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For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 10, 2010 02:05PM

Just a few questions:

1. are you a lesbian?

2. does your door swing both ways?

3. do you think i am a lesbian?

4. do you think i am a man?

5. do you visit west hartford often?

6. do you mispronounce any words?

7. do you have any tattoos?

8. can you hold a tune?

9. what is your favorite fabric?

10. what color hair do you have?

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: esumeht ()
Date: December 10, 2010 02:20PM

Just a few questions:

1. are you a lesbian?

NO I AM A MAN.

2. does your door swing both ways?

YES, I AM A GAY MAN.

3. do you think i am a lesbian?

I DO NOT CARE BECAUSE I LIKE MEN.

4. do you think i am a man?

I AM A MAN, SO IF YOU ARE TOO I HAVE ONE QUESTION:
ARE YOU INTO ANAL ?

5. do you visit west hartford often?

WHERE ? ARE THERE ANY MEN THERE ?

6. do you mispronounce any words?

I TALK WITH A LISSSSSSSSSSP, BECAUSE I AM A GAY MAN.

7. do you have any tattoos?

I DO, IT IS OF A MAN.

8. can you hold a tune?

NO. BUT I CAN HOLD A MAN.

9. what is your favorite fabric?

A MAN'S WOOL SWEATER.

10. what color hair do you have?

BLONDE, IT MAKES ME APPEAR MORE LIKE A GAY MAN.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: December 10, 2010 02:36PM

Well muse if you're a man, I think you're cute and I'd have you....guess I'll have to stand in the back of the line.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 10, 2010 05:42PM

LOL WUT

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Well muse if you're a man, I think you're cute and
> I'd have you....guess I'll have to stand in the
> back of the line.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 10, 2010 06:14PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Just a few questions:
>
> 1. are you a lesbian?
no. when i was twenty-six i questioned this and found the answer with a female co-worker.

> 2. does your door swing both ways?
no. see above. (although when it comes to flirting, i don't discriminate. flirting is fun. i'm quite the flirt.)

> 3. do you think i am a lesbian?
no.

> 4. do you think i am a man?
i dunno nor do i care. i find you fascinating and i like to be fascinated. (nice job, ale!)

> 5. do you visit west hartford often?
not since 2002. :(

> 6. do you mispronounce any words?
if i do, nobody has corrected me. i wish they'd correct me. i like to be corrected.

> 7. do you have any tattoos?
yes.

> 8. can you hold a tune?
yes. i can hold lots of things.

> 9. what is your favorite fabric?
linen in the summer. wool in the winter. i'm a big fan of latex, too. ;P

> 10. what color hair do you have?
dirty blonde.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 10, 2010 06:16PM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Well muse if you're a man, I think you're cute and
> I'd have you....guess I'll have to stand in the
> back of the line.


no need to wait, brit. i just pm'd you a vip pass.


get here, quick.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 10, 2010 07:49PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> > Well muse if you're a man, I think you're cute
> and
> > I'd have you....guess I'll have to stand in the
> > back of the line.
>
>
> no need to wait, brit. i just pm'd you a vip
> pass.
>
>
> get here, quick.


umm, muse, it looks like the good doctor is a man’s man and I don’t mean the John Wayne kind of man’s man.
unless, of course, John Wayne wasn’t that kind of man, either.

getting back to my curiosity regarding you....

let's look at number 4, once again, shall we?
if you have no idea what my sex is, then don't you need to change your answer to number 3? (which was correct, by the way)
And... you don't care at all what I am? not even the tinniest itsy bitsy teenie weenie little bit? that's making me feel bad, muse.

muse, where are your tattoos?

omg, my nose is bleeding. brb.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 10, 2010 07:54PM

HA! Don't tilt your head back, it makes your tummy hurt...

Alias Wrote:
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> omg, my nose is bleeding. brb.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 10, 2010 09:22PM

Alias Wrote:
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> if you have no idea what my sex is, then don't you
> need to change your answer to number 3? (which
> was correct, by the way)
no. whether you are a man or a woman, i don't think you are a lesbian.

