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Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 21, 2007 06:16PM

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Homosexual Jans ()
Date: August 21, 2007 08:30PM

Went to a bar called "the Corn Hole" in Dupont last night with a few colleagues. We had heard this was a gay bar, and we were there to either pitch or catch.
I took a coupla high hard ones in the rectum and called it a night

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 21, 2007 08:33PM

LOL, you're a good sport.

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: pyramids17 ()
Date: August 21, 2007 09:21PM

That was the best story yet because of the imagery/detail. Write one where you get shitfaced without planning to, and the adventure surrounding that.

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 21, 2007 11:31PM

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Cornholio Jeans ()
Date: August 22, 2007 12:27AM

I stopped to talk with the only half way decent broad in this rat hole. A beautiful girl by the name of Carolina (pronounced Caroleeena). She worked an entry-level job at the department treasury and had just moved to Woodley Park. I got her phone number. She also informed me she had a boyfriend and I said "your boyfriend is lucky". She was out celebrating the birthday of her shy friend whom I didn’t say a word to.
I later took Carolina home and found out she was a he. I was not disappointed at all. I suggested "she" call her boyfriend and set up a 3way.
To be continued..........

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 22, 2007 12:41AM

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 22, 2007 12:48AM

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Cornholio Jeans ()
Date: August 22, 2007 09:14PM

We have began the information sharing process. She is a pleasant and wonderful girl I hope to keep in touch with in the months to come.
If not -- I will keep an eye on her. From a distance of course. I will monitor her day to day activity and who she maintains contact with. If it is another male, I will formulate a plan to remove him from the (this) equation.

I think in Virginia they call that stalking.

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 27, 2007 04:50PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2009 09:26AM by Expensive Jeans.

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Cornholio Jeans ()
Date: August 27, 2007 08:20PM

You call yourself Expensive Jeans and you question if I am masculine?

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 27, 2007 08:56PM

it's my schtick

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Cornholio Jeans ()
Date: August 27, 2007 10:22PM

I got to tell you, I think you are really Meade. Just too similar telling a story that goes nowhere and slinking around after women.

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: August 27, 2007 10:27PM

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 27, 2007 10:37PM

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: August 30, 2007 12:49PM

lmao meeper

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Mana ()
Date: September 11, 2007 08:51PM

that was an incredibly weird story, like it was some sort of hannah barbara cartoon. I was waiting for you to bring up the part where the anvil drops on your head and betty boop blows you a kiss

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 11, 2007 09:05PM

thank you. it was only meant to be a silly story

i did goto that bar that night and just slightly embellished a few of the events

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: ? ()
Date: September 11, 2007 10:45PM

a coconut?

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 11, 2007 10:50PM

idgi

tdig

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: )_ ()
Date: September 11, 2007 11:18PM

DId you suck some dick at the bar EJ? Yes I already know, dont bother ansering cock sucker.

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 11, 2007 11:25PM

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: September 11, 2007 11:29PM

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: )_ ()
Date: September 12, 2007 12:26AM

Posted by: Expensive Jeans (IP Logged)
Date: August 30, 2007 11:39PM

I hate to be so dramatic, but I'm thinking about leaving FU. I just don't think this is the place for me.



Soooo....get the fuck out

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: lyle j. ()
Date: September 12, 2007 07:37AM

I am kind of new to FU..been reading alot of post over the last month and I had E.J. as being a female...oops...sorry!

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Re: Went to some bar in DC last night
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: September 12, 2007 02:12PM

lyle j. Wrote:
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> I am kind of new to FU..been reading alot of post
> over the last month and I had E.J. as being a
> female...oops...sorry!


just so you know, his stories are fiction.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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