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Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 19, 2010 08:57PM

I wood likes ta ask U FFXU folk if you thinks that Mrs Butterworth was black or white.
I thinks dat itz clear dat aunt Jemima iz a sista.
Some folks tell me dat Mrs Butterworth iz also a sista.
Mrs Butterworth looks like a white woman to me.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:07PM

Thank you for your post, eesh/496/MrMephisto.

I think Mrs Butterworth is actually Jewish.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Fox News Voter ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:08PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Thank you for your post, eesh/496/MrMephisto.
>
> I think Mrs Butterworth is actually Jewish.






MrMephisto = umpteenth eesh alt personality

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:14PM

Fox News Voter Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thank you for your post, eesh/496/MrMephisto.
> >
> > I think Mrs Butterworth is actually Jewish.
>
> MrMephisto = umpteenth eesh alt personality

You'll be hearing from my lawyers. That's slander.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:40PM

huh?
aunt jemima was mrs. buttersworth auntie.

i thought everybody knew that.
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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 20, 2010 06:36AM

themuse Wrote:
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> huh?
> aunt jemima was mrs. buttersworth auntie.
>
> i thought everybody knew that.


Now my black azz iz mo cofused than ever. Sombody sent me dis article dat says she iz a white woman.
http://thepeoplesnewsonline.com/2010/02/24/shocker-dna-test-proves-mrs-butterworth-isnt-black/


Yours in Christ
Black Adam

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Josey Wales ()
Date: November 20, 2010 08:48AM

When she has syrup in her she looks black but when empty she looks white. My guess is she is trying to pass. Maybe she has a Mariah Carey thing happening.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Dats Becuz ()
Date: November 20, 2010 12:15PM

Black Adam Wrote:
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>
> Now my black azz iz mo cofused than ever. Sombody
> sent me dis article dat says she iz a white
> woman.
> http://thepeoplesnewsonline.com/2010/02/24/shocker
> -dna-test-proves-mrs-butterworth-isnt-black/
>
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam
>

That's because the *new* Mrs. Butterworth's syrup bottles are clear. The old ones (20 years ago, or so) were dark brown. You couldn't look at the bottle and tell how much syrup you had left. Now, with the clear ones, you can tell when it's time to buy more syrup.

Then again, I've confused you even more, Black Adam. However, if I were a betting man, I'd put $100.00 down that Mrs. Butterworth is a lady of color.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: November 20, 2010 12:32PM

Josey Wales Wrote:
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> When she has syrup in her she looks black but when
> empty she looks white. My guess is she is trying
> to pass. Maybe she has a Mariah Carey thing
> happening.

I'm kinda ashamed of myself for laughing at that.

I'M A FIVE-STAR MAN!!


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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: nig ()
Date: November 20, 2010 02:24PM

Mrs. Butterworth is a nigger just like Aunt Jemima and Uncle Remus are niggers.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: November 20, 2010 04:36PM

Sounds white to me...


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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 20, 2010 09:04PM

Teh King Wrote:
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> Sounds white to me...
>
>


THANKS KING!
Dat prooves dat Mrs Buttworth was an extremley white woman


Yours in Christ
Black Adam

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Not So Fast ()
Date: November 20, 2010 09:24PM

Black Adam Wrote:
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>
> THANKS KING!
> Dat prooves dat Mrs Buttworth was an extremley
> white woman
>
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam
>

I still don't agree. Just call me, "In Denial".

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 20, 2010 10:22PM

Nah man, she's not white, she's just an Auntie Tom!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: kraft foods ()
Date: November 21, 2010 06:04AM

I case anyone cares I know for a fact that the hamburger helper hand is white. He is in fact Italian.
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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: November 21, 2010 07:52AM

I do know a couple of Catholic school educated black girls that sound white when you close your eyes...

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: What About? ()
Date: November 21, 2010 10:01AM

kraft foods Wrote:
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> I case anyone cares I know for a fact that the
> hamburger helper hand is white. He is in fact
> Italian.


How can we tell where that hand has been? Is it sanitized? As far as I know, that hand was probably pulling on some guy's pole.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 21, 2010 04:45PM

Teh King Wrote:
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> I do know a couple of Catholic school educated
> black girls that sound white when you close your
> eyes...


Yeah, it's called an "Education"!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: 70's acid Doodle ()
Date: November 21, 2010 05:07PM

Is that dude black or white or is he in black & white?
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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: kraft foods ()
Date: November 21, 2010 08:16PM

What About? Wrote:
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> kraft foods Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I case anyone cares I know for a fact that the
> > hamburger helper hand is white. He is in fact
> > Italian.
>
>
> How can we tell where that hand has been? Is it
> sanitized? As far as I know, that hand was
> probably pulling on some guy's pole.

Maybe we should refer to him as "glove" and not "hand".

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: An Original ()
Date: November 21, 2010 09:45PM

Here's a picture of an original Mrs. Butterworth bottle. As you can see, it's not clear - more of an amber color. Not clear like the new ones. Please discuss ...



