Greetings fellow citizens and ffxu posters!

I’ve decided to make a few changes in my life.

It’s time to put away my garden hoe and branch out... catch that subtle humor there?

So, I plan on spending this winter turning myself into a glamorous socialite.
I’m trading in my sloggers for 4 inch stiletto heels and sexy thigh high boots.
I’m packing up my jeans and cotton t shirts and slipping into silks and short tight skirts.
No more sports bra or no bra for me; I’m buying a wonder bra.

So, since I’m remaking myself from the inside out, could you please direct me to a good store or internet site featuring sophisticated, glamorous lingerie for an up and coming non-gardening cosmo-girl?

Put me on the cover of Vogue, people.
Make me beautiful.

Thank you in advance
God bless

STFU, EESH!




Paige Wrote:
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> Greetings fellow citizens and ffxu posters!
>
> I’ve decided to make a few changes in my life.
>
> It’s time to put away my garden hoe and branch
> out... catch that subtle humor there?
>
> So, I plan on spending this winter turning myself
> into a glamorous socialite.
> I’m trading in my sloggers for 4 inch stiletto
> heels and sexy thigh high boots.
> I’m packing up my jeans and cotton t shirts and
> slipping into silks and short tight skirts.
> No more sports bra or no bra for me; I’m buying
> a wonder bra.
>
> So, since I’m remaking myself from the inside
> out, could you please direct me to a good store or
> internet site featuring sophisticated, glamorous
> lingerie for an up and coming non-gardening
> cosmo-girl?
>
> Put me on the cover of Vogue, people.
> Make me beautiful.
>
> Thank you in advance
> God bless

we really need a current pic before you get any advice around here.

another new eesh female persona Wrote:
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> STFU, EESH!
>
>

My goodness.. are you speaking to me?

I'm not an eesh, whatever that is.

I'm the former organic herb grower.

God bless.

GTFO, eesh!




Paige Wrote:
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> another new eesh female persona Wrote:
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> > STFU, EESH!
> >
> >
>
> My goodness.. are you speaking to me?
>
> I'm not an eesh, whatever that is.
>
> I'm the former organic herb grower.
>
> God bless.

Plant Trimmer Wrote:
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> we really need a current pic before you get any
> advice around here.

Dear me. The only pics I have show me in the garden, bending over and with a bit of mud on my face

I've been told I clean up nice, if that's any help.

Oh, and I'm small boned and slim.

I just want to be beautiful like those women in the magazines.
No more plain Paige for me.
No more vanilla ice cream for this girl.
Unmute my colors.

Thanks for your help.
God bless

Hi Paige I'd like to see pics too

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hi Paige I'd like to see pics too


Good evening, Harry.

Thank you for your interest in my Paige renewal project.

Maybe, after I’m beautified, I’ll post before and after pictures...just like I’ve seen on Oprah.
Oh my, I wonder if she’ll have me on her show! LOL. That sounds like something that tart, Sally, would say.

Speaking of the Sally, I hear you and she have dissolved your union. To be honest, I was surprised it lasted as long as it did.
Between you and me, Sally is, well, somewhat rough around the edges, if you know what I mean.
I think you were lucky to come out of that relationship in one piece as Sally seems to wield that machete of hers with little provocation and great accuracy.

Welcome back to the world of the singles. I, myself, have only recently emerged from a brief love affair... which I now understand was really a lust affair, but we sometimes confuse those two emotions, don’t we?
I prefer the love/lust combo, but, alas, that is hard to find. Almost impossible.

Back to searching the internet for glamor tips.

I don't get it, where are the nudes @ ?

Paige=Sally= some other regular retarded attn ho, like tuttle or misery.

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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> Paige=Sally= some other regular retarded attn ho,
> like tuttle or misery.


and you're not? lol

Paige Wrote:
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> Greetings fellow citizens and ffxu posters!
>
> I’ve decided to make a few changes in my life.
>
> It’s time to put away my garden hoe and branch
> out... catch that subtle humor there?
>
> So, I plan on spending this winter turning myself
> into a glamorous socialite.
> I’m trading in my sloggers for 4 inch stiletto
> heels and sexy thigh high boots.
> I’m packing up my jeans and cotton t shirts and
> slipping into silks and short tight skirts.
> No more sports bra or no bra for me; I’m buying
> a wonder bra.
>
> So, since I’m remaking myself from the inside
> out, could you please direct me to a good store or
> internet site featuring sophisticated, glamorous
> lingerie for an up and coming non-gardening
> cosmo-girl?
>
> Put me on the cover of Vogue, people.
> Make me beautiful.
>
> Thank you in advance
> God bless


you are so fucking boring.

yeefuckinghaw

Paige, how's your Toy Yoda treating you these days?

You are sorely mistaken, muse...

Paige has the brilliant wit of Sally, but with twice the class...

Ever try Milk Stout?

themuse Wrote:
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> you are so fucking boring.

Signatures are for fags

No, this Paige/Sally idiot is not funny, just like the 6X bitch that claims to know me. What a bunch of nutjobs.

eesh Wrote:
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> No, this Paige/Sally idiot is not funny, just like
> the 6X bitch that claims to know me. What a bunch
> of nutjobs.


And you're not a nutjob eesh??

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You are sorely mistaken, muse...
>
> Paige has the brilliant wit of Sally, but with
> twice the class...

zzzzzzzzzzzz.

> Ever try Milk Stout?


i lub me some mackeson's.

yeefuckinghaw

themuse Wrote:
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>
>
> you are so fucking boring.

I'm sorry I bore you, themuse.

Hopefully, when I become glamorous and after I complete the “How to be Witty-Total Immersion Programâ€, I’ll be able to excite you with my beauty and charm you with my captivating personality.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Paige, how's your Toy Yoda treating you these
> days?

Unfortunately, Mr. Misery, since I’m cleaning house, Yoda had to go, too. I adopted him out to a local women's shelter and I hear the ladies are quite pleased with the services he has been providing.


Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You are sorely mistaken, muse...
>
> Paige has the brilliant wit of Sally, but with
> twice the class...

Oh, my... I’m blushing like a school girl who's playing spin the bottle.

I can’t get beautiful fast enough! I just ordered a new lipstick.

Harry, assuming when we fall in love we are also "in lust", do you think it is possible to maintain this lust over time... or does lust have an expiration date?

Now... I'm ordering a black peignoir.

Paige Wrote:
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> Harry, assuming when we fall in love we are also
> "in lust", do you think it is possible to maintain
> this lust over time... or does lust have an
> expiration date?

I'd need to see that garden photo of you in order to give you the most accurate answer possible...


>
> Now... I'm ordering a black peignoir.

I'm going to need to see a picture of you wearing that too...

Signatures are for fags