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Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 30, 2007 11:39PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 12:00AM

I would also like to add that TRICKIE is your best poaster @ this site.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: pyramids17 ()
Date: August 31, 2007 12:12AM

stay.

does TRICKIE give good brain?

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: SaMiViMa ()
Date: August 31, 2007 12:14AM

Why not....

Stay.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 12:34AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: August 31, 2007 03:51AM

Please go

Oh yeah... who the hell are you anyways?

EoM



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: August 31, 2007 03:55AM

Go ahead and leave. Your verbose diatribes reflect the true self deprication and loathing you have for yourself. Besides, can you say boring and pointless?

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: hmm ()
Date: August 31, 2007 08:03AM

Are you moving to Idaho to help re-elect Craig?

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: August 31, 2007 09:14AM

LOL!!!!!

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: August 31, 2007 10:10AM

Beat it already dimwit. By the way, its POSTER, not poaster.

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Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 10:37AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:01AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:04AM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> I hate to be so dramatic, but I'm thinking about
> leaving FU.

The world's smallest violin, played by Mr.John Smiley



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:04AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:09AM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> But at least inkahootz gave a vaild reason though,
> she thought my verbose diatribes reflect the true
> self deprication and loathing I have for yourself
> -- which has truth to it. So this cunt is
> semi-intelligent I guess.

You should get on IRC before you leave...
\...so that I can personally tell you that NO-ONE GIVES A FUCK!\

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:19AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:20AM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Joe, you're not one of the bad ones here. You have
> an actual sense of humor versus the majority of
> these vapid minivan drivers

What do you drive?

FU IRC



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:23AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:25AM

What kind of lexus?



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:27AM

Please leave now. Thank you and have a nice day! :-)

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:28AM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> Please leave now. Thank you and have a nice day!
> :-)

:( But I want to know what car he drives.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:32AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:35AM

300hp... pretty good for a V6. But it's still a sedan... but at least its RWD. What speed does it top out at?



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:39AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:40AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: stinkypoon ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:40AM

EJ, weren't you supposed to be leaving? I didn't even recognize your name and you're announcing in dramatic fashion that you don't like this site. Please, leave, fuck off, and never come back.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:41AM

Just because its AWD doesn't mean you should go any faster when it's snowing out. It's only a Toyota anyway. You should have gotten a used corvette Z06 instead.



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:45AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:46AM

I vote stay.. but your stories need more comedic filling?

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:48AM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> (all squares that will be pwned severely if I
> stay)

Oh please... just because you suffer from SPS doesn't mean you have to come here and pretend that you are badass because you are going to "pwn" people on a fucking online forum.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:50AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:51AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:53AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:54AM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Its actually APD
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_
> disorder

Does your doctor give you medicine for that? I guess that's why you post on this forum, because you are shy around people because of your APD.



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:57AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 11:58AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 12:00PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: August 31, 2007 12:12PM

Can you get me some Desoxyn? Narcolepsy is a bitch....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 12:27PM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> I lost my job 1 month ago and am stuck with
> payments on a 2007 Lexus and a $3,000 dollar a
> month apartment.

Just buy a house with a nice adjustable rate mortgage and then pay for the car with a home-equity loan. Make sure it's below prime though, that means its a great deal!

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: August 31, 2007 12:29PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> Go ahead and leave. Your verbose diatribes reflect
> the true self deprication and loathing you have
> for yourself. Besides, can you say boring and
> pointless?

agreed

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 01:05PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: August 31, 2007 01:09PM

Will you just go already! You said you were gone like 20 posts ago.

EoM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 01:14PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: August 31, 2007 01:27PM

We are all just feeding into his narcissistic self induced ego boost. He loves being the topic of an ongoing thread. So much so, that he is probably jerking it right now!

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: August 31, 2007 01:29PM

Wow you just proved that you are in fact the only moron on this site. What a loser you come on here and created this topic just to start some drama so you can feel better about your small penis and your crappy life.

And surprise surprise we did not want you to stick around so now you are going to cry about it. HA HA HA HA

Loser.

EoM



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: August 31, 2007 02:14PM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> stinkypoon, i probably will be leaving but also
> wanted to use this thread as a means to determine
> who to put on my "who to pwn" list should I decide
> to stay. And congratulations, you just made the
> cut, faggot.
>
> stinkypoon
> genevieve
> 496
> inkahootz
> (all squares that will be pwned severely if I
> stay)


In case you are still around Expensive Jeans, I want to be on the above list. I can't stand your posts and if you write them for entertainment purposes, then you have FAILED!

In addition, I do not believe that you have a $3000.00 month apartment or drive a lexus (or any car for that matter).

If you have sense at all, you would OWN a home rather than throwing 3K out of the window every month on rent!

