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Oh Crimmus Tree

Posted by: itchy ()

Date: December 03, 2010 06:23PM

It's that time of the year, so I figured I'd write all of you cock smokers, taco benders and multicultural whateverthefuck you want to call yourselves added with Americans a song before I turn into Scrooge as the days count down.

So here goes:

Oh Crimmus Tree oh Crimmus Tree, look what dees white folks done to me.
Oh Crimmus Tree oh Crimmus Tree, it's time to make these bitches bleed.

I gots my nine, it's clip is filled, these punk ass fools I's gonna kill.

Oh Crimmus Tree oh Crimmus Tree, don't take no shit from whitey.

Murry Crimmus BITCHES!

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Re: Oh Crimmus Tree

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: December 03, 2010 06:27PM

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Re: Oh Crimmus Tree

Posted by: TheMeeper ()

Date: December 03, 2010 06:28PM

C-I-L-L my lanlord

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Re: Oh Crimmus Tree

Posted by: itchy ()

Date: December 03, 2010 06:53PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> C-I-L-L my lanlord

That's funny as shit Meep. I didn't take you for a 80's Saturday Night Live guy. This interwebs shit brings us all out. lol

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Re: Oh Crimmus Tree

Posted by: ThePackLeader ()

Date: December 04, 2010 05:50PM

That guy in the red sweater looks like he just got rear-ended by an icicle.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Oh Crimmus Tree

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: December 04, 2010 06:11PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> That guy in the red sweater looks like he just got
> rear-ended by an icicle.

and liked it

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Re: Oh Crimmus Tree

Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()

Date: December 04, 2010 06:21PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> That guy in the red sweater looks like he just got
> rear-ended by an icicle.

Looks like a young Dave Attell on extacy

either that or Dane Cook with a shaved head...sober

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Re: Oh Crimmus Tree

Posted by: bloody blisters ()

Date: December 04, 2010 06:25PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> > That guy in the red sweater looks like he just
> got
> > rear-ended by an icicle.
>
>
> Looks like a young Dave Attell on extacy
>
> either that or Dane Cook with a shaved
> head...sober

he looks more like a very skinny and slightly less gay ven diesel

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