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Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: fairfax neighbor ()
Date: December 06, 2010 10:41AM

So over the least few weeks I have seen my neighbor going in to the back part of his backyard behind his wood pile. I am pretty sure he is squatting back there and going poop. I don't want to go over there and tell him that I know what he is doing because that is too strange. I don't want my kids to see that though! But is it legal to poop in your own backyard? I don't want to call the police unless it is illegal. This guy is really strange and I don't want to start something unless he will be punished. Thanks-

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: *Tinkle Toes* ()
Date: December 06, 2010 10:52AM

DUMBEST THREAD EVER !

Maybe the guys toilet is broke and he can't afford a plumber ?
Unless you can actually see the shit falling out of his ass, IT IS LEGAL.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: SuperDude ()
Date: December 06, 2010 11:25AM

I think it would 'depend' (get it? 'Depends', the adult diaper :), what kind of Fairfax neighborhood you live in. If it's a rich neighborhood, going to poop in one's own yard would be uncouth. If it's a poor white trash kind of a place, then what do you expect?. If you were a nice neighbor you would offer him some toilet paper.

Keep the Peace

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: backyardshatter ()
Date: December 06, 2010 11:30AM

Anyone that has to "explain" a joke sucks balls there sugardude.

I shat in me backyard all the time. What is the big deal?

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: *Dooky City* ()
Date: December 06, 2010 11:37AM

What about a poor shit-brown trash neighborhood ?

Get it, shit-brown (brown like shit) : )~

Oh that's right, this type of behavior goes right along with the usual
minority neighborhood's theme of burnt up mattresses and couches
lining up the curbs and trash blowing all over the place. With trash
everywhere as far as the eye can see, nobody would blame you for
dropping a couple turds off in the corner of a yard in a minority neighborhood.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: SuperDude ()
Date: December 06, 2010 11:38AM

backyardshatter Wrote:
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> Anyone that has to "explain" a joke sucks balls
> there sugardude.
>
> I shat in me backyard all the time. What is the
> big deal?


Sorry. Didn't mean to ruin your "joke". I thought you were a MILF looking for some compassion.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: backyardshatter ()
Date: December 06, 2010 11:42AM

SuperDude...You ruined "your" "joke" by explaining "it". "d-bag"

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: backyardshatter is a d-bag ()
Date: December 06, 2010 11:50AM

backyardshatter Wrote:
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> Anyone that has to "explain" a joke sucks balls
> there sugardude.
>
> I shat in me backyard all the time. What is the
> big deal?


Then you're probably the neighbor in question so to the OP: Yes, call the cops and let them give backyardshatter a nice wood shampoo and plug his shat hole with their billyclubs since his "shat" seems to be coming out of his fingers onto his keyboard anyway.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: December 06, 2010 12:19PM

Co. made everyone in residential areas switch to indoor plumbing back in the 50's or 60's. Shittin in the yard without an outhouse would be a zoning violation.
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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: novaguy81 ()
Date: December 06, 2010 12:31PM

Shitting in your backyard is a great way to be charged as a sex offender when someone sees you.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: rrs540 ()
Date: December 06, 2010 01:04PM

Who gives a shit? :)

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: backyardshatter ()
Date: December 06, 2010 01:17PM

a shat a day keeps the billy-clubs "away"

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Date: December 06, 2010 01:43PM

If Sarah Palin has her way, everyone will have the right to shit in their own backyard. In fact, this will be preferred after America's infrastructure decays to Third World standards on her watch.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 06, 2010 02:01PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> If Sarah Palin has her way, everyone will have the
> right to shit in their own backyard. In fact, this
> will be preferred after America's infrastructure
> decays to Third World standards on her watch.

But if Obama's socialist trend continues, who knows if we'll even be eating enough to take a solid shit. Anywhere.

Don't be a pinko. Shitting in your own yard is a celebration of American Freedom.


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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: December 06, 2010 02:48PM

One of the greatest joy's in a man's life is a wizz spot. Mine is off the side of my porch onto my neighbor's overgrown pine tree.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: curious ()
Date: December 06, 2010 03:01PM

Watch members of the tea party rally to defend the inalienable right to shit freely across our great nation. (The greatest nation ever, the best in the world, the one blessed by god.)

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: shatters paradise ()
Date: December 06, 2010 03:02PM

I love shitting outdoors. You have not experienced life if you have not deuced outside. The birds chirping, the wolves howling, the smell of your hot mess sifting thru the air.. love it. true bliss some might say.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Date: December 06, 2010 03:24PM

Face-it-America-Bears-have-more-rights-t

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Think Green ()
Date: December 06, 2010 03:32PM

Hey. It actually helps my composting.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: December 06, 2010 09:29PM

It is legal to poop in Chuck Hoffmann's backyard. I mean, his mom's backyard.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: December 07, 2010 04:55AM

Perhaps you can invite your friends over all shit in your back yard

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Making_stuff ()
Date: December 07, 2010 09:21AM

Is it legal to poop in your own back yard? Does a man shit in the woods?

