's. Chippsy's believes's ins's you'ss alls's!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:49AM

I'm circling the drain... orbiting a black hole.... it's only a matter of time before I get sucked in, chewed out, and spit up

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:49AM

you can say that again, CHIPPY!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:49AM

Happy Februany, chippy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:49AM

only 7 more posts, guise WE CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:50AM

SIX!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:50AM

FOUR!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:50AM

What better way to celebrate Black History Month than with $5 foot longs from Subway?

Any foot long, 5 sheckles...

Eat fresh, y'all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:50AM

THREE!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:51AM

Oh, word?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:51AM

FIVE!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:51AM

PAGE ELEVEN!?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:51AM

ONE! ONE HUNDRED POSTS IN ONE NIGHT WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:51AM

Damnit! Conie gets the trophy?

Fuck me to tears...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:52AM

OMG....Page 11!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:52AM

YES!!! WE DID OVER ONE HUNDRED POSTS!!!! WE OBLISTERATED OUR EXPECTAIONS, Y'ALL!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:53AM

That's a one 1 thousand000 posts en total! Congratulations on the successful thread, Miz...

I must admit that I am envious...

I only wish my club house turned out so well...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:53AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Oh, word?

no, Harry, YOU GET THE TROPPY!!! YOU WERE THE 100TH POST1!! CONIE WAS 101!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: taking an 'eesh'... ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:53AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yeah where's essh at??
>
> HE'S STILL IN THE BATHROOM.
>
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:54AM

But I guess my clubhouse did give birth to a recipe for The Douglases...

So, it wasn't a total failure..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:56AM

this is only the beginning for FU;AD..........soon, it will rival the greatest thread ever on FFXU....Wachingtion-Locians Mike O'meara SHow thread......we shall overcome, my brothers...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:56AM

OMG!!!!!

I just wanna thank Miz and Harry and Bloody and Eesh and Gonads and Stinkfist and

...OMG...i could just go on and on.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:56AM

As much as I would love the trophy..

I just didn't earn it...

Conie gets the stinkin' trophy

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ALRIGHT! IT'S THE DRIVE FOR 11 TOINIGHT, GUISE. WE
> GO TO 11 PAGES IN ONE SHOT OR WE GO HOME!! GET SET
> GET READY LETS
> GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !!!!!!!
>
> FIRST ONE TO PAGE 11 WINGS A TROPHY

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:57AM

Fuck this shit... I'm going to drink a beer and eat some chikn strips

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:58AM

here you go, COne BOner, here's your trophy!!!! Cherish it!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 12:59AM

I'm gonna go eat ham, harry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:00AM

g'night, guise, and congralations!!!! your all winners!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:00AM

I'm so unhappy...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:00AM

tomorrow in the ;AD, we go for 200!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:01AM

I knew you were gonna go strait to bed...

I feel so used... and cheap...

This is not the life I want to live...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> g'night, guise, and congralations!!!! your all
> winners!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:02AM

Bill COsby loves you, Harry

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:03AM

I'm unlovable...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:05AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm serious... I'm not Harry Tuttle...
>
> Why doesn't Alias believe me?

I believe you, Harry Tuttle.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:12AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm unlovable...

I love you harry

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:14AM

goodnight , my friends

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:15AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> goodnight , my friends

night Miz..sweet dreams

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:17AM

Conie Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm unlovable...

>
> I love you harry

hey, back off, you floozy.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:21AM

Do I want to try to sleep or sit and stare vacantly at various objects?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:29AM

harry, i have a staring problem..

just sleep, harry.

what's your favorite sleeping position?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:30AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Do I want to try to sleep or sit and stare
> vacantly at various objects?

Do you know how to meditate harry?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 09, 2011 01:35AM

Alias Wrote:
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> harry, i have a staring problem..

Who is it a problem for?

>
> just sleep, harry.

I don't know...maybe...

>
> what's your favorite sleeping position?

I can only fall asleep on my stomach/side... with my arm under the pillow...

But If I wake up, I go to my back and enjoy the intense dreams...

Conie Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do I want to try to sleep or sit and stare
> > vacantly at various objects?
>
>
> Do you know how to meditate harry?

Yeah, I do it while I pretend to work...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 10, 2011 12:12AM

we're open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 10, 2011 12:13AM

where's everybody at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 10, 2011 12:14AM

hey, have you guys checked out that 'alternative lifestyle monsters' thread?? It's some weird, wild stuff....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 10, 2011 12:17AM

where's Gay Freddy Krueger at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 10, 2011 12:21AM

where's Chippy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 10, 2011 12:23AM

where's Mr. Mysteries at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 10, 2011 12:24AM

somehow I knew it was going to be a slow night.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 10, 2011 12:37AM

guess we're closing up early tonight...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 10, 2011 12:48AM

...that's it, we're closed!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 11, 2011 12:05AM

we're open for bid'ness, big fuckin whoop
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 11, 2011 12:06AM

alright, we're closed. It's gonna be that kinda night.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 11, 2011 12:07AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 11, 2011 12:09AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> alright, we're closed. It's gonna be that kinda
> night.

Come on Miz. don't be like that.

You've been going to bed at 1:30 lately.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 11, 2011 12:30AM

Cone, we didn't get a SINGLE post last night.....not ONE......maybe we're all just burned out after the 100 posts in one night challenge. I don't feel like asking where everybody's at.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 11, 2011 01:48AM

Miz, you gotta be more dedicated. Going to bed so early is not conducive to making this thread the after hours party spot. It needs an attraction.. it needs a spokesperson... it needs to be reliable. There for people in need, the poor asparagus that are down on their luck, wandering the cold streets with nowhere to go.

Damnit, Miz... when you say "open for bidness" you gotta mean it!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 11, 2011 01:49AM

Did you read the Dr. Tuttle story? I found it strangely compelling.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 11, 2011 01:56AM

my elbow hurts. Harry, you can close up tonight if you want. Remember to vacuum the carpet and go down the checklist. Leave the manila envelope under my door and don't forget to turn on the security alarm before you leave. Also, NEVER throw out the old VHS covers---I NEED those for the fucking inventory! And for the last time, "Mature" does not always mean "MILF"! Consult with me before putting anything into the MILF section.

Also, we're out of poppers. Restock the poppers, next to the dildos and glow in the dark condoms like I taught you.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: strates ()

Date: February 11, 2011 01:58AM

Google result for Dr. Tuttle Story:

http://chippewa.com/news/article_b1dfa9e8-47fb-565f-8464-b55c4ca6c461.html

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2011 01:58AM by strates.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 11, 2011 02:01AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> my elbow hurts. Harry, you can close up tonight if
> you want. Remember to vacuum the carpet and go
> down the checklist. Leave the manila envelope
> under my door and don't forget to turn on the
> security alarm before you leave. Also, NEVER throw
> out the old VHS covers---I NEED those for the
> fucking inventory! And for the last time, "Mature"
> does not always mean "MILF"! Consult with me
> before putting anything into the MILF section.
>
> Also, we're out of poppers. Restock the poppers,
> next to the dildos and glow in the dark condoms
> like I taught you.

Miz is awake!!!

Harry..do not put me in the "Mature" envelope...thanxXOXOX

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 11, 2011 02:02AM

guess what everybody?

I'm going to be marching in the St. Patrick's Day Parade in NY.

LOL @that. Never watched the parade when I lived there. Too busy drinking at some party.

Anyway, be sure to turn on you TV on March 17th. I'll be wearing green!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 11, 2011 02:04AM

my hip hurts

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 11, 2011 02:05AM

Alias Wrote:
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> guess what everybody?
>
> I'm going to be marching in the St. Patrick's Day
> Parade in NY.
>
> LOL @that. Never watched the parade when I lived
> there. Too busy drinking at some party.
>
> Anyway, be sure to turn on you TV on March 17th.
> I'll be wearing green!

Cool. I'll look for you!

Hold your fungus ravaged thumb up!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 11, 2011 02:18AM

Conie Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > guess what everybody?
> >
> > I'm going to be marching in the St. Patrick's
> Day
> > Parade in NY.
> >
> > LOL @that. Never watched the parade when I
> lived
> > there. Too busy drinking at some party.
> >
> > Anyway, be sure to turn on you TV on March
> 17th.
> > I'll be wearing green!
>
> Cool. I'll look for you!
>
> Hold your fungus ravaged thumb up!!

I will, Conie.

After I march for 20 minutes or so, playing up to the cameras and all, I'm heading straight over to this party, with free booze and food.

That's the only reason I'm marching in the first place. ha!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 11, 2011 02:24AM

.Can I take the "arcade" for a spin before I close up shop?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 11, 2011 04:16AM

whoa doodes, i totally thought i was in the bidness center, but i was actually in the where's everybody threat..

anywhoo you'll never guess what just happened to me i ate a snickers ice cream bar.

say it outlowd i dare you.

say "snickers ice cream bar"

i bet you can't help but smile after hearing yourself say it...

i'll bet you a snockers ice cream bar you can't say it without smiling.

but you have to actually THINK about what you're saying....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 11, 2011 04:35AM

It's officially time for black people music...

Start you off with something a little exotic... although familiar... and move you on to a nice sorbet-like palate cleanser.

This is the song I hear when I die///

This is the song I hear when I get the boners...

Do I get the boners because I hear the song, or do I hear the song because I receive the boenrs?

Correlation doesn't necessitate causality, y'all..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 11, 2011 11:59PM

hay, harry, we're open for bid'ness, padn'a!! Gues what---I just make a nice tuana sallad sandiwotch for myserlf, by tmy cat tgets so all worked up at the slightest scent of tuna that she goes CREAZZZY, so I eventually jsut gave up and let her eat my sandwithc. I'll fingish wahta she doesnt' watn. She doesn't ahve germs.

anyway, were are you tongiht, my 'frien'????
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:00AM

it's goinna be a BLorckboster nIght, mah frein'.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:07AM

Business panda in the HHOOOUUUUSSREEE! Thanks for letting me sleep in the arcade last night.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:08AM

GREAT. Nowo where/s COnie, Alias, eesh, and bloody bilisters at>>??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:12AM

ilm; waisted!!!!U Letls ge thtihs party staroted!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:12AM

I made two newo paoingings today. both sare pretty good, io think.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:16AM

Postems?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Paco ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:17AM

hey guise i bring corona. anyone got some salsa chips??
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:21AM

buen trabajo, hermano.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:22AM

I wonder where da lime is stashed??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:24AM

guiuse, have you ever seen a girl smoke a cigaretelte our of hier pussy??>

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye BIind ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:24AM

PS - That's how I became blind, btw.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:26AM

i'm eaioting turedkey luancheion meats. with my kittly right now.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Biindi Over ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:30AM

hey, you are not brown eye blind. you are brown eye biind/

how the hell you been?

Brown Eye BIind Wrote:
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> PS - That's how I became blind, btw.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:33AM

Harry whoere are oyuo??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry T ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:44AM

Greetings. I'm Harry's dashing, James Bond-like alter-ego.

I've been asked to fill in for the so-called "real" Harry, who is, in case you
didn't know, a composite character created by multiple posters -- TheMeeper,
Gravis, WTL, KeepOnTruckin, etc.

Each has been given the password for username "Harry Tuttle," and can post when
and as they see fit.

It's interesting how these multifarious characters, all posting from different
computers, with no coordination whatsoever, somehow create the illusion of a
single persona. It's not really deliberate on their part, more a matter of how
the mind processes information, seeing patterns where there are none.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:45AM

Everywhere and nowhere... all at once. I'm s

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry T ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:47AM

Everywhere and nowhere indeed.

Just like Santa Claus.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:48AM

Harryo, lyou like CHarles Mingus>?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:48AM

Kindly to explain where you fit into this puzzle... are you born out of our collective subconscious? What makes you tick, Rick?

Harry T Wrote:
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> Greetings. I'm Harry's dashing, James Bond-like
> alter-ego.
>
> I've been asked to fill in for the so-called
> "real" Harry, who is, in case you
> didn't know, a composite character created by
> multiple posters -- TheMeeper,
> Gravis, WTL, KeepOnTruckin, etc.
>
> Each has been given the password for username
> "Harry Tuttle," and can post when
> and as they see fit.
>
> It's interesting how these multifarious
> characters, all posting from different
> computers, with no coordination whatsoever,
> somehow create the illusion of a
> single persona. It's not really deliberate on
> their part, more a matter of how
> the mind processes information, seeing patterns
> where there are none.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry T ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:49AM

Harry likes the part in Mingus's bio where he describes how to make love to a woman.

Or, rather, I like that part.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry T ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:50AM

LA LA LA LA LA

I can't hear you.

You don't exist!

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Kindly to explain where you fit into this
> puzzle... are you born out of our collective
> subconscious? What makes you tick, Rick?
>
> Harry T Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Greetings. I'm Harry's dashing, James
> Bond-like
> > alter-ego.
> >
> > I've been asked to fill in for the so-called
> > "real" Harry, who is, in case you
> > didn't know, a composite character created by
> > multiple posters -- TheMeeper,
> > Gravis, WTL, KeepOnTruckin, etc.
> >
> > Each has been given the password for username
> > "Harry Tuttle," and can post when
> > and as they see fit.
> >
> > It's interesting how these multifarious
> > characters, all posting from different
> > computers, with no coordination whatsoever,
> > somehow create the illusion of a
> > single persona. It's not really deliberate on
> > their part, more a matter of how
> > the mind processes information, seeing patterns
> > where there are none.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:50AM

saHaraa Hansdo././

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:52AM

When you talk ska you may as well be talking politics with Regis... in Chinese.

But, tonight, you're speaking my lingus... Chaz M.

The M stands for "Me likey"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry T ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:56AM

"Me likey." Hmmph.

"Harry Tuttle" is probably *not* familiar with the brilliant Miles album "Blue
Moods" (not to be confused with the more famous "Kind of Blue," which "Harry Tuttle"
doubtless is familiar with, in a pedantic sort of pretend-to-like-it way) on which
Mingus plays bass.

But I am.

Emphasis on the last two words of that sentence, y'all.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: I am Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 12:58AM

Emphasis on the first two words of my name, y'all.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Negroe ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:00AM

I know I'm interrupting all y'all's reindeer games.

And I sincerely apologize for that.

I'm out.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:01AM

I likel Charles Mignus....Goodybo Porkoipye Hat is one ofl my favoitites..

Harryo, ska has iots roots largely in the thraditons of jazz.

chekc out this ska version of Dizzy Gilleaspie's Night Nin TUniuisia

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:04AM

You want me to wax poetic about my deep appreciation for Mr. Mingus? His excellent bass chops, his mind blowing improv skills? Well, I won't. It's a blockbuster night... and tonight I will only wane poetic on this night... tonight y'all.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:07AM

i lilke Herbiie Hancock

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:08AM

AAll are welcome in our fun in the sun. You are a breath of fresh air in my stale mind. I would beg you to stay, but I don't want to appear too available. So... you can stay if you want.

Negroe Wrote:
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> I know I'm interrupting all y'all's reindeer
> games.
>
> And I sincerely apologize for that.
>
> I'm out.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:09AM

yes nrgrtoe

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:10AM

haaryy who's whoyour favorite jazz man

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:13AM

Time to go old school on you kids with some real deal Rude Boy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Negroe ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:19AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> So... you can stay if you want.

Well, the room is so stuffy
I can hardly breathe.

Everybodyâ€™s gone but me and you
and I canâ€™t be the last to leave.

But Iâ€™m pledging my time to you
Hopin youâ€™ll come through, too.

G'nite.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:20AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Time to go old school on you kids with some real
> deal Rude Boy
>
>

I see your Honeyboy Martin anld raiose you a Dave anld Ansel COllins:

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:25AM

Ok how about a little Baba Brooks then,,,

Guns Fever!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:29AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Ok how about a little Baba Brooks then,,,
>
> Guns Fever!
>
>

oh sShit it's Carlos Mallcolm and his Afro Jamaicnans!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:32AM

yardbird.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:35AM

Look Out!

Gunmen coming to town!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:35AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Hatemotor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ok how about a little Baba Brooks then,,,
> >
> > Guns Fever!
> >
> >
>
> oh sShit it's Carlos Mallcolm and his Afro
> Jamaicnans!
>
>

i like this, Mr. Misery.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:36AM

...but the sopringtime, but the springtime, I prefer---I prerfer---but the springtime, I prefer.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:38AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Look Out!
>
> Gunmen coming to town!
>
>

only one thiong to do then-----GUN THE MAN DOWN! SEVEN WAYS TO SUNDOWN!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:40AM

Enough singing,, let the band do the talking

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:44AM

I agree.....the NO. 1 Studio 1 riddim---Real Rock//.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:45AM

Variation on a theme,,,the Upsetter,,,Lee Perry

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:49AM

this one is sweeeet,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:49AM

Rupie Martin...DEATH in the areana

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:52AM

RIP alton

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Droolin Awestruck ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:53AM

Watchin you two boys go at, it's like hearing them dueling guitars on Free Bird, by jiminy!

Yee haw!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:54AM

time for some UK skinhead regga ;

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:54AM

I liked this one so much,,,I'm doing it again with some visuals this time

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:56AM

Hay guise... sup...

It's your boy Harry Tuttle here. The good Harry.

What's sip guise?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 12, 2011 01:58AM

Let's go UK then

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 02:01AM

Justin Hinds deserves a mentoin.

and the Dr. Ring Ding version just foro fun

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 12, 2011 02:01AM

And then eventually this back and forth goes old school punk

I need a beer,,,

thanks for the corona,,,hey why is the bottle so greasy,,,,and why does it smell like ass?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 02:10AM

going 2-tone

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 02:20AM

third wave and beyond

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 12, 2011 02:21AM

alright i'm done. park's closed, moose out front shoudlve told ya
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Gay Freddy Krueger ()

Date: February 13, 2011 12:09AM

Haaaaaay, guise

Gay Freddy Krueger here! Mr. Mysteries is out chasing some serious poon-tang, so he asked me to open up shop for him! Cum one, cum all---and I DO mean CUM!!! LOL!!! As Mr. Mysteries would say, "we're open for bid'ness"!

Gotta run--I'm terrorizing ThePackleader tonight in a nightmare about swiss cheese and bean dip! LOL!!!

XOXOXO
-Gay Freddy Krueger
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 13, 2011 12:49AM

This place is a ghost town ,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 12:50AM

thanks a heap, Gay Freddy. Looks like nobody's showing up tonight, my friend. We've hit a real slow patch, huh?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Are you blisterienced? ()

Date: February 13, 2011 12:58AM

Purged of all delusions and lies, thinking freely without dictated beliefs,
existing beyond the clan-mind and its cultural and social restraints, a
blisterian does what all others say cannot be done.

His Light and Knowledge radiates like a star, a ï¬xed point of conscious light
hanging in the balance of inï¬‚uential forces.

To walk the fence, balanced between opposing forces; to experience both the
positive and negative attributes of life, and thereby experience life to its
fullest potential: this is the blisterian path.

Join us on Monday at evening at 8pm for a lively presentation on "The Way of
Blisters". Mr. blisters will speak for some 45 minutes. The lights will then be
dimmed, and he will display his self-illuminating Soular Body for not less than
three minutes (no photographs, please). He will then take questions from the
audience. Afterwards, light refreshments will be served in the hall (included
in ticket price).

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The Way of Blisters: a path of Dark Light which is embodied
within the Soular being: of Self-Knowledge, Self-Discipline, Self-
Becoming, Self-Mastery, Self-Sovereignty and Self-Abuse.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 13, 2011 12:49PM

Those are the same glasses that Meade wears.

Sorry I'm late to FF-AD, Mr. Misery. I slept for 12 hours.... straight. And, I'm still tired. I'd still be sleeping if my cat hadn't started batting me in the head.

I guess I missed the party.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:12PM

*cough*

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:23PM

Harry, what is this nigga nonsense?! I haven't even opened yet. Here---we're open for bid'ness.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:24PM

what are you doing, H Tuttz? Watching the cinema? Why can't you make it in?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:25PM

life isn't the same without TiVo, buddy. I can't watch the cinemas the way I used to, what with the noisy neighbors and all. Can't concentrate on the cinemas the way I used to.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:26PM

I'm listening to Kool & the Motherfuckin' Gang right now. Open Sesame.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:27PM

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> what are you doing, H Tuttz? Watching the cinema?
> Why can't you make it in?

this is totally unacceptable behavior.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:29PM

yeah, what's this all about? Alias, my cat woke me up last night too. Her meow is so loud.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:39PM

where's Harry Tuttle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:44PM

where's Hatemotor?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:44PM

I bet WashingTone-Locian is a cool dad.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:45PM

I want to meet that dad.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:50PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 13, 2011 11:59PM

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> Checkin in ,,,what's up tonight?

listening to The Funk Hub on Chicago college internet radios, WLUW. Harry bailed on us, dood.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:01AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:03AM

Hatemotor, your taste in reggae/ska is impressive. Do you listen to any of the current stuff?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:05AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:08AM

oh shit.....you're not that old hippie dude who used to run Orpheus Records in Arlington are you?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:11AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:16AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:20AM

oh shit, you're that guy? I know the place, never went there (not my taste in music), but that place was kind of a fixture in the area, wasn't it? Weren't you on the Joe Ardinger show once?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:23AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:24AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:25AM

sorry for not patronizing your establishment....I just don't listen to much hard/punk/alternative type of stuff.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 14, 2011 12:31AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 14, 2011 01:34AM

I'm open to new things, but I know pretty well what I like. Reggae, ska, soul, jazz, rhythm & blues, afro-beat, klezmer, funk, blues. Pretty much in that order. I shy away from most rock music post-1960, or post-Chuck Berry, rockabilly, etc...., whenever all that was. That's when rock and roll was cool. It lost the roll after that. I don't know why. I loved the 'roll'.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 14, 2011 01:52AM

thanks to Hatemotor for filling in for Harry Tuttle this evening. Folks, we're.....
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 14, 2011 11:01PM

we're open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 14, 2011 11:08PM

Hay dood. Don't you think It's raffle mao funny that eesh is so embarrassed by his lame thread that he's trying to divert the attention to my cult classics? eesh is like a little children.. with ghastly white chub-chub hands!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 14, 2011 11:11PM

yeah, tha's so Raven!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 14, 2011 11:36PM

Shit brothel. You may as well just close for bidness. I for one need T9 improve my ruining game. It's almost tpeggle peggle peggleime for Wisconsin quackery. A missionafetus implantry.

What's going on? This isn't my voice... these aren't my words. Wind the watch on the windy beach. Be careful driving on windy roads, especially when wind is present. Please present your Valentine's Day present to your present girlfriend or boyfriend. Si no hay cerveza, no hay fiesta...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 14, 2011 11:49PM

Harry, I'm listening to Parliament. I'm lovin' the funk. Can't get enough of the funk.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 14, 2011 11:52PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 15, 2011 12:01AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> What's happenin Miz?
>
> Saw you had a tough day at the ole "karate" class
>
> Did you ask that chick out for coffee yet?

not on your life, my Hindu friend.

no, I don't think that's gonna happen. She's not all that special, anyway. It's just because most of the other girls in karate klass are way out of my league that I had my eye on her. Probably a lesbian anyway.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 15, 2011 12:09AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 15, 2011 01:17AM

No way, brony soprano... you're just extenuating. At least talk to her and prove to yourself that she's nothing special. Yknow, demystify her a bit. Now that you're not all into her, there's no pressure, no stress. The trick to socializing is to entertain yourself. Just pretend that alias, blisters and I are all right there with you when you're chatting with her. Tell some inside jokes that only you are in on.

That's the secret. Who cares if she thinks you are smell weirdo. Not you... anymore.

Heck, you might just end up throwing the bone as a result.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 15, 2011 01:33AM

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> No way, brony soprano... you're just extenuating.
> At least talk to her and prove to yourself that
> she's nothing special. Yknow, demystify her a bit.
> Now that you're not all into her, there's no
> pressure, no stress. The trick to socializing is
> to entertain yourself. Just pretend that alias,
> blisters and I are all right there with you when
> you're chatting with her.

