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Questions for Conie
Posted by: Q 4 Cone Bone ()
Date: December 08, 2010 07:18PM

1.) Are you really a woman?

2.) If so, are you hot?

3.) How did you find this site?

4.) How many cats do you have?

5.) Any children?

6.) What is a butt hutt?

7.) Do you have any guilty pleasures?

8.) Ever slept with a Hispanic male?

9.) If you could be an animal, what would you be?

10.) Do you read romance novels?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 08, 2010 07:24PM

11) what is so wrong about having a daughter? i know i never want one but if i had one i know i wouldnt claim she doesnt exist.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 07:46PM

Q 4 Cone Bone Wrote:
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> 1.) Are you really a woman?

Yes, most posters here know that
>
> 2.) If so, are you hot?

Yes, most poster who i've sent my pic to know that
>
> 3.) How did you find this site?

Crazy, crazy fucking story. I can't even tell part of it without betraying identities. Suffice it to say....when i found this site, i was a little crazy
>
> 4.) How many cats do you have?

I don't care for cats. I have a Scottish Terrier
>
> 5.) Any children?

yes, 3
>
> 6.) What is a butt hutt?

Where he hung my panties
>
> 7.) Do you have any guilty pleasures?

Chocolate, shoes (mostly black) and way too many Diet Cokes every day.
>
> 8.) Ever slept with a Hispanic male?

Yes
>
> 9.) If you could be an animal, what would you be?

A cougar, duh
>
> 10.) Do you read romance novels?


No

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: slutmagnet2000 ()
Date: December 08, 2010 07:48PM

12.) If you could have sex with one of the posters on Fairfax Underground, who would it be?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 07:52PM

slutmagnet2000 Wrote:
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> 12.) If you could have sex with one of the posters
> on Fairfax Underground, who would it be?


Gonads & Strife

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 08, 2010 07:53PM

What about 11?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: fluoxetine ()
Date: December 08, 2010 07:55PM

13.) Why does the phrase "He hung my panties in the butt hutt" mean? Is that a sexual reference? Is it like the pile driver?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 08:11PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> 11) what is so wrong about having a daughter? i
> know i never want one but if i had one i know i
> wouldnt claim she doesnt exist.


I denied having a daughter recently because i was feeling stalked.
I love my daughters

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 08, 2010 08:44PM

Conie Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 11) what is so wrong about having a daughter? i
> > know i never want one but if i had one i know i
> > wouldnt claim she doesnt exist.
>
>
> I denied having a daughter recently because i was
> feeling stalked.
> I love my daughters


great logic. so i dont have three daughters but i have three sons i dont mind putting at risk. brilliant! why didnt i think of this tactic when the whole world as conspiring to get me and my family? (you stay out of this Guy, i still fucking hate you)

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 08, 2010 08:51PM

Daughters are a bit more sheltered...

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:10PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 11) what is so wrong about having a daughter?
> i
> > > know i never want one but if i had one i know
> i
> > > wouldnt claim she doesnt exist.
> >
> >
> > I denied having a daughter recently because i
> was
> > feeling stalked.
> > I love my daughters
>
>
> great logic. so i dont have three daughters but i
> have three sons i dont mind putting at risk.
> brilliant! why didnt i think of this tactic when
> the whole world as conspiring to get me and my
> family? (you stay out of this Guy, i still fucking
> hate you)


You know what bb?? Fuck you!!! What the fuck did i ever do to you??!!

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:14PM

Conie Wrote:
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>
>
> You know what bb?? Fuck you!!! What the fuck did i
> ever do to you??!!


whoa, the retard got a voice all the sudden. you know what conie?? i would tell you but you would quickly forget. so i'll save my breath/fingers.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:17PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> >
> > You know what bb?? Fuck you!!! What the fuck did
> i
> > ever do to you??!!
>
>
> whoa, the retard got a voice all the sudden. you
> know what conie?? i would tell you but you would
> quickly forget. so i'll save my breath/fingers.


You know what bb?? Tell me honey. i won't forget...:)

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:22PM

I never saw a picture of you. Why Conie why??