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: pee pee ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:27PM

I piss in my back yard all the time. My dogs shit all over the yard too. I think you have too much time on your hands. Get a hobby!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: whiterussian ()
Date: December 08, 2010 10:39PM

Pee all you want; I hear it keeps deer and foxes away.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: December 08, 2010 11:09PM

At a minimum, I'm sure it's an unlicensed sewage disposal system.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: December 09, 2010 03:23PM

Pee is one thing, bad enough because it stinks everything up.
But poop is more substantial , attracts flies, ruins shoes,
and both ruin the lawn.
There are emergencys that would dictate a behind the house squat and a pile, but as far as an everyday occurance , pooping in the backyard would be
quite innapropriate.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: 497 ()
Date: December 09, 2010 03:46PM

I sometimes lay a steamy mess in me pants just for the hell of it.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: it wasn't me ()
Date: December 09, 2010 03:53PM

i am just guess-n here but he has booze hidden from his wife out there and he is sneaking out to sneak a nip. and by nip i don't mean a chink i ment a sip of his wiskey. cuz remember I said he had booze out there, yeah right up there and to the left a little. and someone would say I was a biggot for saying nip or chink

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: What are you teaching the children? ()
Date: December 09, 2010 07:52PM

We know someone who let his son pee in the yard while they are outside. Wow were the in-laws happy when they came to visit and saw that. The wife never knew but she does now.
PS They live in a really nice area and we found this to be so funny!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: MO Fo ()
Date: December 10, 2010 03:41PM

I actually prefer to take a shat outside in the woods. hellofalot better then shatten in your pants. dats 4sho

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: *FU InsultBot* ()
Date: December 10, 2010 04:10PM

"What are you teaching the children?' wrote :
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>"PS They live in a really nice area and we found this to be so funny!"

Know what else is funny ?

YOUR FACE !

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Better to pee on... ()
Date: December 10, 2010 05:39PM

I would let my boys pee outside since they pee all over the bathroom.
ps they are 4 and 5

At what age will they learn? After college and when they own their own place?

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Captain O Captain ()
Date: December 10, 2010 07:17PM

Of course it is legal. If a Fairfax Fire Captain can take a shit on a citizen's driveway during a barn fire and get away with it then I can take a shit in my backyard.

Yes we're serious. A Fire Captain could not hold his feces and like a two year old or like an animal just took a shit on the driveway. The only way he get caugt was when some medics were wheeling a patient down the driveway they almost stepped in it and the idiot admitted to doing it. But wait then they sent a Chief to go and take pictures of the shit.

This really happened in Clifton the end of October.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Date: December 10, 2010 07:25PM

WELL, WHEN YA GOTTA GO, YA GOTTA GO.

I WONDER HOW MANY YEARS HE WAS RISKING HIS LIFE A FIREMEN
PULLING UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLES OUT OF FIRES, LIKE YOURSELF?

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: December 10, 2010 08:56PM

I would gladly let any hero fireman poop in my backyard. I would even supply toilet paper and magazines.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Wipe it ()
Date: December 10, 2010 10:02PM

That is great news to hear they can shit all over your yaerd. Maybe you will let them take on your chest.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Date: December 10, 2010 11:23PM

Nahhhhh, we'll save the taking for your chest loser.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: December 13, 2010 05:37PM

Maybe the neighbors can get him this for Christmas.
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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: FAIRFAX_COUNTYS_MASTER_OF_METAL ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:44PM

If its your own backyard you can do whatever in the hell you want back there


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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: backyard shatter ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:53PM

I love shattin in me backyard. Havent lived this life till you drop a steamy mess on a freshly cut grass, crinkling of the leaves makes me smile.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Date: December 13, 2010 07:08PM

The sight of a steam rising from the pile on a cold day like today makes me smile.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Roger ()
Date: December 15, 2010 03:53PM

I was meeting a property owner a few years ago for business at his property. He didn't own a house on the land, but he had about 150 acres of mostly wooded property. I got to the meeting early and had to take a dump. Anyway, I walked about 200 yards into his woods and took a dump and wiped my ass with some napkins. Wouldn't you know, when I was walking around the property with the owner, he spotted the napkins and walked over to them. He crouched over my dump and looked at it intently for a few seconds. I guess he was trying to identify the dump, like it came from a bear or something, but he had to know it was human shit and probably mine. The dump was fresh and he wasn't an idiot. He didn't say anything and I didn't either. Now I'm extra careful when I drop a steamy pile on someone's property.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: FAIRFAX_COUNTYS_MASTER_OF_METAL ()
Date: December 15, 2010 05:28PM

I do not think he was too happy about you doing that on his property.