My mother told me that imagining people in their underwear would make them appear less intimidating.

Tell some inside jokes
> that only you are in on.

haha!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 15, 2011 04:56PM

Harry T, CHECK YOUR PMS!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 15, 2011 05:00PM

Yes Harry, check your PMS.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 12:31AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

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Date: February 16, 2011 12:32AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 16, 2011 12:35AM

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 12:44AM

Harry, my friend, I thought about not even opening tonight....then I thought, that wouldn't be right. I have to at least open, right? Will you take over the FU;AD in this, my time of need? Remember, don't throw those VHS covers out---I NEED those for the inventory. What happens if we sell a porno, you throw away the box cover, then it turns out we have another copy?? There's no way to sell it. Nobody buys a plain VHS cassette without boobs or butts on the cover. See what I mean?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 16, 2011 12:55AM

I got you, man... I'm good for at least another hour... I'll be around... I'll man the store... and mop the arcades... before I sleep in them...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 12:58AM

I'm eating CHeez-Its. I can't stop. y'all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 16, 2011 12:59AM

There aren't many unique users in this entire thread. Maybe four at the most...

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:01AM

this shit has the painfuls to read. my stomach is grumpy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:01AM

meow

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: fuad ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:03AM

eesh Wrote:
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> There aren't many unique users in this entire
> thread. Maybe four at the most...

So says the sock puppet king.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:03AM

I'm gonna have a stead tomorrow, with mashed potatoes. That's what I'm gonna do

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:04AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm gonna have a stead tomorrow, with mashed
> potatoes. That's what I'm gonna do

is it a robeyue>?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:04AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> this shit has the painfuls to read. my stomach is
> grumpy

It's like reading a diary of a schizophrenic.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:06AM

I've known a few schizophrenics. One worked at a Dunking DOnuts. Ppoor kid. One time he saw Tupac standing over his bed in the middle of the nighto. Poor kids.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:24AM

i've got this thing, its a great thing. probably the coolest thing anyone has ever seen. this thing can do many things. this thing likes pizza and reading books and stuff. this thing likes pondering the cosmos and developing microchips. this thing makes me happy. it will save me from the deformed bird outside my window. i just need more time.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:24AM

I just made a chikn strip borrito with putatos and eggs and green chiles... I chpped up wthem unions y'all. I have a whole mess of dishes in the stink and irty cothes all over. eesh will you be my valentine?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:27AM

yeah eesh fuck me

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:29AM

Be sure to read my latest book, "Of Schizophrenics and Binaural Beats"....

It's agoonnna be a blast y'all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 16, 2011 01:44AM

i took a pill once. i started seeing sounds and tasting colors. i ate a green and it was delicious, sweet and full of flavor. this wasnt no ordinary green though, it had the horns of a goat and was twisted with no proportions. it made me feel warm with a spider like tingle in my belly. i needed to write a poem so i did. the poem consisted of three words and it ended with a number. i looked down and my nipples turned into snails, i had to leave.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: katie ()

Date: February 16, 2011 02:27AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 11:53PM

we're open for bid'ness.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 16, 2011 11:54PM

i was just about to open this bitch

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 11:55PM

band news buise....I ddidn't shave that stead and smached potatoes tonight. I just didn't get around to going out and buying a stead. The first steppe is buying the stead, y'all.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 11:57PM

sorry bb, you can open tomorrow night, just be sure to be here at 11:30 sharp.

and be sure got post the bidn'ess center pic too. alrightthakns

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 11:57PM

where'es Harryo Tuttle at?>

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 11:58PM

i'm intomxiocatied, y'all.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 16, 2011 11:58PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 16, 2011 11:59PM

listimening to P-Funk.......got to got to got have the funk.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:00AM

yeah, itls the driove for 13 tonight, harryo tuggle, where toyou at my brotha??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:01AM

today waso a good day, I diddn't have to use my AK...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:02AM

harro tuttle where you at my broither?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:02AM

can do. i've been told i have a can do attitude. i dont know if i can maintain such a standard.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:05AM

we sello pqowulity prorno dvds; here. VHS tapes are haldf loofff. just be dsoure to awalay s keep the VHS covers.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: the old oligarch ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:08AM

The FU Lottery

The morning of April 27th was clear and sunny, with the fresh warmth of a spring
day. The people of Fairfax Underground began to gather in the square around ten
o'clock.

The lottery was conducted -- as were the square dances, the teen club, the Halloween
program -- by WashingTone-Locian, who had time and energy to devote to civic
activities. When he arrived in the square, carrying the black wooden box, there
was a murmur of conversation among the posters, and he waved and called, "Little
late today, folks." The postmaster, Gravis, followed him, carrying a three-legged
stool, and the stool was put in the center of the square and WTL set the black
box down on it.

The original paraphernalia for the lottery had been lost long ago, and the black
box now resting on the stool had been put into use even before Registered Voter,
the oldest man in town, was born.

Gravis held the black box securely on the stool until WashingTone-Locian had
stirred the papers thoroughly with his hand. Just as Tone turned to the assembled
posters, pas'ion came hurriedly along the path to the square, her sweater thrown
over her shoulders, and slid into place in the back of the crowd. "Clean forgot
what day it was," she said to Genevieve, who stood next to her, and they both
laughed softly. "Thought my old man was out back stacking wood," pas'ion went
on. "And then I looked out the window and the kids was gone, and then I
remembered it was the twenty-seventh and came a-running."

pas'ion craned her neck to see through the crowd and found her husband and
children standing near the front. She tapped Genevieve on the arm as a farewell
and began to make her way through the crowd.

The people separated good-humoredly to let her through: two or three people said.
in voices just loud enough to be heard across the crowd, "Here comes your,
missus, Radiophile," and "She made it after all." pas'ion reached her husband, and
Tone, who had been waiting, said cheerfully. "Thought we were going to have to
get on without you, pas'ion."

pas'ion replied, grinning, "Wouldn't have me leave m'dishes in the sink, now,
would you, Tone?," and soft laughter ran through the crowd as the people stirred
back into position after pas'ion's arrival.

"Well, now." Tone said soberly, "guess we better get started, get this over with,
so's we can go back to work. Anybody ain't here?"

"Harry Tuttle." several people said.

WashingTone-Locian consulted his list. "Harry Tuttle," he said. "That's right.
He's broke his leg, hasn't he? Who's drawing for him?"

"Me, I guess," a woman said, and Tone turned to look at her. "Wife draws for her
husband," Tone said.

"Guess I gotta fill in for the old man this year," Conie said regretfully.

"Right," Tone said. He made a note on the list he was holding. Then he
asked, "Mr. Misery drawing this year?"

A tall boy in the crowd raised his hand. "Here," he said. "I'm drawing for my
me-maw and me." He blinked his eyes nervously and ducked his head as several
voices in the crowd said things like "Good fellow," and "Glad to see your
mother's got a man to do it."

"Well," WashingTone-Locian said, "guess that's everyone."

A sudden hush fell on the crowd as Tone Loc cleared his throat and looked at the
list. "All ready?" he called. "Now, I'll read the names -- heads of families
first -- and the men come up and take a paper out of the box. Keep the paper
folded in your hand without looking at it until everyone has had a turn. Everything
clear?"

The people had done it so many times that they only half listened to the
directions: most of them were quiet. wetting their lips, not looking around. Then
Tone raised one hand high and said, "Cary." A man disengaged himself from the
crowd and came forward. He reached into the black box and took out a folded
paper. He held it firmly by one corner as he turned and went hastily back to his
place in the crowd, where he stood a little apart from his family, not looking
down at his hand.

"Numbers," WashingTone-Locian said. "TheMeeper.... RESton Peace"

He handed his joint to Genevieve. She held her breath while her husband went
forward.

"Harry Tuttle," Tone said, and Conie went steadily to the box while one of the
women said, "Go on, Conie," and another said, "There she goes."

"Alias.... Radiophile."

"Get up there, Radiophile," pas'ion said, and the people near her laughed.

"They do say," Professor Pangloss murmured to Registered Voter, who stood next to
him, "that over at the new website they're talking of giving up the lottery."

Registered Voter snorted. "Pack of crazy fools," he said. "Listening to the young
folks, nothing's good enough for them. Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to
go back to living in caves. There's always been a lottery," he added petulantly.
"Bad enough to see young Tone up there joking with everybody."

"Some sites have already quit lotteries," Numbers said.

"Nothing but trouble in that," Registered Voter said stoutly. "Pack of young fools."

WashingTone-Locian called his own name and then stepped forward precisely and
selected a slip from the box. Then he called, "Registered Voter."

"Seventy-seventh year I been in the lottery," Registered Voter said as he went
through the crowd. "Seventy-seventh time."

"Misery." The tall boy came awkwardly through the crowd. Someone said, "Don't be
nervous," and Tone said, "Take your time, son."

After that, there was a long pause, a breathless pause, until WashingTone-Locian,
holding his slip of paper in the air, said, "All right, fellows." For a minute,
no one moved, and then all the slips of paper were opened. Suddenly, all the
women began to speak at once, saving. "Who is it?," "Who's got it?," "Is it the
Tuttles?," "Is it the Lurkers?"

Then the voices began to say, "It's Radiophile," "The Radiophiles got it."

People began to look around to see the Radiophiles. Radiophile was standing quiet,
staring down at the paper in his hand. Suddenly pas'ion shouted to Tone. "You
didn't give him time enough to take any paper he wanted. I saw you. It wasn't
fair!"

"Be a good sport, pas'ion," Genevieve said, "All of us took the same chance."

"Shut the fuck up, pas'ion," Radiophile said.

"Well, everyone," WashingTone-Locian said, "that was done pretty fast, and now
we've got to be hurrying a little more to get done in time." He consulted his
list.

"How many kids, Radiophile?" WashingTone-Locian asked formally.

"Three," Radiophile said.

"There's Gonads & Strife, and bloody blisters, and little eesh. And pas'ion and me."

"All right, then," Tone said. "Gravis, you got their tickets back?"

Gravis nodded and held up the slips of paper. "Put them in the box, then," Tone
directed. "Take Radiophile's and put it in."

"I think we ought to start over," pas'ion said, angrily. "I tell you it wasn't
fair. You didn't give him time enough to choose. Everybody saw that."

"Ready, Radiophile?" Tone asked, and Radiophile, with one quick glance around at
his wife and children, nodded.

"Gravis, you help little eesh," Tone said.

Gravis took the hand of the little boy, who came willingly with him up to the
box. "Take a paper out of the box," Gravis said. eesh put his hand into the box
and laughed. "Take just one paper," WashingTone-Locian said. "Gravis, you hold it
for him." Gravis took the child's hand and removed the folded paper from the
tight fist and held it while little eesh looked up at him wonderingly.

"bloody blisters next," WashingTone-Locian said. blisters was twelve, and his
school friends breathed heavily as he went forward switching his hips, and took a
slip daintily from the box. "Gonads & Strife," WashingTone-Locian said, and G&S,
his face red and his feet overlarge, near knocked the box over as he got a
paper out.

"pas'ion," WashingTone-Locian said. She hesitated for a minute, looking around
defiantly, and then set her lips and went up to the box. She snatched a paper out
and held it behind her.

"Radiophile," WashingTone-Locian said, and Radiophile reached into the box and felt
around, bringing his hand out at last with the slip of paper in it.

The crowd was quiet. A girl whispered, "I hope it's not blisters," and the sound
of the whisper reached the edges of the crowd.

"It's not the way it used to be," Registered Voter said clearly, shaking his
head. "People ain't the way they used to be."

"All right," Tone said. "Open the papers. Gravis, you open little eesh's."

Gravis opened the slip of paper and there was a groan of disappointment through
the crowd as he held it up and everyone could see that it was blank.

blisters and Gonads opened theirs at the same time, and both beamed and
laughed, turning around to the crowd and holding their slips of paper above their
heads.

"pas'ion," WashingTone-Locian said. There was a pause, and then Tone looked at
Radiophile, and Radiophile unfolded his paper and showed it. It was blank.

"It's pas'ion," Tone said, and his voice was hushed. "Show us her paper, Radiophile."

Radiophile went over to his wife and forced the slip of paper out of her hand. It
had a black spot on it, the black spot WashingTone-Locian had made the night
before with the heavy pencil. Radiophile held it up, and there was a stir in the
crowd.

"All right, folks," Tone said. "Let's finish quickly."

Although the posters had forgotten the ritual and lost the original black box,
they still remembered to use stones. The pile of stones the boys had made earlier
was ready. Genevieve selected a stone so large she had to pick it up with both
hands and turned to RESton Peace. "Come on," she said. "Hurry up."

The children had stones already. And someone gave little eesh a few pebbles.

pas'ion was in the center of a cleared space by now, and she held her hands out
desperately as the posters moved in on her. "It isn't fair," she said. A stone
hit her on the side of the head. Registered Voter was saying, "Come on, come on,
everyone."

"It isn't fair, it isn't right," pas'ion screamed, and then they were upon her.size>face>

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:08AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:13AM

harryo, where you at/ mah freind.?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:23AM

where's Ayatolla Kokmeinie at/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:28AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:31AM

wher'e s CHippy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:31AM

where/se Mr. Myserteries at/??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:32AM

where's the LBLack Out Band at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:32AM

Here I am. Richard gere. we all won the lottery guys. I broke my leg when I slipped in a pool of Conie's blood.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:32AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:32AM

wheaer'es Abduli Chadli at/?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:33AM

Hay, page 13. I won the lottery.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:33AM

PAGOE 13O!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:34AM

we won

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:37AM

DJ I was here the whole time. I wad hanging out on page thirteen all Long, yall

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:39AM

tommorrnow a stead witho mashed paotatoes. I prolmilse.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 17, 2011 12:51AM

vodka and sparkling blood orange in my cup. few cubes but thats cool

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 17, 2011 01:01AM

libin the flife my friedno

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:03AM

open for bid'ness.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:11AM

bad new, guise....I didn't have my stead tonight, again. I got to have a stead one of these Baywatch Nights.

---------------------------------------------------------------------
I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:11AM

What's happenin' black? Brother Black, even.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:13AM

downloading Parliament albums like a mofo

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:15AM

Good. I have every single Funkadelic album ever. Don't neglect the Funkadelic.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:15AM

harry, are Zapp & Roger any good? Are they funky?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:21AM

Haven't you seen my zapp and roger thread, dewd? I loves me some zappanrog. They are funky to an extent. Definitely worth a listen. That's baby makin music. Might as well check out some stevie wonder, James brown, maceo parker... whispers, Ohio players, slave, bootsy Collins rubber band, and the meters while you're at it. Not in that order.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:24AM

what about Kool & the Gang?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:25AM

what about the Jimmy Castor Bunch?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:32AM

do you like Fishbone, Harry? Some MIGHTY funky stuff going on there.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:43AM

Hi. What is this place? Is it private or can anyone walk in?

Do you server alcohol in here?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:47AM

where's Harryo TUttle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:50AM

Ye, kool and the gang cool. Earth wind and fire. Midnight star. They good.

Check out boogie on reggae woman by steci wonder bromeleom

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:52AM

sorry i was late on the opening. thanks for covering for me. sorry boot the stead doodz, i had mad steaf tonight. broccoli with cheese y todo. no squished taters though. i like the gravy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:52AM

I hado fries for dinoer.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:52AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I hado fries for dinoer.

there better have been condiments

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:54AM

no condoms, no ketsups, no mustards. just frioes. they screwed up my worder. I wanted two double cheebourgers and a large frioes, but they only gave me the large friotes. it was too late to do anythiong about it. so I hate the fries for my dinneor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:56AM

I didn't have cjikeb syriops for dinner. Those are ny favorite tastings

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:57AM

i had egg nooldges later after thei frioes. then my stockmach flet bad.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:58AM

well im depressed. thats terrible doods

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 12:59AM

Crunchy kinds right?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:00AM

i watched a Sam Peckoinpah movioe last nighto. RIdo the Hight COutnry. Ever seen cit?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:04AM

Nay

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:05AM

ever seen the WIldo Bunch??>

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:11AM

Naples.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:12AM

ever seen My Darlingo CLementine??,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:13AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ever seen My Darlingo CLementine??,

what are you, some kind of gay or something?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:14AM

not gayo, I joist like Westernos

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:14AM

ever seen The Searcherls??.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:18AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> not gayo, I joist like Westernos

only gays and cowboys like westerns. tell me missouri, are you a cowboy?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:19AM

the langoliers ftw, now have day

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:28AM

Nice meeting you gay people. Thanks for the warm welcome and the watered down drink.
Wish I could stay longer but I'm an in and out, party hopping kind of a person.
Peace.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Gay Freddy Krueger ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:41AM

voodooslut Wrote:
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> Nice meeting you gay people. Thanks for the warm
> welcome and the watered down drink.
> Wish I could stay longer but I'm an in and out,
> party hopping kind of a person.
> Peace.

C ya, wouldn't wanna bee-ya!!! LULZ!!!!

XOXOXO
Gay Freddy Krueger
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 18, 2011 01:42AM

you can sayo theat again, Freoddy!!!/l

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 02:29AM

Lady fuck dick shit cunt Sanskrit cock mangle dish ass dart piss mouth.

I'm all but relieved. What does that mean? Am I releibed or not?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 18, 2011 03:37AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Lady fuck dick shit cunt Sanskrit cock mangle dish
> ass dart piss mouth.
>
> I'm all but relieved. What does that mean? Am I
> releibed or not?

i'll go with, no. there is still some relieving to be done.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 04:04AM

what are ya, blisters? some sort of wise guy?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 18, 2011 05:21AM

mosery and friends et. al. & Co.,
Hoeya, Gouius. o',m foigithing a bsgththle against Dakr Harty TUdlttle. I doinr't knwo hwo logn i can hold him off.

I get scasnred when cdarK Haryr TUftle comesn arounfd. I'thjnk i'km sick.

Guys, don't listen to me. I don't get scared, that's just Dark Harry Tuttle tricinkfg uoyouyh.

yjxyosm1yjxyosm0tsj9ybt7ynwjj.

ifwh6nfwwd7kyzyyqj3njwj8728.o2nfyj9krdxjql8fsi0o3nfyj4jajwdtsj9.ol4fsdtsj8hfs4ijhtij6yhox,8o4boqq4gzd0dtz6qzshn.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:01AM

open for bid'ness.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:11AM

where's George Clinton at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mrs. Happiness ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:17AM

George is getting his pubic hair trimmed by Gay Freddy Krueger. All is jolly.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:19AM

where's my cat at??
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:28AM

where's my Reynold at??
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:42AM

where' smy budideies at???.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:50AM

whe'lre's BOostsy COllins at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: FU:AD Post Contribution Fund ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:53AM

A post a day

Keeps this thread on its way!

Hello friend.

Wouldn't you please consider contributing one post a day to this thread
to keep it healthy and strong?

FU:AD has an average diet of 250 calories per day.

Doctors say that's just not enough to survive.

They say... this thread will die without more posts.

We're not asking for a lot.

Just one post per day, from enough generous contributors, will allow FU:AD to flourish, and grow up to become a thread we can all be proud of.

Wouldn't you like to be a part of that?

It's so easy. Your post needn't be clever, or funny, or even relevant.

Just post something... anything.

From acorns mighty oak trees grow.

Thank you for your support.

[signed]

FU:AD Post Contribution Fund

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:55AM

tannlks, buddies/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:59AM

,,,

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.

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 19, 2011 01:11AM

.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 19, 2011 01:18AM

Good thoughts, bad thoughts, y'all...

Did anyone decode my secret message yet? It's a real code, proven by real science.. I made it while I was bazonked.

Lemony oh.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 19, 2011 01:21AM

Alias Wrote:
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> where is themuse?
>
> anyone seen her around?

Hopefully she was in some horrific accident and is on life support where the doctors are unaware she can feel unbearable pain. That, or she committed suicide in her home, in which no one will miss her except when the landlord comes knocking for overdue rent.

Either way, I'm glad she is gone.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 19, 2011 02:24AM

Hi eesh. You've been aloof lately.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: FCPS Kid ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:06PM

i dont undersand how this thread works

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ++FU Security Bot++ ()

Date: February 19, 2011 12:19PM

^^^Gaydar sensors tripped at noon and six.^^^^
Threat level: Gay homosexual sand nigger pedophile brown.

Airlocks activated. Proceeding to sterilize After Dark warehouse to prevent FCPS from getting fucked by the Parker Brothers.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: WashingTone–Locian ()

Date: February 19, 2011 05:52PM

I am donating this post on behalf of Reynold in a - probably vain - attempt to keep this Mike O'Meara "failcast"-like thread alive.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Reynold ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:16PM

daddy... i pleaded with my kidnappers, and they are allowing me to type this ONE post... to help keep FU:AD alive!

daddy... please pay the ransom of $175 and save me.

daddy... don't you want me?

da==--xxxxxxxxxx

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:20PM

Anonymous Registered Voter post...

Reynold Wrote:
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> daddy... i pleaded with my kidnappers, and they
> are allowing me to type this ONE post... to help
> keep FU:AD alive!
>
> daddy... please pay the ransom of $175 and save
> me.
>
> daddy... don't you want me?
>
> da==--xxxxxxxxxx

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Reynold ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:24PM

uhm, dad? they said they would lower the ransom to $99.95 if you pay by monday.

i promise not to cry at night, or mess my diapers, ever again.

please, dad.

please.

i love you, dad.

dad?

DAD??!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: imposter watch-bot version 2.5 ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:25PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Anonymous Registered Voter post...
>
> Reynold Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > daddy... i pleaded with my kidnappers, and they
> > are allowing me to type this ONE post... to
> help
> > keep FU:AD alive!
> >
> > daddy... please pay the ransom of $175 and save
> > me.
> >
> > daddy... don't you want me?
> >
> > da==--xxxxxxxxxx

the imposter behind the fake harry tuttle name is getting more advanced. now the fake harry tuttle account shows the same post count as the real harry tuttle

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Reynold ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:26PM

PS - my kidnapper is harry tu---##..........xxxxxxxxxxxx

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:29PM

harr... Y Tu Mama Tambien?

That's a gra8t muvie! I like the Devil's Threesome scenes!

Edit: Changed "Yu" to "Tu"

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:44PM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:45PM

I live here, Man... I sleep by the dumpster...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:49PM

yeah, you guys are technically guilty of breaking and entering right now---it's a B&E, y'all! Now get out before I call the cops. We open between 11 and 12 tonight.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 19, 2011 06:50PM

C'mon dood... you know I got no where else to go... Don't do me like this, y'all...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: KNOCK KNOCK ()

Date: February 19, 2011 11:35PM

Hallo !

Is anybody in there?

This is the police.

We found an infant curled up on your doorstep.

He appears to have been laying there for some hours.

The child is dead.

Perhaps he would be alive if someone had not ignored his cries, as reported by the neighbors.

But I guess you were "too busy" to take care of the child.

Your child.

Reynold.

His little corpse is so very light in my hands.

Wouldn't you take him from me at last?

And bury him in the backyard.

Bury him deep so that on nights when the moon is full he does not claw his way through the earth, walk on stiff little legs to your room, and strangle you with his small, muddy fingers.

TAKE YOUR DEAD INFANT, SIR.

HAVE YOU, AT LAST, NO SENSE OF DECENCY?

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: BAM BAM BAM ()

Date: February 19, 2011 11:36PM

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, ASSHOLE.

BEFORE I BREAK IT IN.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 19, 2011 11:41PM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SMASH!!!! ()

Date: February 19, 2011 11:42PM

TAKE YOUR FUCKING DEAD BABY.

(The mangled corpse of Reynold lays on the floor surrounded by broken glass, having been thrown violently through the front door of the establishment.)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Meanwhile ()

Date: February 19, 2011 11:45PM

in the back room, Mr. Misery looks up from his benzo nod. Did he just hear something? The headphones are turned up so loud he can't be sure. He decides it was just a weird sound effect added to the music by George Clinton, and drifts back into his nod.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Dark Harry ()

Date: February 19, 2011 11:47PM

empties a gallon container of gasoline on the floor and lights a match.

