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FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: Bisque ()
Date: January 07, 2011 09:22AM

I want to know how to do a falcon punch so badly! Please tell me!

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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 07, 2011 11:36AM

Really? Really, dude?

Step 1: Crouch down
Step 2: Punch a woman in the vaginer

It's not that hard.

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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: Captain Falcon ()
Date: January 07, 2011 12:22PM


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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: January 07, 2011 02:16PM

Captain Falcon Wrote:
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That's no Falcon Punch that guy gave my precious little Snookie, thats a closed fist straight right. You should never hit a woman with one of those, ever.


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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 07, 2011 02:16PM

The slo-mo version of the word "punch" sounds strangely like the imps in Doom II when the are killed.

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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: January 07, 2011 05:23PM

In general , it is so wrong for men to hit women.
Snookie generates the one in a thousand exception.

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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: ;alsdkjffa ()
Date: January 07, 2011 05:36PM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> In general , it is so wrong for men to hit women.
> Snookie generates the one in a thousand exception.

I would falcon punch her with my cock. Actually I wouldnt let her within 10 miles of my cock

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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 10, 2011 08:02PM

does it hurt when a woman gets punched in the vagina? Is it the same as a guy getting kicked in the nuggets? Ladies, lemme no

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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: a woman ()
Date: August 28, 2015 04:49PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> does it hurt when a woman gets punched in the
> vagina? Is it the same as a guy getting kicked in
> the nuggets? Ladies, lemme no


Yes it hurts. Falcon punch is a ancient form of birth control that is now illegal.

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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: Oldie but Goodie... ()
Date: August 29, 2015 12:28PM


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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: Puner ()
Date: August 30, 2015 02:54AM

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Re: FALCON PUNCH!!
Posted by: love flag ()
Date: October 03, 2015 09:50AM

a woman Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > does it hurt when a woman gets punched in the
> > vagina? Is it the same as a guy getting kicked
> in
> > the nuggets? Ladies, lemme no
>
>
> Yes it hurts. Falcon punch is a ancient form of
> birth control that is now illegal.


It is still legal in most middle eastern countries.

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