A few weeks ago while visiting friends, who have a log cabin in the mountains, I was sitting outside enjoying the fire, sipping a glass a wine and gazing at the stars. Suddenly, I noticed something lumpy in my mouth so I reached in and pulled out that disgusting moth sitting there in the picture, next to my glass. It was horrible.

It reminded me of the time I went outside late at night looking for my cat. I was wearing a nightgown, wandering around in the bushes saying, "Lilly, where's my baby, come to Mommy, where's my kitten, where's my little pussy cat?" and so on, when one of those gigantic beetles flew down the front of my nightgown and was buzzing and flopping around all over me.

I COMPLETELY freaked out... screaming and pulling off my nightgown. Then, while running around like a lunatic, the sprinkler system came on. So, at 2 O'clock in the morning, I'm naked in my front yard, screaming and running through the sprinklers.

I was concerned about attending the next social event.
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Aw come on, don't tease us like that.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

Oh, man, Alias, I know exactly what you mean.

This one time, I was at a picnic, and there were bees EVERYWHERE. I hate bees after a nasty incident with them when I was a kid. The screams. Oh god, the screams. But I digress.

Anyway, I was at a picnic, and there were bees EVERYWHERE. I kept looking at them like, "You'd better not sting me, bee, or I'll be so mad, you don't even know." They were yellow jackets, too, and yellow jackets will sting you just because they can. They're vicious, and I actually think they're worse than hornets. But, I digress.

Anyway, I was at a picnic, and there were bees EVERYWHERE. I kept looking at them like, "You'd better not sting me, bee, or I'll be so mad, you don't even know." I was worried that a bee was going to land on my sandwich, and I'd bite into it without looking. I was talking to someone and raised the sandwich to my mouth without looking at it, when I realized I hadn't looked at it. I looked at it, and there was a bee on my sandwich!

I yelped and reflexively threw the sandwich away from me. It landed on the ground with a plop, and everyone was like, "Did a bee sting you?" I said, "No, it was on my sandwich." Someone picked up my half-eaten sandwich and threw it away, while everyone chuckled at my reaction.

Then they were like, "Do you want another sandwich," and I said, "Yes, please. Thank you."

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Late one night while I was sleeping, I awoke to a harsh chirping noise coming from under my bed. Someone had left the window open and my bedroom had been invaded by a chinch bug. Not before too long that little bastard crawled right up into my bed and grabbed me with his pincers. I was pissed!!

Alias Wrote:
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> A few weeks ago while visiting friends, who have a
> log cabin in the mountains, I was sitting outside
> enjoying the fire, sipping a glass a wine and
> gazing at the stars. Suddenly, I noticed
> something lumpy in my mouth so I reached in and
> pulled out that disgusting moth sitting there in
> the picture, next to my glass. It was horrible.
>
> It reminded me of the time I went outside late at
> night looking for my cat. I was wearing a
> nightgown, wandering around in the bushes saying,
> "Lilly, where's my baby, come to Mommy, where's my
> kitten, where's my little pussy cat?" and so on,
> when one of those gigantic beetles flew down the
> front of my nightgown and was buzzing and flopping
> around all over me.
>
> I COMPLETELY freaked out... screaming and pulling
> off my nightgown. Then, while running around like
> a lunatic, the sprinkler system came on. So, at 2
> O'clock in the morning, I'm naked in my front
> yard, screaming and running through the
> sprinklers.
>
> I was concerned about attending the next social
> event.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Oh, man, Alias, I know exactly what you mean.
>
> This one time, I was at a picnic, and there were
> bees EVERYWHERE. I hate bees after a nasty
> incident with them when I was a kid. The screams.
> Oh god, the screams. But I digress.
>
> Anyway, I was at a picnic, and there were bees
> EVERYWHERE. I kept looking at them like, "You'd
> better not sting me, bee, or I'll be so mad, you
> don't even know." They were yellow jackets, too,
> and yellow jackets will sting you just because
> they can. They're vicious, and I actually think
> they're worse than hornets. But, I digress.
>
> Anyway, I was at a picnic, and there were bees
> EVERYWHERE. I kept looking at them like, "You'd
> better not sting me, bee, or I'll be so mad, you
> don't even know." I was worried that a bee was
> going to land on my sandwich, and I'd bite into it
> without looking. I was talking to someone and
> raised the sandwich to my mouth without looking at
> it, when I realized I hadn't looked at it. I
> looked at it, and there was a bee on my sandwich!
>
> I yelped and reflexively threw the sandwich away
> from me. It landed on the ground with a plop, and
> everyone was like, "Did a bee sting you?" I said,
> "No, it was on my sandwich." Someone picked up my
> half-eaten sandwich and threw it away, while
> everyone chuckled at my reaction.
>
> Then they were like, "Do you want another
> sandwich," and I said, "Yes, please. Thank you."