FU:AD explodes in flames.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Fuck EVERYONE ()

Date: February 19, 2011 11:51PM

Dark Harry thinks to himself, as the flames climbed high into the night.

He saw blisters laughing with delight.

The day that Reynold died.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO DO IT : ()

Date: February 19, 2011 11:57PM

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=136698&provider=top

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: He failed ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:02AM

big time. And now he has to recover from the burning.

SERIOUS FUCK-UP.

How NOT to do it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: No matter ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:04AM

where you move in the room,

no matter how much you drink or smoke,

you can feel Reynold's dead eyes staring at you.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:07AM

thinks that he can impose order on the chaos that is Fairfax Underground after dark.

Mister Misery is wrong.

WE WILL DO WHATEVER WE DAMN WELL PLEASE.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:10AM

open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:16AM

where's my Reynold at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:17AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Here he is ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:19AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> where's my Reynold at??

Your "beloved" Reynold -- take him!

This is what your "love" did to him.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:21AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:21AM

where's my Chippy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Look what eesh ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:23AM

did to Reynold.

Obviously, he killed him because he was gay.

POOR GAY BABY NEVER HAD A CHANCE!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Where's Harry Tuttle at? ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:31AM

Didja see how voodooslut made Harry lose his cool the other day?

She really has his number.

Or maybe Harry has a crush on her.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:31AM

where's themuse at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: A CHALLENGE ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:35AM

Let's restrain ourselves and see if we can NOT reach page 14 tonight.

Whaddya say, guys?!

Is it a deal?!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: A CHALLENGE ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:37AM

We still have FOUR posts to work with -- let's make 'em good!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: A CHALLENGE ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:38AM

Shit, THREE posts to work with, damnit.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: A CHALLENGE ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:38AM

FUCK!

I mean TWO posts.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:38AM

A CHALLENGE Wrote:
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> Let's restrain ourselves and see if we can NOT
> reach page 14 tonight.
>
> Whaddya say, guys?!
>
> Is it a deal?!

Is what a deal?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: A CHALLENGE ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:40AM

Ah, shit, I give up.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:40AM

I'm not feelin' it tonight, guys

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:41AM

when you're hot you're hot, when you're not you're not

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Don't give me that shit ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:44AM

Fake it until you make it.

Man up!

Be like Don Geronimo, not Mike O'Meara.

Do you want to be the Mike O'Meara of Fairfax Underground??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: .? ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:44AM

WHO HERE IS INTO SCAT PORN ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Work Produces Inspiration ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:48AM

Don't give up, Miz.

Never, never, never give up.

Keep pushing, and suddenly that flame will be lit, and the muse will touch your forehead (maybe even themuse, heh heh).

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: OTOH ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:50AM

I can understand why you would be feeling sad AFTER FUCKING EESH KILLED YOUR BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Isn't that just like Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 12:54AM

When you need him, he's nowhere to be found.

When his "pall" Miz isn't "feeling it," you MIGHT think old Harry would drop in to say an encouraging word or two.

But nooooooooooooooo. Harry has other, more important things to do.

The message sent by Harry's absence: Fuck Miz.

amirite?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: tomahawk ()

Date: February 20, 2011 01:49AM

I last looked at this thread when it was less than one full page. Now it's 14. Reading the last three posts I see I didn't miss much.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 20, 2011 01:49AM

Where are all the after dark people? This place closes down early.

You need a gimmick.

How 'bout some dancers in cages?

I'm thinking maybe Conie and that brit doctor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 01:51AM

you gotta problemo with me, tomahawk? Are you one of the anti-mizo people on this forum?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 01:53AM

I did have my stead and masched potatoes today...and it was magnificent.

yet somehow, I'm just not feeling zesty.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: tomahawk ()

Date: February 20, 2011 01:53AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> you gotta problemo with me, tomahawk? Are you one
> of the anti-mizo people on this forum?

Is there a membership fee? Does it mean I will get lots of email spam? Forget it, not interested.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 20, 2011 01:53AM

voodooslut Wrote:
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> Where are all the after dark people? This place
> closes down early.
>
> You need a gimmick.
>
> How 'bout some dancers in cages?
>
> I'm thinking maybe Conie and that brit doctor.

I'm game if brit doc is

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 01:55AM

by the way, I just realized today there's a wrestler out there who calls himself "The Miz"........some nodoby ripping off my gimmick. Where's Vince McMahon at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 02:12AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 20, 2011 02:15AM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> I last looked at this thread when it was less than
> one full page. Now it's 14. Reading the last three
> posts I see I didn't miss much.

Hang in there... Conie has already PM'd me. She wants to shimmy in a cage and I think the doc is ready to ditch his white coat.

Maybe Harry could dress up as Gypsy Rose Lee and put on a fun burlesque show.

That would pull in the crowds.

This place is gonna rock.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 20, 2011 04:34AM

so i have these three glass bassets right, they are pretty cool. very low maintenance and we get along just fine.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 06:24AM

Why did I lose time? Last thing I remember, I was hanging out near the dumpster with my friend Terry, Terry's plus-size cousin, Ultra Terry (Fondly referred to as "Kitchen Terry"), and my friend, Chico Papas, who happens to look like a dead mouse stuck in a glue trap... (He wasn't dead when we met)... We were drinking the concoction of assorted liquids that collect at the bottom of the FU:AD trashcans trying to catch a buzz. We weren't hurting nobody. Some doods in uniforms show up and try to cop an attitude... talkin'bout we were loitering and we can't stay here...

..Move along, he says... Nevermind that he's tresspassing on MY home disrespecting ME! Terry started getting mouthy (Napoleon Complex) and I ended up getting pushed into a pile of rubbish... FUCKING RUBBISH! UNBELIEVABLE! I wasn't going to stand for that....

... So, I picked up the pieces of my battered ego and found myself at "eesh Hyundai". Terry got the idea of crashing in one of the used cars on the lot... Kitchen came through with the SlimJim skillz... and we piled in the back of a '97 Tiburon... just to get off our feet.

I remember hearing the effeminate cooing of a male baby... I immediately began to sport wood... y'know... a chubby... I heard a familiar voice telling me to turn around... Then... BLACK...

Now, here I am... 25 minutes after FU-AD closed... and I am covered with dry semen... and blood...

Like I usually am...

I just don't remember semen smelling like gasoline... Maybe someone ate too much okra... (not gonna name any names, LOOOL!)

Who nose? Amirite? Maybe I'll make it next time...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 10:21PM

Knock knock bitches.... Just a warning to the wieners... a word to the wise... I'm going to be totally bazonked by 10:45. I was going to write more but I can't focus..

See y'all at midnite.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 10:40PM

I'm on my back up computer, have to recover my primary. That dam IE9 RC isn't worth a shit, tried to uninstall and move back to IE8, now no browser period.. Do your magic Norton Ghost.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 10:41PM

LOL! You use Internet Explorer... That speaks volumes about your character... You may as well use AOL...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 10:54PM

AOL is shit, and they collect info on you

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 20, 2011 10:59PM

dika-dika Wrote:
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> I'm on my back up computer, have to recover my
> primary. That dam IE9 RC isn't worth a shit,
> tried to uninstall and move back to IE8, now no
> browser period.. Do your magic Norton Ghost.

Use anything but Internet Explorer! You have great choices out there like Firefox, Opera, Safari, and Chrome. All those are safer from malware and do not crash like IE.

Plus, ditch your overpriced, piece of shit Symantec software and download for free Easeus Todo.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:03PM

Sorry Norton Ghost is the best and It just saved me again. The other browsers will go they way of the dinosaur.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:05PM

Have any of you windows7 user updated to SP1? it will be in download tuesday and take about one hour.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:30PM

dika, you're in violation of the Internet Explorer Ordinance... Please take this offensive habit outside...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:37PM

hay guise, we're not open yet.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:37PM

now, we're open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:39PM

Can I finally come in?

'Bout time...

Suck shit...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:39PM

Is raining or snowing yet?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:39PM

You are doing the opposite of running a tight ship, bro...

This place could use some work...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:40PM

Yes, is... Much thoughtful of the fortnight, if for sure they have saying...

dika-dika Wrote:
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> Is raining or snowing yet?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:41PM

it's Funk Hub timeo. Harryo, got to WLUW.com, great funks gplaying on Chigaco radio right now

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:42PM

Word? I'ma put it on my loud stereo speakeasiez and become your black upstairs neighbors...

BEHOLD...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:44PM

Hay, dood... I listen to other cities on the internet radios too... There are some good stations in this country...

God bless the internet radios...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:45PM

It's not dotcom... it's dot o-r-g you foober...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:45PM

I got find a some relaxing CW, especially some Merle Haggard

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:46PM

Everthingo Off Beat come s on before The FUnko Hub. GPlaying only the best contempotrary ska and raggae music.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:46PM

didka dika is a greato addition to FU'AD

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:48PM

I'm a okie from muskogee

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:49PM

Dude, you really don't approve of chiquiquiquira? Is her culazo demasiado grande for you hermano?

You better not say "yues"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:50PM

isn't ms chiquiquiquira a MILF

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:50PM

no, I was reflerring to the "moo" comment. Chiqouioeroo is deilicious. I woudld eat her ass any dayo

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:51PM

jit's Chicken Stirps time. Time for Chicken Strips/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:52PM

she's a madre?

Hopefully she has at least one C-Scar... I would totally rub cocoa butter on her...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:52PM

I ate poopeyes for dineer today.. Love thast chicken from popeys!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:54PM

now thios is a MILFo
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:54PM

I head a stead and smashed potatoies last night. Best meal of my life

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:55PM

I ate three bowls of fruit loops.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:56PM

Miz, do you like guys dressed up as woman?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:57PM

HOw many have ran through that MILFo?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 20, 2011 11:57PM

Hay, buddy... WLUW DOT Oh ARE GEE is a no fly, peppy... I'm grounded, brozone...

I'm gonna listen to another city's radio... it's EBM TIME!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:01AM

I got to make a confession, I used to listen to Prince, especially Purple Rain

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:02AM

Nothing to be ashamed of... Prince is awesome...

How about that Raspberry Beret, guy?

dika-dika Wrote:
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> I got to make a confession, I used to listen to
> Prince, especially Purple Rain

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:03AM

I'm a no singing white boy so I hum along.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:04AM

I feel liek Garth when he had to fill in for Wayne!

Where's Gravis @?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:04AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hay, buddy... WLUW DOT Oh ARE GEE is a no fly,
> peppy... I'm grounded, brozone...
>
> I'm gonna listen to another city's radio... it's
> EBM TIME!

listiono to DCam.com El ahefe and Je-Dubs Higdeout. its; the greatest treatdoio rshow signce ron and fez

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:06AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:07AM

purple rain is overrated, dika...

When doves cry... Good...

Raspberry Beret... Great...

Purple Rain... Tepid...

Li'l red Corvette... S'good... slightly overrated...

Erotic City... Awesome

If I was your girlfriend... The stuff confused teenage boyys dreams are made of...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:08AM

You must'be heard that Don Geronimo is on TV now, right?

I'm not in a talk radio mood... I'm in a music mude...

I'm listening to Hot Topic Moozack right now...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hay, buddy... WLUW DOT Oh ARE GEE is a no fly,
> > peppy... I'm grounded, brozone...
> >
> > I'm gonna listen to another city's radio...
> it's
> > EBM TIME!
>
>
> listiono to DCam.com El ahefe and Je-Dubs
> Higdeout. its; the greatest treatdoio rshow signce
> ron and fez

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:08AM

Morris Day, Prince's buddy from Minneapolis. The Old New Wave

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:08AM

WLUW is haviong ptrecnhinical diffeicalutitoal, y'all. stick woith it, Hare bear. soe me mind pbowling funk comunin up...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:10AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> purple rain is overrated, dika...
>
> When doves cry... Good...
>
> Raspberry Beret... Great...
>
> Purple Rain... Tepid...
>
> Li'l red Corvette... S'good... slightly
> overrated...
>
> Erotic City... Awesome
>
> If I was your girlfriend... The stuff confused
> teenage boyys dreams are made of...
>
>

I dig all of those.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:11AM

WLUW DOT ORG, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

COME FOR THE MIND-BLOWING FUNK, COURTESY OF THE FUNK HUB...

STAY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIESOROEOIE...

Help yourself to a refresh button...

Or... listen to Cyber-Age Radio...

TOMMY T IN THE HOUSE!

AMIRITE?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:12AM

Isn't it slightly out of character for you not to be trying to offend someone right now, dika?

What gives?

You on the 'cid, man?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:13AM

All this typing is burning off my butimite...

My bazonkatron is malfunctioning...

Better lube up...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: dika-dika ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:15AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Isn't it slightly out of character for you not to
> be trying to offend someone right now, dika?
>
> What gives?
>
> You on the 'cid, man?

I don't offend anybody, just engage them.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:15AM

i josut had a palcete of chipclkien stirops.......i thiokk I might have msome marcoaraoni next.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:18AM

Miz has tonight designed.... with food in mind... doin' your laundry tonight, dubby?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:19AM

I'm on a liquido diet.... tonight anyway... he tomado medio litro del jimador...

GOT MY EYES ON THE PRIZE TONIGHT, Y'all!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:20AM

ajlll thjiosngs are opossible...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:21AM

Haryo i'm going to talk to that bightch I like tomaorrow. I'll leyet you know yow it goies.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:25AM

Godspeed... Don't forget to take your laundry off the clothesline...

Does this mean you're going to bed?

Am I going to be a loan with a botella of el jimador?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:29AM

I think a congratulatory comment, or two, is required....

Miszo! Congrats on giving birth to the most replied to thread of the Off-Topic Section.. (I think... I'm still waiting on the official numbers)...

You're a hero, dbudby1!

I see mafazine covers in your future...

You did it! You made the big time! It's allah gravy train from hear on out!

Mr. Big Stuff!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:35AM

I'm; gopnmna askl her if she's like to go for a cup of cookferee, anfter i tell her I like her artwork. Shew's a quiwet kinda girls, which i like. I think ai have agood shot at least ..//;

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:38AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Knock knock bitches.... Just a warning to the
> wieners... a word to the wise... I'm going to be
> totally bazonked by 10:45.

Knock knock, Harry... The wieners heed no warning... the wise have been advised... I'll be dancing in your garden at 12:45.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:38AM

quiet girls's where it's attt boooiyyeee!

I am tempted to have fun by planting the seed of doubt in your brain... but Not-so-Dark Harry Tuttle stopped me...

Just GOOO FOR IT!

YOU GOT THIS!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:39AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:40AM

It ain't nothin' but a party.. baybaayyyy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:41AM

slkjthtats' whate she saipod/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:47AM

Sorry... dood... I don't know how much longer I can fight off DHT...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> slkjthtats' whate she saipod/

You've got one leg in the bed already, haven't you... (That was my Kiwi/Brit impression)

Another good warrior... fallen...

G'day, Miz...

Until we meet in Valhalla...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:50AM

And then there was one....

...alone...

...everywhere he goes....

...alone...

...even in a sea of people...

Will Harry Tuttle ever warm his bones by the comforting fire of companionship?

Will he be destined to wander the Earth in solitude, like Highlander?

Lemme no? Lemmylemmylemmy no?

Stay tuned for the next episode of...

Nah... don't bother...

the dood is damned to an eternity of loneliness...

SPOILER ALERT!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:56AM

Back to the success of this thread...
It's currently got a view to post ratio of 2.77 : 1

Rather impressive...

There is one post made more frequently than every third view...

Before the third person can view this thread, there is a new post...

This is a tremendous success... especially considering the amount of posts and views....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:59AM

I hate loose ends y'all...

Remember when I was talking about the q-tip (some may call it a cotton swab) that fell into my toilet?

Remember how I was unsure of how to rectify the problem?

Should I flush?

SHould I fish it out?

Text your vote to 37784

If you think Harry flushed it, text "Solomon" to 37784

If you think Harry fished it, text "DeLorenzo" to 37784

...

Stay tuned for the results...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 12:59AM

Harry Tuttlo ill; be your SLippy anyeday.;./

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:00AM

Four words for the home audience....

"slow... on... the.... uptake..."

AMIRITE!?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:01AM

Sorry Miz...

Harry is no longer with us... This is the much acclaimed DHT...

Your flattery is appreciated, but unnecessary...

If I wanted to get jerked off, I'd just sneak into my brother's room...

AMIRITE?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:02AM

the Funko Hub is over.......time o to gio to beod

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:03AM

but the nigiot nis istill young...

l;n Harryo will you close io up for me/, brohouam?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:06AM

*Imitation of Harry Tuttle* Sure thing, bud-bud-budddaay!... You can count on me! The store is in good hands with me, partner! I'll mind the VHS covers... mop the floors... wipe down the arcade seats... empty the trash cans.. slip the envelope under the door...

just like ya taught me, boss!

My can-do attitude will take me far in life!

You can always count on me, partner....

*/imitation*

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:08AM

I'm surprised you're going to bed so early... Who would've seen that coming?
*DHT LOOKS TO THE CAMERA, Y'KNOW, LIKE MCCULLAY CULKIN*
[audience laughter]

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:10AM

Harry, your garden is overgrown.

I'm heading over to bloody's place.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:10AM

if youo have anyo girlies you hacan hook me oup with to geto laid, i'll stary up a little longerl;

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:12AM

Miz... Have you met voodooslut?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:14AM

sodn't dgive me that mess, Harryo, I mean REAL grils, girlls that you know in real lfieo. HOok me up with one.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:15AM

Have fun getting through the gate, voodoowhore...

bloody has junkyard cats... and rabid skunks... all guarding the joint....

It's some real deal, enter at your own risk-type shit over there...

My dungeopleasure palace has an open-door policy!

I welcome all... businessmen and street drifters, alike... because I am a good person...

That's what we do...

We donate to the unfortunate.... then use those donations as a tax write-off....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:17AM

besto thign that evero happpended to mme was getting ia abitg bottle of vicodoins. that's the best thingo in the world. I woinat one right now.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:17AM

Is this a shake-down, Miz? Are you threatening to go to bed unless I meet your demands? Not very ethical....

You're talkin' crazy talk... maybe you need to sleep through this funkhub of yours...

I could give you a fish partner,,,,,,,, but what'reya g'nnado when I'm not available!?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> sodn't dgive me that mess, Harryo, I mean REAL
> grils, girlls that you know in real lfieo. HOok me
> up with one.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:17AM

where'l my nacrcotics at??'

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:18AM

hoook a brother up, harryro

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:19AM

heyo, pageo 15;nl!!@

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:21AM

You mean you're not on anything?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:22AM

I knew we could make it to 15.... bet you're glad you didn't go to sleep yet...

You would've missed your baby's first steps...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:22AM

jusmt aambianes, y'alll. non-noartocaic. but stioll fun..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:22AM

*sobs*

REYNOLD!

NOO!O!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:23AM

I was never into pills...

I tried my fair share... but never understood the appeal...

do you swallow, crunch, snort... or what? lmk,y'

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:24AM

i'ma crucnkler, hayyro. don't wannoa stnort. that's; crowssing a line to me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:25AM

Oxioycontion is heavoien. that';s what heavien is like.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:29AM

I see... I've crunched... Don't much care for the way it tastes....

But, I s'pose if you're not gonna snort... it's the only way....

I've snorted mucho pills, bro... I guess I was lucky...

It just didn't have that magical effect on me... the effect it had on many of my RLbud-budd[pardon the interruption.... you need to shut up, partner]

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:31AM

I've tried so many drugs, Miz... None of them showed me heaven... I don't think my brain is wired for heaven...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:31AM

I might be lying...

Heaven to me is dreaming... That's the closest to heaven I've gotten... in my sleep...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:33AM

15 pages of one person talking to himself, amazing.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:34AM

It's just begun eesh... fasten yer seatbelt, partner...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:35AM

iof I had anyo kind of streat smarkts, harryo, I would be a junkie, no doubot about it. But I'm jsut not wired like that. Itw was just coincindence that I got my legs scruchsed and needed narciotic pain meds......now if I was a different typeo of personaitlity, I would be out on the streats right now looking for drugs. I'm just not a street smart kinda guy. Is guss thats a good thing. BUt man, is Vicodins yummy whjen I can get gthem.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:39AM

It's funny to me that some people have absolutely no "street smarts"... At least you have enough sense to realize that you have no street smarts....

You've got that goin' for ya...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:43AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Have fun getting through the gate, voodoowhore...

I'm through the gate, Harry. BTW, I'm a slut, not a whore.

> bloody has junkyard cats... and rabid skunks...
> all guarding the joint....

They looked liked a couple of pampered pussies to me.

> It's some real deal, enter at your own risk-type
> shit over there...

I walked right in.

> My dungeopleasure palace has an open-door policy!

I prefer a more discriminating palace, actually!

> I welcome all... businessmen and street drifters,
> alike... because I am a good person...

Well, I'm not.

> We donate to the unfortunate.... then use those
> donations as a tax write-off....

So, where exactly is your dungeon?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:47AM

funtiastic

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:48AM

goidnight guyise

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 01:50AM

If you're not talking about the soul-trade, or other Black Market commodities, I'm just not interested... maybe you should have fun rolling in the fertile soil of blisters's's garden...

voodooslut Wrote:
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> [Watch DHT and voodooslut in "voodoowhorebag Plays Hard to Get"]

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 21, 2011 02:03AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> maybe you should have fun rolling in
> the fertile soil of blisters's's garden...

yes, i think i should.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 02:03AM

Once the smoke cleared from the Viking Funeral, Harry found himself cold, naked, and alone....

... but he wasn't alone for long...

he heard a familiar voice telling him to turn around...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 21, 2011 02:15AM

and then?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 21, 2011 02:17AM

what happened next???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 02:26AM

I'm not your pet... I'm not your pet monkey... I'll tell you what happened next when I damn well please...

I call the shots... not you... voodooslut....

I'm not going to box your kangaroo....

I'm not your trick poopdle... jumping through hoops for a treat....

You're going to wait patiently for a resolution... and you're going to like it...

Damnit....

Now make me a bloody mary,..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 21, 2011 02:31AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm not your pet... I'm not your pet monkey...
> I'll tell you what happened next when I damn well
> please...
>
> I call the shots... not you... voodooslut....
>
> I'm not going to box your kangaroo....
>
> I'm not your trick poopdle... jumping through
> hoops for a treat....
>
> You're going to wait patiently for a resolution...
> and you're going to like it...
>
> Damnit....
>
> Now make me a bloody mary,..

would you like a stick of celery in that drink, dear?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 02:33AM

I only like celery with queso filadelfia or peanut butter...

avestruz...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: February 21, 2011 02:53AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I only like celery with queso filadelfia or peanut
> butter...
>
> avestruz...

I like celery, but I don't love it.

Too many strings.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 03:39AM

HARTEW tgheathn thsitjnf y sceleyr,aya's'!

THat's it cfor FU:Ad Tongiht, lasdeoiys and Gentklekyhjmabn!

I'sldfkj like to guve a vbugh shout o out fto eeshj, hatemorewm,, maiery, voodioie aslkuftr, nadf ii gthink that'sl it! Ya';dfl fidk great trongijhr!

Thnasrtgks fort maekting FUip;ASDF A HUFGBNMSignatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 21, 2011 03:40AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> HARTEW tgheathn thsitjnf y sceleyr,aya's'!
>
> THat's it cfor FU:Ad Tongiht, lasdeoiys and
> Gentklekyhjmabn!
>
> I'sldfkj like to guve a vbugh shout o out fto
> eeshj, hatemorewm,, maiery, voodioie aslkuftr,
> nadf ii gthink that'sl it! Ya';dfl fidk great
> trongijhr!
>
> Thnasrtgks fort maekting FUip;ASDF A
> HUFGBNM
> BEHS DUFRE TO SHCVECK IN TNECFT TIE FOR ANOTHER
> AMAZXCIFGUBING PEPISODE OF FU:"AD!
>
> YO:":ASDLL ARE FGFREART! THNAKSDT A BUNC!
>
> WE"RE CLOSED FREOORE BUSIUNESS Y"AS::;ll

do the truffle shuffle or shut the fuck up, fat ass.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 21, 2011 03:46AM

well well welly brother sir, i guess when said closed tis closed. i will drink my jacky wacky and have a rest of the gulliver.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:18PM

open for bid'ness
Attachments:

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:19PM

im not ready

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:24PM

where's my baby?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:28PM

Whoa... whoa, dudes.. Why the early opening? This is throwing me off...