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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 21, 2010 11:43PM

That's Mike Vick's mom!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 22, 2010 01:19AM

LOL!

Oh, wait... That was a joke, right?

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> That's Mike Vick's mom!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Angry Parent ()
Date: September 28, 2011 12:14PM

This is a picture of my child in her Halloween costume. You have to right to post a picture of her on here!! I have no idea how you got this but please remove it!
Thank you.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: September 28, 2011 08:23PM

Black Adam Wrote:
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> Teh King Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sounds white to me...
> >
> >
>
>
> THANKS KING!
> Dat prooves dat Mrs Buttworth was an extremley
> white woman
I I thought Black Adam was an evil Captain Marvel
>
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Spacy ()
Date: September 29, 2011 01:14AM

An Original Wrote:
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> Here's a picture of an original Mrs. Butterworth bottle.
> As you can see, it's not clear - more of an amber color.
> Not clear like the new ones.
> Please discuss ...

I think they were trying to make it look like there's more (and perhaps darker colored) syrup in the bottle. On the other hand, when I was little I always thought she was a black mammy. Oh how I love you how I love you!

These days I think she's white because of her voice.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Chris P Bacon ()
Date: June 06, 2012 08:55PM

she is white and HOT for a big girl!

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: wttg5 ()
Date: June 19, 2012 04:54AM

Spacy Wrote:
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> An Original Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here's a picture of an original Mrs. Butterworth
> bottle.
> > As you can see, it's not clear - more of an
> amber color.
> > Not clear like the new ones.
> > Please discuss ...
>
> I think they were trying to make it look like
> there's more (and perhaps darker colored) syrup in
> the bottle. On the other hand, when I was little
> I always thought she was a black mammy. Oh how
> I love you how I love you!
>
> These days I think she's white because of her
> voice.


Mrs B reminds me of Julie Wright the traffic girl. So hot and sweet!

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: wanker21 ()
Date: November 21, 2014 04:38AM

wttg5 Wrote:
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> Spacy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > An Original Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here's a picture of an original Mrs.
> Butterworth
> > bottle.
> > > As you can see, it's not clear - more of an
> > amber color.
> > > Not clear like the new ones.
> > > Please discuss ...
> >
> > I think they were trying to make it look like
> > there's more (and perhaps darker colored) syrup
> in
> > the bottle. On the other hand, when I was
> little
> > I always thought she was a black mammy. Oh
> how
> > I love you how I love you!
> >
> > These days I think she's white because of her
> > voice.
>
>
> Mrs B reminds me of Julie Wright the traffic girl.
> So hot and sweet!


Have you seen Julie Wright lately? She is looking good! Like Mrs Butterworth there is some discussion about weather Julie is a white or a black. Maybe she is a halfrican-American. Anybody know for sure?

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: wright turn ()
Date: November 21, 2014 08:39AM

Julie is white.

Mrs. Butterworth is hot!

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: LD rules ()
Date: November 21, 2014 08:14PM

Little Debbie is HOT!
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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: November 21, 2014 08:19PM

Looks like Hillary,

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: historian 4 u ()
Date: November 21, 2014 09:02PM

Today in Black History, Aunt Jemima discovered Uncle Ben's affair with Mrs Butterworth, thus splitting Black America's first power couple

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Tar Baby ()
Date: November 21, 2014 09:19PM

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice. A San Francisco treat.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 21, 2014 11:00PM

syrup.jpg

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 21, 2014 11:14PM

Syrup is so gross. I hate stickiness.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: eesh and stickiness ()
Date: November 21, 2014 11:25PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Syrup is so gross. I hate stickiness.


But you'll swallow another man's cum no problem

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: thread wrecker ()
Date: November 21, 2014 11:28PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Syrup is so gross. I hate stickiness.


You do this on every thread. Notice how every comment before yours spoke about the OP, Mrs. Butterworth's possible appearance + a few jokes.

It does not ask, "Do you like syrup?" Or, "Do you hate sticky foods?"

No one asked about your food preferences. Keep them to yourself.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: negative Nancy ()
Date: November 21, 2014 11:32PM

You have to understand eesh is a very negative person and doesn't have anything positive to say about anything, ever. If you lived his life you'd understand

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 21, 2014 11:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Syrup is so gross. I hate stickiness.


???
That's makes no sense???

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 21, 2014 11:52PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Syrup is so gross. I hate stickiness.
>
>
> ???
> That's makes no sense???



I don't like syrup, it tastes and feels.....unhealthy.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: what difference does it make ()
Date: November 21, 2014 11:54PM

you look and are unhealthy...

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Don King ()
Date: November 22, 2014 05:27AM

In the ring with the gloves on Mrs Butterworth could put the beat-down on Aunt J.

In a street fight Aunt J would have the advantage.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: tossed salad man ()
Date: November 28, 2014 03:10PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Syrup is so gross. I hate stickiness.


Some Men prefer syrup but I prefer jelly.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Indian guy ()
Date: December 30, 2016 05:28PM

Some things about her seem black while others seem white. I'm waffling.