> And... you don't care at all what I am? not even
> the tinniest itsy bitsy teenie weenie little bit?
okay, maybe a tiny itsy bitsy teenie weenie little bit.

> muse, where are your tattoos?
here and there.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 10, 2010 09:23PM

> Alias Wrote:
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> > omg, my nose is bleeding. brb.
Attachments:
cocaine.jpg

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Re: For Themuse
Date: December 10, 2010 09:28PM

themuse Wrote:
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> > > omg, my nose is bleeding. brb.


[pic of coked out cat]


funny.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 10, 2010 10:45PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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>
>
> > if you have no idea what my sex is, then don't
> you
> > need to change your answer to number 3? (which
> > was correct, by the way)
> no. whether you are a man or a woman, i don't
> think you are a lesbian.

i see... i think.

> > And... you don't care at all what I am? not
> even
> > the tinniest itsy bitsy teenie weenie little
> bit?
> okay, maybe a tiny itsy bitsy teenie weenie little
> bit.

i feel better now, muse.

> > muse, where are your tattoos?
> here and there.

so, do you have one here and one there... or are they everywhere?


hey, muse, do you ever imagine being another person, seeing the world through his eyes.... and then imagine millions of people all looking out from all these different eyes?
does it make you feel strange, almost like you can sense these different perceptions bumping into each other?
and, isn’t it somewhat disconcerting to think of other worlds outside of your own since you really can't know what those other worlds look like?
it makes me feel very alone.

BTW, my nosebleed has come to a conclusion. i look funny with kleenex packed into my right nostril. dry air, muse... dry air.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 10, 2010 10:57PM

Alias Wrote:
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> hey, muse, do you ever imagine being another
> person, seeing the world through his eyes....
sometimes. i'm a social worker you know.


> does it make you feel strange, almost like you
> can sense these different perceptions bumping into
> each other?
no. if it did/i could i would charge money for that.
can you? if so, you should set up shop, ale.


> and, isn’t it somewhat disconcerting to think of
> other worlds outside of your own since you really
> can't know what those other worlds look like?
no. one world is enough for me.
i like natgeo though, good show.


> it makes me feel very alone.
get cable, ale. porn helps, too.


> BTW, my nosebleed has come to a conclusion. i look
> funny with kleenex packed into my right nostril.
> dry air, muse... dry air.
insert some into your left. things will balance out.
they usually do.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 11, 2010 12:07AM

themuse Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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>
> > hey, muse, do you ever imagine being another
> > person, seeing the world through his eyes....
> sometimes. i'm a social worker you know.

i didn't know that, muse. guess what... i was once in love with a social worker.


> > does it make you feel strange, almost like you
> > can sense these different perceptions bumping
> into
> > each other?
> no. if it did/i could i would charge money for
> that.
> can you? if so, you should set up shop, ale.

well, it's not that i can actually sense them, but if i imagine all these millions of perceptions, i feel claustrophobic.

> > and, isn’t it somewhat disconcerting to think
> of
> > other worlds outside of your own since you
> really
> > can't know what those other worlds look like?

> no. one world is enough for me.
> i like natgeo though, good show.

so do i, muse. I knew photographers who worked for the magazine. hard job!

> > it makes me feel very alone.
> get cable, ale. porn helps, too.

i'll watch some tonight but only the soft stuff. none of that hard core graphic in your face slapping and flapping and sloshing front and center in and out and out and in kind of porn.

i'll watch "room with a view". there is one scene where you see naked men.


> > BTW, my nosebleed has come to a conclusion. i
> look
> > funny with kleenex packed into my right nostril.
>
> > dry air, muse... dry air.

> insert some into your left. things will balance
> out.
> they usually do.

you're right. eventually, everything balances out.

you're a wise one, muse.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 11, 2010 02:45AM

make with the licky-splits already.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 11, 2010 04:27AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> make with the licky-splits already.

would you settle for a cartwheel?