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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: dumb ass ()
Date: December 16, 2010 09:46PM

FUCK ALL YALL WE CAN PPPOP IN OUR BACKYARDS IF WE WANT TO THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY FUCKERS THIS IS AMERICA AND IF YOU WANT TO JUST DO IT. FUCK YOU NEIGHBOR FOR BEING A NOSY ASSHOLE WHY DON'T YOU STOP LOOKING AT YOUR NEIGHBOR'S POOP!!!!!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: FAIRFAX COUNTYS MASTER OF METAL ()
Date: December 17, 2010 04:26PM

Its too cold to poop outside right now dude.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Yes, hell yes ()
Date: December 17, 2010 05:19PM

If you have an outhouse.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: mandy ()
Date: December 26, 2010 11:55PM

people are nasty and stinky man!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Richard ()
Date: January 07, 2011 02:17AM

I did shat on a bench and someone else's for a pay back, he smeared faeces all over my fucking windows.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: January 07, 2011 04:49PM

Shit not lest you be shit at.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: poo poo cha choo ()
Date: January 09, 2011 06:17PM

If this is Reston, best make sure it is the right color brown or the RA will have something to say about that. I'd suggest matching your diet and digestive system to the approved palette before doing any outdoor, ahem, decorating.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: No TP ()
Date: January 09, 2011 07:28PM

I took a shit today in my backyard. It was freezing, but I really had to go. I had no problems. But I live in a very redneck area of Fairfax. it was all in all a great experiace. I would HIGHLY reccommend taking a shat in the beautiful crisp outdoors. I didnt even bother to wipe.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Boster ()
Date: January 10, 2011 12:22PM

Its called "midnight soil", after it decomposes he'll spread it in his vegetable garden. People have done that for years. Think about that though if he offers you some cucmb ers this summer.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: January 10, 2011 02:39PM

One cool thing about shitting outdoors when it's cold out is watching it steam right after it comes out.
It seems to add to the accomplishment factor...a big pile billowing smoke.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ?????????? ()
Date: January 28, 2011 08:49PM

WAS THIS ANSWERED YETTTT??? I MUST NOE!!!!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: AWW SHIT! ()
Date: January 28, 2011 08:52PM

you really dont have a life do you, stop watching you neighbor excreet waste... creep

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Mod Sqd ()
Date: January 28, 2011 09:03PM

What did you find out?


I think that it might be a 'mental illness of sometype or a Fetish.
Some people link their habits of pooping outside with sexual pleasure.
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> So over the least few weeks I have seen my
> neighbor going in to the back part of his backyard
> behind his wood pile. I am pretty sure he is
> squatting back there and going poop. I don't want
> to go over there and tell him that I know what he
> is doing because that is too strange. I don't want
> my kids to see that though! But is it legal to
> poop in your own backyard? I don't want to call
> the police unless it is illegal. This guy is
> really strange and I don't want to start something
> unless he will be punished. Thanks-

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Yuck! ()
Date: January 28, 2011 09:26PM

Even my dog looks like he feels bad when he makes a dump outside.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Whobe ()
Date: January 28, 2011 09:41PM

Hahaha, it might be because you're watching him?

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: strat ()
Date: January 30, 2011 12:19AM

Boster Wrote:
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> Its called "midnight soil", after it decomposes
> he'll spread it in his vegetable garden. People
> have done that for years. Think about that though
> if he offers you some cucmb ers this summer.


Oh man, when I was little we lived in Okinawa and they used that for fertilizer. The vegetables were enormous compared to what you'd usually expect from a cucumber, etc. I'm not exaggerating.

The downside is that you had to soak them in a dilute bleach solution before eating them.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Benz0nDubzz ()
Date: January 30, 2011 03:52PM

This thread is so stupid....
What are you like 12?
I would think yes, u can poop in your yard after all is your property you paid for it so therefore youre allowed to poop in it.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Yard Shitter ()
Date: January 30, 2011 11:33PM

Here in Centreville, everyone shits in their yard.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: joedoc ()
Date: October 24, 2011 04:17PM

Maybe he has medical issues like Pelvic Floor Prolapse that benefit from squatting rather than sitting on a toilet.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 24, 2011 04:21PM

joedoc Wrote:
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> Maybe he has medical issues like Pelvic Floor
> Prolapse that benefit from squatting rather than
> sitting on a toilet.