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:26PM

I will set the record straight... I hung Conie's panties in the butt hut. I have uploaded images from the butt hut and the many females that attended. Also (#2) Conie is a hottie.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:28PM

Eli Wrote:
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> I will set the record straight... I hung Conie's
> panties in the butt hut. I have uploaded images
> from the butt hut and the many females that
> attended. Also (#2) Conie is a hottie.


lol...I LOVE YOU ELI!!!

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:29PM

Here we go again.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:30PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Here we go again.


shut up...you're just jealous

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:32PM

Jealous of what? A long winded, largely irrelevant excitation of electrons?

No. No really.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:34PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Jealous of what? A long winded, largely
> irrelevant excitation of electrons?
>
> No. No really.


Does that translate into.....Someone who's horny..

but not for you??

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Wahhhhhh ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:35PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> I never saw a picture of you. Why Conie why??


me neither. where is mine cone bone?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:50PM

Conie Wrote:
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>
>
> You know what bb?? Tell me honey. i won't
> forget...:)


thats what you said the last time i told you. case in point.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:54PM

Eli Wrote:
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> . . . . .


^^^^ the answer to question 3 ^^^^ mmm?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:58PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Eli Wrote:
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> > . . . . .
>
>
> ^^^^ the answer to question 3 ^^^^ mmm?


Linked from a google search query titled "funny liscense plates". I don't live in Virginia.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:59PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Eli Wrote:
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> > . . . . .
>
>
> ^^^^ the answer to question 3 ^^^^ mmm?


I'm not telling anyone that story so drop it bitch.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: cyberperv ()
Date: December 08, 2010 09:59PM

Eli Wrote:
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> Linked from a google search query titled "funny
> liscense plates". I don't live in Virginia.




You live in San Francisco.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:01PM

cyberperv Wrote:
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> Eli Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Linked from a google search query titled "funny
> > liscense plates". I don't live in Virginia.
>
>
>
>
> You live in San Francisco.


Wut?...you're a perv. i live in Virginia.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Train, Train ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:21PM

Conie Wrote:
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> slutmagnet2000 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 12.) If you could have sex with one of the
> posters
> > on Fairfax Underground, who would it be?
>
>
> Gonads & Strife

How about a train instead? All the male posters of FFU in one evening?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:23PM

Everybody knows that You live in Virginia, Conie. Remember when you posted how you live in a place that rhymes with Norfolk. Also let's not get into an argument involving past 'perv' activities that you've partaken in. You know which ones. :)

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:24PM

Eli Wrote:
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> Linked from a google search query titled "funny
> liscense plates". I don't live in Virginia.


huh?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:26PM

Eli Wrote:
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> Everybody knows that You live in Virginia, Conie.
> Remember when you posted how you live in a place
> that rhymes with Norfolk. Also let's not get into
> an argument involving past 'perv' activities that
> you've partaken in. You know which ones. :)


Which ones are those Eli?..:)

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:32PM

Maybe you and Eli can keep this in private messages.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:33PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Maybe you and Eli can keep this in private
> messages.


Maybe you can mind your own business

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:35PM

Conie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Maybe you and Eli can keep this in private
> > messages.
>
>
> Maybe you can mind your own business


that's the thing, nugget.
the threads are everybody's business.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:37PM

Conie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Maybe you and Eli can keep this in private
> > messages.
>
>
> Maybe you can mind your own business


sorry honey but this land aint made of milk and money. this shit is public and we are all a part of it. you both are registered users so you have the capability to PM each other. plus we ALL know you like to bomb inboxes. have day bitch, you just bean blistered!

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:37PM

themuse Wrote:
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>
> > > Maybe you and Eli can keep this in private
> > > messages.
> >
> >
> > Maybe you can mind your own business
>
>
> that's the thing, nugget.
> the threads are everybody's business.


that's the thing, nugget. the thread is everybody's business.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:40PM

Eli Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> >
> > > > Maybe you and Eli can keep this in private
> > > > messages.
> > >
> > >
> > > Maybe you can mind your own business
> >
> >
> > that's the thing, nugget.
> > the threads are everybody's business.
>
>
> that's the thing, nugget. the thread is
> everybody's business.


hey eli, wanna fuck?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:40PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Maybe you and Eli can keep this in private
> > > messages.
> >
> >
> > Maybe you can mind your own business
>
>
> that's the thing, nugget.
> the threads are everybody's business.


Learn to ignore the private jokes and such that may appear from time to time on


here themuse. Don't take it personally that you don't know what's going on.