How did the girl-talkin' go, Miz?

I'm drinking tequila again...

Tequila and Tonic is purrttty good...

Anyone seen "Freakonomics"?

It's on the verge of being interesting to me..

It lacks some informations... They do a lot of telling... but not a lot of explaining...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:33PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Whoa... whoa, dudes.. Why the early opening? This
> is throwing me off...
>
> How did the girl-talkin' go, Miz?
>
> I'm drinking tequila again...
>
> Tequila and Tonic is purrttty good...
>
> Anyone seen "Freakonomics"?
>
> It's on the verge of being interesting to me..
>
> It lacks some informations... They do a lot of
> telling... but not a lot of explaining...
>
>

I BLEW IT, BUDDY!!!! It was the PERFECT opportunity, too. Our Karate Klass took a field trip to the Hall of Karate Experts, and we were both alone in the same room of the Karate museum, a couple of times. I waited, waited, waited too long. I bid my time. And she gave me a dirty look too, so that's that.

I BLEW IT!!!!

I blew it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:37PM

but this other girl karate student did come up to me and try to talk to me. I was too slow to realize she was probably, maybe, intending to open a dialogue of some sort, and then it was too late. She came up to ME and told ME she likded MY art ';klor karate.....a couplea weeksl ago, too, and I had the siame response.....too slow to realize maybe she was interested or was at least open to converstation. I dunnno;

i'm boned, y'alll.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:43PM

No, budddy...

It's not too late...

The bitches'* dirty looks are more about them than they are you....

You can still bone BOTH of those bitches...

Don't admit defeat...

Keep on keepin' on...

*Bitches equals ALL WOMEN....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:46PM

I'km gonna bone oboith of thieose bitiches enxt tnime i seee theim. i 'tll do it firight there in mtthe middle of Karatlkelr Kalklasss

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:48PM

hfay haryrym you haveo a giorlfrieodn??/,.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *OGRE* ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:48PM

::sniff::

::sniff sniff::

::sniff sniff sniff::

I SMELL

::sniff::

I SMELL, FAGGOTS !

AHHHHHHHHHHHHG !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:48PM

Don't be silly... I'm taking this seriously.... I would expect you to take this seriously as well...

We all know you aren't going to bone anyone in the middle of karate class..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:51PM

okkay, then nexto time shieo wsays slimething like 'hie'" or "how's oit going", I'll say, "not badm, and yourselrf?" then aiLL say I'l thilike your asrtwaork, and then thsell say I tlike your astratowrk too, and then dkwel'll be welel on our way to conversjoation.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:52PM

Yeaah... buddy!111 That's what's up...

That=what's up!

You're going to score with at least one of these bitches...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:54PM

buolut I waiont a wife

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: D'oh ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:56PM

SORRY MISERY, YOU CAN'T LEGALLY MARRY A MAN IN VA, YET.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:57PM

They're going to smell the desperation on you... If you're desperately looking for a wife... you're not going to find one...

You need to learn to kick your codependency to the curb... be you for you... Maybe, one day, you'll find a woman that actually wants to kick it..

and that = what's up..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:58PM

i'lkm gonna talkkl to a giorl sometiome thiS week. that';sk my porimise to you, Haroyraoo TUttleo

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 21, 2011 11:59PM

i hlave some sprosopescts

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:00AM

sio, si peoude

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:00AM

Even if you don't have any prospects.... just talk to a girl anyway!

Just pick a girll....

You should talk to a girl every day...

Just one girl a day.. keeps the [insert unfavorable situation here] away...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:02AM

youl're righoit buzzzy, I havel the popwer.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:03AM

I'lkm goodio enougho, I'm stmater engouhg, and doigggontit, poeiople like me.?>?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:04AM

Free your mind and your ass will follow...

Yu got any muvie recommendations?

Rite now I'm watching "The Detective"... Should I quit watching it for another muvie?

Lemmy knoe... lemmynolemmylemmyno...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:07AM

havnoe you seenl Juilet of the SPirits? Ferederico Fellionoi flims......I lovneod it. Or, 81/2 is gioid.

sharryo, have your every seene am omoive calle Schizoplolis?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:08AM

Nope and nope...

which one should I watch first?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:08AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'lkm goodio enougho, I'm stmater engouhg, and
> doigggontit, poeiople like me.?>?

Yes, you are Stuart!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:09AM

I thioknk you';ll get a kick out of Schizopolis.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:10AM

Miz... would it offend you if I told her to shut the fuck up?

Conie Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'lkm goodio enougho, I'm stmater engouhg, and
> > doigggontit, poeiople like me.?>?
>
>
> Yes, you are Stuart!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:11AM

noese army

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:11AM

Ok, buddy... it's on my list... but netflix doesn't stream that one... so I'ma have to download it... it could take a day...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I thioknk you';ll get a kick out of Schizopolis.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:11AM

saso long as you do it niocleyly

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Happy Face ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:13AM

"Schizopolis" aka "http://www.FairfaxUnderground.com"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:13AM

lessekl,/.....chioeck out Persona, byo Ingrmar Bergman. Scool movieo.

or, M, by Fritz Lang

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:13AM

The REd Shoes is ao great movieo too

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:14AM

If by "niocleyly" you mean "illegally"... then... you have my word, bud-bud-dub-dub-bud-dubbayyy!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:14AM

Been there, done that... it's an awesome flick...

I'm a fan of the birdman...

NEEEEXT...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> lessekl,/.....chioeck out Persona, byo Ingrmar
> Bergman. Scool movieo.
>
> or, M, by Fritz Lang

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:17AM

how abouto the fio,l,ms of Seijun Suzuki. Check out Tetsuo: THe Iron Man/ or A Snake of Junoe

or Election, not the comdoedy woith Matherew Broderisck, it's an Hong Kong movieo about the CHinese triads. very cool, broham.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:18AM

you evero seen WHite Heat starriong James Cagney, Harryo?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:21AM

oooooh, I goto one for youo Harryo------The Sword of Doom. Or, Kill!, can'to remember the drioector, but theyr'e Japanese films. Very coool.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:22AM

or one of myo favorite movies ever, Fires on The Plain, by Kon Ichiikawa.,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:22AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> how abouto the fio,l,ms of Seijun Suzuki. Check
> out Tetsuo: THe Iron Man/

Seen that one... even had a signature quoting it at one time... "blah blah... we'll make this whole world metal.. or something blah"

I thought that was an awesome muvie too...

or A Snake of Junoe

Never heard of it...
>
>
> or Election, not the comdoedy woith Matherew
> Broderisck, it's an Hong Kong movieo about the
> CHinese triads. very cool, broham.

Never would've thought that you'd think a Broderick muvie was cool... I guess I'll look into it... just now looked into it... brod-flick not offered to stream by the 'flix...

Added to my list... I'm downloading Schizopolis... 3% into it...

Brod-flick going into the Queueueueue

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:23AM

Kind hearts and Colronets, starrring Alec Guinness is a bgreat movie

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:25AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > how abouto the fio,l,ms of Seijun Suzuki. Check
> > out Tetsuo: THe Iron Man/
>
> Seen that one... even had a signature quoting it
> at one time... "blah blah... we'll make this whole
> world metal.. or something blah"
>
> I thought that was an awesome muvie too...
>
> or A Snake of Junoe
>
> Never heard of it...
> >
> >
> > or Election, not the comdoedy woith Matherew
> > Broderisck, it's an Hong Kong movieo about the
> > CHinese triads. very cool, broham.
>
>
> Never would've thought that you'd think a
> Broderick muvie was cool... I guess I'll look into
> it... just now looked into it... brod-flick not
> offered to stream by the 'flix...
>
> Added to my list... I'm downloading Schizopolis...
> 3% into it...
>
> Brod-flick going into the Queueueueue

NOOOO, NOT the Broderiock Election, the Chinese Election.......the wtwo have nothing in commoin. The Election I'm talking about it a bad ass chinese gangster flijck about the CHinese Triads.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:25AM

Fucking shitl... absolutely none of those muvies are streamable...

I'm going to cancel subscription..
Fuck!

What good is the netflix anyway?

It's garbage...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:27AM

oh, shit, buddy... I just double-looked... the Chinese election is ...

what?

How?

... it's...

...STREAMABLE!!!

I'm gon' watch it...

Should I watch it now!!??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:27AM

Branded to Kill by Seijiun Suzuki.....Shinkya sSTukamoto was the direlctor I was thiskning about before. Chekc out Breanded to Kill. Japanese noir gangsterl flick. veryo good.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:28AM

WATCHO THAT SHIT, HARRY!!!!!!!

THE SEQOUEL, TRIAD ELECTION ))_(OR RE-ELECTION_) IS EEVEN BETTER, BUD-DAY!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:30AM

anddf for next tiem, check out Mon Oncle by Jacques Tati, also Playtime ands M. Hulot's Holiday, all by Jackles tati. Great, delightful French comedys.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:30AM

Triad election is...

Fourteen?

What?

That doesn't make any sense?

Say it again?
...

... STREAMABLE TOO< BUDDAAY!!

I've got a movie nite on my hands!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:31AM

The Great Dicator by Charlies Chaplin is greato

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:32AM

Mon oncle....

..

..

..

..
..
My bals huirt...

....

STREAMABLE!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:33AM

Steamboat Bill Jrl. by Buster Keaton, or The General by Keaton are greaot.

A night at the Opera starting the Marx Brothers, too;

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:34AM

Black Orpheus is a cla;lssic. tcheck that one out too

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:34AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 04:08PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:34AM

Pout

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:35AM

the 400 Blows,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:36AM

SOlaris, by Andrei Tarkovsky, NOT the George CLoonly, Steven Sotdergburgh remake. the TARKOVSKY version is the one toyou want.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:37AM

I've got like six new muvies that are streamable... I think I have two weeks' worth of work cut out for me...

Muchos garcias, guey

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:39AM

Ok... including 4cientos blows and solaris... I've got like 8 new muvies to watch... they're all in my queuueueue

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:40AM

one lasot esuggestion: He WHo Gets Slapped, starring Lon Chaney. it's silent, but it's a greato movie. Lon CHnaey was a great GREAT actor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: WE NEED SCAT ! ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:41AM

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POST SOME RAUNCHY SCAT-PORN ?
THANKS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:43AM

haarryo, I assume yourve already seen a Fistful of Dolalars, For a Few DOlalars More and Good Bad and the Ugly? How aobut High Plains Drifter? THe Wild Bunch?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:44AM

Netflix doesn't even acknowledge the existence of "Who gets slapped"... guess that one's on the no-fly list, Slippy...

Ok... Now, tell me... Which one do I watch first?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:45AM

Ugh... Westerns, buddy?

Goowagh!!

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> haarryo, I assume yourve already seen a Fistful of
> Dolalars, For a Few DOlalars More and Good Bad and
> the Ugly? How aobut High Plains Drifter? THe Wild
> Bunch?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:47AM

I'd go woiht Mon Oncle if it were me......just remember, to keep an opeon mind and realize this is kind of like a silent movie with sound.....there's no real plot, it's joust a lot of great, ivnentive visual comedly. It's delightful, if youre open to it. I think Playtime is even better.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:53AM

I used to haote wwesterns too, buzzy, tobut these are REVISIONIST westernes......they're violent, bad ass. Great movies. John Ford made the boring old classicall; westerns youre thinking of. THese are much different.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:53AM

Ok, so if PLaytime is better... Then shouldn't I start with PLaytime? Or is Pklaytime only better when you watch the other one first?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: GOT SCAT ? ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:54AM

WHERE'S THE SCAT @ ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:57AM

GOT SCAT ? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> WHERE'S THE SCAT @ ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:57AM

I'd say watch Mon Oncle first. Get familiar witho the way these movies work, then youjll understand and enjoy Playtime even more. Mr. Hulot drops out of the movie for a longo time in Playtimes, which is weird, but in a way it's better. Wastch Mon Oncle first though. If you like it, you';ll love Playtime. It takes a whioel to stop thinking 'okay, when does stuff tstart happening', with Jacques Tati's movies, but once your get o past that, they're simply delightful to watch/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:58AM

Pago 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:01AM

Ok... I'll get prepared for my journey...

It now seems like I'd rather just drink and listen to familiar music..

But all those movies are in my queueue... It's only a matter of time before I watch them.. all..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:02AM

Poop Quiz, Miz! Name another Off-Topic Thread that has gone on for 16 pages... Can ya do it?

Didn't think so...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:03AM

thios is my masteropoiece, buzzy/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:05AM

J. Frusciante is Jesus..

End of discussion...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ...................GOT SCAT ? ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:13AM

WHERE DA SCAT @ JACK ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:15AM

Blah blah blah... blah-blah.... You'll never know...

You can lead a scholar to scat... but you can't force him to drink....

Find your own scat, @AOL Scholar...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Fist@Rectum.com ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:19AM

OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH TUTTLES.
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR SOME OTHER EQUALLY DISTURBING IMAGERY THEN.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:21AM

Deal!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:26AM

g'nighto, guise

haryryo, close up for me willlya???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:28AM

You can't keep depending on me, dood! Sure... I'll close up this time...

But I thnk you're taking my kindness for weakness...

You gotta stop taking advantage of me...

What if I want chikn strips?

What if I need to go pay my phone bill?

This suckzx.... I don't evben get benefits...

Can't you sweeten the pot?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *ATROCITY* ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:30AM

A REAL MAN WOULD NEVER COVER UP HIS STRETCH MARKS WITH THOSE HIDEOUS LETTERS !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *GANJA GLUCOSE* ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:34AM

> "Can't you sweeten the pot?"

A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR SHOULD SWEETEN UP YOUR POT.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:36AM

Dood, you're seeing the mirage.. You're mirage-struck...

You can't see the forest for the trees....

I'm in charge now...

My cap'n is incompetent...

I have to take the helm of this ship once again...

You just don't get it, man...

I have to listen to Tommy T. and his techno-era radioweb progrum... or else I can't keep holding down the shop...

It takes money to make money, LOA@AOL.COM... Haven't you heard that before?

Do you not see with your mind? You're the sighted blind... You see but you can't =visualize=...

Big shout outs to my buddy, one of the unregistered type... I'm talkin'bout the guy who uses equal signs to add emphasis...

Big'ups to you.. Was that a contraction for the word "Big Gulps"?? You be the judge...

Choose your adventure R.L. Stine...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:42AM

Don't you sea, guise!!?? I can't even watch the 8 or more muvies that Miz recommended to me...

I don't know if you caught it, y'all.... but every single one of those recommendations was four stars or better on the Netflix suggested Rating Scale..

They predict I will "Really Like" every single which one of those muvies...

And how am I rewarded?

I "get" to close down the "shop"....

AWESOME! Let me just sit here in this "shop" in an ocean of semen and butthole fumes...

I get home from work, and my girl tells me I smell like semen, butt, and poopcorn...

This is the life I live...

I can't quit this job... What else would I do?

Go back to school?

Who's gonna pay for that?

I'm stuck, y'all... don't ya see, man?

I can't do better than this job...

I'm doomed to a life of "Can you close up, Harry? thanks dood"....

I can't look out for me... no one else will look out for me...

I don't matter....

=I don't matter=

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: IF IT AIN'T ABOUT SCAT - IT AIN'T ABOUT SHIT ! ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:44AM

WHAT EXACTLY DOES ANY OF THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SCAT OR SCAT MEMORABILIA ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 01:48AM

Are you fucking joking with me dood?

WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH SHIT/SCAT MEMORABILIA?

IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SCAT MEMORABILIA>..

IT HAS EVERY-FUCKING-LITTLE-THING to do with SCAT MEMORABILIA....

My whole life is scat memorabilia...

I can't clean up my act...

My act is implicitly dirty...

I do not deserve a clean act....

I wouldn't know what to do with it...

What would you do with a clean act, LOA@AOL.COM?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:08AM

Since the responsibility has, once again, fallen on me to keep this fucking shackstore I meant to say store, not shack.... in business...

Let me ask y'all a ?uestion...

FLASH FORWARD, BITCHES>>>

THis isn't the year of the Rabbit anymore... this is the year of the GRANDKIDS!

THE NIETOS, Y'ALL!.

Yes, that's right...

Hold on...(Since this is a Monopoly... I'm going to do my part in controlling the cost of this site... it's my prerogative, y'all... and it's shrewd business sense... I'll see you in the next post mi niggas)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:08AM

As I was saying...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *Mr. Clean Act* ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:09AM

> "What would you do with a clean act, LOA@AOL.COM?"

FUCK IT ALL UP WITH SHIT.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:12AM

...Yeah, that's right....

When I drink half a litre of Tequila (That's agave fermented and distilled EXCLUSIVELY IN THE TEQUILA REGION OF MEJICO), I speak spanish...

Something in the water... I don't know... (Yes, you fkkin gringos... Tequila HAS... wait... =has= water in it... It's not a one hundred of a percientos alcohol... it's like 40% usually... That's 80 proof, y'all)...

ANyone who has drank tequuila has drank water... =from mexico=!

TBC...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:15AM

Hay, AOL SCHOLAR...

I was in the middle of a musing...
and you
had
two
fuck it all
up with shit
mi nigga...

don't you respect your eldritch?

I mean what the fuck?

I let you go on and on about sock pupptets accounts..

Won't you let me wack poetic about the year of the nieto?

Your prompt attention to this matter(not matter of the fecal variety) is aooreciated...

TTFN

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:28AM

Ok... I've made my rounds...

No one has been loitering outside of the business...

That means no one is gwin'a impede on our business model....

...y'alll

y'all...

y'awn...

I'm so sick of typing "y'all", y'all...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:30AM

I was going to continue...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:30AM

...but in the interest of maniplulaltiong the price of FU:AD...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:31AM

I'll beef up the post count a l'ilbit...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:31AM

Hopefully this 1:1 approach will also beef (gawsh I love cow by-products) up the view:post ratio...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:32AM

These are the perks of a monipoisluy, y'awn..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:33AM

Sebnty more poasts intul pagina 10y7...

That's rite... Tequila makes me think in pheaux-spanol..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:34AM

I'm intentionally miss... spelled faux...

Faux-off..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *Nolan Ryan* ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:35AM

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY, I WOULD WET HUGE WADS IF TOILET PAPER AND
THROW THEM HARD UP AT THE CIELING SO THEY WOULD STICK AND DRIP WATER
ON PEOPLE AND RANDOMLY FALL ON PEOPLES HEADS. I WOULD ALWAYS SIGN MY
WORK BY WRITING MY NAME IN POOP ON THE WALLS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:37AM

Think I can get to page 17 by miself?

Inorite!?

Me neeether...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:38AM

So.. before I get back to my musing on the year of the nieto... I must confess something... something so horrible... so diskusting..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:39AM

...so absolutly mindpbending drama...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:39AM

I have almost consumed an entire litro of tequila reposado...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:40AM

at 40 porcientos alcohol.. that means i've almost drank 60% of one litre of mexican water...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:40AM

That's just in two days, y'all... I wuldn't do that to miself in one nite..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:46AM

*Nolan Ryan* Wrote:
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> WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY, I WOULD WET HUGE WADS IF
> TOILET PAPER AND

BUSTED!!!

the "if" instead of "of" mistake is the largest "Smart"phone error that there is...

You are "typing" from a Smartphone!!!

BUSTED, BUDDY!

Sorry, but you interrumpted my shit... so yous gotsta get buttsted.!

> THROW THEM HARD UP AT THE CIELING SO THEY WOULD
> STICK AND DRIP WATER
> ON PEOPLE AND RANDOMLY FALL ON PEOPLES HEADS. I
> WOULD ALWAYS SIGN MY
> WORK BY WRITING MY NAME IN POOP ON THE WALLS.

Uh-huh.. y'know tha'ss rite...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:52AM

I can't keep playing this waiting game...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:52AM

I have so many posts to make... and so little time to poast them...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:52AM

I'm starting to doubt myself...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:53AM

There's no way I can make it to page 17... in my allotted time, that is...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:53AM

In fact, I'm already on page 17... You just wouldn't know it yet...

For you see...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: YPU = LPSER ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:53AM

SO ARE YOU, BECAUSE JUST MINUTES AGO YOU MADE THE #2 BIGGEST TYPO
MADE ON SMARTPHONES WHEN YOU USED TWO "Os" IN PLACE OF "Ps"

ex : Aoolication.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:54AM

I've been to the future...

THe future, y'all...

That's a Harry Tuttle staple...

Where would I be without it?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 02:58AM

Well, not only have you compleatly admitted to be surfing this fine webspace on a smartphone.... but you are compleatly wrong...

I am just bazonked... Tha'ts my excuse... I use smartphones to fusurf webs.. sure... but I'm not dewin it tonight...

I'm making too many typos for that...

Y'see.. I don't make typos when I'm on my smartphone... I don't want my smartphone to remember all of the typos...

"compleatly has been saved to the dictionary"

FUKK ALL THAT SHIT!

I can't handle dealing with all my intentional typos...

You're wrong... and busted..

If you're going to keep interumpting me... please dew it moore...

I could use all the help that I may, or may not, get...

Thanks in advance.. (TIA)

Harry,

Tuttle...

YPU = LPSER Wrote:
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> SO ARE YOU, BECAUSE JUST MINUTES AGO YOU MADE THE
> #2 BIGGEST TYPO
> MADE ON SMARTPHONES WHEN YOU USED TWO "Os" IN
> PLACE OF "Ps"
>
> ex : Aoolication.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:00AM

As I was saying....

60% of a liter of Mexican water...

In two nights...

and I just ran out of tonic...

Y'see....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:01AM

I started using tonic, and it is quite delightful with tequila, when I ran out of Bing Cherry Energy Drink...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:02AM

And y'see.... I started using Bing Cherry Energy Drink when I ran out of Strawberry Kiwi concoction..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:02AM

And I started using Stawbree kiwi concoction, y'see, when I ran out of Grapefruit Juice...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:03AM

And I started using Grapefruit Juice when I ran out of V8 splash....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:03AM

And... I ran out of V098 Splash when the big booty ho spilled it all over my carpet...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:04AM

This is the Ah-hah moment...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:04AM

B'cause y'all know the big booty ho splashed my v8 about a week ago...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:06AM

ANyhwooo... I started using V9 splash when I ran out of OJ...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:07AM

This means I've been surfin' the 'space and drinkin' bewz instead of gowing to the grossery store...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. McFistacuffs ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:07AM

DID HE ONLY USE A COUPLE FINGERS, OR DID HE GO RIGHT IN WITH THE WHOLE FIST ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:07AM

For over a week, y'awn...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:08AM

I may have mist the impetus for this response in my crick of incessant ramblings... but...

What the hell are you talking about?

Mr. McFistacuffs Wrote:
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> DID HE ONLY USE A COUPLE FINGERS, OR DID HE GO
> RIGHT IN WITH THE WHOLE FIST ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *Snot Rockets* ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:11AM

I'M TALKING ABOUT SCAT.
WHAT =ELSE= IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:18AM

Well... there's Tommy T, the jotosexual... and his CyberRage Radio Progrum..

Listenin' to the 2week archives...

*Snot Rockets* Wrote:
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> I'M TALKING ABOUT SCAT.
> WHAT =ELSE= IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:19AM

Or there's the thing the thing I'm talking about...

Which I'm getting to...

Slowly...

but...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:19AM

...surely,...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:19AM

Get it!? Slowly, Butt Shirley!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:20AM

LAAAWWWL..!!!

Troll@AOL's new name is BUTT SHIRLEY, y'all!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:21AM

Thirty for more posts... after this, it'll be thirty-tree...

I can do this, y'all!

Especially with the help of Butt Shirley...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:31AM

It's only tree thirty... and I have dirty two moore poasts to go....

