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Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 06, 2010 07:04AM

Las nite tha FC popo writs me a ticket fo distracted drivin. I waz on telegraph near route 1 when da boyz in blue profiled my azz an pulles my stang over. FCPD are some punkass bitches IMHO. So I gots me a laptop set up in my ride, so do they!


Yours in Christ
Black Adam
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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Road watcher ()
Date: November 06, 2010 08:47AM

If you had the laptop surfing a mapping site you would have been in good shape. It is illegal to surf in general or watch videos, though. At least in Virginia, that is.

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 06, 2010 09:24AM

I'm feeling that Predator Tuner!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: T2T ()
Date: November 06, 2010 09:30AM

Is that a radar detector on your dash (with the red LEDs)? If so, you're lucky he didn't pop you for that, too.

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: November 06, 2010 04:56PM

Was thinking the same thing - looks like a radar detector and they would have fined you for it.

Cool looking set-up in your car Black Adam.

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:28PM

the laptop looks like it's suspended in air.

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:41PM

Dat pitcha iz over a year old. I set dat birddawg up on tha dash jus fo tha pitcha. I keeps dat birddawg unda wraps in Virginia an DC.

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 06, 2010 06:12PM

the pic of the interior of that car is the exact image i have of a sopisticated serial killer's car.
are you a sopisticated serial killer, black?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 06, 2010 07:36PM

themuse Wrote:
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> the pic of the interior of that car is the exact
> image i have of a sopisticated serial killer's
> car.
> are you a sopisticated serial killer, black?


cereal killer? Hommie dont go dere.
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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: SO 5 minutes ago ()
Date: November 06, 2010 07:43PM

themuse Wrote:
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> the pic of the interior of that car is the exact
> image i have of a sopisticated serial killer's
> car.
> are you a sopisticated serial killer, black?


Pretending to be a woman on ffxu is so last year for eesh...he's now pretending to be an online nigger like Harry Tuttle and WTL ( in hopes that the 'girls' shemales on here will fall for his big dick ruse).

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 06, 2010 07:52PM

ITs jus me dawg. I waz lurkin fo years now i iz tryin ta understand the white folk. Fairfax Va is jus about da whitest place in da world. I iz here fo so edumocation. Som day I hopes ta be Mighty Adam.


Yours in Christ
Black Adam
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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: lulzzzz ()
Date: November 06, 2010 07:54PM

Black Adam Wrote:
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> ITs jus me dawg. I waz lurkin fo years now i iz
> tryin ta understand the white folk. Fairfax Va is
> jus about da whitest place in da world. I iz here
> fo so edumocation. Som day I hopes ta be Mighty
> Adam.
>
>
> Yours in Christ
> Black Adam


Whatever u say,'mighty' eesh...why don't you go play with MeFisto's 'shake weight'.

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Oh ()
Date: November 06, 2010 08:01PM

If you be ridin in mi ride them white folk be levin yo ass alone
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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 06, 2010 08:03PM

YO YO
check my vid

Yours in Christ
Black Adam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBnEbBAOuWI&feature=fvw

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: November 06, 2010 08:07PM

Oh Wrote:
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> If you be ridin in mi ride them white folk be
> levin yo ass alone


tru dat
I likes you Oh
I voted fo yo twice

Yours in Christ
Black Adam

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 06, 2010 08:39PM

SO 5 minutes ago Wrote:
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> Pretending to be a woman on ffxu is so last year
> for eesh...he's now pretending to be an online
> nigger like Harry Tuttle and WTL ( in hopes that
> the 'girls' shemales on here will fall for his big
> dick ruse).


whatever you say, so.
go wipe your ass on the carpet.
your shit stinks.
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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 06, 2010 10:16PM

themuse Wrote:
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> SO 5 minutes ago Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pretending to be a woman on ffxu is so last
> year
> > for eesh...he's now pretending to be an online
> > nigger like Harry Tuttle and WTL ( in hopes
> that
> > the 'girls' shemales on here will fall for his
> big
> > dick ruse).
>
>
> whatever you say, so.
> go wipe your ass on the carpet.
> your shit stinks.


You're not a real girl/woman talking like that muse.

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 06, 2010 10:23PM

Conie Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > SO 5 minutes ago Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Pretending to be a woman on ffxu is so last
> > year
> > > for eesh...he's now pretending to be an
> online
> > > nigger like Harry Tuttle and WTL ( in hopes
> > that
> > > the 'girls' shemales on here will fall for
> his
> > big
> > > dick ruse).
> >
> >
> > whatever you say, so.
> > go wipe your ass on the carpet.
> > your shit stinks.
>
>
> You're not a real girl/woman talking like that
> muse.


aw, nugget, you caught me.
now bend over while i insert this up your rectum:
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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: November 06, 2010 11:05PM

Does it matter if themuse is a girl or a guy? She has a scatological humour to her if anything.

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 06, 2010 11:06PM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Does it matter if themuse is a girl or a guy? She
> has a scatological humour to her if anything.


brit's back!
good evening, doctor.
how've you been?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: November 06, 2010 11:10PM

Very well, worked hard this week, about to head out now - work hard...play hard =)...yourself?

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 06, 2010 11:19PM

Get a room you guys..jeez

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 06, 2010 11:39PM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Does it matter if themuse is a girl or a guy? She
> has a scatological humour to her if anything.

Not at all!

All doctors know... there is nothing funnier than defecation, urination, flatulence and vomiting.

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Re: Busted fo distracted drivin
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 07, 2010 12:46AM

themuse Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > SO 5 minutes ago Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Pretending to be a woman on ffxu is so last
> > > year
> > > > for eesh...he's now pretending to be an
> > online
> > > > nigger like Harry Tuttle and WTL ( in hopes
> > > that
> > > > the 'girls' shemales on here will fall for
> > his
> > > big
> > > > dick ruse).
> > >
> > >
> > > whatever you say, so.
> > > go wipe your ass on the carpet.
> > > your shit stinks.
> >
> >
> > You're not a real girl/woman talking like that
> > muse.
>
>
> aw, nugget, you caught me.
> now bend over while i insert this up your rectum:


What a fucking dike

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