that is my fucking nightmare.


alias,
how is it that insects seem to find glasses of wine at inopportune moments? those fungus gnats seem to love wine and when they land in your glass they completely throw off the flavor of the wine. i will take them out and continue to drink it of course. gnats are understandable in not seeing, but how do you miss a rather large moth? anywhos, funny story, nice picture, and it is also funny how there are no pictures of the beetle story. hope all is well and happy Halloween

Alias Wrote:
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> A few weeks ago while visiting friends, who have a
> log cabin in the mountains, I was sitting outside
> enjoying the fire, sipping a glass a wine and
> gazing at the stars. Suddenly, I noticed
> something lumpy in my mouth so I reached in and
> pulled out that disgusting moth sitting there in
> the picture, next to my glass. It was horrible.
>
> It reminded me of the time I went outside late at
> night looking for my cat. I was wearing a
> nightgown, wandering around in the bushes saying,
> "Lilly, where's my baby, come to Mommy, where's my
> kitten, where's my little pussy cat?" and so on,
> when one of those gigantic beetles flew down the
> front of my nightgown and was buzzing and flopping
> around all over me.
>
> I COMPLETELY freaked out... screaming and pulling
> off my nightgown. Then, while running around like
> a lunatic, the sprinkler system came on. So, at 2
> O'clock in the morning, I'm naked in my front
> yard, screaming and running through the
> sprinklers.
>
> I was concerned about attending the next social
> event.


So let me get this straight. It was 2:00 am and you were outside in your nightgown yelling "wher's my pussy" then started running through the sprinkler naked?

How much had you had to drink that night?

> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh, man, Alias, I know exactly what you mean.
> >
> > This one time, I was at a picnic, and there
> were
> > bees EVERYWHERE. I hate bees after a nasty
> > incident with them when I was a kid. The
> screams.
> > Oh god, the screams. But I digress.
> >
> > Anyway, I was at a picnic, and there were bees
> > EVERYWHERE. I kept looking at them like,
> "You'd
> > better not sting me, bee, or I'll be so mad,
> you
> > don't even know." They were yellow jackets,
> too,
> > and yellow jackets will sting you just because
> > they can. They're vicious, and I actually
> think
> > they're worse than hornets. But, I digress.
> >
> > Anyway, I was at a picnic, and there were bees
> > EVERYWHERE. I kept looking at them like,
> "You'd
> > better not sting me, bee, or I'll be so mad,
> you
> > don't even know." I was worried that a bee was
> > going to land on my sandwich, and I'd bite into
> it
> > without looking. I was talking to someone and
> > raised the sandwich to my mouth without looking
> at
> > it, when I realized I hadn't looked at it. I
> > looked at it, and there was a bee on my
> sandwich!
> >
> > I yelped and reflexively threw the sandwich
> away
> > from me. It landed on the ground with a plop,
> and
> > everyone was like, "Did a bee sting you?" I
> said,
> > "No, it was on my sandwich." Someone picked up
> my
> > half-eaten sandwich and threw it away, while
> > everyone chuckled at my reaction.
> >
> > Then they were like, "Do you want another
> > sandwich," and I said, "Yes, please. Thank
> you."


