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Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: TheFtizWay ()
Date: December 10, 2010 12:44PM

So many bad commericals out right now. Some of them actually make the hate the company which is funding the operations to produce them.


The Fitz Way - Come one old dude, you are the most inispiring spokesmen ever. I fall asleep every time you come on. Although I do wonder what you smell like, my guess is Old Spice and Menthol.

Kay Jewlers - But really any Jewlery commerical really pisses me off, especially when a little kid is involved.

UPS Logistic Commerical - The one that replaces "Thats A'more" with "Logistics". UPS you suck and your commerical sucks, its out of tune and everyone knows the FedEx is more reliable and far supieror to your shit brown vans.

Any one else???

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Date: December 10, 2010 01:01PM

TheFtizWay Wrote:
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> UPS Logistic Commerical - The one that replaces
> "Thats A'more" with "Logistics". UPS you suck and
> your commerical sucks, its out of tune and
> everyone knows the FedEx is more reliable and far
> supieror to your shit brown vans.


Yes. How the FUCK do you go from "That's A'more" to "That's Logistics?" Awful.

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: Josey Wales ()
Date: December 10, 2010 01:15PM



My nomination

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Date: December 10, 2010 01:20PM

Josey Wales Wrote:
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> My nomination


No doubt. The guy is homely and has a weird voice, to boot.

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: JackDiamond ()
Date: December 10, 2010 01:24PM

It seems every year Kay has a new fad. Last year it was the Leo Diamond, year before that it was "Past Present Future" diamonds. Lets not forget the Pink Diamond and now Chcoclate Diamond. Its all useless crap. Any women who needs a blood diamond to feel sexy probably resaembles a pig.

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: December 10, 2010 02:03PM

TheFtizWay Wrote:
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> UPS Logistic Commerical - The one that replaces
> "Thats A'more" with "Logistics".

+1, enough already.

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 10, 2010 02:14PM

Shaw Jewelers is terrible.

The girl who sings that terrible UPS Thats Amore jingle has a familiar voice, I think she used to sing top 40 or other jingles. Sounds really familiar.


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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: getconnected ()
Date: December 10, 2010 02:22PM

The stupid fucking collegeonline commericial with the shit dancing around singing "get connected for free with education connection" such a dumbass song and dance bit..and it burns its way into your mind

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 10, 2010 02:22PM

I hate any commercial that has to play before i watch something online. Just for that reason I will specifically go out of my way not to utilize those goods/services.

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 10, 2010 02:46PM

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Date: December 10, 2010 02:57PM



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Re: Current Commercials You Hateg
Posted by: Dr. Hardcrab ()
Date: December 11, 2010 11:04AM

Those Hyundai commercials ARE irritating, but that girl in Pompamoose (Nataly Dawn) gives me a chubby for some reason...;-]

I love "Beat The Horse"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oJgqbgvInk

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: mcsmack ()
Date: December 11, 2010 02:28PM


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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: Capt Fletcher ()
Date: December 11, 2010 06:01PM

Josey Wales Wrote:
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> My nomination


You are nuts. That woman's ass is incredible. I turn the sound down and just stare at that ass. Mmmmmmmmm

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Re: Current Commercials You Hateg
Posted by: stinkyfist ()
Date: December 11, 2010 10:17PM

Dr. Hardcrab Wrote:
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> Those Hyundai commercials ARE irritating, but that
> girl in Pompamoose (Nataly Dawn) gives me a chubby
> for some reason...;-]



+1.
Something about her gives me the boner too.

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: stinkyfist ()
Date: December 11, 2010 10:23PM

How could you not get a boner?
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Re: Current Commercials You Hateg
Posted by: icouldbeahacker ()
Date: December 12, 2010 01:44PM

stinkyfist Wrote:
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> Dr. Hardcrab Wrote:
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> > Those Hyundai commercials ARE irritating, but
> that
> > girl in Pompamoose (Nataly Dawn) gives me a
> chubby
> > for some reason...;-]
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>
> +1.
> Something about her gives me the boner too.


Agreed! I found this thread because I wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one. She's not stereotype hot....but something about her makes me stop fast forwarding through the commercials on my Tivo. I'm not running out to buy a Hyundai, but I'll be having naughty thoughts whenever I hear certain Christmas charols this season.

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 12, 2010 02:40PM

The McD's Moon Man is tight! I used to love that guy, and I remember getting all of the toys of him.



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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: AutoGeneral ()
Date: December 12, 2010 09:29PM

Auto insurance commercials.

Fuck you Flo. Show your tits or GTFO. You're not funny.
Fuck you Gecko and you too, old senile Geico CEO.
Fuck you General and your fucking penguin in the mobile home.
Fuck you state farm guy and your insanely hot insurance agent who you talk over, even if she IS hot.
Fuck you black Allstate guy. And fuck you white Allstate guy who has a awesome headband who is trying to keep your body a 10.
And fuck you again Flo. Fuck you ass to mouth and fuck you again.

Exception: that commercial with the woodchucks chucking that farmers wood. That's golden.

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 12, 2010 10:23PM

AutoGeneral Wrote:
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> Auto insurance commercials.
>
> Fuck you Flo. Show your tits or GTFO. You're not
> funny.
> Fuck you Gecko and you too, old senile Geico CEO.
>
> Fuck you General and your fucking penguin in the
> mobile home.
> Fuck you state farm guy and your insanely hot
> insurance agent who you talk over, even if she IS
> hot.
> Fuck you black Allstate guy. And fuck you white
> Allstate guy who has a awesome headband who is
> trying to keep your body a 10.
> And fuck you again Flo. Fuck you ass to mouth and
> fuck you again.
>
> Exception: that commercial with the woodchucks
> chucking that farmers wood. That's golden.


I love those woodchucks.



Don't forget the Piggy too, he rocks.


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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Date: December 12, 2010 10:41PM

I actually like the "Taco Party" version of this ad, but I don't understand this one. If being "left behind" is the problem, it seems like the guy who got the e-mail first is the "odd man out." In fact, isn't he kind of a pariah for having AT&T, since he's the only one who has it?



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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 12, 2010 10:46PM

I don't like this new Geico announcer and his big radio voice and serious ass demeanor.

But this stupid little deal here did make me chuckle.




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Going Away on Vacation TODAY.. What I Want When I RETURN..
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 12, 2010 10:54PM



Haha, just saw this one. How do we know this girls name? Is she famous for something?

She's pretty do-able.


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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Date: December 12, 2010 11:01PM

Pomplamoose is a Youtube thing. Apparently they had a few 100-thousand fans and Hyundai picked up on them. Would she be hot if you worked with her at a Giant? Yeah. But on a national ad? Not so much.

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: JDouble09 ()
Date: December 15, 2010 04:14PM

I hate those Cox ads
If that guy with the green shirt came to my door.He going to meet Mr. Winchester

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Date: December 15, 2010 04:17PM

Pomplamoose is also the name of what Graymoose leaves on "his friend" after they are done mating.


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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 15, 2010 04:32PM

lmao

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Re: Current Commercials You Hate
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