We all have to filter stuff now and then.

Filter this one bitch.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:42PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Eli Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > > > Maybe you and Eli can keep this in
> private
> > > > > messages.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Maybe you can mind your own business
> > >
> > >
> > > that's the thing, nugget.
> > > the threads are everybody's business.
> >
> >
> > that's the thing, nugget. the thread is
> > everybody's business.
>
>
> hey eli, wanna fuck?


And stop fucking calling me Nugget you fucking dike!!

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:43PM

toe dike, it'll save your home.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:48PM

Conie Wrote:
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> And stop fucking calling me Nugget!!!
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creepyconie.jpg

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:04PM

Conie Wrote:
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>
> You know what bb?? Fuck you!!!

Conie, please don't speak to bloody in that tone of voice.

> What the fuck did I ever do to you??!!

What did you do to him, Conie?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:08PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > You know what bb?? Fuck you!!!
>
> Conie, please don't speak to bloody in that tone
> of voice.
>
> > What the fuck did I ever do to you??!!
>
> What did you do to him, Conie?


Don't mother me Alias.

don't you have some kids you need to mother instead of me?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:10PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > You know what bb?? Fuck you!!!
>
> Conie, please don't speak to bloody in that tone
> of voice.
>
> > What the fuck did I ever do to you??!!
>
> What did you do to him, Conie?


fellow grape smasher, how have you been?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:39PM

Conie, may I ask a question:

If you learned you would die in a few days, what regrets would you have? Say you were given five years more to live, could you avoid those same regrets five years hence? Please elaborate.

Thanks in advance!

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 09, 2010 12:23AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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>
> fellow grape smasher, how have you been?

i got lost in the vineyard, bloody.... but i found my way out.

i'm almost back to being me.

life is just one long lesson.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 09, 2010 12:24AM

Could you guys connect in another thread?

Thanks

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 09, 2010 12:28AM

Who started this thread?

Miz usually starts these.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 09, 2010 12:51AM

Conie Wrote:
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>
> Don't mother me Alias.
>
> don't you have some kids you need to mother
> instead of me?


Conie, I'm a peacemaker.

I'm here to help you.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 09, 2010 12:56AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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>
> >
> > Don't mother me Alias.
> >
> > don't you have some kids you need to mother
> > instead of me?
>
>
> Conie, I'm a peacemaker.
>
> I'm here to help you.


You're condescending Alias. Go away.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 09, 2010 12:58AM

Conie Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Conie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > Don't mother me Alias.
> > >
> > > don't you have some kids you need to mother
> > > instead of me?
> >
> >
> > Conie, I'm a peacemaker.
> >
> > I'm here to help you.
>
>
> You're condescending Alias. Go away.


and you wonder why nobody likes you.
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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: December 09, 2010 05:01AM

Conie Wrote:
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> slutmagnet2000 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 12.) If you could have sex with one of the
> posters
> > on Fairfax Underground, who would it be?
>
>
> Gonads & Strife


Wait...
5.jpg
what?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 09, 2010 05:09AM

Conie Wrote:
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>
> You're condescending Alias. Go away.

Could I first help you find a bra that fits?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 09, 2010 05:54AM

Wow, this thread rocks!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: *FU BallBuster* ()
Date: December 09, 2010 09:30AM

Rocks -like a sack of SWEATY BALLS !

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: December 09, 2010 10:08AM

Just one question Conie...
is anal a requirement or a luxery?

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 09, 2010 10:18AM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> Just one question Conie...
> is anal a requirement or a luxery?


neither

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 09, 2010 10:19AM

Its part of the process these days....Kinda like taking your clothes off.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 09, 2010 01:51PM

Conie's a guy pretending to be a woman. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dumb. The end.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: *Non-Fiction* ()
Date: December 09, 2010 01:59PM

Excellent read.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: December 09, 2010 05:17PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Conie's a guy pretending to be a woman. Anyone
> who thinks otherwise is dumb. The end.
That explains the aversion to anal.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 10, 2010 01:45AM

how do you get your hair so straight?
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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 10, 2010 03:24AM

Conie, what the hell? Why did I never get your picture? I thought we had something.

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Re: Questions for Conie
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: December 10, 2010 07:27AM

Great nails Conie!

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