Was reviving this thread worth it to mention "Pelvic Floor Prolapse"?

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: curious ()
Date: October 24, 2011 05:11PM

+1 classic off topic (edit: general forum)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/24/2011 05:11PM by curious.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: NO ()
Date: October 25, 2011 01:12AM

fairfax neighbor Wrote:
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> So over the least few weeks I have seen my
> neighbor going in to the back part of his backyard
> behind his wood pile. I am pretty sure he is
> squatting back there and going poop. I don't want
> to go over there and tell him that I know what he
> is doing because that is too strange. I don't want
> my kids to see that though! But is it legal to
> poop in your own backyard? I don't want to call
> the police unless it is illegal. This guy is
> really strange and I don't want to start something
> unless he will be punished. Thanks-

No. Not legal.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ballpeinhammer ()
Date: January 24, 2013 08:32PM

I love to poo in my back yard....nothing like backing out the big brown Buick in nature!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: January 24, 2013 08:41PM

I wouldn't eat his tomatoes

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: January 25, 2013 11:23AM

They call him yuck butt, cause he don't wipe.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 25, 2013 01:05PM

"Unwiped Ass is the scourge of mankind"

----------- Albert Schweitzer

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: January 25, 2013 01:37PM

"Smokey, you been eatin corn?!..."--Eezel

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ballpeinhammer ()
Date: March 28, 2013 10:43PM

I am gonna put my kids to bed, drink some coffee(stool softener) and coil a
big steamer in the back yard ASAP!!!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: DamYankInAwe ()
Date: July 12, 2013 06:45AM

Shit in the yard up here all the time in New England. Believe me, in my mixed-urban neighborhood, that would be the very *least* of anyone's concerns including the cops.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Al Koholik ()
Date: September 28, 2013 04:30AM

I like to poop in my back yard when I get drunk. My husband usually cleans it up the next day. It always makes me feel so free!!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Janedoe ()
Date: October 05, 2013 04:46PM

OMG, I can't believe I found this thread! I wish I knew the real answer here! My neighbor is shitting in our backyard (we share one) and I've seen it and now I'm sick all the time. He's like a f'ing cat, but I don't know what to do. His bathroom works.

Damn, I'm grossed out and now i can't even used my grill anymore because of the foul smell.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ballpeinhammer ()
Date: October 15, 2013 08:37PM

Janedoe......if you can't beat'em......join'em.

Go in your backyard and let one fly!!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: October 15, 2013 09:35PM

Janedoe Wrote:
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> OMG, I can't believe I found this thread! I wish
> I knew the real answer here! My neighbor is
> shitting in our backyard (we share one) and I've
> seen it and now I'm sick all the time. He's like
> a f'ing cat, but I don't know what to do. His
> bathroom works.
>
> Damn, I'm grossed out and now i can't even used my
> grill anymore because of the foul smell.


How do you know his bathroom (Toilet) works?? Maybe he's having plumbing issues??

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: 498 ()
Date: October 15, 2013 09:49PM

Why don't you go over and soft serve him a steamer on his door step? I think he'll get the point.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ballpeinhammer ()
Date: November 12, 2013 07:51PM

Once you start shatting in the backyard there is no going back.....its an addiction!!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Sasquatch ()
Date: November 16, 2013 07:42AM

Sasquatch poos everywhere

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Jakie ()
Date: November 24, 2015 09:13PM

Grab a stick or rock an dig shallow hole, poop in it, wipe( grass or leaves works too)put wiper in hole with poop, fill hole until all is covered. Yeah he knew,yeah I'd be mad too, I bet she can't come up with any excuse that will get her invited back. Have some class! Bury it! It's proper poop etiquette (something flat landers know nothing of-see Saguaro Lake,AZ. Gross!!!!

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: if you live in your car ()
Date: November 24, 2015 09:22PM

it's OK to crap in the parking lot

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: serial scatter ()
Date: November 25, 2015 12:14AM

I'm going to go poop in the OP's yard. Hope you enjoy the free fertilizer. Hope that you don't have poison ivy back there.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ballpeinhammer ()
Date: December 07, 2015 07:47PM

I would only bury my poo in my own back yard to keep my dog from rolling around in it.....

