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Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 21, 2010 07:39AM
I've been hunting the horny back toad. I've looked in *every* nook.. in many a cranny. It is no where to be found. Even on the night of the hunter, my pack mule cannot find it, though it is 'round about midnight. The scent of rank duplicity has gone cold.
IMHO, indeed, I am sorry, skippur. Do you like Italian horror flicks? Orson, Orson Orson. I ate fried yard bird today.
Maybe it has abandoned me. Maybe it has died from complications of a wounded eye. Horny back toads usually have blood in their eye. Maybe it has improved its running game. There will be blood...
I seek shelter in education with technology. It is, after all, the last refuge of a saxophone headed duck. Rats are intelligent. They can even find cheese behind a button.
Mike O'Meara is a genius... as is Meade... IMHO IMHO. IMHO, indeed.
Just give me some kind of sign girl... I'm not too into the modern jazz. I am a victim of circumstance... and a fool.
Told you that you didn't want to read this.
LYLAS.
Signatures are for fags
IMHO, indeed, I am sorry, skippur. Do you like Italian horror flicks? Orson, Orson Orson. I ate fried yard bird today.
Maybe it has abandoned me. Maybe it has died from complications of a wounded eye. Horny back toads usually have blood in their eye. Maybe it has improved its running game. There will be blood...
I seek shelter in education with technology. It is, after all, the last refuge of a saxophone headed duck. Rats are intelligent. They can even find cheese behind a button.
Mike O'Meara is a genius... as is Meade... IMHO IMHO. IMHO, indeed.
Just give me some kind of sign girl... I'm not too into the modern jazz. I am a victim of circumstance... and a fool.
Told you that you didn't want to read this.
LYLAS.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
thread mash
()
Date: November 21, 2010 08:54AM
Lots of horned toads in Texas. When I was a wee child my family drove down there ((fly? What's that?) to visit relatives and my brother and I collected a dozen or so. When we came back we sold them to a local pet store. My brother also raised mice to feed to his black rat snake - those mice KNEW how to reproduce! So much so that he sold mice to the pet store, too; one large snake was not enough to keep down the rodent population.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
..meade
()
Date: November 21, 2010 09:49AM
How do you have over 2000 veiws on a post thats from today?
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Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
anomahna
()
Date: November 21, 2010 10:40AM
Harry Tuttle
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Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 21, 2010 02:25PM
drop the chalupa.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
496
()
Date: November 21, 2010 02:36PM
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Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 21, 2010 02:38PM
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Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 21, 2010 03:01PM
I'm sure if we could look at the server logs, the IP address that belongs to that fat worthless shit chuckhoffmann has accessed this thread 27,000 times.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: November 21, 2010 05:11PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 05:11AM by chuckhoffmann.
"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 05:11AM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 21, 2010 05:55PM
eesh Wrote:
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> I'm sure if we could look at the server logs, the
> IP address that belongs to that fat worthless shit
> chuckhoffmann has accessed this thread 27,000
> times.
hey, Harry's a popular guy, what can I say? His threads are always blockbusters. He's the James Cameron of starting threads---they're few and far between, but when one does come along, it's boffo!!
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> I'm sure if we could look at the server logs, the
> IP address that belongs to that fat worthless shit
> chuckhoffmann has accessed this thread 27,000
> times.
hey, Harry's a popular guy, what can I say? His threads are always blockbusters. He's the James Cameron of starting threads---they're few and far between, but when one does come along, it's boffo!!
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 21, 2010 08:17PM
just how much time would it take to view a post 44,000+ times?
yeefuckinghaw
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/21/2010 08:18PM by themuse.
yeefuckinghaw
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/21/2010 08:18PM by themuse.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: November 21, 2010 08:24PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 05:49AM by chuckhoffmann.
"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 05:49AM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 21, 2010 08:33PM
chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> -----
> > just how much time would it take to view a post
> > 44,000+ times?
>
> It takes about 20 minutes to view a post 5000
> times, but that's only if you have a 100-1000
> millisecond randomized delay built in to prevent
> accidentally overloading the server.
>
> (The point is to increase the number of views on a
> particular thread, not crash Fairfax Underground.
> Or do you really think half a million people have
> viewed the Mike O'Meara thread in Fairfax
> General?)