THis will be a cake walk...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:31AM

Give me a second to re-orient myself to my story...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:31AM

I forgot what I was "gettin'at"..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:32AM

I ran out of dark techno... AKA EBM...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:32AM

So, now... I'm going to have to fire up some Thelonious Monk... and Retrace my steps...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:32AM

Before the Train of Glory comes on!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:36AM

Hsaym Misz! I'm you're black Neybors!

Only I'm listening to Monk... Instead of Lil Wayne...

(I used Li'l Wayne, instead of T-Payne for obvious reasons)

T-Payne is actually gud...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:37AM

Listening to Roun'dm mifnight as loud as I can.m y'all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:40AM

So... in an attempt to rogain my steam...

I have been drinking adult beverages, instead of going to the store, for over a week...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:41AM

It's cheaper...

It costs, what, like 40 bucks in follars to drink adult brews?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:42AM

What's the cheapest trip to the grossery store you've ever experienced?

I bet it was like 50 dollars in bucks? AMIRITE, Partner...?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:42AM

Listening to Monk Makes me feel like a Ghost...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:44AM

His talent can't be denied... It would be a crime..

He is amazing...

But who can you talk about him with?

Nobody...

If you bring up Monk with anybody you know in real life, they look at you like you're some kind of pedophile...

Try introducing Monk to some Avant Garde, I'm Hip-type, motherfucker...

He's going to think you rape children....

THIS IS NO HYPERBOLE...

HE's going to pull some Megan's Law-Type Shit on your ass....

People just don't appreciate the Monk...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *Mall Santa* ()

Date: February 22, 2011 03:58AM

HARRY LOVES DA CHIRRENS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:03AM

God-FUCKING-DAMN this song...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:04AM

I was just about to pick up my story wear I left off...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:04AM

But then Monk's Mood came on...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:06AM

This song is notorious for fucking with my mind...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:06AM

It makes me think of the "glory days".. Whatever those were...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:07AM

Even though I don't have "glory days", this fucking song makes me INVENT glory days...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:07AM

I feel like a retired senior citizen... sitting... staring out a window...

reflecting on the good ol' days...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:08AM

...it's such a gr8 song... but... seriously...

...fuck this song...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: BipoIar Bear ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:17AM

A. Harry, it's time to go to sleep.

Don't make me come over there and carry you to bed.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:17AM

I think I woke up my neighbors...

I hear creatures stirring... and it's not even a mouse...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:20AM

What are you doing up, Bipoiar Bear?

You wanna talk about stuff until we get to page 17?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: BipoIar Bear ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:22AM

I guess I have to make a house call.

This is becoming more stressful than Africa.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:23AM

What was it like in Africa?

Did you get a lot of AIDS, dood!?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:24AM

Where there a lot of children... with huge piercings... (not the children of fairfax underground) inhaling the fumes of fermented feces?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: BipoIar Bear ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:36AM

Harry, I need to roll up your sleeve.

You'll just feel a slight prick.

There we go.

Let's get you into bed, now.

Yes, yes, I love you too.

Good night, Harry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:40AM

Good Nite Bi poilililar bear....

OI',m srarting tofeel sleepu;.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:41AM

I can toetally go to sleeprite now,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:41AM

I have drank an entire litre of Trewquila...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:42AM

I dank an entire-fucking-liter of Tequila

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 04:42AM

dotdotdot

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 05:05AM

LOLQ!

I got to page 17!

All by myself!

I think the bossman will be happy with me...

For this reason, I'll stop padding my posts..

I don't need to make one post turn into 63 posts...

I can turn 63 postds into one,,,

That's why I get paid the big-bucks, y'all....

I was saying... about my alcohol... it's cheaper than the store... and before that... I was talking about speaking spanish....

I was talking about spanish because I was drinking tequila...

That makes me speak spanihs, y'all.

I know, guyse...

I was talking about spanish... because I talked about the year of the Nieto..

I talked about the year of the Nieto because we are currently living in the year of the Rabbit...

I brought up the year of the rabbit because I wanted us to teleport to a world where the year of the rabbit didn't exist...

I hav a hypothetical situation, y'all...

And the year of the rabbit would fuck it all up.

We're no longer in the year of the rabbit, y'all...

We have flashed forward>>>

To the year of the wooden Tiger....

You have grandchildren...

Nietos, y'all...

What is a story that you'd tell your grandkids?

Will you tell them about Kidz Bop?

Will you tell your Grandkidz about the women you had sex with?

What are you going to tell your Grandkidz about your own life?

Good night, y'all..

I wish you the best..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 05:37AM

Al most time to close up...

Ir's close enough for me...

I'm going to throw on the DOn Geronimo Show...

And go to sleep...

That's what I do....

That's how I get to sleep.

I listen to Don Geronimo....

And drift to sleep.

I think we've accomplished enough tonight...

Of course, I'm not going to get any type of bonus for the evening....

I'm just going to go through life... getting paid the same...

no matter how awesome my performance..

peace to the outz,

bitchez...

ok bye...

We're officially closed...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 22, 2011 05:39AM

Ok, now we're closed...

Buy guise...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 22, 2011 08:58AM

Attention, folks...this is a very special post on FU;AD...I'm breaking my own rules of the thread by posting during daylight hours, but it's for a very good reason. This post is to acknowledge the hard work of Harry Tuttle---our very first Employee of the Month. Congralations, Harry--you took us to page 17 in one night, single-handedly. Your hard work and dedication are hereby recognized with this neat commemorative plaque. At this rate, we will have surpassed WashingTone-Locian's seminal Mike O'Meara Show Thread by the Spring to become the MOST SUCCESSFUL thread in not only FFXU Off-Topic history, but FFXU history itself!

Thanks, buzzy!!!
see'ya tonight!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:19PM

Tutts should be honored. Managing an after-hours establishment is tough work. Especially when patrons eat all the complimentary pretzels:
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: pooper ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:30PM

This site is for poor lonely guys who can't get dates, are still virgins at age 40, and still live with their Mommy and keep their stash of porno books under the bed. And have not changed the sheets on their beds in 6 months. And whos idea of a goodtime is watching reruns of "the Office" and "Paperchase' with their arms across the family dog/cat. And were once straight, could not get girls, turned gay, could not get guys and went straight again.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Nylon Stockings ()

Date: February 22, 2011 12:33PM

The first part of helping yourself pooper is to admit you have a problem. I applaud your efforts in sharing. You are on the road to recovery good sir.

pooper Wrote:
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> This site is for poor lonely guys who can't get
> dates, are still virgins at age 40, and still live
> with their Mommy and keep their stash of porno
> books under the bed. And have not changed the
> sheets on their beds in 6 months. And whos idea
> of a goodtime is watching reruns of "the Office"
> and "Paperchase' with their arms across the family
> dog/cat. And were once straight, could not get
> girls, turned gay, could not get guys and went
> straight again.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: The Children of Fairfax Underground ()

Date: February 22, 2011 09:34PM

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Date: February 22, 2011 09:40PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:05AM

open for bid'ness

Children of Fairfax Underground, I didn't know you were a real person.

You seem to be more knowledgeable about film than me, I'll admit that right away. But I think you're dead wrong about both Black Orpheus and Tati. Black Orpheus is a film that's pulsating with life and music. I could watch those music and dancing sequences all day. What didn't you like about it?

And yes, the gags in Jacques Tati's films are VERY precious and labored, but that's because they were labored over, and that's part of why I like them...the man only made something like seven films in his lifetime. He was obsessed with detail, and it shows, but to me not in a bad way. The sequences are almost diagramatic in the way they're composed. That scene in Playtime where they're all watching TV in the separate apartments, but we see them all at once, doing the same thing, but all separated by walls, is brilliant I think. It's just so clever, and I appreciate the meticulous detail that went into every shot. I like how he takes his time. So much comedy revolves around setting jokes up and then hitting the punchline, like the Marx Brothers; I like the change of pace, seeing a comedy like Mon Oncle or Playtime that almost seems to wander in places. It's not bust a gut, show your teeth laughing funny; it's more cerebral than anything, even though there's almost no dialogue or plot.

And I didn't mean to say I don't like John Ford...I just meant that compared to the revisionist westerns of the late 50's and on, they're very old-fashioned (the early ones anyway). I haven't seen a lot of them. Just a few, really, but I've liked every one so far.

Children, what did you think of The Red Shoes?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:11AM

It is passed Children's bedtime...

I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for a response from them...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:11AM

I watched Schizopolis today... It was ok... It had some good moments...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:27AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I watched Schizopolis today... It was ok... It had
> some good moments...

oh, come on, man. That movie's crazy. It's better than ok.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:30AM

It was completely crazy... I enjoyed the things like "generic greeting" and the "smell sign" and the japanese speaking...

I liked how the dentist jogged to and fro his car...

It was a fun ride and I wouldn't un-ride it for anything...

But at the end, I felt it was lacking something...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:32AM

speaking of famous movies you didn't think were that great, I'd like to bring up One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Now, I liked it. I didn't love it. I'll tell you why: Jack Nicholson is great of course, but I kind of resented the fact that the story is told through the eyes of a guy who isn't actually crazy. I understand it's based on a novel, so I'm kind of blaming the source material here, but I think I would have liked it more if they had showed some balls and trusted the audience with a main character who IS nuts, instead of assuming we can't handle a movie where the main character is a patient in an insane asylum (because Randall P. MacMurphy really isn't...he's not like the other guys). Hollywood talks down to the audience like this a lot. Last King of Scotland--a movie about a Ugandan dictator--had to be told via a white guy. See, they couldn't trust us with a main character who's black, and nuts, and unsympathetic. Why is it so important that we identify with the main character? Don't answer that---I know why---but why can't people take chances and try telling a story that's a little obscure, a little less obvious?

I'd rather see a movie about big Chief. I'd like to see that story first. And that whole scene where they go out on the boat.....that would never happen. I've been in the nut hut.....not once did a free-thinking wild man take us out on a yacht and "teach us how to live". Ugh.

the supporting performances, Danny Devito, Christopher Lloyd, Chief, were all spot on. I know guys like that. But come on, man. Why does the 'free spirit' have to come along and save the day? Isn't a story about mental patients interesting enough?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:37AM

Yeah, it was a decent movie... but it wasn't great....

What about Taxi Driver?

I was completely disappointed with Taxi Driver...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:40AM

,,,

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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:42AM

I had heard so much about Taxi Driver before finally seeing it that I was also (just a little) disappointed. How could you not be? It's one of those movies...like Jaws or The Godfather (both of which I still have not seen)...where it's so much part of the culture that you feel like you've seen it even if you haven't, so there's really no way the actual movie can live up to everything you've always heard about it. But I did like it. I had the same reaction to Raging Bull, and King of Comedy....clearly very, very (maybe even great movies).....I just waited too long to see them. It's partly why I still haven't seen The Godfather. I just know it's not gonna grab me the way it probably would if I had never heard of the movie beforehand.

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:45AM

Yeah, I know what you mean... I think I was disappointed that I didn't feel the extreme passion for the movie that everyone who told me about it seemed to feel...

I did like King of Comedy, though...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:45AM

,,,

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:46AM

I liked Godfather..

You should check it out, Miz..

S'pretty dope...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:51AM

I'll see it. Hey Harry, how does Netflix work? Is there any way to stream movies on your TV without an XBOX or Wii? I can't watch a movie on my computer. I need the full experience.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 12:55AM

I guess you could connect your TV to your computer's output..

Just need the right cable...

Netflix will send you a movie in the mail or you can stream it. It's alright.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 01:00AM

Damn. Life's just not the same without TiVo. TCM always plays the best movies in the wee hours of the morning, or in the middle of the day. Help me, Robert Osbourne!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 01:01AM

by the way, anyone else notice Robert Osbourne's a bit of a mush-mouth?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 01:11AM

hey Harry, you like Dick?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 01:11AM

Philip K. Dick, that is.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 01:14AM

Sure, I haven't read any of his books... but I've seen lots of movies based on his books... I liked them all....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 23, 2011 01:21AM

A Scanner Darkly came the closest I've seen to capturing the feel of his writing. Total Recall is ridiculous....it's a great Arnold movie, but bears no resemblance to the story. I think it's called "We Can Remember it For You Wholesale". He always came up with odd titles. They're all quick, easy reads. But the ideas he came up with are mind-blowing. Weird, wild stuff.

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 01:24AM

I really liked A Scanner Darkly.... Need more movies like that...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 01:25AM

Minority Report was pretty cool.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: MrMephisto ()

Date: February 23, 2011 01:52PM

What's this thread about, anyway?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SCATphile ()

Date: February 23, 2011 02:00PM

IF IT AIN'T ABOUT SCAT, IT AIN'T ABOUT SHIT.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 23, 2011 02:56PM

This thread is like a shelter for battered women.... only most of the time, the staff are nowhere to be found. The battered women have assumed the command and It's getting ugly.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 23, 2011 04:09PM

the back door was open so i let myself in. this place looks totally different during the day.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: *BOUNCER* ()

Date: February 23, 2011 04:47PM

SORRY 'themuse', BUT ONLY *REAL* LADIES GET IN THE DOOR FREE BEFORE SIX.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 23, 2011 09:09PM

themuse Wrote:
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> the back door was open so i let myself in. this
> place looks totally different during the day.

Ha!

At two in the morning you don't notice what a dump the place really is.

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Date: February 23, 2011 10:00PM

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Date: February 23, 2011 10:15PM

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Posted by: themuse ()

Date: February 23, 2011 10:40PM

Alias Wrote:
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> i think FX-AD needs a few posters on the wall, a
> plant or two and maybe a couple of chairs.
>
> and, a deejay.
> muse?

okay but only if it's cacti. i like cacti - it requires zero help from humankind and hurts those who touch it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: The Children of Fairfax Underground ()

Date: February 23, 2011 11:42PM

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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 24, 2011 12:24AM

we're open for bid'ness

Children, I just watched The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance tonight. I thought is was a really good movie. I enjoyed all the character actor's performances in particular--the drunk newspaper editor, Liberty Valance's lackeys (by the way, was that Lee Van Cleef as the tall one who never spoke?), the town marshall (who I recognized as the stagecoach driver from Stagecoach), and the black guy, Pompey. Ford really had all those western character types down. I used to hate westerns, but I've really grown to appreciate them recently.

The Red Shoes didn't really appeal to me at first (I mean, it's about ballet, right?), but there's just something about that film that I enjoyed....it's really a statement on life as an artist in the end, which I dug. One of those guys who made it, either Pressburger or Powell, made a really weird but interesting horror movie called Peeping Tom. Ever seen it?

about silent films, one of my favorites is The Unknown by Tod Browning. That scene where Lon Cheney (after having his arms amputated for the girl he loves) realizes that she's in love with someone else, is just perfect. You can see the pain in his face. It's creepy and heartbreaking at the same time.

you're right about everything in regard to Keaton. Something about his performance really hits home with me for some reason. Steamboat Bill Jr. is one of those movies that I felt like was made just for me. Brilliant stuff. I'd love to see it on a big screen someday. But Children...I've had a dilemma...I've kinda wanted to see Birth of a Nation for a while now, just because it's said to be the cornerstone of modern filmmaking, but is it worth the three plus hours? Is it a must see for someone interested in film in general, but not necessarily a 'film buff'?
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Posted by: ur not even black, Jack! ()

Date: February 24, 2011 12:29AM

Fuck off, you stupid ska loving faggot!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 24, 2011 12:38AM

where's Harry TUttle at??

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Date: February 24, 2011 01:05AM

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> where's Harry TUttle at??

Up your arse, faggot!

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Posted by: The Children of Fairfax Underground ()

Date: February 24, 2011 09:18PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 24, 2011 09:19PM

The Children of Fairfax Underground Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > Children, I just watched The Man Who Shot
> Liberty
> > Valance tonight. I thought is was a really good
> > movie. I enjoyed all the character actor's
> > performances in particular--the drunk newspaper
> > editor, Liberty Valance's lackeys (by the way,
> was
> > that Lee Van Cleef as the tall one who never
> > spoke? {I BELIEVE SO}), the town marshall (who I
> recognized as
> > the stagecoach driver from Stagecoach), and the
> > black guy, Pompey. Ford really had all those
> > western character types down. I used to hate
> > westerns, but I've really grown to appreciate
> them
> > recently.
>
> Well, geez. Here's a film generally considered a
> classic, and I'm a bit chagrined to say that I
> don't really like it. It just doesn't work for
> me.
>
> Where, say, The Searchers or My Darling Clementine
> have a convincing naturalistic feel (or at least
> the illusion thereof), Liberty Valance has the
> feel of a backlot. The cinematography and
> lighting are very flat (as distinguished from the
> outstanding camerawork in the two earlier
> pictures). Maybe those things shouldn't bug me,
> but they do. Perhaps a genuine appreciation of
> the film requires a sensibility more like yours
> than mine -- a sensibility that can appreciate a
> film like The Red Shoes? Dunno.
>
> While I have certain intellectual appreciation for
> the story, I've just never warmed up to this
> film.
>
>
> > The Red Shoes didn't really appeal to me at
> first
> > (I mean, it's about ballet, right?), but
> there's
> > just something about that film that I
> > enjoyed....it's really a statement on life as
> an
> > artist in the end, which I dug. One of those
> guys
> > who made it, either Pressburger or Powell, made
> a
> > really weird but interesting horror movie
> called
> > Peeping Tom. Ever seen it?
>
> I have seen Peeping Tom. That's a film that gets
> a fair amount of hype, from Martin Scorcese, among
> others. But it's yet another "classic" that
> leaves me completely cold. I just found the story
> hackneyed to the point where, whatever larger
> issues the filmmaker may have been trying to
> address didn't really matter to me, because the
> drama didn't work.
>
> Let me add -- I say "the drama didn't work"; I
> mean: it didn't work for me. There are enough
> people who dig this film that I readily admit that
> I might be missing something, though I don't think
> I am. Eh, who knows?
>
> Btb, I haven't been in years, but once upon a time
> I went through a brief balletomane phase.
> Alessandra Ferri doing Giselle is one of the great
> live performances I've ever seen - just
> awe-inspiring. And, as an added bonus, incredibly
> sexy.
>
>
> > about silent films, one of my favorites is The
> > Unknown by Tod Browning. That scene where Lon
> > Cheney (after having his arms amputated for the
> > girl he loves) realizes that she's in love with
> > someone else, is just perfect. You can see the
> > pain in his face. It's creepy and heartbreaking
> at
> > the same time.
>
> Yeah, The Unknown is very good. It's got those
> handful of scenes - like the one you mention -
> that are just so excruciatingly intense. Creepy
> and heartbreaking -- well-put. One little detail
> I particularly like is how we can see that the
> supposedly armless Chaney at the beginning is
> faking it. I think Chaney and Browning
> deliberately set up the audience to have them
> shaking their heads, to have them thinking, "Geez,
> Chaney is really doing a piss-poor job on his
> armless routine," and then pull the rug out from
> under them. (At least, that's how I reacted the
> first time I saw the film.)
>
>
> > you're right about everything in regard to
> Keaton.
> > Something about his performance really hits
> home
> > with me for some reason. Steamboat Bill Jr. is
> one
> > of those movies that I felt like was made just
> for
> > me. Brilliant stuff. I'd love to see it on a
> big
> > screen someday.
>
> You know, I grew up in the pre-dvd, pre-vhs era.
> As a child I had a regular 8mm (not Super 8!)
> print of Steamboat Bill on I guess 6 reels. I
> would play that film over and over again. I must
> have watched it 100 times. Much love for
> Steamboat Bill. But I sort of became focused on
> rather small details that particularly fascinated
> me, like the trick he does with sawing off his
> thumb, and the surreal sequence in the theater
> during the cyclone.
>
> That's why seeing it in a theater, as I mentioned
> in a previous post, was such a pleasant surprise
> -- to see how tremendously effective the climax
> was, which I had kind of become blind to over the
> years. And to really, genuinely feel the thrill
> of the character's turnaround - when he finally
> does perfectly all the things he had screwed up
> before.
>
>
> > But Children...I've had a
> > dilemma...I've kinda wanted to see Birth of a
> > Nation for a while now, just because it's said
> to
> > be the cornerstone of modern filmmaking, but is
> it
> > worth the three plus hours? Is it a must see
> for
> > someone interested in film in general, but not
> > necessarily a 'film buff'?
>
>
> Oh, my. Here's my take on Birth. I had seen
> clips from it, and it never really did anything
> for me. Then - at least 10 years ago - I had the
> opportunity to see it in a movie theater. There
> was actually a small protest organized outside the
> theater, but I went in anyway.
>
> Well, it was a great print, with very nicely done
> blue monotint for night, and sepia for the daytime
> (as I understand it the original was tinted), and
> an excellent score.
>
> The opening shot of the film, as I recall, was a
> fairly tight medium shot of a slave half-kneeling,
> half-sitting in chains on a platform, being
> displayed for sale. It was a truly awesome shot
> -- it felt like someone had taken a movie camera
> back to 1825 or whenever, and photographed a slave
> auction. The shot was in semi-deep focus -- you
> could see layers of the crowd reaching back to the
> vanishing point, all these different perfect
> period-type faces peering and craning to get a
> look at the slave.
>
> And the expression on the slave's face -- this
> incredible sadness.
>
> Just an awesome shot. And I thought to myself,
> g--damnit, Griffith may have been a racist, but I
> never saw an image, other than actual documentary
> photos, that captured so powerfully and acutely
> the tragedy of slavery.
>
> Just that one shot made me think: Griffith is a
> great artist.
>
> But you know there are different versions of that
> film floating around, and when I went to look for
> that shot on Youtube, I couldn't find it. (The
> two full-length versions on Youtube begin with a
> full or long shot of the slave auction, rather
> than the tight medium shot I recall.)
>
> So I'm wondering if it was partly or entirely in
> my imagination? Do I remember it that way because
> I was sitting very close to the screen? I don't
> know.
>
> But watching the film that one night, in a movie
> theater showing an excellent print, I must say it
> was a powerful experience. The battle scenes were
> really thrilling. Parts of the film are extremely
> stagy and dated, and the bad negro, Gus iirc,
> played by a white man in black face, is so over
> the top as to be ridiculous. And as contrived and
> on some level ludicrous, and certainly racist, as
> the climax is, I was, God help me, truly caught up
> by the excitement and tension of it.
>
> That said, I don't think it's a must-see for
> someone interested in film in general. If you can
> get ahold of a state-of-the-art dvd (or blue-ray,
> which I don't have the tech for myself, but seeing
> frame comparisons on the web, it definitely
> appears to be visibly better than the dvd format),
> then I think it would be worth checking out. But
> if you're not digging it - the quality of the film
> is uneven from scene to scene - don't torture
> yourself by watching every frame. Just skip to
> the good parts -- the battle scenes, and the last
> 20-odd minutes, when the KKK saves the day (!).
>
> Griffith invented film grammar. It's been awhile
> since I've seen it, but I think everything you
> need to know about Griffith, just about, can be
> found in an excellent documentary called "D.W.
> Griffith: Father Of Film" by Kevin Brownlow and
> David Gill (who also did the excellent
> documentaries "Unknown Chaplin" and "Buster
> Keaton: A Hard Act to Follow").
>
> A film you might like, that is much more
> accessible than Birth, is Broken Blossoms. Dunno,
> but you might dig that.
>
> Footnote: the same week I saw Birth of A Nation, I
> happened to see Greed by von Stroheim, and seeing
> the two films almost back-to-back, I concluded
> that Griffith was the greater artist -- that his
> work, while fraught with melodrama and staginess,
> was at its best richer and deeper than Stroheim's.
> Moments and scenes of emotional intensity that
> you could see Stroheim *tried* to achieve, but
> didn't quite reach, Griffith actually pulled off.
> In my humble opinion, anyway.

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 24, 2011 09:35PM

Shut up, Conie... Grown-ups are talking...

(I'll handle this, guise... y'all just keep going and act like this never happened)

Come with me, Conie, you little weasel...

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Posted by: 6X ()

Date: February 24, 2011 09:40PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Shut up, Conie... Grown-ups are talking...
>
> (I'll handle this, guise... y'all just keep going
> and act like this never happened)
>
> Come with me, Conie, you little weasel...