MrMephisto, that is a terrible story. Thank you for sharing.


bloody blisters wrote:
> ----------------------------------------------------

> that is my fucking nightmare.

Mine, also. Bees like me and they seem to enjoy chasing me around. Someone told me they like dark hair.

> alias,
> how is it that insects seem to find glasses of
> wine at inopportune moments?

Bugs are drawn to lights and booze. I don't why.

> those fungus gnats
> seem to love wine and when they land in your glass
> they completely throw off the flavor of the wine.
> i will take them out and continue to drink it of
> course.

Of course.

> gnats are understandable in not seeing,
> but how do you miss a rather large moth?

bloody, I was in the mountains and I was sitting outside, the only light coming from a fire. I was leaning back in an old wooden adirondack chair, gazing up to the sky, marveling at the vastness of the universe when the big moth flew into my glass. Oh, God, it was so disgusting when that thing was in my mouth.

> anywhos,
> funny story, nice picture, and it is also funny
> how there are no pictures of the beetle story.

I didn't have my camera with me.

Here's the funny part. I thought to myself, what if one of the neighbors did see me out there jumping around naked? Soooo, a month or two after the beetle attack, at a neighborhood party, I came right out and asked, "Did any of you see me running around naked, one night, around 6 weeks ago?" No one had!

One of my neighbors tells me that when her husband takes the dog out for a walk, late at night, she'll say something like, "I doubt Alias will be out there planting daffodils in the nude, honey." HA!

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A few weeks ago while visiting friends, who have
> a
> > log cabin in the mountains, I was sitting
> outside
> > enjoying the fire, sipping a glass a wine and
> > gazing at the stars. Suddenly, I noticed
> > something lumpy in my mouth so I reached in and
> > pulled out that disgusting moth sitting there
> in
> > the picture, next to my glass. It was horrible.
>
> >
> > It reminded me of the time I went outside late
> at
> > night looking for my cat. I was wearing a
> > nightgown, wandering around in the bushes
> saying,
> > "Lilly, where's my baby, come to Mommy, where's
> my
> > kitten, where's my little pussy cat?" and so
> on,
> > when one of those gigantic beetles flew down
> the
> > front of my nightgown and was buzzing and
> flopping
> > around all over me.
> >
> > I COMPLETELY freaked out... screaming and
> pulling
> > off my nightgown. Then, while running around
> like
> > a lunatic, the sprinkler system came on. So, at
> 2
> > O'clock in the morning, I'm naked in my front
> > yard, screaming and running through the
> > sprinklers.
> >
> > I was concerned about attending the next social
> > event.
>
>
> So let me get this straight. It was 2:00 am and
> you were outside in your nightgown yelling "wher's
> my pussy" then started running through the
> sprinkler naked?

More or less.

> How much had you had to drink that night?

Radiophile, if a gigantic insect, almost the size of a small bird, flew down your pants, what would you do?

Alias Wrote:
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> Radiophile, if a gigantic insect, almost the size
> of a small bird, flew down your pants, what would
> you do?

Wait, did it go in your pants or your mouth?

And how do you get a moth that big in your mouth while "sipping?"

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Radiophile, if a gigantic insect, almost the
> size
> > of a small bird, flew down your pants, what
> would
> > you do?
>
> Wait, did it go in your pants or your mouth?
>
> And how do you get a moth that big in your mouth
> while "sipping?"

The bird sized beetle flew down the front of my nightgown, MrMephisto. Assuming Radiophile is a man and assuming he doesn't wear nightgowns, I tried to give him an example he could relate to.

Regarding the moth, he flattened himself out in my wine, so... when I took a SIP, he was able to slip right in, unnoticed. Luckily, I swallow slowly.

judging the size of your glass you must be a fan of the reds, alias.
i'm still quite the novice but i know enough to know that the reds are my favorite; old world reds more specifically.
an old friend gave me a bottle of rhone99 which i polished off last night. i shed a tear as i swallowed the last sip.
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themuse Wrote:
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> judging the size of your glass you must be a fan
> of the reds, alias.
> i'm still quite the novice but i know enough to
> know that the reds are my favorite; old world reds
> more specifically.
> an old friend gave me a bottle of rhone99 which i
> polished off last night. i shed a tear as i
> swallowed the last sip.


where have i seen that girl before, ah yes, thats right, the good ol days.