You tried to make us believe that you are intelligent and have money - and you have proven just the opposite. I personally believe that you are one of the biggest losers to ever visit this forum!

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: August 31, 2007 02:17PM

Agreed

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 02:35PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: August 31, 2007 02:40PM

hahahahah

I too am lookin out at the DC, Maryland, Skyline, Old Town, Crystal City and the Pentagon on the top floor of a apartment complex. I leave out the word "luxury" cause its a nice building I live in but there is no need for that. So whats the big deal?

The difference is I don't have my 2 inch wee in my hand jacking to gay porn. hahahah

Moron.

Oh yeah add me to your lamer list.

EoM



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Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 02:43PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: August 31, 2007 02:56PM

Thats cause there seem to be a lot of folks on here who try to make up for their small ones.

EoM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 02:58PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: August 31, 2007 03:01PM

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EoM



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 31, 2007 03:41PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: August 31, 2007 03:55PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 03:58PM

i went into IRC but nobody was there

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: August 31, 2007 04:05PM

Thats cause no one wants to talk to you.

EoM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 31, 2007 04:12PM

it was per request, "G-Man"

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: hmm ()
Date: August 31, 2007 04:24PM

How come I didnt make the list?

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: mikumsmukim ()
Date: August 31, 2007 05:05PM

put me on your stupid list too, EJ. you're inane posts about yourself are a bore. you have nothing to say other than recounting your lame nights out with your queer friends and boasting about your alleged lexus.

i put the over/under on your weight at 295. i'm sure you are bald. i bet viagra doesn't work half as well for you as does one of your self serving diatribes. go f yourself.

and i don't think you have the self control to leave this board. you might hang up the EJ, but you'll come back as Bighog69, lexus07, cockringlover or something else.

eat one

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 31, 2007 05:25PM

leave or dont leave, dont post about it, this isnt your blog.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: ya ()
Date: August 31, 2007 10:46PM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> This will be my last “thread” technically but I
> must come back to this shit-hole to address you
> pathetic low-lives.
>
> “I can't stand your posts and if you write them
> for entertainment purposes, then you have
> FAILED!”
>
> Why else would I create this boring literary
> clichéd garbage? Do you think I publish this shit
> or something? Of course I do it for fun. I don’t
> have a job, what else is there to do. But, you
> probably are that dumb to think that.
>
> You don’t believe I have a 3 thousand dollar a
> month apartment or drive a Lexus either, huh? Well
> I don’t really give a fuck. I’m sitting on a
> leather fucking couch right now staring straight
> into DC, Maryland, Skyline, Old Town, Crystal City
> and the Pentagon on the top floor of a luxury
> apartment complex. My car keys are right next to
> me too. I’ll post a picture if that will satisfy
> you, dick puppet.
>
> And you want me to add you to the list of the
> “pwned” or soon to be pwned? I sure will, Tia2, I
> sure will. In fact I will take care of you first.
>
> Tia2 solicited me via PM to obtain my phone number
> because she wanted to talk to me and “hear my
> voice”. I denied her advances. She can post a
> doctored PM chain but I will post screen shots.
>
> Anyway
>
> stinkypoon
> genevieve
> 496
> inkahootz
> Tia2 (pwned)
>
> you people are so pathetic and dull

Even though Expensive Jeans is a waste of nut juice with no life, he does have a point. Those posters are a couple of douche bags. Add pgens, Washingtonlocian to that list and you got yourself the FU Circle Jerk Friends for Life

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: pyramids17 ()
Date: September 01, 2007 12:42AM

Tia2 Wrote:
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> I can't stand your
> posts and if you write them for entertainment
> purposes, then you have FAILED!

You are retarded. You have no sense of humor and if Expensive Jeans makes you that angry, there is something wrong with you. Most of you have some anger/tension to deal with in a serious manner but decide to release it on a message board. Lighten up, and I hope God has mercy on your souls. Expenisve Jeans is cool.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: TRICKIE ()
Date: September 01, 2007 12:54AM

Hello Expensive Jeans,

First of all, I was not happy at all with your post to Genevieve. She is one of the nicest people on this entire board and she also loves animals. To call her names is unacceptable. You were particularly thoughtless to her just because her vote was a "no." Tia is also a very nice poster and she adds much to this board. I enjoy having other women here here do not go around talking about homos, the size of their privacy parts, drugs and speeding the way the guys do. Also I believe Inkahootz is a male not a she.

Now thank you for your kind words about me. I am defi9nitely in the age group you cited and I am also a retired teacher. Since I spent so much time with teenagers, I do tend to know their styles and preferences. I also know that those are subject to change by the minute. My own son is now 23 but I can say that his teen years were rocky indeed and he almost sent me over the edge. Luckily, he is just now beginning to become more civilized and I can also say that we are now becoming good friends instead of adversaries.

