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Does Anyone Know CPR?
Date: January 05, 2011 11:48AM

How the hell does a heart surgeon not know CPR?

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/05/california.conrad.murray.hearing/index.html?hpt=T2

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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: January 05, 2011 12:45PM

Very good question. I learned CPR in highschool was even certified for awhile. I thought everyone knows CPR. I believe his story might not be true.

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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 05, 2011 05:29PM

Dr. Conrad Murray remains free on a $75,000 bond.



Aren't bonds supposed to be proportionate to one's income? 75k for a celebrity doctor in Hollywood has about as much financial impact as an ordinary person buying a newspaper.

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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 05, 2011 05:48PM

I was certified in CPR before, but the gay part about it is that you have to go through it every year (As if you forget that crap after a year).

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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: January 05, 2011 06:40PM

I don't blame the him. I know it but I won't slap lips on no one. I will walk or jump in your chest, until you look like you are going to barf and then jump off so you won't fuck up my shoes. Infact if I fall out, it is with my hands over my mouth, let me die in peace.

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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 05, 2011 07:03PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> I was certified in CPR before, but the gay part
> about it is that you have to go through it every
> year (As if you forget that crap after a year).


I'm pretty sure they changed the routine recently.

But ask eesh..I'm too lazy to Google it.

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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by: wtk7D ()
Date: January 05, 2011 07:16PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> How the hell does a heart surgeon not know CPR?
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> http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/05/california.conrad.murray.hearing/index.html?hpt=T2

When said heart surgeon needs to hide a bunch of anesthetic bottles before the paramedics show up, he tends to forget how to perform life-saving procedures...

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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 05, 2011 08:39PM

Kenny Ortega, who was directing what would have been Jackson's comeback concerts, was the first of about 30 witnesses to be called by the prosecution.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/05/california.conrad.murray.hearing/index.html?hpt=T2

lies. michaeal jackson's "comeback" wouldn't be any more difficult today then before he croaked. maybe murray will join ol' mj soon.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: January 05, 2011 09:52PM

CPR has changed, but the most important part remains effective chest compressions.

impossible to do with one hand one a soft bed.

I remember one instructor telling us not to be back off when hearing the rib cage crack, that a live person with a cracked breastbone is better than intact ribcage and dead.

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Re: Does Anyone Know CPR?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 05, 2011 10:09PM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> CPR has changed, but the most important part
> remains effective chest compressions.
>
> impossible to do with one hand one a soft bed.
>
> I remember one instructor telling us not to be
> back off when hearing the rib cage crack, that a
> live person with a cracked breastbone is better
> than intact ribcage and dead.


The thing is, even if the procedure has changed since a person first learned it, it's better to try it as the person knows it, as opposed to simply standing around doing nothing.

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