Alternate shot


Signatures are for fags

themuse - you strike me more as a Tavel wine drinker. Reds are good. I prefer beer over wine, but if I'm drinking wine...tis always red.

Alias Wrote:
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> Regarding the moth, he flattened himself out in my
> wine, so... when I took a SIP, he was able to slip
> right in, unnoticed. Luckily, I swallow slowly.

Fucking ninja moths.

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One time, when I was at band camp, I was walking around in the rain and I saw a snake. I was so freaked out that I whipped out my weener and ran around in circles waving my arms in the air, weener swinging to and fro. They told me that since it was the third time I had done it they had to fire me. I hate when that happens.

Actually, my aunt was walking outside with a cup of coffee on a saucer plate one morning and a bird flew by and dropped a klinker right in the cup.

(You guess which of the above paragraphs is actually true).



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Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> themuse - you strike me more as a Tavel wine
> drinker. Reds are good. I prefer beer over wine,
> but if I'm drinking wine...tis always red.


tavel? is that rose? i'll havta look into it. i've given rose a chance before; it's okay when paired correctly with food but when i'm simply out for a glass o' wine i usually go with pinot. again, i'm still learning.

and i love beer. i've surprised myself with how much of a hophead i've turned into. i'll never be too proud to crack open an icecold lone star, though. beer: it's what's for dinner.

yeefuckinghaw

themuse wrote:
"i've surprised myself with how much of a hophead i've turned into"

Do you know me? I feel like somehow you do and you're just toying w me =)! I love hops - favourite is actually out in your neck of the woods (relatively) - Racer 5 - IPA - delicious. Love a good IPA.

Tavel is a really easy to drink wine - it is a rose but not sweet like a rose...just balanced right...my image of you.

brit wrote:
>stuff about beer.

racer 5? i've seen that but haven't tried it, yet. i'll have some, soon.

i love melt-your-face-hoppy-bitter beer. my favorites right now are stone ruination and victory's prima pils. i recently discovered speakeasy, right here in the city, and that's some good stuff, too.

brit wrote:
>stuff about roses and me.

you just made me "blush"

yeefuckinghaw

Blurp. Get a room you two.

themuse Wrote:
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> judging the size of your glass you must be a fan
> of the reds, alias.
> i'm still quite the novice but i know enough to
> know that the reds are my favorite; old world reds
> more specifically.
> an old friend gave me a bottle of rhone99 which i
> polished off last night. i shed a tear as i
> swallowed the last sip.

themuse, I love wine... red, white and anything in between.

The reds will keep your heart healthy which is a nice benefit and a good excuse for having that extra glass or two or three or....

Champagne is my downfall, though. I can drink champagne anytime, anywhere, anyplace with anyone. Well, maybe not with anyone or even most people, but you get my point.

Oh, and no, that glass you see in the picture was being used for.... you might want to cover your ears.... white wine. (hey, I was in the mountains, sitting outside, watching a fire... I'm not even sure that glass was glass)

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > judging the size of your glass you must be a
> fan
> > of the reds, alias.
> > i'm still quite the novice but i know enough to
> > know that the reds are my favorite; old world
> reds
> > more specifically.
> > an old friend gave me a bottle of rhone99 which
> i
> > polished off last night. i shed a tear as i
> > swallowed the last sip.
>
> themuse, I love wine... red, white and anything in
> between.
>
> The reds will keep your heart healthy which is a
> nice benefit and a good excuse for having that
> extra glass or two or three or....
>
> Champagne is my downfall, though. I can drink
> champagne anytime, anywhere, anyplace with anyone.
> Well, maybe not with anyone or even most people,
> but you get my point.
>
> Oh, and no, that glass you see in the picture was
> being used for.... you might want to cover your
> ears.... white wine. (hey, I was in the
> mountains, sitting outside, watching a fire... I'm
> not even sure that glass was glass)


oh alias, i've drank wine outta things that would make even the most shameless ffu posters flinch. you too, i assume?

let's just say i've been camping before.

yeefuckinghaw

themuse Wrote:
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>
> oh alias, i've drank wine outta things that would
> make even the most shameless ffu posters flinch.
> you too, i assume?

oh, i wouldn't assume that, muse. i'm quite the industrious one.

