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You cant make this up
Posted by: Josey Wales ()
Date: December 12, 2010 08:12PM

Cumberland, Md. - Cumberland Police have charged a man with stealing 1,200 custom fitted hats in a burglary last month at a Cumberland business.

Twenty-six-year-old Jeremy Michael Wigger of Cumberland was arrested Friday and charged with burglary and theft. He is being held on $65,000 bond.

Police say the New Era and Mitchell & Ness brand hats, worth more than $20,000, were taken in a burglary Nov. 14 or 15 at the Fitted Hat Joint.

Investigators recovered 600 of the hats in a home in Mineral County, W.Va. and obtained an arrest warrant for Wigger.

Police say Wigger and at least one other person were selling the hats locally
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Re: You cant make this up
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 12, 2010 08:43PM

One time a man was born without a body. He was just a head. His poor mother did the best she could to raise him and make him as happy as could be for someone who could only sit on the bookshelf and watch TV. For Christmas in his 18th year, she wanted to get him something special. "What would you like for Xmas, dear?" she asked. He answered, "I don't care as long as it's not another fuckin' hat."

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Re: You cant make this up
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 12, 2010 10:47PM

LOL, a hat jacker named "Wigger"? GTFO, bahaha.

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Re: You cant make this up
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 12, 2010 11:33PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> LOL, a hat jacker named "Wigger"? GTFO, bahaha.


Did he wear them backwards or sideways?


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Re: You cant make this up
Posted by: The Hat Joint ()
Date: December 13, 2010 12:21AM

So Wigger got caught stealing hat's from The Hat Joint.

I don't get it, what is there to make up ?

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