I do love your stories but the latter ones have been a little too X rated for my taste. I am also sorry to hear that you are in financial straits. Perhaps you can sell the Lexus and move to a less expensive apartment. I would also have your meds re-evaluated by your mental health professional. I am not a pharmacist but it seems to be an odd mixture of drugs that you are currently taking. Perhaps some tweaking is in order so you do not seem so angry. But do keep up with your writing. I think it's entertainning. And it's something you are good at ans that you enjoy.

Finally thanks for the tips on finding Keihl's products. My nephew ( who is gay!!!) just sent me some samples of Bliss products. He is a fashion stylist in Miami and he gets many things either at cost or free. He recently did a bathing suit shoot for a magazine and they put him up at Little Dix Bay down in the Virgin Islands. They had Bliss in the bathrooms there for use by the hotel guests.

Anyway, I have not seen your post until today so I hope that you have not decided yet to totally abandon Fairfax Underground.Perhaps a solid night's sleep will put things into perspective. try some exercise. That will create endorphins to elevate your mood naturally without the use of drugs. Who knows? You might meet some really nice girl on a trail and you can abandon the dangerous pattern of going to a gin joint to meet a date. Or you could also try going to church.

Whatever you decide, I wish you luck. I hope that you decide to stay and continue to entertain us with your writing.

Hugs, Trickie

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: September 01, 2007 01:05AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: ya ()
Date: September 01, 2007 01:15AM

Wow, how did I ever leave out your name?

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: ay ()
Date: September 01, 2007 01:16AM

TRICKIE Wrote:
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> Hello Expensive Jeans,
> I enjoy
> having other women here here do not go around
> talking about homos, the size of their privacy
> parts, drugs and speeding the way the guys do.
> Also I believe Inkahootz is a male not a she.
>

I believe you are mistaken. Inkahootz has both male and female parts, also known as a "He-She"

I also enjoy talking about the size of my privacy parts, drugs and speeding.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: September 01, 2007 01:22AM

Ya is gay, but I am not that way!!!! Sounds like a limerick doesn't it? Ya,EJ, Meade, and his bf + the 10 cats should all move in together in Pimmit Hills.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 01, 2007 02:55AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 01, 2007 02:59AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 01, 2007 03:35AM

Also...

peace and jeans to pyramids17 (sp)...

one of the better posters on this site aside from TRICKIE.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 01, 2007 03:48AM

Ime.



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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 01, 2007 03:50AM

Please excuse my spelling and grammatical errors in the post above.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 01, 2007 08:54AM

Man, the purpose of this whole thread is mind-boggling

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Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 01, 2007 10:28AM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: September 01, 2007 10:40AM

Whatever...we've heard this crap before! EJ is like syphillis...he just keeps coming back!!!!

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: joe ()
Date: September 01, 2007 02:26PM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Girls always look so pretty dressed up for
> church.

OMG! Pedophile alert!

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: SenCraig ()
Date: September 01, 2007 03:11PM

"If there are any "creeps" on this board and you want to form a "group" let me know via this thread no homo"

You mean like a circle jerk? Count me in EJ!! Will we meet at Dulles or National?

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: No ()
Date: September 01, 2007 06:11PM

He meant he wants to name a bathroom stall to meet at.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: mikumsmukim ()
Date: September 01, 2007 08:05PM

what was the big idea with your first post EJ? the cyan/black/red screen trickery. did you think that would impress people, or be scared of your programming power? that was a poor introduction. you keep referring to "pwning" people;i guess i'm not enough of a dork to know what that is.

fu is not looking for a master message boarder. this site is for mortals.

you write blogs here on fu describing what a reflective human you are. quips about giving 5 dollar bills to homeless guys. in the next post you'll quote yourself making tacky jokes about the size of bartenders breasts, drinking rail whiskey and wearing tropical shirts.....i think you are describing a caricature of
yourself. truth is stranger that fiction, your overdramatic accounts make you lose any creditability as an interesting person.

if you want people to stop hating you, quit throwing in the little details eg.lexus, penthouse, canali etc. i make a great living, but don't proclaim it.

does your income define you?

sorry this is my 2nd post, EJ just pisses me off.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans. ()
Date: September 02, 2007 01:54AM

man, i know. Im so queer

i think i'm really leaving this time. i was so drunk last night after i got home that i literally had no recollection of making my above post at all, I do however remember taking it right in the rectum.

drunk boarding is bad news,

anyways, its been fun, Meade pounding my butt cheeks most of all.

FTB...P

(Fuck this Board...Peace)

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: September 02, 2007 03:35AM

FYT

Know what that stands for?