> let's just say i've been camping before.

so have i, muse, so have i.

(hey, girl to girl, the doc is hitting on you, muse)

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > oh alias, i've drank wine outta things that
> would
> > make even the most shameless ffu posters flinch.
>
> > you too, i assume?
>
> oh, i wouldn't assume that, muse. i'm quite the
> industrious one.
>
> > let's just say i've been camping before.
>
> so have i, muse, so have i.
>
> (hey, girl to girl, the doc is hitting on you,
> muse)

really? did brit tell you this? i don't see it. ?

yeefuckinghaw

themuse Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > oh alias, i've drank wine outta things that
> > would
> > > make even the most shameless ffu posters
> flinch.
> >
> > > you too, i assume?
> >
> > oh, i wouldn't assume that, muse. i'm quite the
> > industrious one.
> >
> > > let's just say i've been camping before.
> >
> > so have i, muse, so have i.
> >
> > (hey, girl to girl, the doc is hitting on you,
> > muse)
>
> really? did brit tell you this? i don't see it.
> ?

trust me.

maybe it was that comment you made about his stethoscope, which he doesn't wear because that's nurses' work. or maybe it was your boots. i think he popped a button or two on his white coat when he saw those boots. AND, he has mentioned your undergarments on at least two occasions.

so, yes, muse, it sounds like the doctor would like to run a few tests, if you know what i mean.

I love your stories, Alias. Tell the one about you and your husband sailing through the orient while you were pregnant again. Or the one were you fooled your daughters into thinking you had Tourette's.

Alias Wrote:
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> I COMPLETELY freaked out... screaming and pulling
> off my nightgown. Then, while running around like
> a lunatic, the sprinkler system came on. So, at 2
> O'clock in the morning, I'm naked in my front
> yard, screaming and running through the
> sprinklers.
>

This thread is worthless without pics.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I love your stories, Alias. Tell the one about you
> and your husband sailing through the orient while
> you were pregnant again.

You mean the one where eesh accused me of being a despicable mother for exposing my unborn child to disease and the possibility of death from maternal drowning because the men were drinking rice whiskey? We weren’t sailing through the Orient; we were on a banana boat on a river in Thailand.

> Or the one were you
> fooled your daughters into thinking you had
> Tourette's.

A favorite of mine!! I did Tourette's so well, Mr. Misery. I was great!

Did I ever tell you how I kept my kids from going crazy during those rare times I left them home alone for a few minutes?

I told them there were hidden cameras throughout the house that were linked to the local police department. Pressing a secret button activated the system, allowing the cops to see everything they were doing. (except using the bathroom) I can still see those little munchkins looking up to the ceilings. Ha!

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love your stories, Alias. Tell the one about
> you
> > and your husband sailing through the orient
> while
> > you were pregnant again.
>
> You mean the one where eesh accused me of being a
> despicable mother for exposing my unborn child to
> disease and the possibility of death from maternal
> drowning because the men were drinking rice
> whiskey? We weren’t sailing through the Orient;
> we were on a banana boat on a river in Thailand.
>
> > Or the one were you
> > fooled your daughters into thinking you had
> > Tourette's.
>
> A favorite of mine!! I did Tourette's so well, Mr.
> Misery. I was great!
>
> Did I ever tell you how I kept my kids from going
> crazy during those rare times I left them home
> alone for a few minutes?
>
> I told them there were hidden cameras throughout
> the house that were linked to the local police
> department. Pressing a secret button activated
> the system, allowing the cops to see everything
> they were doing. (except using the bathroom) I
> can still see those little munchkins looking up to
> the ceilings. Ha!


speaking of eesh, i don't think he's coming back.

at what point is it appropriate to hold a candlelight vigil?
i wondered the same thing when i ran out of candy for the trick-or-treaters and had only silverwrapped chicken bouillon cubes and tacobell hotsauce packets to hand out.

yeefuckinghaw

themuse Wrote:
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> i wondered the same thing when i ran out of candy
> for the trick-or-treaters and had only
> silverwrapped chicken bouillon cubes and tacobell
> hotsauce packets to hand out.

