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Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
rico suave
()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:28AM
Should I say I work for Dunder Mifflin and sell paper products or is that being an asshole?
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
Wok for the Youth in Asia
()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:31AM
Tell her you are a vending machine mechanic from Wampum, PA. You are slightly overweight yet still attractive in the face. You have a full beard but are contemplating shaving it because you are constantly getting gravy in it.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
Teh King
()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:33AM
Tell her you're a romeo pimp with a soft hand.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
rico suave
()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:39AM
shit Wok you do that remote visioning stuff cause that describes me pretty good
as for I'm a romeo pimp with soft hands does that work with the gals at the Backyard Grill?
as for I'm a romeo pimp with soft hands does that work with the gals at the Backyard Grill?
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
Teh King
()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:43AM
rico suave Wrote:
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> shit Wok you do that remote visioning stuff cause
> that describes me pretty good
>
> as for I'm a romeo pimp with soft hands does that
> work with the gals at the Backyard Grill?
Is that the Backyard Grill in Manassas or the one in Chantilly? It might work in Manassas...
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> shit Wok you do that remote visioning stuff cause
> that describes me pretty good
>
> as for I'm a romeo pimp with soft hands does that
> work with the gals at the Backyard Grill?
Is that the Backyard Grill in Manassas or the one in Chantilly? It might work in Manassas...
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:44AM
Just tell them you're a janitor. Works like a charm. Trust me.
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Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
justsayin
()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:52AM
rico suave Wrote:
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> shit Wok you do that remote visioning stuff cause
> that describes me pretty good
It's remote viewing, not remote visioning.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2010 11:54AM by justsayin.
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> shit Wok you do that remote visioning stuff cause
> that describes me pretty good
It's remote viewing, not remote visioning.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2010 11:54AM by justsayin.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: December 08, 2010 12:06PM
Tell her you haven't worked in a while, you just got out of prison.
She asks "What were you in prison for?"
You:" I killed someone who asked me where I worked"
She asks "What were you in prison for?"
You:" I killed someone who asked me where I worked"
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
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Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: December 08, 2010 12:17PM
rico suave Wrote:
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> Should I say I work for Dunder Mifflin and sell
> paper products or is that being an asshole?
Tell her you are a bank teller, because girls go for guys in Finance.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> Should I say I work for Dunder Mifflin and sell
> paper products or is that being an asshole?
Tell her you are a bank teller, because girls go for guys in Finance.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: December 08, 2010 12:25PM
Tell her you're in the Mafia.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: December 08, 2010 12:26PM
Or she can help you rob a bank...
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
*Pretty Boy Swag*
()
Date: December 08, 2010 12:31PM
Tell her you have sex with men for money, but assure her you can prove you are straight.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: December 08, 2010 12:32PM
Tell her that you've yet to meet a girl where you haven't "bottomed out".
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
496
()
Date: December 08, 2010 12:34PM
Tell her you are Art Vandelay, an importer exporter.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: December 08, 2010 01:16PM
In our old and single days, my bro and I used to go downtown and hit on the 20 somethings interns/new recruits to DC and this was LONG before it became the "in" thing to do, if you know what I mean.
Since we did not work for the government, we made ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee Growers Association. Actually, only a few people caught on to the humor of that.
Since we did not work for the government, we made ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee Growers Association. Actually, only a few people caught on to the humor of that.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
get yer game face on
()
Date: December 08, 2010 01:19PM
*Pretty Boy Swag* Wrote:
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> Tell her you have sex with men for money, but
> assure her you can prove you are straight.
aka the 'eesh' approach
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> Tell her you have sex with men for money, but
> assure her you can prove you are straight.
aka the 'eesh' approach
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 08, 2010 01:26PM
*Pretty Boy Swag* Wrote:
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> Tell her you have sex with men for money, but
> assure her you can prove you are straight.
WingNut Wrote:
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> Tell her you haven't worked in a while, you just
> got out of prison.
>
> She asks "What were you in prison for?"
>
> You:" I killed someone who asked me where I
> worked"
These are fucking awesome. I am totally using these.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> Tell her you have sex with men for money, but
> assure her you can prove you are straight.
WingNut Wrote:
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> Tell her you haven't worked in a while, you just
> got out of prison.
>
> She asks "What were you in prison for?"
>
> You:" I killed someone who asked me where I
> worked"
These are fucking awesome. I am totally using these.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 08, 2010 01:26PM
Radiophile Wrote:
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> Since we did not work for the government, we made
> ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee Growers
> Association. Actually, only a few people caught on
> to the humor of that.
I don't get it. :(
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> Since we did not work for the government, we made
> ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee Growers
> Association. Actually, only a few people caught on
> to the humor of that.
I don't get it. :(
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
Woks for Youth in Asia
()
Date: December 08, 2010 01:29PM
It is supposed to be ironic because canadians don't drink coffee, they like vegemite.
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since we did not work for the government, we
> made
> > ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee
> Growers
> > Association. Actually, only a few people caught
> on
> > to the humor of that.
>
> I don't get it. :(
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since we did not work for the government, we
> made
> > ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee
> Growers
> > Association. Actually, only a few people caught
> on
> > to the humor of that.
>
> I don't get it. :(
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: December 08, 2010 01:32PM
They drink coffee; they can't grow coffee....
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: December 08, 2010 01:52PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since we did not work for the government, we
> made
> > ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee
> Growers
> > Association. Actually, only a few people caught
> on
> > to the humor of that.
>
> I don't get it. :(
Coffee lands are those with humid warm climates.
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> Radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since we did not work for the government, we
> made
> > ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee
> Growers
> > Association. Actually, only a few people caught
> on
> > to the humor of that.
>
> I don't get it. :(
Coffee lands are those with humid warm climates.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
ratard
()
Date: December 08, 2010 02:00PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since we did not work for the government, we
> made
> > ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee
> Growers
> > Association. Actually, only a few people caught
> on
> > to the humor of that.
>
> I don't get it. :(
retard
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> Radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since we did not work for the government, we
> made
> > ourselves lobbyist for the Canadian Coffee
> Growers
> > Association. Actually, only a few people caught
> on
> > to the humor of that.
>
> I don't get it. :(
retard
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
MrMeFistBros
()
Date: December 08, 2010 02:04PM
Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
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> It is supposed to be ironic because canadians
> don't drink coffee, they like vegemite.
Vegemite is an Australian thing...
idiot.
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> It is supposed to be ironic because canadians
> don't drink coffee, they like vegemite.
Vegemite is an Australian thing...
idiot.
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 08, 2010 02:05PM
*Pretty Boy Swag* Wrote:
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> Tell her you have sex with men for money, but
> assure her you can prove you are straight.
pretty boy, have we met?
yeefuckinghaw
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> Tell her you have sex with men for money, but
> assure her you can prove you are straight.
pretty boy, have we met?
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Next a young 20 something bartendress asks what I do
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 08, 2010 02:09PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> They drink coffee; they can't grow coffee....
Ah. I googled it, and the first thing I saw was "Coffee Association of Canada." I didn't really think too hard about it; I actually thought it might have been a movie reference or something.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> They drink coffee; they can't grow coffee....
Ah. I googled it, and the first thing I saw was "Coffee Association of Canada." I didn't really think too hard about it; I actually thought it might have been a movie reference or something.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.