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The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Chillin in Arlington ()
Date: December 22, 2010 03:49AM

The Feds have a file of almost everyone to help them catch terroristas, gangstas, and almost everyone. Damn, I remember last time I went to visit my family in Juarez Mexico I was finger printed and had my pic taken. Shit, the border agent even knew about my old assault charge back in California. Wat else they kno bout me?

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 22, 2010 03:50AM

jfouck the poklice!//.l

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Arlingtonian Hommie ()
Date: December 22, 2010 03:53AM

Oh yea, I read that shit on the paper. They got all kinda info, employment histories, credit history, criminal/drivin history. They said the locol PoPo would have lil machines that can identify u at the spot. Damn so that means I can be usin my lil bros license. The fuck.

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:00AM

truoo dat!!l/j

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Christmas ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:08AM

Misery, I am sure they have your DNA and your cats DNA on file somewhere.

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:13AM

ouyou betere beiolieve it!!!/k,.

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:09AM

I wouldn't have believed it either, until a Federal Agent asked me for a stool sample.

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: The Reality ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:31AM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> I wouldn't have believed it either, until a
> Federal Agent asked me for a stool sample.

Did he offer to collect it with his human hand?

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: December 22, 2010 09:14AM

The Reality Wrote:
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> ProVallone Wrote:
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> -----
> > I wouldn't have believed it either, until a
> > Federal Agent asked me for a stool sample.
>
> Did he offer to collect it with his human hand?


No...Agents Smith, Brown and Jones wanted to use their matrixy hands.

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: December 22, 2010 11:29AM

Dumb ass chode.

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: she looka like a man ()
Date: December 22, 2010 11:43AM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> Dumb ass chode.


hi eesh

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: December 22, 2010 12:04PM

*yawn*

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: albaiD hsee ()
Date: December 22, 2010 12:52PM

!hsee = albaiD lE ;tuo si terces ehT

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: cia spook ()
Date: December 24, 2010 01:21PM

Yes we have all kind of information about all if there is a video camera near by we can see you. By the way you should get that lump on you testicle checked it could be cancer.

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: koops aic ()
Date: December 24, 2010 02:16PM

Well, we are certain that the LARGE lump in your ass is a dick.

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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Mr Spock ()
Date: December 24, 2010 06:42PM

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Attachments:
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Re: The Feds have a File on everyone!
Posted by: Metal Head ()
Date: December 24, 2010 07:47PM


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