Hug.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i wondered the same thing when i ran out of
> candy
> > for the trick-or-treaters and had only
> > silverwrapped chicken bouillon cubes and
> tacobell
> > hotsauce packets to hand out.
>
> Hug.


oh meph, i'm in the midst of a crush of something huge.
you should put more thought into those signature lines of yours.
a girl like me can get carried away, you know.

yeefuckinghaw

If I'm lucky.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> If I'm lucky.


well be still my beating something.
i'm so smitten i'm speechless.

yeefuckinghaw

WTF is going on here?

be still my breathing something?

a few days ago you asked the brit if you could play with his stethoscope and now you want to strum mephisto's guitar?


where am i?

Alias Wrote:
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> WTF is going on here?
>
> be still my breathing something?
>
> a few days ago you asked the brit if you could
> play with his stethoscope and now you want to
> strum mephisto's guitar?
>
>
> where am i?

correction, alias.
i merely asked brit if he had a stethoscope.
pardon me, alias, but you're beginning to smell like conie.
i thought we were on the same team.
peee youuu.

yeefuckinghaw



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themuse Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WTF is going on here?
> >
> > be still my breathing something?
> >
> > a few days ago you asked the brit if you could
> > play with his stethoscope and now you want to
> > strum mephisto's guitar?
> >
> >
> > where am i?
>
> correction, alias.
> i merely asked brit if he had a stethoscope.
> pardon me, alias, but you're beginning to smell
> like conie.
> i thought we were on the same team.
> peee youuu.

well, something strange is going on around here, that's all.

and i don't smell like conie; i'm just concerned about the disappearance of eesh.

but, yeah, we're on the same team. sorry, muse.

i don't know what came over me. it was like an alien took over my body for a few moments. i'm back to normal now.

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > WTF is going on here?
> > >
> > > be still my breathing something?
> > >
> > > a few days ago you asked the brit if you
> could
> > > play with his stethoscope and now you want to
> > > strum mephisto's guitar?
> > >
> > >
> > > where am i?
> >
> > correction, alias.
> > i merely asked brit if he had a stethoscope.
> > pardon me, alias, but you're beginning to smell
> > like conie.
> > i thought we were on the same team.
> > peee youuu.
>
> well, something strange is going on around here,
> that's all.
>
> and i don't smell like conie; i'm just concerned
> about the disappearance of eesh.
>
> but, yeah, we're on the same team. sorry, muse.
>
> i don't know what came over me. it was like an
> alien took over my body for a few moments. i'm
> back to normal now.


aw, alias.
you melt my heart like no other butter.
glad to have you back.

yeefuckinghaw

themuse Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > WTF is going on here?
> > > >
> > > > be still my breathing something?
> > > >
> > > > a few days ago you asked the brit if you
> > could
> > > > play with his stethoscope and now you want
> to
> > > > strum mephisto's guitar?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > where am i?
> > >
> > > correction, alias.
> > > i merely asked brit if he had a stethoscope.
> > > pardon me, alias, but you're beginning to
> smell
> > > like conie.
> > > i thought we were on the same team.
> > > peee youuu.
> >
> > well, something strange is going on around
> here,
> > that's all.
> >
> > and i don't smell like conie; i'm just
> concerned
> > about the disappearance of eesh.
> >
> > but, yeah, we're on the same team. sorry, muse.
>
> >
> > i don't know what came over me. it was like an
> > alien took over my body for a few moments. i'm
> > back to normal now.
>
>
> aw, alias.
> you melt my heart like no other butter.
> glad to have you back.


For you, muse.
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