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2010 04:31AM

Alias Wrote:
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> > make with the licky-splits already.
>
> would you settle for a cartwheel?


do you ever sleep?

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Re: For Themuse
Date: December 11, 2010 04:59AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > make with the licky-splits already.
> >
> > would you settle for a cartwheel?
>
>
> do you ever sleep?


Do you?

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 11, 2010 04:59AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > make with the licky-splits already.
> >
> > would you settle for a cartwheel?
>
>
> do you ever sleep?

i love to sleep, bloody. i like beautiful sheets and big blankets and fresh air.
i can sleep forever.

you should see me.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2010 07:12AM

AndThat'sWhat'sUp! Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
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> > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > make with the licky-splits already.
> > >
> > > would you settle for a cartwheel?
> >
> >
> > do you ever sleep?
>
>
> Do you?


not really.

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Re: For Themuse
Date: December 11, 2010 07:16AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> AndThat'sWhat'sUp! Wrote:
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> > > Alias Wrote:
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> > > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > make with the licky-splits already.
> > > >
> > > > would you settle for a cartwheel?
> > >
> > >
> > > do you ever sleep?
> >
> >
> > Do you?
>
>
> not really.


Me neither; that shit's for pussies! lol

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 11, 2010 02:17PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > make with the licky-splits already.
> >
> > would you settle for a cartwheel?
>
>
> do you ever sleep?


I slept, bloody, but I'm awake again.

hey, remember the other day I said something like.. don’t smoke, bloody, get hypnotized. ?

In the mail today, I got this little booklet from Angie’s List. I flip it open and I'm staring at a guide for choosing a hypnotherapist for health reasons -- pain management or to quit smoking.

Isn’t that odd? These coincidences just keep piling up. It's like I'm seeing into the future.
Something strange is going on with me, bloody.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: December 11, 2010 02:21PM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > make with the licky-splits already.
> > >
> > > would you settle for a cartwheel?
> >
> >
> > do you ever sleep?
>
>
> I slept, bloody, but I'm awake again.
>
> hey, remember the other day I said something
> like.. don’t smoke, bloody, get hypnotized. ?
>
> In the mail today, I got this little booklet from
> Angie’s List. I flip it open and I'm staring at
> a guide for choosing a hypnotherapist for health
> reasons -- pain management or to quit smoking.
>
> Isn’t that odd? These coincidences just keep
> piling up. It's like I'm seeing into the future.
> Something strange is going on with me, bloody.


or maybe Alias=bloody

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 11, 2010 02:44PM

Hmmm... Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > make with the licky-splits already.
> > > >
> > > > would you settle for a cartwheel?
> > >
> > >
> > > do you ever sleep?
> >
> >
> > I slept, bloody, but I'm awake again.
> >
> > hey, remember the other day I said something
> > like.. don’t smoke, bloody, get hypnotized. ?
> >
> > In the mail today, I got this little booklet
> from
> > Angie’s List. I flip it open and I'm staring
> at
> > a guide for choosing a hypnotherapist for
> health
> > reasons -- pain management or to quit smoking.
> >
> > Isn’t that odd? These coincidences just keep
> > piling up. It's like I'm seeing into the future.
>
> > Something strange is going on with me, bloody.
>
>
> or maybe Alias=bloody


or maybe not, since bloody is a man and i am a woman.

then again, strange things are happening to me.

i'm not sure i know who i am anymore.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 11, 2010 07:45PM

pic of alias, bloody, miz, and swhat:
Attachments:
sleepingcatslie.jpg

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2010 10:27PM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > make with the licky-splits already.
> > >
> > > would you settle for a cartwheel?
> >
> >
> > do you ever sleep?
>
>
> I slept, bloody, but I'm awake again.

i would love to watch you sleep

> hey, remember the other day I said something
> like.. don’t smoke, bloody, get hypnotized. ?

i remember, and that wasnt me.