What?

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Date: February 24, 2011 09:44PM

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 24, 2011 09:58PM

(Ok, I might need back up... This crowd is starting to get unruly)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: February 24, 2011 09:59PM

How long until this thread dies?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Shadow ()

Date: February 24, 2011 10:00PM

Never if you keep adding to it.

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Posted by: Shadow ()

Date: February 24, 2011 10:00PM

Oops, looks like I added too.

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Posted by: Barkus ()

Date: February 24, 2011 10:05PM

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> (Ok, I might need back up... This crowd is
> starting to get unruly)

Oh, ol' Doc Tuttle knows 'ow to 'andle a crowd all right.

Here 'e is at 'is whip-crackin' best!

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Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 24, 2011 10:12PM

the rather large, for now reason, youtube videos are rather uncalled for.

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Posted by: barkus ()

Date: February 24, 2011 10:15PM

Rather, sir, I daresay your impertinent post is rather uncalled for.

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Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 24, 2011 10:22PM

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> Rather, sir, I daresay your impertinent post is
> rather uncalled for.

i dont know those words

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Posted by: barkus ()

Date: February 24, 2011 10:28PM

So I've heard, it's so absurd
How, could this occur?
It was meant, and so she went
Well, I don't know those words
I don't know those words!!!!

PS - I am 17 too and I don't know those words and expressions. Heard of them, but never bothered to look them up. Except for calamity.

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Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 24, 2011 10:36PM

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> So I've heard, it's so absurd
> How, could this occur?
> It was meant, and so she went
> Well, I don't know those words
> I don't know those words!!!!
>
> PS - I am 17 too and I don't know those words and
> expressions. Heard of them, but never bothered to
> look them up. Except for calamity.

i like clams too, throw them on the grill, slab some garlic butter on them when they open, let cool a bit then squeeze lemon juice on them, delicious.

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Date: February 24, 2011 11:41PM

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 24, 2011 11:51PM

This isn't THE barkus is it? barkus, if you had a sugar glider, what wouldst thou name it?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:01AM

open for bid'ness

harryo, I had a stead stonight....it was great
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:12AM

haize buzziey, bwher's weverybody at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:15AM

wherle's themuseo at??.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:20AM

wher's buzzy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:31AM

serioulsy, howhere's evehroyoigoby at/??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:33AM

Mizzo, apparently, you need to cash in your stead for chikkn and fush. For your healthy.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:34AM

haayro, hyou are tioa gokijk ahoikntll./.

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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:36AM

shahara handso/m

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:44AM

jhaize buzzy

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:50AM

Normally I can decode your pill-o-talk no problem, but the last two words have really thrown me for a loop. They aren't in your usual style of phonetic Italian...

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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 12:53AM

jaharryo, whoat iod oiyou haovie foirko dinneor tiongiohgoto?m/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Darlene Clementine ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:02AM

Pardon me, but can one of you boys tell me where I can find Mr. Misery?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:04AM

io iam mrio misoyiery hyo

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:07AM

whelkrs' devilk's Revjecto at??>,

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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:10AM

slow nighto;l

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Posted by: Darlene Clementine ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:12AM

Wow, you really are as becoming as they come. My name is Darlene, Mr. Misery. I've admired you for sometime now. I can't stay but for just another minute but I had to ask if you'd, you know, be around sometime this weekend?

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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:14AM

absoilutioelyo./

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Darlene Clementine ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:20AM

Purrfect. I'll stop in around the same time tomorrow night - assuming I can find a cabbie willing to drive out here. Speaking of cabbies, I should go before the one on hold becomes too nervous and deserts me. Goodnight Mr. Misery. Til tomorrow.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:22AM

goiogdnightio

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:22AM

Vhuuihg. I had deities pie for dinner buddddyy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Jane2 ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:22AM

This thread makes no sense. It makes

me confused reading all these strange

conversations.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:23AM

jpoies aere aio sgiooiod desseroito

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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 25, 2011 01:26AM

ggoodiniotghto, bmy bumddiyes/.,

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Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 25, 2011 02:46AM

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> haayro, hyou are tioa gokijk ahoikntll./.

translation: Harry, what are you talking about?

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Date: February 25, 2011 03:10AM

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Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 25, 2011 09:08AM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > haayro, hyou are tioa gokijk ahoikntll./.
> >
> >
> > translation: Harry, what are you talking about?
>
>
> i read it as:
>
> Harry, you are too goofy and hokey!

Harry, you are a good honky?

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Posted by: SCATphile ()

Date: February 25, 2011 09:12AM

IF IT AIN'T ABOUT SCAT, IT AIN'T ABOUT SHIT.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry's Gals - Official Tuttle Fan Club ()

Date: February 25, 2011 03:57PM

Our hearts beat for only 1 !
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Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()

Date: February 25, 2011 04:38PM

Harry Tuttle. .. you got a fan. Go and send some lovin back.

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Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 25, 2011 05:46PM

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle. .. you got a fan. Go and send some
> lovin back.

Are you supposed to be ProVallone's wife/girlfriend?

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:17PM

Are you supposed to be talking to grown-ups? Didn't you learn anything from your 'pankins last night?

Your father won't be pleased when he hears about this... He's never pleased...

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Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:20PM

> Conie Wrote:
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> > Are you supposed to be ProVallone's
> > wife/girlfriend?

Both .. I am his wife/girlfriend

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Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:25PM

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> > > Are you supposed to be ProVallone's
> > > wife/girlfriend?
>
>
> Both .. I am his wife/girlfriend

you're not gonna last here.

Just sayin'

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Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:26PM

Why do you say that?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:31PM

To my gal and my secret gal, Ms. P,

Give me a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I'ma goin' home
My baby just wrote me a letter

Lovin' y'all is like breathin'...
~~It's hard to do while underwater, especially without the proper equipment.~~
~~It takes a conscious effort to do so when I'm walking or doing any other strenuous activity.~~
How can I stop, y'all?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SAY SHIT ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:32PM

SAY SCAT ?

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:34PM

If I had to guess, I would say her hypothesis is based on your blatant lack of attention to detail, as demonstrated by your erroneous prefix...

Unless, of course, you made this screen name BEFORE you became ProVallone's wife...

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Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:38PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> If I had to guess, I would say her hypothesis is
> based on your blatant lack of attention to detail,
> as demonstrated by your erroneous prefix...
>
> Unless, of course, you made this screen name
> BEFORE you became ProVallone's wife...
>
> Ms ProVallone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why do you say that?

I left the r out purposely. I can even be his (ProVallone's) secret lover.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SCATaholic ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:42PM

YOU KNOW, IF IS NOT ABOUT SCAT, IT'S NOT ABOUT SHIT.

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:46PM

So I've heard

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 25, 2011 06:49PM

Sure ya did, sweety...

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> (ProVallone's) secret lover.

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 26, 2011 12:45AM

I have bad news. I just got a call from Miz... in jail... I can't get in to the details, but I need to leave and go bail him out. Just remember what we taught you and you will be fine on your own.

Ok, bye.

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Date: February 26, 2011 12:54AM

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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 26, 2011 12:57AM

haise buzzy, we're open for bid'ness! I just made a tuna fish sadnwich for myself, but my cat's eating it. She just wouldn't take no for an answer, so I finally just let her have it. I'll eat whatever's left over.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 26, 2011 01:00AM

ggood news, buzzy! She must have been full. She only took a few bites and walked away. You know what that means.....I get a tuna fish snadwith all to myself!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Juxtaposition ()

Date: February 26, 2011 01:05AM

watching Don't be a menance in south while drinking your juice in the hood ..eating el taco chicken burrito. highly recommended with alcohol. true story.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 26, 2011 01:06AM

I got my cat....I got my stuna sandowtich....I'm all set.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 26, 2011 01:07AM

but weher's harryo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 26, 2011 01:10AM

any fly honeys wanna hook up???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 26, 2011 01:22AM

harryo, where you at , mah fren????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 26, 2011 01:40AM

awright....
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 26, 2011 02:00AM

screw this and screw you guys. I'm going to bed. FU"AD is officially CLOSED.............FOREVER!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:07AM

we're open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:09AM

where's everybody at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:13AM

I just had a weird thought: what ever happened to Hailey Joel Osment? You know, the kid from The Sixth Sense? The little dude just disappeared. Did he die?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:15AM

seriously, where's everybody at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:19AM

where's Lee Marvin at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:20AM

where's Olivia de Havilland at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:20AM

where's Claude Rains at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:20AM

where's Joseph Cotten at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:21AM

where's Claire Bloom at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:22AM

where's Merle Oberon at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:22AM

where's Eli Wallach at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:23AM

where's Fredric March at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:24AM

where's Ramon Novarro at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:24AM

where's Tim Holt at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:25AM

where's Lee Van Cleef at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:25AM

where's Peter Lorre at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:26AM

where's Marcello Mastroianno at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:26AM

where's Lilian Gish at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:28AM

where's Robert Ryan at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:29AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 04:13PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:31AM

where's Neville Staples at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:31AM

where's Buster Bloodvessel at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:32AM

where's Dave Wakeling at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:32AM

where's Rhoda Dakar at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:32AM

where's Pauline Black at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:32AM

where's Jerry Dammers at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:33AM

where's Suggs at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:33AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 04:13PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:33AM

where's Ranking Roger at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:40AM

where's Rico Rodriguez at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:40AM

where's Laurel Aitken at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:40AM

where's Justin Hinds at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:40AM

where's Desmond Dekker at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:40AM

where's Baba Brooks at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:41AM

where's Dave Barker at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:41AM

where's Cornell Campbell at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:41AM

where's Jacob Miller at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:41AM

where's John Holt at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:42AM

where's Don Drummond at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:42AM

where's Roland Alphonso at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:42AM

where's Tommy McCook at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:42AM

where's Sugar Minott at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:43AM

where's Jackie Mittoo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:43AM

where's Doreen Schaeffer at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:43AM

where's Lester Sterling at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:43AM

where's Leslie Kong at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:44AM

where's King Tubby at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:45AM

where's Prince Buster at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:45AM

where's Derrick Morgan at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:45AM

where's Ken Boothe at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:45AM

where's Ken Parker at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:45AM

where's Watty Burnett at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:46AM

where's U-Roy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:46AM

where's I-Roy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:46AM

where's Sister Nancy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:46AM

where's Yellow Man at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:46AM

where's Purple Man at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:47AM

where's Augustus Pablo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:47AM

where's Burning Spear at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:47AM

where's Steel Pulse at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:47AM

where's Aswad at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:47AM

where's Black Uhuru at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:48AM

where's Linton Kwesi Johnson at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:48AM

where's Symarip at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:48AM

where's Third World at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:48AM

where's The Mighty Diamonds at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:48AM

where's Inner Circle at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:49AM

where's Byron Lee & The Dragonaires at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:49AM

where's Lynn Taitt at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:50AM

where's Horace Andy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:50AM

where's The Melodians at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:51AM

where's The Ethiopians at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:51AM

where's The Pioneers at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:52AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 04:14PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:52AM

where's Leo Graham at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:53AM

where's The Upsetters at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:54AM

where's Alton Ellis at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:54AM

where's Marcia Griffiths at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:55AM

where's Glen Brown at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:55AM

where's Dandy Livingstone at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:55AM

where's Gregory Isaacs at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:56AM

where's Sly Dunbar at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:56AM

where's Robbie Shakespear at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:56AM

where's Dean Frazier at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:56AM

where's Mad Professor at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:57AM

where's The Abyssinians at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:57AM

page 19

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:58AM

this is some real bullshit, boy...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:59AM

...I'll tell you what...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 12:59AM

haven't seen a night this slow in a pig's eye

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:03AM

no posts in over an hour, besides me and Hatemotor.....

....god bless that Hatemotor...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:06AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:11AM

I like this woman. I like to be that Octopi.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:17AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:19AM

asioan woman have sideaways breasts

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:19AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:23AM

Hatemotnoer, the gioerl in that bpictures breasts are moving.......it's the ambions......i can see them movingi......i'm real, real gone, yoall

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:23AM

the walls aer breathiong

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:42AM

theseo preoztezels are malking me thiorsty..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 01:48AM

thalt's it......Faiorfax Ungioeround is DEADO.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 02:20AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()

Date: February 27, 2011 03:04AM

I need to poo

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 11:51PM

we're open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 27, 2011 11:53PM

WHo RAYY!

I donno if I wanna eat snax or drink liquidos... or eat snacks and drink liquidos.

leayama nooo

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 11:54PM

The Funk Hubo is on, harryo.....WLUW.org.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 27, 2011 11:54PM

IS it working this time?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 27, 2011 11:55PM

it's working for me, dudez......OMG, HARRY, THEY'RE PLAYING BRICK HOUSE BY THE COMMODOREOS!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 27, 2011 11:58PM

I see that... but I can't hear that...

I think I'm having a colonel panick...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:07AM

where's Oscar at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:07AM

Harry, who are you wearing?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:08AM

OMG HARRY NOW THEY'RE PLAYING GORILLAZ!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:09AM

Harry, guess what. I know a guy who used to be in Gorillaz.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:15AM

WHAT'S THE HAOPPPOS, GUIOSE?????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:16AM

LEAIVING THE OLL MIZ OUT TO DRY AGIAN, ARE WE/????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:18AM

bugs on the monitor, thread time yall/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:22AM

Do you know Dell tha funky hosmsosapiens?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:22AM

OMG I JOUST SAW ALNOTHER SHOWADOW PEROSNON WHAT SHOULD I DO???????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:23AM

take pictures and such

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:23AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Do you know Dell tha funky hosmsosapiens?

NO, i know the guy whoko playhined the organ. I thionk he always might have rappped.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:25AM

Fucking goririlaz rap again

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SAD eesh ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:38AM

Did someone say homo?

I'm an erectus homo.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SAD eesh ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:41AM

I'll take pictures and such.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:48AM

thanks for playing.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:50AM

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING THE METERS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:51AM

sharing it, caring it.. jekylin it hydin it

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:54AM

OMG THEYR'E PALYING THE SAFNORD AND SON THEME NOW!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 12:54AM

THIS IS THE GREATESTO NIGHOY OF MY LIFEO

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: February 28, 2011 01:03AM

The Funk Hubo's ove,r guyise, si'm going to bed. thatnl you for your psevice to royour countryou
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 28, 2011 01:10AM

fag...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 01:10AM

seriously...

I've never felt so used in my life...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 01:11AM

I'm boycotting the FU:AD as of right now...

After this post, of course.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: February 28, 2011 01:14AM

yeah wt ef is uo with this? this guy thinks he can run an establishment and have hours chosen by him?! oh we are open now, now we are closed!? tis fuchin bullsnit if yuo ask me. spit on your grave missouri

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: February 28, 2011 01:18AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 10:51PM

As a statement of disapproval for how this thread is managed... I, Harry Tuttle, hereby pledge to post in this thread ONLY when it is not "Open for Bidness"...

Until the Management apologizes and promises to show some respect for the loyal clientele.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 28, 2011 10:54PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> As a statement of disapproval for how this thread
> is managed... I, Harry Tuttle, hereby pledge to
> post in this thread ONLY when it is not "Open for
> Bidness"...
>
> Until the Management apologizes and promises to
> show some respect for the loyal clientele.

AGREED!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 10:56PM

You hear that Manager Miz? I am in protest of your establishment...

You can't keep treating us this way!

y'hear!?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: February 28, 2011 11:07PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You hear that Manager Miz? I am in protest of your
> establishment...
>
> You can't keep treating us this way!
>
> y'hear!?

Yeah Manager Miz!

You're calling the shots..which is fine cuz you're the man Miz.

But, you're shutting down way too early..just cuz you have a new fucking schedule
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 11:12PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 28, 2011 11:15PM

why the protest tutts? does FU:AD discriminate. I am an albino negro jew. Should I be worried? I am only half black though - so maybe miz will let me put my legs in here a bit.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()

Date: February 28, 2011 11:20PM

anyone want to go bowling?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: February 28, 2011 11:33PM

Enter this place of bidness at your own risk...

Miz will kick you, and everyone else, out of here in the blink of an eye... just so he can go take care of his personal bidness...

How unprofessional!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 12:01AM

okay, we're open for bid'ness.

guise, I told you, I'm diurnal now....it's a good thing. But if anyone wants to stick around until 6:00am, after I leave for the night, you are welcome to do so. I only ask that the last person out puts up the CLOSED sign to indicate that we are indeed closed for the day. BUT....absolutely NO posts after 6:00am. The day shift really starts around 8, but this is Fairfax Underground AFTER DARK. In fact, I'm thinking about opening a new clubhouse for the morning shift. I just don't know what to call it yet. How about "Morning Latte, with Miz and Friends"?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 01, 2011 12:07AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 12:10AM

Hatemotoro, I love you buddy, but only I may 'open for bid'ness'. that is one rule I cannot bend. You may still post before me on occassiono, but only I may post the patented Bidness Center Open for Bid'ness sign. THank you.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 12:12AM

and nowo for goinitghts tselection: insande in the brain by Prince Fattyo

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 01, 2011 12:13AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 12:31AM

whelre's harriuoyo tuttolo at/?>?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 01, 2011 12:36AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 01, 2011 01:18AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 11:28PM

open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 11:40PM

where's buzzy at

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 11:44PM

where's my baby

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 11:45PM

so it's gonna be like that huh

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 11:51PM

seriously?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 11:53PM

seriously, bro?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 11:55PM

this is some real bullshit, boy....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 01, 2011 11:57PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 01, 2011 11:59PM

god bless Hatemotor and his Hatemotor heart.....Harry Truffle on the other hand, you have some 'splaining to do...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 02, 2011 12:05AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 02, 2011 12:21AM

running ol' miz out of town on a rail, I see....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 02, 2011 12:49AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 03, 2011 12:02AM

open for bid'ness, closed for bid'ness.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 03, 2011 12:03AM

I'm calling it.....Fairfax Underground After Dark died at 12:03am, Thursday, March the 3rd, 2011.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 03, 2011 12:28AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 03, 2011 12:48AM

Hay guise. I'm not eating right now. I'm not eating as I type this. I'm not on a diet either.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 03, 2011 12:56AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 03, 2011 12:57AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: OFF TOPIC eesh ()

Date: March 03, 2011 02:30AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Of course there's no one here,,,,or any where else
> in off topic town

Hey there, Hatemotor.

It's me, eesh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mike O'Meara ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:16AM

Damn it, I refuse to let this thread die!

Fellows, we have a show to put on.

Ready or not, WE'RE OPEN FOR BID'NESS!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttles ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:21AM

WHo RAYY!

I donno if I wanna eat snax or drink liquidos... or eat snacks and drink liquidos.

leayama nooo

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttles ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:23AM

I repeat! Do not tell Harry Tuttle anything... I am not Harry Tuttle...

It's not really meee you gotta believe me...

Won't someone save me!? Damnit!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttles ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:24AM

allegedly

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:25AM

where's essh at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: AIias ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:26AM

eesh is still in the bathroom.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tootles ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:26AM

I found blood on my toilet tissue again...

Guess I ate too much sharp cheddar cheese..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tootles ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:27AM

Malkovich, malcovichm alko vich ma lkovi chmalko vich!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:28AM

yeah, we gotta get steppin doods. Let's get crazy. Let's get nutz. Let's get wild. COme on guys, we can doo it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttles ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:28AM

I'm not waisted... guess I need to work on that...

Let's wok and roll, y'all!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:29AM

Hulk, Spiderman, Magneto, Capatoan America, Iron Man, Darevdevil, Flash, WOlverine, Supersman....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttles ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:30AM

I'm serious... I'm not Harry Tuttle...

Why doesn't Alias believe me?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:30AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:30AM

what do I do about these shawdown peopole, harry?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttles ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:31AM

I'm circling the drain... orbiting a black hole.... it's only a matter of time before I get sucked in, chewed out, and spit up

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:31AM

you can say that again, CHIPPY!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:36AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:39AM

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:40AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:44AM

Page 20!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:45AM

Thank you, Mike O'Meara, wherever you are.

I couldn't have made it without your inspiration.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:46AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:48AM

Miz at home... just my 'magination...?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:53AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mister Misery ()

Date: March 04, 2011 01:55AM

Dark Harry on a date with Conie...

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 04, 2011 02:18AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 04, 2011 04:35AM

I want to personally thank you for Running the Harry and Miz: Greatest Hits tape... You really saved the night...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 05, 2011 12:42AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 05, 2011 12:53AM

FFU is going through a rough time. And After Dark is officially on hiatus. Until the spirit of the forum returns to normal, the lights will remain off. It's just the usual dead of winter blues, I guess.

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 05, 2011 01:10AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 05, 2011 10:15PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 05, 2011 10:18PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Hatemotor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > After midnight,,lights off, no sign out
> >
> > Looks like it's just me and the bottle
>
>
> NyQuil isn't what it used to be.

The more alcohol you drink, the more Nyquil you need.

Just sayin'

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 05, 2011 11:02PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 05, 2011 11:17PM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> I know
>
> The alcohol turns to sugar in your body, thus
> necessitating the introduction of a sleep aid into
> the system,,,,
>
> Especially if your are stressed out to begin with

Also...Nyquil is not that different than an after-dinner drink.

It also has alcohol and sugar.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Shadow ()

Date: March 05, 2011 11:32PM

I'd rather have a Johnny Walker Blue Label.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 10:10PM

Conie, you never make any sense... LOL

Conie Wrote:
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> Also...Nyquil is not that different than an
> after-dinner drink.
>
> It also has alcohol and sugar.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 10:11PM

To whom it may concern,

I have ME and OW (MEOW) warming up in my queue as we speak...

Zia..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Shadow ()

Date: March 06, 2011 10:21PM

I need another JW to understand anyone on this thread.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 10:22PM

On me, Shadow....

Have a drink on me, Shadow...

Shadow, I want you to drink on me...

I have a deep navel...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 10:23PM

Haay, Mizzo... Howdo you what happened in Karate Klass, Daniel-san?

You get yourself a brown belt yet? (Anal sex joke)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:01PM

it just ain't the same without themuse, but what the hell....we're open for bid'ness.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:01PM

the funko hub is on, y'all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:02PM

The Onion News Network is overrated...

It's not even funny...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:03PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:04PM

Funk hub never works for me...

Are you going to go to bedzo as soon as the funk hub is over?

HAtemotor... We've already got more customers than we've had all week...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:06PM

Mizzo... you ever tried listening to "hot topic" music?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:08PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Mizzo... you ever tried listening to "hot topic"
> music?

what is hot topic music? Is that the music they play in Hot Topic? I wouldn't be caught dead in a Hot Topic, ma fren.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:10PM

Yeah... me neither...

I just call it that because of that one thread about Gravis and "Hot Topic Music"...

Stay tuned...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:14PM

anyone else notice the rock music that's out there right now is just 80's music with hipster clothing? Arcade Fire? Sounds like Depeche Mode or some shit. Back me up on this, Hatemotor. The kids are just copying the 80's, am I right? It's terrible.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:20PM

they're playing some p-funk, y'all.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:23PM

I'm not feelin' funky, dood...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:25PM

But yeah... today's pop music is so uninspired...

It's almost impossible to distinguish the "different genres"...

Oh yeah,

To whom it may concern,

I'm not in the mood to watch MEOW right now...

Zach Effron? Really?

I promise I'll give it a fair shot... just not tonight...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:27PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:33PM

you like soul music, Hatemotor? THere's some good new soul music out there. Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, Eli Paperboy Reed, The Pepper Pots, The Pietasters (last two albums were almost all soul and rock).

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:35PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:36PM

Lovvveee me summa dat SOUL music...

SOOOUUUUUUUULLLLL..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:37PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:43PM

I still enjoy finding new bands and artists. Maybe that goes away at some point. Ain't yet. I'm really into country hip-hop right now (hick-hop, y'all!) like Rench and Gangstagrass. It's not a gimmick. It's really good.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:55PM

I have always had a hard time comprehending how Helen Keller could have possibly learned to read and write...

honestly, I still think her story is over-dramatized... I mean... that bitch made her touch the water and all of a sudden, she magically learned to read and write...