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 07, 2015 07:52PM

It is but a portable groan throne would be best.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Date: December 07, 2015 09:21PM

If it hurts when you shit, try having sex with a woman.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: 9HuLb ()
Date: December 07, 2015 09:40PM

I've come back a couple pounds lighter after hiking old rag.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: etiquette lesson ()
Date: December 07, 2015 10:00PM

Roger Wrote:
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> I was meeting a property owner a few years ago for
> business at his property. He didn't own a house
> on the land, but he had about 150 acres of mostly
> wooded property. I got to the meeting early and
> had to take a dump. Anyway, I walked about 200
> yards into his woods and took a dump and wiped my
> ass with some napkins. Wouldn't you know, when I
> was walking around the property with the owner, he
> spotted the napkins and walked over to them. He
> crouched over my dump and looked at it intently
> for a few seconds. I guess he was trying to
> identify the dump, like it came from a bear or
> something, but he had to know it was human shit
> and probably mine. The dump was fresh and he
> wasn't an idiot. He didn't say anything and I
> didn't either. Now I'm extra careful when I drop
> a steamy pile on someone's property.

He should have knocked you out and rubbed your fucking nose in it. That is disgusting. Are you some kind of fucking moron? Even a cat or dog has enough sense to cover up its shit. Just dig a little hole or indentation with a stick or the heel of your shoe. It only takes 10 seconds to scrape away enough dirt to shit into. Then cover it up and cover up your disgusting shitty napkins. I swear to god if I ever catch anyone shitting in my woods and not burying it I will kill the motherfucker and shit on top of them. God damn fucking uncivilized motherfuckers don't know to bury or cover up their own shit. On second thought I would make you eat your own offensive shit first then I would kill your stupid ass and shit on top of you.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ballpeinhammer ()
Date: January 17, 2016 09:43PM

etiquette lesson you need to relax....wash you mouth out with soap.

Nuthin' wrong with droppin' a steamer out in the middle of a couple of hundred acres and not covering it up.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: H1-B ()
Date: January 18, 2016 11:12AM

fairfax neighbor Wrote:
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> So over the least few weeks I have seen my
> neighbor going in to the back part of his backyard
> behind his wood pile. I am pretty sure he is
> squatting back there and going poop. I don't want
> to go over there and tell him that I know what he
> is doing because that is too strange. I don't want
> my kids to see that though! But is it legal to
> poop in your own backyard? I don't want to call
> the police unless it is illegal. This guy is
> really strange and I don't want to start something
> unless he will be punished. Thanks-


Is he Indian? They still do that in India. Check if his H1-B is about to expire and if so, report his ass.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Uttar Pradesh ()
Date: January 18, 2016 11:13AM

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Chennai ()
Date: January 18, 2016 11:14AM

Maybe fewer open air shitters more recently.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ballpeinhammer ()
Date: May 27, 2017 11:40AM

Holy public poo Batman!!!

I had a pal return from China not long ago....a lot of public pissing over there as well. He said the air was absolutely filthy.

China & India.....great places to not live.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: statutes say ()
Date: May 27, 2017 05:59PM

Only if poop is used for a amendment to the soil, in other words a mulch pile. I too have a fruit/vegetable stand that I use to sell cucumbers, summer squash, tomatoes and other produce. I use human feces in the composition of the soil and also sufficient lime to neutralize the acids. Human feces when probably treated is very very rich in minerals.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ballpeinhammer ()
Date: June 08, 2017 06:17PM

!!!

Mulch.....another reason to poo outdoors. (I just do it for fun.)

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Earth is our mother ()
Date: June 08, 2017 06:47PM

statutes say Wrote:
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> Only if poop is used for a amendment to the soil,
> in other words a mulch pile. I too have a
> fruit/vegetable stand that I use to sell
> cucumbers, summer squash, tomatoes and other
> produce. I use human feces in the composition of
> the soil and also sufficient lime to neutralize
> the acids. Human feces when probably treated is
> very very rich in minerals.


Poop can also be used as a source of organic fuel when properly dried, it burns nice and blue colored. Ideal for roasting hot dogs and marshmellows

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Voted Trump ()
Date: August 24, 2018 04:10PM

What kind of pathetic human can't afford a 50$ water bill? bums pay more than that a month on booze each month... Human feces spreads disease and it has an odor, dumb 3rd world rats.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 24, 2018 04:52PM

Voted Trump Wrote:
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> What kind of pathetic human can't afford a 50$
> water bill? bums pay more than that a month on
> booze each month... Human feces spreads disease
> and it has an odor, dumb 3rd world rats.


For spics slant eyes and camel jockeys its not illegal. However if you're white you will be arrested.

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: August 24, 2018 06:21PM

Can I stop by and add to the fun?

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: ballpeinhammer ()
Date: January 10, 2019 10:46PM

Sure. The more the merrier....

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Re: Is it legal to poop in your own backyard?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 10, 2019 10:49PM

Post #100

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