Aunt J is a nigger.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Mrs. Butterworth is white ()
Date: December 30, 2016 05:41PM

Listen to her voice. There is no doubt whatsoever that Mrs. Butterworth is white.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTL6u-Z3jnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z45ys7oJuCA

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Indian guy ()
Date: December 30, 2016 05:48PM

Mrs. Butterworth is white Wrote:
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> Listen to her voice. There is no doubt whatsoever
> that Mrs. Butterworth is white.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTL6u-Z3jnU
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z45ys7oJuCA


She talks white because she went to Catholic school.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: ihop shopper ()
Date: December 31, 2016 06:54AM

She has pancake titties.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Flap Jack ()
Date: December 31, 2016 08:21AM

The bitch is BLACK! Just look at her. She got a hair straightener job done though.
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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: so h0ngry ()
Date: December 31, 2016 08:55AM

Flap Jack Wrote:
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> The bitch is BLACK! Just look at her. She got a
> hair straightener job done though.


She looks brown to me but I really like the look of that thick french toast.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: yule ()
Date: December 31, 2016 02:09PM

Flap Jack Wrote:
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> The bitch is BLACK! Just look at her. She got a
> hair straightener job done though.


She looks like she is from the northwest territory to me. White.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: not a fake accent ()
Date: December 31, 2016 03:13PM

That is a genuine white person's voice. Yes I too have heard black people who sound somewhat white in various parts of the country. But Mrs. Butterworth has a distinctive accent that is not simply "white" and is truly authentic and genuine. Mrs. Butterworth is the real deal: she's a whitey, honky, blue-eyed devil, horse-face, cracker. (The voice actors have always been white.)

Aunt Jemima is definitely black of course.
And furthermore real maple syrup >> Mrs. Butterworths.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: syrup guy ()
Date: December 31, 2016 03:29PM

Yes! Real maple syrup takes the top spot.

It goes like this,

1, Real maple

2, Log Cabin

3, Mrs Butterworth

4, Hungry Jack

5, Aunt Jemima

6, Store Brands

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: real maple syrup eater ()
Date: December 31, 2016 03:32PM

Why couldn't Aunt Jemima stick with pancakes and Log Cabin sick with their maple-flavored corn syrup?

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: VvHJe ()
Date: December 31, 2016 10:33PM


"This world is going to hell in a handbasket."

Is the callign card of the ME GENERATION, uttered whenever they are glossing over they are doing something they KNOW is wrong, and are using "bandwagon" technique they heard so much about in HS, to cover up their tracks which you've obviously seen or they wouldn't be talking.


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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: uncle gut ()
Date: January 01, 2017 06:55AM

This is good syrup right here, not sure if they sell it in grocery stores but they sell it at ihop.
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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: ox ()
Date: January 01, 2017 01:31PM

The first TV ads for Mrs. Butterworth's featured Cliff Arquette as "Charley Weaver". He dressed as the brand's "old lady" icon, affected an obviously falsetto voice, and continued to sport his mustache.

From Wikipedia...so Mrs. Butterworth is a man?

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: syrup guy ()
Date: January 01, 2017 02:53PM

Mrs Butterworth sounds black as the ace of spades in this vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx4l3v_SCTI

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: pointed stick ()
Date: June 03, 2017 04:57PM

Mrs Butterworth is black. She is on food stamps too.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Jayhawker ()
Date: June 03, 2017 09:30PM

Josey Wales Wrote:
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>
> Maybe she has a Mariah Carey thing
> happening.


Mariah has a REALLY nice rack, especially when you consider she's 47.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Dr. T. Y. Sanchez ()
Date: June 03, 2017 09:41PM

Use real maple syrup. All the other stuff is sugar and chemicals.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Mrs Butterworth nude! ()
Date: June 03, 2017 09:56PM

Or, Mrs. Bootyworth.
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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: breakfast man ()
Date: June 04, 2017 05:50AM

Mrs Butterworth nude! Wrote:
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> Or, Mrs. Bootyworth.


Now that is how you cook your Jimmy Dean.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Breakfast time ()
Date: November 30, 2021 05:03PM

Indian guy Wrote:
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> Some things about her seem black while others seem
> white. I'm waffling.
>
> Aunt J is a nigger.


I see what you did there.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: As a matter of fact... ()
Date: November 30, 2021 05:45PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Thank you for your post, eesh/496/MrMephisto.
>
> I think Mrs Butterworth is actually Jewish.


WOW...a side-by-side comparison with a Jew shows an uncanny similarity.
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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: pancake man ()
Date: December 01, 2021 04:56AM

As a matter of fact... Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thank you for your post, eesh/496/MrMephisto.
> >
> > I think Mrs Butterworth is actually Jewish.
>
>
> WOW...a side-by-side comparison with a Jew shows
> an uncanny similarity.

yes, and she is white.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Mr Blackman ()
Date: December 04, 2021 08:50AM

I say she is black.

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Re: Mrs Butterworth
Posted by: Amanda Comeon ()
Date: May 06, 2023 04:08PM

I vote for white.

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