EoM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expanding Jeans ()
Date: September 02, 2007 01:11PM

I will miss you EJ, I really dont want you to leave my behind,

Meade

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 02, 2007 01:56PM

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans. ()
Date: September 02, 2007 02:06PM

Just real quick, I need to address someone, My boyfriend Meade Skelton, my gay lover.

"what was the big idea with your first post EJ? Did you really stick it in my ass? the cyan/black/red screen trickery. did you think that would impress people, or be scared of your programming power? Or did you want to stick it in my ass, thats how I like it.

I didn't do that. Why would I want to ruin my first post by making it so no one could read it? I dont know, maybe im just such a cocksucker it just sounded like a good idea. It was actually Joe, and that was noted by him, in the very thread. I would go on to explain to you what "pwning" is with hands-on, first hand experience but you seem to take poor attention to detail and I am afraid I would waste several minutes of my life typing a post that would fly way over your head. Meaning you would be not in the mental capacity to understand or decipher it's humor. By the way I love Fairfax Cop Cock.

"tacky jokes about the size of bartenders breasts" I dont like breasts I love dick.

You didn't read the story or understand it correctly. That attempted "tacky joke" does not exist in the context you have presented it. I always like to do thorough research and get my facts completely in line before launching an attack on another boarder. I suggest you do the same. I also suggest you placing your penis inside my ass cheeks and penetrating me like a FCPD Cop.

As I have mentioned, this will be my last "thread". Maybe not my last "post" but this is the last thread I will be participating in. Definetly not the last time I suck some cock.

When you let it die, as will I. Or have your moderator, here, Cary, IP ban me. I really don't care. But Id like to die with a man inside of me before I go.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans. ()
Date: September 02, 2007 02:07PM

Whoever wrote that is an imposter. I am the real expensive creams. I love penis and this is the last topic I post in. I will however continue to post in the Meade Skelton threads because Im his number 1 cock sucking fan.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 02, 2007 02:22PM

k



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/02/2009 05:53PM by Expensive Jeans.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expansive Jeans ()
Date: September 02, 2007 02:40PM

Me and Meade take speed
and make our asses bleed!

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans. ()
Date: September 02, 2007 02:42PM

I love rolling around in FCPD Pig Shit. I also love to eat shit. Let me tell you another story since I love to write them while Meade is pounding my cheeks.

One time I looked outside my high raise and Meade was standing there and he was playing his song...so I ran downstairs and gave him big wet sloppy kiss on his ass and then we moved to Richmond and lived gay ever after.

The end.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expansive Jeans ()
Date: September 02, 2007 02:48PM

I like big cocks and I cannnot lie...
I suck meade until he's dry...

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: pyramids17 ()
Date: September 02, 2007 06:40PM

"Expansive Jeans" and "Expensive Jeans." = same person. Someone has WAY too much time on their hands.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: pyramids17. ()
Date: September 02, 2007 10:56PM

"Expansive Jeans" and "Expensive Jeans." = same
person. Someone has WAY too much time on their
hands. Me? I only keep my hands on watcher's penis all the time. I love penis. I build pyramids out of them.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans. ()
Date: September 02, 2007 10:58PM

I am actually going to laugh when Expansive Jeans reads this tomorrow or tonight. Because whoever it is knows we are not one in the same. So maybe all your little analyizing proves you are the one with to much time asshole. Any proof dickhead?

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expansive Jeans ()
Date: September 02, 2007 11:18PM

He is right, we are not the same person. But here is something that is going to throw you guys for a loop. I believe EJ=Ya. They both post their lame ass list of five people they don't like and make references to the FU fellowship of fags etc. Plus, while EJ was going strong, Ya was no where to be found on this site, until we all started ragging on EJ and then Ya suddenly appeared to defend him and say he was a cool guy. Why would Ya come to EJ's rescue and defend his reputation and attempt to add an ounce of credibility to him? Because Ya and EJ are one and the same.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: ya ()
Date: September 03, 2007 01:41AM

Ok you got me .......?

In your mom's bedroom


and I had a candlestick with me also.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: ya ()
Date: September 03, 2007 01:42AM

Oh ya I was banned asshole, I wasn't off pretending to be that creepy story telling freak

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 03, 2007 02:04AM

The next time I see a fireman carrying a boot collecting money for retarded people, I will remember this thread, and I will put money into that boot.

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 03, 2007 02:05AM

yes it would be safe to put that theory to rest

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: ) ()
Date: September 03, 2007 02:26AM

I vote leave. so leave

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Re: Thinking about leaving FU
Posted by: Real EJ ()
Date: September 03, 2007 01:11PM

Need to be a registered user to vote. So, sorry, )

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