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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: December 26, 2010 03:59AM

themuse Wrote:
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> toufuckingche', gravis.
> where have you been all my life?

well... to make a long story short, i uhh... i got stuck in some sand. :(

send help.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540
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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: December 26, 2010 06:40AM

sounds like a bitter sales rant

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: December 26, 2010 11:13AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> > I seriously doubt this thread helped increase
> > business at any of the local gyms.
>
>
> +1. Not at this time of the year. 99% of the
> people out there are too busy finishing up
> Christmas shit to worry about joining any type of
> gym. I even noticed that the gym was much less
> crowded this week and will probably be the same
> next week.


I'll go one further. Even if it was the first week of the year when everyone is making their resolutions, this thread would drive folks away from the local fitness centers.

Overweight folks often stay out of gyms to avoid exactly the persona the Atlas trolls are displaying.

Effective marketing: Brand your gym name, show the benefits through testimonials and/or fit models, help a person believe they too can achieve a healthy and fit body. When the perceived benefit is greater than the cost an (emotional) buying decision is made.

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: globo jim ()
Date: December 26, 2010 11:27AM

This thread has taken a disappointing turn. Since the payoff for this troll thread was given the various Atlases have been so thoroughly bitch-slapped that they are unable to offer anything more then their tired, predictable mantra, "thanks for posting to this thread, we'll see you fatty's at the gym."

Director of aerobics? Really? While I'm sure that's an impressive title among the gymeratti it's too pathetic for the rest of us to bother ridiculing. Happy New Year everyone.

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Atlas 2 ()
Date: December 26, 2010 11:45AM

Wow! Are you guys still here? This is so great...just like you have all your lives, you are following the Alpha. You are my puppets and I make you do what I want. You CAN'T stop posting here! You have NOTHING in your lives so you fill the vacancy by banding together and attacking a troll. Nevermind, of course, that that is exactly what I want you to do.
To the dipshit who said this thread would drive people away: All we have done here is hand out insults to you, offering cogent and effective analyses of your pathetic, lonely existences, and, even after a day's break you guys not only keep posting, but put this thread at the top again. That again is enough evidence of how false your premise is: people are drawn to the vulgar and profane, and, occasionally, it catalyzes action, Thanks!
By the way, gym membership has been going great! Naturally, we see a spike from pathetic losers like yourselves who get the momentary inkling to make something of yourselves around this time every year, but even so the spike this year has been profound. Naturally, I can't attribute the increase to the castigations we have handed out, but it hasn't hurt either and I get to make fun of dorks again! Win-win baby! I will leave you with the immortal words of Mike Tyson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 26, 2010 12:22PM

Still coming back in a desperate attempt to save face! We win! We win!

Fairfax Underground: 1

Atlas & the Chest Shavers: 0

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Atlas 2 ()
Date: December 26, 2010 01:19PM

Join a gym fatties! I will stay here forever, no sweat off my back.

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: December 26, 2010 02:38PM

Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> I will stay here forever

Turn the lights off if you change your mind and leave.

Things are so slow at your gym that you decide to sit in your cubicle and surf the net, landing here.

You should get back on the phone and make some more cold calls to see if you can get some appointments and maybe reach your sales target for a change.

Or you'll end up unemployed like Chuck H.

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: December 26, 2010 02:41PM

Atlas sounds like a nigger napoleon

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Atlas 2 ()
Date: December 26, 2010 03:06PM

Blimps and wimps.

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Neanderthal ()
Date: December 26, 2010 03:16PM

Juxtaposition Wrote:
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> Atlas sounds like a nigger napoleon


No, he or she is just some exercise freak trainer stoned on steroids trying to make a living by living in the gym.

So go join the gym! And get ripped!! You heard the Thing! LOL

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Roidhead ()
Date: December 26, 2010 09:29PM

Bump

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Сonie ()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:28AM

Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> You have NOTHING in your lives so you fill the
> vacancy by banding together and attacking a troll.
> Nevermind, of course, that that is exactly what I
> want you to do.

Hello there mister Jack LaLanne. Loosen those spandex shorts and get some blood flowing to that oddly shaped head of yours.

You wrote the word "that" twice. that that. <-------

Blooper!


edit by Cary: Impersonator/troll account deleted. This account was registered with a cyrillic "С" to impersonate the user Conie. Cyrillic/extended character set registrations have been disabled.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/30/2010 10:30AM by Cary.

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:41AM

Fake Conie!

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: December 29, 2010 04:04PM

If Atlas wanted to make real money he'd go into business for himself as a Personal Trainer, rather than slaving away at someone else's gym pulling in minimum wage and a little extra if he can make his sales goals.

Of course he'd have to be smart enough to pass the test and get certified first.

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Deep Fried Troll ()
Date: December 29, 2010 05:25PM

OK...we've long since established that Troll is gay, angry, and can't spell, and now we can add enraged at himself for his obesity...

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Re: To all NoVa Fatties
Posted by: Fatties, again, for this year ()
Date: December 03, 2011 05:43PM

All you fatties who said they were gonna loose fat, but ending up lying to themselves please reread. Thanks.

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