There is a feature in this Phorum software that allows an admin to not only ban a person, but make it so they can't even view the pages.
Hopefully when you get inevitably banned, Cary makes it so you can't view the forum, much less be able to post.
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just how much time would it take to view a post
> > 44,000+ times?
>
> It takes about 20 minutes to view a post 5000
> times, but that's only if you have a 100-1000
> millisecond randomized delay built in to prevent
> accidentally overloading the server.
>
> (The point is to increase the number of views on a
> particular thread, not crash Fairfax Underground.
> Or do you really think half a million people have
> viewed the Mike O'Meara thread in Fairfax
> General?)
There is a feature in this Phorum software that allows an admin to not only ban a person, but make it so they can't even view the pages.
Hopefully when you get inevitably banned, Cary makes it so you can't view the forum, much less be able to post.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
anonmahna
()
Date: November 21, 2010 08:39PM
Is this Harry?
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Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: November 21, 2010 08:41PM
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 05:49AM by chuckhoffmann.
"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 05:49AM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: November 21, 2010 08:52PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 05:49AM by chuckhoffmann.
"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 05:49AM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 22, 2010 12:59AM
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: November 23, 2010 03:50PM
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 06:00AM by chuckhoffmann.
"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 06:00AM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: November 23, 2010 03:53PM
chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> It looks like over 80,000 page views give the lie
> to Harry's subject line.
>
> Somebody does want to read this.
Harry's Admin...
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> It looks like over 80,000 page views give the lie
> to Harry's subject line.
>
> Somebody does want to read this.
Harry's Admin...
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 24, 2010 02:18AM
This beacon won't die out...
MdotCdot... FAofT... Illharmonic (of the minotaur variety)...
Happy late anniversary...
Signatures are for fags
MdotCdot... FAofT... Illharmonic (of the minotaur variety)...
Happy late anniversary...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 24, 2010 02:29AM
i joust atel somel bubble gumn
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 24, 2010 02:33AM
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 24, 2010 02:58AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Was it bazooka joe?
>
> My favorite Peanuts character is Pig Pen,
> y'all...
>
i likle the blackl one..../
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> Was it bazooka joe?
>
> My favorite Peanuts character is Pig Pen,
> y'all...
>
i likle the blackl one..../
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
teri
()
Date: November 29, 2010 06:14PM
kewl
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Britdrnva~
()
Date: November 29, 2010 11:58PM
Harry's alright and all but honestly - how does this topic get 191k hits!?
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 30, 2010 12:04AM
Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Harry's alright and all but honestly - how does
> this topic get 191k hits!?
When chuckhoffmann's not looking for a job to support his daughter, he's hitting the refresh button on this thread. He thinks it is cute.
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> Harry's alright and all but honestly - how does
> this topic get 191k hits!?
When chuckhoffmann's not looking for a job to support his daughter, he's hitting the refresh button on this thread. He thinks it is cute.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: November 30, 2010 12:25AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Britdrnva~ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry's alright and all but honestly - how does
> > this topic get 191k hits!?
>
>
>
>
>
> When chuckhoffmann's not looking for a job to
> support his daughter, he's hitting the refresh
> button on this thread. He thinks it is cute.
No-in Chuckie's defense..it would take someone in Admin. here
(Harry?) to post a ridiculously high number like that.
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> Britdrnva~ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry's alright and all but honestly - how does
> > this topic get 191k hits!?
>
>
>
>
>
> When chuckhoffmann's not looking for a job to
> support his daughter, he's hitting the refresh
> button on this thread. He thinks it is cute.
No-in Chuckie's defense..it would take someone in Admin. here
(Harry?) to post a ridiculously high number like that.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 30, 2010 12:29AM
Conie Wrote:
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> No-in Chuckie's defense..it would take someone in
> Admin. here
>
> (Harry?) to post a ridiculously high number like
> that.
Are you really this stupid?
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> No-in Chuckie's defense..it would take someone in
> Admin. here
>
> (Harry?) to post a ridiculously high number like
> that.
Are you really this stupid?
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:24AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 01:44PM by chuckhoffmann.
"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 01:44PM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:32AM
Alright... Time to give up the act, eesh... The jig is up...