Puh-lease...

ANywhoo...
I had a hard time sleeping last night and I began really meditating on it... I can now fully grasp how Helen Keller could learn to read and write...

However, I think her writing would probably be lacking a very important depth... It would be like reading something written in someone's second language...

I learned years ago that I could think in a nonverbal language.... but it relies heavily on sight... Last night, I was thinking in a nonverbal/nonvisual language for the first time...

On a tangent, how is it that we can see without our eyes? How is it that we can hear without our ears? If we were born blind and deaf, would we still see and hear those things? I think we would... we just wouldn't "see" or "hear" the same things that us able-sensed people can "see" and "hear"....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 06, 2011 11:56PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:04AM

If you're talking to me, Hatemotor, the answer is "no"...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:05AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:06AM

I've heard of Mr. Heat...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:11AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:21AM

Miz.... I take it back... don't start it at 5am... it's too slow and boring.... start it at 2am...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:34AM

sausage party.

anyone seen alias? conie?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:45AM

themuse Wrote:
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> sausage party.
>
>
>
> anyone seen alias? conie?

awww, you know you like it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:55AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > sausage party.
> >
> >
> >
> > anyone seen alias? conie?
>
>
> awww, you know you like it.

miz. i thought you'd gone to bed. what did you have for dinner, miz? did you paint today? how's your kitty?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:56AM

Miz you listen to that 2am?

I'm listening... I'm probably almost to 3am...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 07, 2011 12:58AM

I had loser's lunch, two plain hotdogs for dinner. I didn't paint today but I did draw. Lithography. You know what that is? Me neither. My kitty is wonderful. She's a joy.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 07, 2011 01:03AM

Miz, have you ever drank alcohol?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: March 07, 2011 01:11AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> honestly, I still think her story is
> over-dramatized... I mean... that bitch made her
> touch the water and all of a sudden, she magically
> learned to read and write...
>
> Puh-lease...

Puh-lease, indeed.

Here's is Keller's description of the breakthrough; there's nothing "magical"
about it, unless the phenomenon of the human mind being able to learn and use
language is itself magical:

Quote:

We walked down the path to the well-house, attracted by the fragrance of the
honeysuckle with which it was covered.

Someone was drawing water and my teacher placed my hand under the spout.

As the cool stream gushed over one hand she spelled into the other the word
water, first slowly, then rapidly.

I stood still, my whole attention fixed upon the motions of her fingers.

Suddenly I felt a misty consciousness as of something forgotten--a thrill of
returning thought; and somehow the mystery of language was revealed to me.

I knew then that "w-a-t-e-r" meant the wonderful cool something that was flowing
over my hand.

That living word awakened my soul, gave it light, hope, joy, set it free!

There were barriers still, it is true, but barriers that could in time be swept
away.

End of quote.

"We all understand that humans are symbol processors."
Negro Revolutionary Report, vol 16, p. 1124, Sept. 1956.

Quote:

As McLuhan sees it — in the simplest terms, here is his theory step by step:
People adapt to their environment, whatever it is, with a certain balance of the
five senses: sight, hearing, touch, smell, and taste.

If something steps up the intensity of one sense, hearing for example, the other
senses will change intensity too, to try to regain a balance. A dentist, for
example, can practically shut off pain-sense of touch — by putting earphones on a
patient and pouring intense noise into his ear-sense of hearing.

Every major technology changes the balance of the senses.

One of the most explosive of these technologies was the development of the
printing press in the fifteenth century.

Before that, people’s senses still had pretty much the old tribal balance.

That is to say, the sense of hearing was dominant. People got their information
mainly by hearing it from other people. People who get their information that way
are necessarily drawn closer together, in the tribal way. They have to be close
to each other in order to get information. And they have to believe what people
tell them, by and large, because that is the only kind of information they can
get. They are interdependent.

They are also more emotional. The spoken word is more emotional than the written
word.

It carries emotion as well as meaning.

The intonation can convey anger, sorrow, approval, panic, joy, sarcasm, and so
forth.

This aural man, the tribal man, reacts more emotionally to information. He is
more easily upset by rumors. His and every body else’s emotions — a collective
unconscious — lie very near the surface.

The printing press brought about a radical change. People began getting their
information primarily by seeing it — the printed word.

The visual sense became dominant.

Print translates one sense — hearing, the spoken word — into another sense sight,
the printed word.

Print also converts sounds into abstract symbols, the letters.

Print is orderly progression of abstract, visual symbols.

Print led to the habit of categorizing — putting everything in order, into
categories, “jobs,” “prices,” “departments,” “bureaus,” “specialties.”

Print led, ultimately, to the creation of the modern economy, to bureaucracy, to
the modern army, to nationalism itself...

Print caused an “explosion” — breaking society up into categories.

The electronic media, on the other hand, are causing an “implosion,” forcing
people back together in a tribal unity.

The aural sense is becoming dominant again.

People are getting their information primarily by hearing it.

End of quote (excerpt from Tom Wolfe, "What if He is Right?").

Think, it ain't illegal yet. - Cary Weedman

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: FRIENDLY REMINDERbot ()

Date: March 07, 2011 01:12AM

ALWAYS REMEMBER;
IF IT'S NOT ABOUT SCAT, IT'S NOT ABOUT SHIT.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 07, 2011 01:15AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Miz, have you ever drank alcohol?

only sometimes when I take my pills. a lil sweetberry wine helps the ambiens work better ive found./

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: themuse ()

Date: March 07, 2011 01:19AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I had loser's lunch, two plain hotdogs for dinner.
> I didn't paint today but I did draw. Lithography.
> You know what that is? Me neither. My kitty is
> wonderful. She's a joy.

plain hot dogs? lithography? have you hit a plateau? zzzzz.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 07, 2011 01:19AM

Re: Helen Keller....

There is no way she was able to write that verbatim... who translated it for her? Someone re-wrote it... someone edited it...

Absolutely no way she could write like that....

Re: the second part...

Really interesting... thank you...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: March 07, 2011 01:42AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Re: Helen Keller....
>
> There is no way she was able to write that
> verbatim... who translated it for her? Someone
> re-wrote it... someone edited it...
>
> Absolutely no way she could write like that....

"Helen Keller began writing The Story of My Life in 1902, when she was 22 years
old and still a student at Radcliffe College, the sister school of Harvard
University in Cambridge, Massachusetts."
http://www.afb.org/mylife/book.asp?ch=HK-intro

Is it really so hard to believe she wrote that text? It was likely edited and
polished by others, but that's true of most published texts.

I don't think there's any dispute that she wrote the letters in the second half
of the book, such as this one at the age of 14:

...Every one at the Fair was very kind to me... Nearly all of the exhibitors
seemed perfectly willing to let me touch the most delicate things, and they were
very nice about explaining everything to me. A French gentleman, whose name I
cannot remember, showed me the great French bronzes. I believe they gave me more
pleasure than anything else at the Fair: they were so lifelike and wonderful to
my touch. http://www.afb.org/mylife/book.asp?ch=P2Let57

If she could write that at 14, she would certainly have had the capacity to write
a straightforward text such as her autobiography at 22.

> Re: the second part...
>
> Really interesting... thank you...

You're welcome. Very interesting stuff, I agree.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 07, 2011 01:56AM

How can you teach a blind and deaf person "was"? or "whose"? or "french"? or "perfectly"?

I have a hard time believing she could master the intricacies of the written language without having any connection to the outside world, aside from touch, smell, and taste... How do you explain the conjugation of verbs... keep in mind... I'm not trying to prove anything... I'm trying to understand... If you have an explanation, I'd be very eager to learn....

I suppose it's possible that she could write all that... but it's more probable that she wrote a jumbled mess and had several "able-sensed" people polishing her work...

I think her writing would be more like this.....

Helen Keller Wrote:
-----------------------------------------
> People fair kind me. me touch delicate things. person me touch bronze.
> Me happy touch bronze. happy touch

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: March 07, 2011 02:35AM

Do you have any evidence for your claim she could only write in that primitive fashion, other than just a vague intuition?

From my perspective, once she makes the letter/symbol-real world thing connection - once that breakthrough is achieved - all the rest is *relatively* easy, assuming, as would seem to be the case, that she possessed an above-average intelligence.

How so?

She could learn reasonably sophisticated syntax and grammar simply by reading braille -- starting with children's books, and moving on to more sophisticated texts, much as you or I did (assuming you were not deposited on earth by aliens, as I sometimes think may be the case).

Actually, the autobiography I've been cutting and pasting various texts from has a representative letter written at about age 8, as follows:

Quote:

helen write anna george will give helen apple simpson will shoot bird jack will give helen stick of candy doctor will give mildred medicine mother will make mildred new dress

End of quote. http://www.afb.org/mylife/book.asp?ch=P2Let1

Thus the primitive writing style you posit.

But again, assuming she was intelligent - as she evidently was - it does not strike me as at all unreasonable that she could have gone from writing childish phrases like that, to the well-structured sentences at age 14 quoted above, to her autobiography at 22.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: March 07, 2011 02:40AM

Hey voodooslut, I sent you a couple of PMs under your "Alias." lol

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: AIias ()

Date: March 07, 2011 02:50AM

And to think I was having such beautiful dreams, until a croaking, asthmatic laughter awakened me...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: voodooslut ()

Date: March 07, 2011 02:51AM

Go back to sleep, honey. It's only the wind.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: March 07, 2011 02:54AM

Imposter Alias Wrote:
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> And to think I was having such beautiful dreams,
> until a croaking, asthmatic laughter awakened
> me...

Better than Alias' laugh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: I am Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 07, 2011 02:55AM

harry write misery themuse will give harry apple eesh will shoot bird hatemotor
will give harry stick of candy doctor will give alias medicine mother will make
alias new dress

[Sample letter written by Harry Tuttle at age 22]

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:05AM

don't think anyone's gonna show up, but open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:08AM

hay food

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:10AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:10AM

I got my cat, she's sitting in my lap. What else could a guy axe for?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:11AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:24PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:11AM

A wife'r a kid, maybe...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:12AM

I'm here!

Let's do it.

themuse is back.

this will be a good night

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:13AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:24PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:13AM

I'm not feelin' it... it's not in the air...

panning it... scanning it...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:15AM

WE CAN DO IT!! WHO'S WITH ME?? WHO WANTS TO ATTEMPT THE DRIVE FOR FIVE? BY FIVE I MEAN 2,000!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:16AM

Gotta do it boyz!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:16AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:25PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:18AM

'sthat mean you're going to bed 'soonsit happens?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:20AM

forget that monkey man....this is the real monkey man

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:20AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:26PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:21AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:28PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:22AM

i'm eatingo plain whiote bread with margarmine, guise

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:23AM

'sfor you, Miz...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:24AM

How can you be eating plain white bread with margarine?

If you have margarine, is it really plain?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:25AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:28PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:27AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> i'm eatingo plain whiote bread with margarmine,
> guise

Miz, Miz, Miz....how MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD (OOPS) you

to stop eating margarmine and to start eating healthy...

margarmine is very very bad.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:28AM

Yeah, Miz...

Y'gotta eat Ramen noodels and be healthy, like conie...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:29AM

breakd, chicken patties, hogdogs, margmaraine, and bottled water. thtat's waht I have in my chicken.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:30AM

sounds like mine only I have torlillas instead of bread... and no hogbofbgs... and ranch instead of margarmine...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:30AM

is chickem stirps haealthy?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:31AM

i could go for a torktilaals

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:36AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:29PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 08, 2011 12:46AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:29PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 11:55PM

open for bid'nesso
Attachments:

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 08, 2011 11:59PM

the drive for fiveo is on....only four more posts. Don't make me do it alone./

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 09, 2011 12:03AM

yes, my friends.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 09, 2011 12:04AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:30PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 09, 2011 12:06AM

it's justio you and me, hatemoteor, and my acat........two more poasts.....take it, bro!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 09, 2011 12:11AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:30PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 09, 2011 12:13AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:31PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 09, 2011 12:16AM

WE DID IT

where's harryo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 09, 2011 02:56AM

wheres corned beef hash at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 09, 2011 03:52AM

Heyo

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 09, 2011 11:33PM

open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 09, 2011 11:34PM

guess what I'm eating for dinnero

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: yresiM .rM ()

Date: March 09, 2011 11:44PM

A COCK ?
A GUN?
C'MON TELL US.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 09, 2011 11:47PM

you have to guess

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 09, 2011 11:51PM

where's everybody at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 09, 2011 11:56PM

where's buzzy at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: GUESSER ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:00AM

Guess # 1. PILLS

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:04AM

not pills.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:07AM

where's harryo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:10AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:31PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:12AM

not a chance it was chicken. here's a hint: what I ate is not traditionally considered a 'meal' in itself.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: GOT IT ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:15AM

PAELLA !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:15AM

,,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:31PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:18AM

not paella, not chicken. Something you might have WITH chicken, though...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:19AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:32PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:19AM

not bisquits

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:20AM

remember, this was a loser meal. Biscuits would be way too dignified.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:21AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:32PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:22AM

not cloe saw, but your'e getting the idea

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:25AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:32PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:25AM

not Heinkenen

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:27AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:33PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:29AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:33PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:31AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> potato wedges

you're dangerously close......

.....hint.......

.........it was not in wedge-form......

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:33AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:33PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: GOT IT ! ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:33AM

HOME FRIES !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:34AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> fries

SORRY! But you're in the right neighborhood. Keep thinking of different forms of the "P" word...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:36AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:34PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:37AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> potato salad
>
> I'm right this time I know it!

so close, but not quite. It was not 'salad' form.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:39AM

,,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:34PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:40AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> baked potato

oh, so close. Think 'less solid'.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: DING DING DING ? ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:41AM

MASHED POTATOES AND BUTTER !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:44AM

DING DING DING ? Wrote:
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> MASHED POTATOES AND BUTTER !

IT WAS MASHED POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

but no butter. Just flaked mashed potatoes out of the box, mixed with hot water and some margarine. That was the only foodstuff I had in my entire kitchen, so that was my dinner. That's what I ate.

sorry, Hatemotor, you almost had it, buddy.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:48AM

/
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$YOU\'RE_WINNER_trophy.jpg$

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Lazy ()

Date: March 10, 2011 12:51AM

IT'S OKAY MISERY, I LIVE AN IMPOVERISHED LIFESTYLE ALSO.
I HAVE LEARNED TO LOVE IT.
GUESS WHAT ?
TONIGHT I HAD NOTHING TO EAT MYSLEF.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOUSING SOME WHITE BREAD WITH HOT SAUCE
TO CURB MY HUNGER PANGS. BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME REMOVING MYSELF FROM
THIS COMFORTABLE LAZY BOY RECLINER, AND I JUST DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 01:02AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 10, 2011 01:06AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:35PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 11, 2011 12:16AM

open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 11, 2011 12:17AM

where's Uncle Crandlestick at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SeriousQuestion ()

Date: March 11, 2011 12:21AM

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 11, 2011 12:22AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> DING DING DING ? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MASHED POTATOES AND BUTTER !
>
>
> IT WAS MASHED POTATOES!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
> but no butter. Just flaked mashed potatoes out of
> the box, mixed with hot water and some margarine.
> That was the only foodstuff I had in my entire
> kitchen, so that was my dinner. That's what I
> ate.
>
> sorry, Hatemotor, you almost had it, buddy.

Miz,

Why do you eat that shit?
You could buy a real potato! and bake it in the microwave!

Why not miz? What's the deelio?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 11, 2011 01:18AM

cause i"m a loosier babybo, and whoy don't hou kile me????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 11, 2011 02:14AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Now is a lot like the 70's,,,with cell phones

what was that like?

> Everybodys broke, the savings are drained,

times are tough.

> and the
> Rich keep getting richer

thank god some people are allowed to make money.

> Once everyone else is down here with us (and they
> will be) it'll be like one big happy family again
> in this country

count me out of that sing around the campfire bullshit.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Juxtaposition ()

Date: March 11, 2011 04:05AM

guess ti's not closed yet

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SKINNED HEAD ()

Date: March 11, 2011 10:19AM

'Hatemotor' wrote :
-----------------------------------
> Once everyone else is down here with us (and they
> will be) it'll be like one big happy family again
> in this country

'Alias' wrote :
-----------------------------------
> count me out of that sing around the campfire bullshit.

COUNT ME OUT OF THAT TYPICAL LIBERAL SPEW ALSO.
ONE QUESTION THOUGH 'Hatemotor'; ASSUMING YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL IN DRAGGING
THE TOP EARNERS DOWN TO YOUR PATHETIC LEVEL, WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR ALL YOUR
SPECIAL INTEREST PROGRAMS ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Fishy ()

Date: March 11, 2011 10:28AM

Singing around camp fires sounds like some good old kkk fun!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: ROTTEN ROOTS ()

Date: March 11, 2011 11:38AM

WHAT IS BLACK PANTHER FUN, PUTTING A BONE IN YOUR NOSE & BEATING ON A DRUM ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Meeting place ()

Date: March 11, 2011 11:42AM

Where do y'all meet in Ffx to express our hate for blacks and minorities? I need to meet with some of my kind to bash dem effer's!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: DIVERSITY = RACISM ()

Date: March 11, 2011 12:12PM

OH I GET IT !
SO WHEN IT IS ABOUT MINORITIES, IT IS CALLED "UNITY"
AND WHEN IT IS ABOUT WHITES IT'S LABELED "RACISM".

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Tonite ()

Date: March 11, 2011 12:45PM

Who's going to be on here tonight?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 11, 2011 01:32PM

Heyo

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 12, 2011 12:47AM

Heyo. Lights are on but nobody is here. Cruising it, bruising it...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: March 12, 2011 12:51AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 12:52AM

sorry buzzy, I had to pick up my baby's momma at Popeyes. We're open for bid'nesso.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 12:57AM

I got the hook-up

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 01:00AM

where's buzzy at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 01:01AM

anybody play Metroid Prime? I can't beat Ridley.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 01:04AM

scrapple from the apple

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 01:06AM

nickels dimes and pennies

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 01:14AM

eesh where are you?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 01:16AM

Romeo, Romeo, where's your feces, Romeo?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 01:16AM

gotta catch 'em all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 12, 2011 01:50AM

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 12, 2011 02:23AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 12, 2011 04:46AM

I've seen a women jump threw the glass door. Is she looking cut up? I wonder what her diet's like...

Make mine extreme. Monosodium Glutamate, y'all!

Make a penny, leave a penny...

I'll send you the bill using the parcel service...

Lake a many, Steve and Jenny...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Durrell ()

Date: March 13, 2011 01:28AM

Tonight I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

file.php?40,file=30562,filename=Miz_Dest

And I'm all out of bubblebum.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Chez Miz ()

Date: March 13, 2011 01:52AM

Access to Miz's compound is strictly limited, but a photographer posing as sewer line worker managed to take these shots.

The lowering clouds.

The "ghost" horse.

Mr. Misery famously refuses to eat meat.

Where services are held when Meade Skelton is
in town.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Chez Miz ()

Date: March 13, 2011 03:05AM

Perhaps most famously, there was a sighting of Bigfoot some years back.

Conie, Miz's partner (at the time), took this famous film using a hand-wound 16mm Bolex camera. The footage has been studied by Nasa. After examining it for some months, they declined to offer any opinion as to its authenticity. Many believe that top researchers had concluded the footage was genuine, but were reluctant to make their findings public for fear of mass panic.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Durrell ()

Date: March 13, 2011 03:16AM

Hmmph.

Notice how Mr. Misery never opened for "bidness" once a black man showed up on scene?

Coincidence?

I think not.

Ya see, the thing about Miz, he loves black music, it's just black people he can't stand.

Ain't that right, Miz?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 13, 2011 11:52PM

Durrell Wrote:
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> Ya see, the thing about Miz, he loves black music,
> it's just black people he can't stand.
>
>

AHAHAHAHAAH!!!! THat's right!! You got me, diurrel!!!! HA!!!!

nanytway, we're opend for bidn'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 13, 2011 11:53PM

the funko hub is oin??..,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 13, 2011 11:53PM

Another beautiful evening...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 13, 2011 11:54PM

Same shit, different toilet... AMIRITE?

SURE DER, BOIY

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 13, 2011 11:54PM

you can sayo the at again Vhippy!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SCATbot ()

Date: March 13, 2011 11:55PM

WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SCAT ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 13, 2011 11:58PM

youro motheor;

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SCATbot ()

Date: March 13, 2011 11:58PM

'Harry Tuttle' wrote :
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> "Same shit, different toilet... AMIRITE?"

WELL I GUESS THIS PASSES AS A SCAT REFERENCE.... AMIWRITE ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: RACISTbot ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:05AM

HAS ANYONE FIGURED OUT WHY BLACK FOLKS PUT SO MUCH GOSH DANGED MAYO ON
YOUR SANDWICH AT FAST FOOD JOINTS ? BECAUSE I THINK THEY SHOULD BE
GIVEN AN AWARD. I LOVE MAYO.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:09AM

BLACK FOLKS DON'T LIKE MAYO! IT'S TOO BLAND!

DON'T FORGET THAT TANGY ZIP, Y'ALL!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:11AM

I'm hungry...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:12AM

...I was just makeing some poplcorn....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:12AM

I'm in the mood for Rye and Sauerkraut!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:18AM

Roast beast... Lyciopenio

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:20AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Roast beast... Lyciopenio

No, harry. that's tomatoes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Durrell ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:25AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> AHAHAHAHAAH!!!! THat's right!! You got me,
> diurrel!!!! HA!!!!

I "got" you???

No, son -- I'M COMING TO GET YOU.

I can't be bargained with. I can't be reasoned with. I don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.

And I absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:27AM

How are tomatoes related to my roast beast sandwich?

Conie Wrote:
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> No, harry. that's tomatoes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:28AM

Yo, wassup, Duracel?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:29AM

Chip... chip-chip...

Where's chiffy at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:30AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> How are tomatoes related to my roast beast
> sandwich?
>
> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, harry. that's tomatoes.

LYCOPENE is in tomatoes...not beef

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Durrell ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:32AM

Harry Tuttle and Conie, too.

Because I can...

file.php?40,file=30615,filename=Miz+Dest

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:34AM

Conie, are you feeling quite well? No one has mentioned lycopene today...

'sall good, bro?

Conie Wrote:
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> LYCOPENE is in tomatoes...not beef

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:36AM

Nice concept... falling flat on delivery. Like the peering eyes, however.

Have you seen Miz's gay baby? Yeah, it's like that...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:37AM

I'm feeling quite fine harry.

And FYI..i donated $1,000 to the cause.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:37AM

i had horaost beerf and grazy toignight

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: CORNbot ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:37AM

'Mr. Misery' wrote :
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> "...I was just makeing some poplcorn...."

EXTRA BUTTER EXTRA SALT....AMIWRITE ?
JUST TRY NOT TO INHALE A PIECE LIKE I JUST DID A COUPLE MINUTES AGO
WHILE I WAS READING SOMETHING ABOUT BEING MAULED BY A PACK OF WOLVES.
I ABOUT CHOKED TO DEATH !

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:40AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 09:49PM by Alias.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Durrell ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:42AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Nice concept... falling flat on delivery. Like the
> peering eyes, however.
>
> Have you seen Miz's gay baby? Yeah, it's like
> that...

Everybody's a critic.

Well, you'll be falling flat when I deliver my foot in yo ass.

Your effete critical distinctions WILL NOT SAVE YOU.

Indeed, they will make the brutal and pitiless nature of your death all the more satisfying for the audience.

The death of Harry Tuttle will not be a tragedy -- IT WILL BE COMIC RELIEF!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:43AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Roast beast... Lyciopenio
> >
> >
> > No, harry. that's tomatoes.
>
>
> No, Conie, that's watermelon.

No, Alias, that's any fruit that's red colored.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Durrell ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:44AM

Ha! I leap effortlessly from page to page.

You can run, but you can't hide.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:45AM

That's how you can tell you're a really good person...

you are... a really good person, right, Conie?