> In the mail today, I got this little booklet from
> Angie’s List. I flip it open and I'm staring at
> a guide for choosing a hypnotherapist for health
> reasons -- pain management or to quit smoking.

you can see prophetic trails in pretty much anything. the world is round and shit keeps coming back to you.

> Isn’t that odd? These coincidences just keep
> piling up. It's like I'm seeing into the future.
> Something strange is going on with me, bloody.

if by "something strange" you mean my... im sorry i need to get a hold of myself.

hows the douglas?

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 12, 2010 01:13AM

themuse Wrote:
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> pic of alias, bloody, miz, and swhat:

which cat am i, muse? i hope i'm the one that doesn't look like all the others.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 12, 2010 01:28AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i would love to watch you sleep

apparently, when I was in my early twenties and staying out too late, i’d sit up when the alarm went off, two or three hours after going to bed, and say things like...
shit, fuck, god damn it, this is bull shit, fuck , fuck, fuck, god damn this fucking bullshit, this is total shit.. fuck!
then i'd hit the 10 minute button, only to repeat the.. shit, fuck, total bullshit thing again.

And, I don’t talk like that at all, in real life. maybe i have a latent form of tourette’s.

> > hey, remember the other day I said something
> > like.. don’t smoke, bloody, get hypnotized. ?

> i remember, and that wasnt me.

it wasn’t? then, i’m definitely having memory problems. shit, goddamn it, this is total bullshit.

> > In the mail today, I got this little booklet
> from
> > Angie’s List. I flip it open and I'm staring
> at
> > a guide for choosing a hypnotherapist for
> health
> > reasons -- pain management or to quit smoking.

> you can see prophetic trails in pretty much
> anything. the world is round and shit keeps coming
> back to you.

yes, I know, but..

> > Isn’t that odd? These coincidences just keep
> > piling up. It's like I'm seeing into the future.

> > Something strange is going on with me, bloody.

> if by "something strange" you mean my... im sorry
> i need to get a hold of myself.

do I detect sexual innuendo in that comment? yes, I do.

> hows the douglas?

haven’t had one in a while, bloody.

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 12, 2010 02:48AM

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> > pic of alias, bloody, miz, and swhat:
>
> which cat am i, muse? i hope i'm the one that
> doesn't look like all the others.


of course you are, ale.
reeeewr. meowww. purrrr.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: For Themuse
Date: December 12, 2010 02:55AM

themuse Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > themuse Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > pic of alias, bloody, miz, and swhat:
> >
> > which cat am i, muse? i hope i'm the one that
> > doesn't look like all the others.
>
>
> of course you are, ale.
> reeeewr. meowww. purrrr.


I thought Ales was this cat:
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cocaine.jpg

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 12, 2010 02:57AM

AndThat'sWhat'sUp! Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
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> > > themuse Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > pic of alias, bloody, miz, and swhat:
> > >
> > > which cat am i, muse? i hope i'm the one
> that
> > > doesn't look like all the others.
> >
> >
> > of course you are, ale.
> > reeeewr. meowww. purrrr.
>
>
> I thought Ales was this cat:


i think she was. for about 20 hours.
then she crashed fell asleep.

tis amazing (alias' favorite word) what a lil sleep will do.



i lub alias; really i do.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: For Themuse
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 12, 2010 03:41AM

themuse Wrote:
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> AndThat'sWhat'sUp! Wrote:
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> > I thought Ales was this cat:
>
>
> i think she was.

she was not.

> for about 20 hours.
> then she crashed fell asleep.

i fall asleep quickly. i once fell asleep in a dentist's chair.

> tis amazing (alias' favorite word) what a lil
> sleep will do.

i love that word. i am amazing. i know this because someone told me i was, after only knowing me for 2 seconds. amazing...

> i lub alias; really i do.

oh muse... sing me a song.

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