Conie has caught onto us... and our dastardly plan..
I sure hope there are enough life rafts on this ship for me and 167 of my alternate personalities...
eesh Wrote:
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> Are you really this stupid?
Signatures are for fags
Conie has caught onto us... and our dastardly plan..
I sure hope there are enough life rafts on this ship for me and 167 of my alternate personalities...
eesh Wrote:
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> Are you really this stupid?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Herzschlag
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:38AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I sure hope there are enough life rafts on this
> ship for me and 167 of my alternate
> personalities...
167 alt personlities? That's a conservative estimate.
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> I sure hope there are enough life rafts on this
> ship for me and 167 of my alternate
> personalities...
167 alt personlities? That's a conservative estimate.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:40AM
Those are just the ones I want to save...
BTB, Herzschlag = Harry Tuttle Alt-Pers #87
Herzschlag Wrote:
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> 167 alt personlities? That's a conservative
> estimate.
Signatures are for fags
BTB, Herzschlag = Harry Tuttle Alt-Pers #87
Herzschlag Wrote:
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> 167 alt personlities? That's a conservative
> estimate.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:43AM
Harry, what did you have for dinner tonight?
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:45AM
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:46AM
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:50AM
roast beef with mashed potatoes and grazy.,
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:53AM
That's like a two coarse meal...
You're living high on the hog these days, budddyyy...
Congrats
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> roast beef with mashed potatoes and grazy.,
Signatures are for fags
You're living high on the hog these days, budddyyy...
Congrats
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> roast beef with mashed potatoes and grazy.,
Signatures are for fags
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 30, 2010 01:57AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That's like a two coarse meal...
>
> You're living high on the hog these days,
> budddyyy...
>
> Congrats
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > roast beef with mashed potatoes and grazy.,
that's howl I dooz it, baby!!. I got 10,00o big ones coming my way in a settmlemnt.....i'm set for life, bay-bee!!!/
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> That's like a two coarse meal...
>
> You're living high on the hog these days,
> budddyyy...
>
> Congrats
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > roast beef with mashed potatoes and grazy.,
that's howl I dooz it, baby!!. I got 10,00o big ones coming my way in a settmlemnt.....i'm set for life, bay-bee!!!/
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 30, 2010 02:05AM
Ten Gs? What happened to the mill? Ten Gs will make you set for a year six months.. maybe...
I think you got swindled, bay-bee
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that's howl I dooz it, baby!!. I got 10,00o big
> ones coming my way in a settmlemnt.....i'm set for
> life, bay-bee!!!/
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2010 02:06AM by Harry Tuttle.
I think you got swindled, bay-bee
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that's howl I dooz it, baby!!. I got 10,00o big
> ones coming my way in a settmlemnt.....i'm set for
> life, bay-bee!!!/
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2010 02:06AM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: Signal Flare (Trust me, you don't want to read this)
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 30, 2010 02:15AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ten Gs? What happened to the mill? Ten Gs will
> make you set for a year six months.. maybe...
>
> I think you got swindled, bay-bee
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > that's howl I dooz it, baby!!. I got 10,00o big
> > ones coming my way in a settmlemnt.....i'm set
> for
> > life, bay-bee!!!/
thatls' how my lawayer dooz it, bay-bee!!! 300,000+ in emedical bills, 300,000 for the laeyer, 300,000 for future medical bills, plus expenses, leaves ol' Miz with a whopiing TEN THOUSANDS DOLLARS gib or take, maybe. Miz is super-excited!!!! YEAH! I head the news today, oh boy,.....
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> Ten Gs? What happened to the mill? Ten Gs will
> make you set for a year six months.. maybe...
>
> I think you got swindled, bay-bee
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > that's howl I dooz it, baby!!. I got 10,00o big
> > ones coming my way in a settmlemnt.....i'm set
> for
> > life, bay-bee!!!/
thatls' how my lawayer dooz it, bay-bee!!! 300,000+ in emedical bills, 300,000 for the laeyer, 300,000 for future medical bills, plus expenses, leaves ol' Miz with a whopiing TEN THOUSANDS DOLLARS gib or take, maybe. Miz is super-excited!!!! YEAH! I head the news today, oh boy,.....