Conie Wrote:
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> I'm feeling quite fine harry.
>
> And FYI..i donated $1,000 to the cause.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:47AM

Did it shoot out of your nose? STINKY GRINCH DOES IT AGAIN!

CORNbot Wrote:
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> JUST TRY NOT TO INHALE A PIECE LIKE I JUST DID A
> COUPLE MINUTES AGO

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:49AM

Yo, Mizzio....

Snap... the-fuck... out-of-it... DUDE!

It's game time...

Get your shit together....

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:51AM

ioml goingo to get soine ice oicream/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:51AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That's how you can tell you're a really good
> person...
>
> you are... a really good person, right, Conie?
>
> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm feeling quite fine harry.
> >
> > And FYI..i donated $1,000 to the cause.

Conie also donates money to the Traditional Values Coalition and Concerned Women for America.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:52AM

FUCK THAT CREAMY, DELECTABLE GOODNESS!

YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME... My head?

IT'S IN THE GAME!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:53AM

Conie... if it is such an important cause, why not actually help them out? Why do the cop-out method of just writing a check?

You going to use that as a tax write-off?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Larry Wuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:55AM

'Harry Tuttle' wrote :
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> "Did it shoot out of your nose?"

NO.
IT SHOT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE, ALONG WITH A FEW RAINBOWS AND A UNICORN.
UH OH.
I DRANK TOO MUCH SODA.
IF I CAN'T VENT THIS PRESSURE MY STOMACH WILL ESPLODE !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 12:59AM

FU:AD FAILED HEALTH INSPECTION.

IT IS CLOSED INDEFINITELY...

SEE YA IN THE BLUE LOUNGE, Y'ALL!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 14, 2011 01:02AM

yeah, fuoick this plakce

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 14, 2011 01:13AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Conie... if it is such an important cause, why not
> actually help them out? Why do the cop-out method
> of just writing a check?
>
> You going to use that as a tax write-off?

why is that a cop-out?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 14, 2011 01:18AM

fuluck this thishit
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 14, 2011 01:21AM

Miz!!...it's only 1:20 !!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 14, 2011 06:35AM

Donating money, rather than donating labor (or even goods) , is a quick, easy, and impersonal way to make yourself feel better. I mean... why should helping others require actual work? It's like giving someone a giftcard for their birthday. Actually It's more like paying someone to give someone else a gift card for their birthday.

Conie Wrote:
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> why is that a cop-out?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 15, 2011 12:08AM

guess we're open for bid'ness, or whatever.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 15, 2011 12:10AM

I'm Mr. M, with the munchin' mouth, my mouth goes munch, munch, munch...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 15, 2011 12:13AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 15, 2011 12:14AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 15, 2011 12:33AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 15, 2011 12:33AM

.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:25AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:28AM

he left a window open

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:32AM

sorry guise, the bid'ness center was condemned today due to asbestos. I think I have mesothelioma.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:33AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:36AM

I'm suing the pants off the bid'ness center. It's my money and I need it now!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:41AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:43AM

what is asbestos anyway? Is it like a fungus? Can you see it? Why is it so bad?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:46AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> what is asbestos anyway? Is it like a fungus? Can
> you see it? Why is it so bad?

sancer bro

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:48AM

for Japan

I hope these guys are alright

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:50AM

another one for japan

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:54AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Paige ()

Date: March 16, 2011 12:58AM

Excuse me, FX:AD residents.

I was here last night and I think I left my hand held battery operated body massager under one of the booths.

Did anyone turn it in?

Please call me when you find it.... and please refrain from using it.

God bless.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:00AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:01AM

Paige Wrote:
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> Excuse me, FX:AD residents.
>
> I was here last night and I think I left my hand
> held battery operated body massager under one of
> the booths.
>
> Did anyone turn it in?
>
> Please call me when you find it.... and please
> refrain from using it.
>
>
> God bless.

you got a pager paige? i'll beep ya when it turns up.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:04AM

how's the gardening coming, Paige? How is your Toy Yoda?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:11AM

so I watched The Maltese Falcon tonight. Two thumbs up. But....am I crazy, or is The Big Sleep on par with The Maltese Falcon? Not better, but just about, almost, just as good? I can't decide. Damn confusing movies, though. Pay attention.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:15AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:17AM

gunni to beddo...

hasta pasta apple sauceda...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:18AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> gunni to beddo...
>
> hasta pasta apple sauceda...

don't to be a puss...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:20AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > gunni to beddo...
> >
> > hasta pasta apple sauceda...
>
>
> don't to be a puss...

damn, someone found their spine. welcome to manhood missouri

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:20AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> It's a Raymond Chandler story (the Big Sleep) vs a
> Dashiel Hammett story (M.Falcon) ,,,the two
> greatest American mystery writers in history

so where does Mickey Spillane fall in there?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:22AM

I have infected pussy sores...

I love the english language...

Especially when peopole don't know the different beteeen of pussy and pusy...

GOOODDD BLESS'EM

GOTTA BLESS'EM ALL, GOTTA BLESS'EM ALL!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:23AM

i just want to go home and bone my girlfriend.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:24AM

harry's bazonked

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:24AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i just want to go home and bone my girlfriend.

don't you mean your wife??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:25AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i just want to go home and bone my girlfriend.
>
>
> don't you mean your wife??

i would if that was me saying that. its an orgy in here y'all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:25AM

EARTHQUOTE!

STOMACH SLEEPER

VIOLA!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 16, 2011 01:32AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 17, 2011 12:40AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:00AM

as a courtesy to Hatemotor, we're open for bid'ness. But let's face it....this place is dead.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Paige ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:01AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Paige Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Excuse me, FX:AD residents.
> >
> > I was here last night and I think I left my
> hand
> > held battery operated body massager under one
> of
> > the booths.
> >
> > Did anyone turn it in?
> >
> > Please call me when you find it.... and please
> > refrain from using it.
> >
> >
> > God bless.
>
> you got a pager paige? i'll beep ya when it turns
> up.

have you found it yet, young man?

i miss it terribly.

God bless.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:03AM

illuminati

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:20AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:28AM

have you ever considered Ambien addiction, Hatemotor? I'm at least six years into mine. Every time I try to get out, it pulls me back in, boy.

not indicated for longterm use, y'all!

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:31AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:44AM

Ambien is a hypnotic type of CNS depressent, also called a "Z" drug for it's generic name "zolpidem tartrate".....it's like being drunk and high at the same time, now that I now what thatls like, but so i"m told........you get weird halluncionations, sleepwaling, sleapeating, poor judgment (ill-advised e-mails, pohone calls, letters, etc. will be sent to people you know)....and you will often awake the next morning witht the sinking feeling that you did something REALLY stupid the night before.

in short......IT'S AWESOME!!!!!

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:46AM

Hurry Tuttle kowsl what I'm talking about..........sorry bout' that h Tuttz....didn't mean to weird you outo, bro!!!;

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:48AM

i wonce wandered out ot the hospital and slept in a ditcho by the highway.....seemed loike the thing to do at the timeo.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 17, 2011 01:50AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 17, 2011 02:09AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> I did all that kind of crap years ago,,,,IT WAS
> AWESOME
>
> now I need something to knock me stone cold OUT

simply mix with alcohol. goes great with a nice petite sirah or cheap beer of your choice.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 17, 2011 06:04AM

heyo

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 12:57AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:09AM

.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:11AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:17AM

John Wayne was a good actor

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:18AM

what kind of dog food do you feed your dog

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:19AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:22AM

Hank Ketchum was a really good cartoonist, but he had an incredibly lame sense of humor.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:24AM

what celebrity do you most resemble?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:26AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:26AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:27AM

Wally Wood was the second greatest cartoonist who ever lived.

he blew his brains out on Halloween.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:29AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:30AM

Robert Crumb is known to be sexually attracted to anthropomorphic female cartoon characters.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:32AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:32AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Wally Wood was a great artist and a very troubled
> man

my kinda guy.

I always liked Basil Wolverton. I like drawing ugly things. He was good at that.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:34AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> That documentary about him was unreal,,,

in my list of my top five favorite films. That doc was my introduction to Crumb. I've never been the same since.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:34AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:35AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:37AM

Crumb is without a doubt one of the major 20th century artists, up there with Picasso and Warhol....it'll just take a little while for people to catch up.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:40AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hatemotor Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That documentary about him was unreal,,,
> >
> >
> > in my list of my top five favorite films. That
> doc
> > was my introduction to Crumb. I've never been
> the
> > same since.
>
> His brother was a scary crazy sonofabitch

Charles Crumb had the potential to be a great artist....he just couldn't overcome his demons. Guy killed himself. That whole family is insanely talented. I like the part where he talks about wanting to stab Robert in his sleep as a child, while both are sitting there laughing about it. Weird family.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:42AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:44AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:56AM

it's only 2am, where is everybody?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:57AM

I'm here, watching Salt on itunes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:58AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:59AM

how is that, eesh?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:01AM

It's a wannabe Bourne Identity.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:05AM

let's rap, eesh. We don't talk enough.

so....married guy, are ya? Any pets? You from around here?

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:08AM

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:09AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:09AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Hey, guess what?
>
> I was once in Mad Magazine.

do tell.

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:18AM

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:25AM

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:25AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:30AM

Don Martin's (famous cartoonist for Mad Magazine)father was my pediatrician. And I know the guy who drew Swamp Thing in the 80's.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:31AM

Alas Wrote:
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> Anyway, just a bit of Alias bullshit.

Fixed.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:33AM

page 23, Chippy

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:37AM

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:41AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:49AM

Yo Alias:

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:55AM

that's uncalled for, eesh.

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 18, 2011 01:56PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Porpie ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:41PM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yo Alias:
> >
> >
>
> Yo, eesh:
>
> Do you wear lipstick?
> Have you ever worn a garter belt?

Hey Alias,

eesh is starting to have supernatural happenings on the toilet.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Poor miz. ()

Date: March 18, 2011 02:52PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Don Martin's (famous cartoonist for Mad
> Magazine)father was my pediatrician. And I know
> the guy who drew Swamp Thing in the 80's.

Miz, Seriously, I think your suffering from advanced mythomania. With all the things you've done, all the celebrities you know, all the places you've been. You have to be ab out 100 years old.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 18, 2011 05:45PM

Allegedly...

Poor miz. Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don Martin's (famous cartoonist for Mad
> > Magazine)father was my pediatrician. And I know
> > the guy who drew Swamp Thing in the 80's.
>
>
> Miz, Seriously, I think your suffering from
> advanced mythomania. With all the things you've
> done, all the celebrities you know, all the places
> you've been. You have to be ab out 100 years old.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 19, 2011 01:36AM

sorry guys, I was busy watching the cinema. We're open for bid'ness.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 19, 2011 01:42AM

guess everyone's gone to bed

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 19, 2011 01:58AM

where's bloody blisters at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 19, 2011 02:02AM

where's Hatemotor at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 19, 2011 02:15AM

where's Alias at??

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 19, 2011 02:20AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 19, 2011 02:23AM

I'm watching over the bid'ness center. Alias, do you like John Wayne? I just watched The Quiet Man tonight followed by True Grit. You would like The Quiet Man, Alias. The Duke was really an underrated actor. I love the Duke.

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 19, 2011 02:31AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 19, 2011 02:48AM

lovely film, isn't it?

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 19, 2011 03:13AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 19, 2011 04:50AM

Fritos ARE, in fact, a condiment

Fat Kid Chemistry, y'all..

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 12:34AM

open for bid'nesso
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 12:54AM

so that's how it's gonna be, huh? You're leaving ol' Miz out to dry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 12:55AM

not a single post in over thirty minutes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 12:56AM

alright. Screw all of you, then.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 12:58AM

not. a single. post.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:03AM

coming up on an hour without a single post, other than a couple by unregistered trolls.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:03AM

awesome.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:03AM

way to go, FFXU.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:03AM

thumbs up.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:03AM

approval.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:04AM

a got a nice ambien swerve going on here, and nobody here to play with.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:06AM

you want me to take it to page 24 all by myself? I swear to god, i'll do it. Just watch me. I would LOVE IT!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:07AM

has the Super Moon zapped everyone's brain?? Are you all braindead???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:08AM

harryo, save me! I just watched Serpico tonight and have no one to talk about it with.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:14AM

not a single god damned post in over an HOUR!!!!! this place is DEAD.

SCREW ALL Y'ALL

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:26AM

,,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:30AM

yeah fuck thios shit!!!!!!! Hatemoioter, help me pour the gasiolline all over thiso place. let's burn the fucjker down!!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:31AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:37AM

i'ves hads all i can takes andl i canl takes no moer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:41AM

Hatermoetero,do you thionk i'll be banned tommorrow????

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:41AM

.......sorry, Caryo..........

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:50AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 01:52AM

.......s'okay........i'm Bruce Banner again......
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 20, 2011 02:05AM

,,,

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 03:51PM by Hatemotor.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 02:07AM

my stinkin thoughts exactlyo
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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 20, 2011 03:23AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 08:39PM by Alias.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 07:30AM

heyo

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 07:31AM

cybermotronic radio frequencies.... Why you gonna get band? what I miss?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 10:24PM

Open for budnez?

Signatures are for fags
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:16PM

.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:17PM

open for bid'nesso
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:18PM

Funk Ron Hubbard?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:18PM

where's the great Gazoo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:18PM

I'm watching The Thing... Already seen it before...

'sgood...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:19PM

He's doing the Jitterbug, Miz...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:19PM

supermoon and chocolate pie

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:19PM

Supermoon and stale chili cheese fritos...

Supermoon was over-hyped as a mo'fucker...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:20PM

I watched Serpico last night. Al Pacino used to sound funny.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:20PM

I got the vish-ass...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:21PM

Harry, tell me how netflix works again.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:22PM

Dude's got six toes in the grave...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:23PM

I miss my DVR. I can't watch all the TCM movies I want anytime I want anymore. I needs those classic movies, y'all. I gots to haves its. I need RObet Osborunrnes' cock!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:23PM

I gmitght die tomorrow

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:23PM

You pay a supskripshun... you get muvies deliver to yer house via united states postal service...

you also can stream muvies to your tv, computer, et cetera

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:24PM

shoudl I buy a wii, yalll/?? wii stereams netfilx movies, right?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:24PM

Why won't the fucking funk hub ever play on my computer!?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:25PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> wii stereams netfilx
> movies, right?

Sure, boy...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:25PM

I would opt for the PS3 personally...

But, Wii'scoolaguess...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:25PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why won't the fucking funk hub ever play on my
> computer!?

youre missioung out bud bud bduuddie....theyr'e palying Fela Kuti right now!!!! youre missing out big time, braaantasauraus!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:27PM

i can't aofford a PSr4.....it's wii all the way tofo me baby. does wii charge you anyting to stream movies off newtflix like xviox 34-0 does??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:27PM

Guess I'll just create my own funk hub...

This is some neo-funk....

Heavy One Hot Minute influence... Some Meters... Maybe even Rush? L'amino acids...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:27PM

OOp..s I'm a goober... didn't post the vid

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:28PM

i need robert osbourneds cock!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:28PM

Don't know... I would imagine you just have to pay for the netflix subscripz...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> i can't aofford a PSr4.....it's wii all the way
> tofo me baby. does wii charge you anyting to
> stream movies off newtflix like xviox 34-0 does??

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:29PM

I'm playing scrabble on my phone...

Like I'm 16 going on 82, y'all... and a woman... Kinda like Conie...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:30PM

will roberto rosbourne blow me if i wsing up?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:30PM

OMG hary their playing zombie mby Fela Kuti

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:33PM

I love Zombie... I love Fela...

I wish I was list'nin to the same shit you was... 'dbe pretty cool...

But your hub ain't hap'nin...

Wassap widdat?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:33PM

What's your secret?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:33PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm playing scrabble on my phone...
>
> Like I'm 16 going on 82, y'all... and a woman...
> Kinda like Conie...

LOL

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:37PM

are you steraiming it from itunes????/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:37PM

Son of the bitch, Miz!

I tried Funk Hubbin it on Internet Explorer and it started right up..

I don't have the food speakers, but I'll take it...

This jam is tits...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:42PM

Where's Mizzz?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:44PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Where's Mizzz?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:45PM

O I C

:-/

R U N

L O L

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:47PM

I see... You're trying to get even-Stevie with me, huh?

Is this leave Tuttle out to dry Day?

Takin' me to the cleaner's huh?

Ancient Chinese Secret....

'sagood budos track... 'mirite?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:49PM

harry tuttelo, you beteterl be careful i dont' know karate, but I know Ka-raaaaaaazzzzy!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:52PM

HAY MIZ! How many calories do you s'pose are in a bowl of dicks?

Are dicks Atkins friendly?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 20, 2011 11:52PM

I'm not talking about a big, poopcorn bowl... not a cake mixing bowel...

Like a little cereal bowel...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:08AM

fOMG, tehery's palying Tower of Pwoeer, what Is HoiP!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:19AM

Tower of power is good... What is Hip's a classic... but this exothermic is really hittin' the spot...

Gotta look toward the future...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:22AM

THis one's good too... Reminds me of sega genesis...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:27AM

HAAA!! You hear the nerdy black deewd on this show? How about that synth? That AB-SYNTH.... It was... uh.. TASTY... GROOVEALICIOUSPROSTAFUNKIFICATION... WHICH IS uhh... A PARLIAMENT SONG.. UH... THAT I WON'T PLAY FOR YOU...

AAWWWKKKWWAAARRDDD>>>>

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:34AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:35AM

Manthe moon look likes...JACKOLANTERN! LOL!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:35AM

the moon was beautiful last night. so bright and vivid.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:36AM

HAA!
FUCK YOU BLISTERS!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:37AM

g'nighto guise//,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:38AM

...oh hell

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:38AM

let's malke tit to pasg e24 firstl;

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:38AM

now g'nighte, ma'frens.....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:39AM

EYDIOS, Early bird... You go get that worm, boy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:39AM

Nevermind that funkhub is still on...

Blasphemy,....

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:48AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 21, 2011 12:51AM

Alias Wrote:
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>
>
> the moon was beautiful last night, bloody.
> i find a full moon very exciting.

i do too, it brings about a sort of energy that is indescribable really. the moon was my friend last night. nice person, not much of a conversationalist though.

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Posted by: Alias ()

Date: March 21, 2011 01:06AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 21, 2011 01:07AM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > > the moon was beautiful last night, bloody.
> > > i find a full moon very exciting.
> >
> >
> > i do too, it brings about a sort of energy that
> is
> > indescribable really. the moon was my friend
> last
> > night. nice person, not much of a
> > conversationalist though.
>
>
> i know exactly what you mean, bloody. the energy
> is hard to describe but i know i can feel it.
> the moon was my friend last night, also. its light
> filled up my bedroom. there was no need for
> conversation.

Get a room guys

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 21, 2011 01:14AM

Alias Wrote:
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>
>
> i know exactly what you mean, bloody. the energy
> is hard to describe but i know i can feel it.
> the moon was my friend last night, also. its light
> filled up my bedroom. there was no need for
> conversation.

no bedroom last night for me, the moon and i were romping in the corn fields. it has a hell of a bound.

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Date: March 21, 2011 01:23AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 21, 2011 01:28AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 01:29AM

Haye guyz

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Date: March 21, 2011 01:41AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 21, 2011 01:47AM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> should we invite conie?

why would we go and ruin a good thing like that?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 21, 2011 03:22AM

so there was this dinosaur right, had about 4 legs, only walked on three of them. dont ask me why he did that he just did. there were trees and stuff and other dinosaurs.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: March 21, 2011 03:24AM

after this beer i'll be a queer. lordy lordy my tanks at 40, it can only hold 30, its gonna get dirty.

chihuahuas

and

politics

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:23PM

Nice jelly

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:35PM

thanks H Tuttz, but we're not officially open till I post the bid'ness center photo and say 'we're open for bid'nesso'
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:36PM

now, where's Gazoo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:36PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > should we invite conie?
>
> why would we go and ruin a good thing like that?

Wut??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:37PM

I don't know what my cat wants.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:37PM

Wher'es Rin tin tin at?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> now, where's Gazoo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:38PM

I wanna fuck this girl

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: SCATfan ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:38PM

WELL YOU KNOW, IF IT'S NOT ABOUT SCAT, IT'S NOT ABOUT SHIT.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:39PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I don't know what my cat wants.

What does her meow sound like Miz?

Can you tell us phonetically?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:39PM

you shoulda seen her today, weaing whsort shorts and flip flops and a tight top. I would fuck the shiot out of her if rape was legal

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:40PM

How about her mouth?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:41PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> you shoulda seen her today, weaing whsort shorts
> and flip flops and a tight top. I would fuck the
> shiot out of her if rape was legal

that's a damn slutty cat you have there Miz

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:42PM

her dirty fuckin mouth, alway s smoking cigaretees. I shwould fuck her ashstray breacth mouth till the cows come home. id' have her blow cigaraette smoke on my cock. what a dirty, dirty slut.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:42PM

i might rape her

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:43PM

just kidding FCIPD, no i wont

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:43PM

dark miseryo is comin out y'all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:44PM

Come on Miz!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:44PM

harryo, i want tyou to listen to this. Tell me if you like it. I wager.......you WILL.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:45PM

id fuck her.....with soap!!!!!/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:47PM

haha..We've missed you Miz

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:48PM

About to listen... stay tuned everyone... except Conie.. (you can go to bed, Conie)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:48PM

where's harryo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:49PM

see you in eight and aholdf minutoes harryo

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Conie ()

Date: March 21, 2011 11:51PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> About to listen... stay tuned everyone... except
> Conie.. (you can go to bed, Conie)

Wut?...Why?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:01AM

After about 4 minutes, once your senses accommodate to the diarrhea rhythmical backbone and the penis on sandpaper main melody, you begin to appreciate the way the instruments interact with each other... I liked the jam-band feel of the song... mostly the solos...

Not my cup of meat, overall, though.. I don't know if it's because of the straight forward rhythm... or the overall sunshiny day tone....

Definitely not the worst thing I've ever heard...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:02AM

fwell, i never...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:08AM

i alreadyo had a stead now iom goinna have some ico ceream

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:18AM

I made a roast beast, jalapneeos pasta... after eating a six packs of beers...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:18AM

might has another beers

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:21AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Hatemotor ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:26AM

,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:28AM

Yeah, among other things..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:29AM

Why rob a bank when you can rob the armored car drivers when they are loading up? Those guys are a joke, they look like slightly more competent versions of mall security guards.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:33AM

Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up by gilou2906

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Date: March 22, 2011 12:34AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:36AM

The overall feel of the song just doesn't jive with my psyche right now...

Maybe I'm in a mood...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:40AM

ji'km dead tiroedo , ya'alll

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: xxxxxxx ()

Date: March 22, 2011 12:43AM

Extremely rare, unreleased...

Conie Wraps

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Dr. Teri ()

Date: March 22, 2011 01:05AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> The overall feel of the song just doesn't jive
> with my psyche right now...

Penises aside, I understand.

> Maybe I'm in a mood...

Let me give you my card. I'm a mood specialist.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: The REAL xxxxxxx ()

Date: March 22, 2011 01:43AM

Dr. Teri Wrote:
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> I'm a moo specialist.

mmmmm.... milky.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Dr. Teri ()

Date: March 22, 2011 02:47AM

The REAL xxxxxxx Wrote:
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> Dr. Teri Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm a moo specialist.

> mmmmm.... milky.

Dr. Teri did not write that.

I think you need counseling.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 22, 2011 03:00AM

well, I'm back. My cat woke the shit out of me.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 22, 2011 03:06AM

I'm back too

This is for you...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 22, 2011 03:10AM

good one, jackson. Harry, what do you do when your cat wakes you up at 3 in the morning?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 22, 2011 03:24AM

I see what's the happs.... Then I go back to bed... maybe eat a raymond noodles...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 23, 2011 12:11AM

bid'nesso open for
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 23, 2011 12:13AM

where's hoocoodanodo at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()

Date: March 23, 2011 12:18AM

meow.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark

Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

Date: March 23, 2011 12:25AM

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