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Hangover
Posted by: someone ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:52AM

Im still puking from last night. Im in my late 20's and drink all the time and have never been this hungover in my life. I need some cures guys. Oh yea I took a shower last night and puked a 30oz steak up in the tub and clogged the drain.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:53AM

Mota is the only cure for a hangover....

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:54AM

I find punching myself in the face repeatedly works pretty well.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:59AM

Wonder if anyone has ever called a 911 for a wicked hangover.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 31, 2010 11:19AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Mota is the only cure for a hangover....


Second.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 31, 2010 11:25AM

Alka-Seltzer.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 31, 2010 02:18PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Mota is the only cure for a hangover....


yes nothing beats a leno with a breakfast burrito with egg, ham, potatoes, and bacon, beans optional. choice

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 31, 2010 02:38PM

Drink water (one glass every half hour) until you start peeing again. After that, at least one glass every hour. If you have a multivitamin, take that, too. Drink a bottle of Gatorade or eat something salty, if you can.

There is no cure for a hangover, but you can make the beast back off.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: October 31, 2010 02:57PM

Vitamins and greasy, fatty, salty food. Even if it takes you an hour to eat it, the food will help.

I usually take a vitamin before going to bed if I fear a bad hangover. When I was in college I could drink just about anything and not feel so bad. Now I can still drink that much, but I'll be miserable the next day. Getting something in your stomach may actually help stop the puking, just eat slow.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 31, 2010 06:16PM

MrMephisto is lying to you. There is only one cure... but those fat cats in Washington don't want you to know about it...

MrMephisto = working for The Man.

LET MY PEOPLE GO, MEPHISTO!

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> There is no cure for a hangover, but you can make
> the beast back off.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 31, 2010 07:51PM

laugh the hangover away and have another drink. why do today what you can put off til tomorrow?

I'll think about that tomorrow. ~ Scarlett O'Hara
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Re: Hangover
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: October 31, 2010 08:46PM

Mr.M is right - there is no cure for the hangover - except water.

Drinking essentially dehydrates you...what hydrates...water. If you're extremely hungover (i.e. you're vomiting blood or you keep vomiting uncontrollably for >6 hours) call 911. Hangovers are never pretty, I've had my fair share. Though you may fall asleep you aren't really asleep. Your body won't go into REM state - hence the exhausted feel. When your body can take it...drink water slowly. When you start to urinate switch to gatorade/propel or something similar (or conversely put some sugar/salt in lukewarm water to replace electrolytes. If your body can take that, then eat something like toast with butter til your body recovers....no greasy foods...nothing that could upset your stomach. Your hangover should last ~12 hours or less. Get an early night and you should be fair enough the next day.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 01, 2010 06:15AM

I've noticed you've embraced your online identity as a doctor...

This is a great time for that to happen...

I'm pretty sure I have a hernia... but I have NO idea how it could've happened...

Is it possible that I got a hernia from masturbating too hard/too much?

Lemme noe, doc... Your check's in the mail.

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Drinking essentially dehydrates you...what
> hydrates...water. If you're extremely hungover
> (i.e. you're vomiting blood or you keep vomiting
> uncontrollably for >6 hours) call 911. Hangovers
> are never pretty, I've had my fair share. Though
> you may fall asleep you aren't really asleep.
> Your body won't go into REM state - hence the
> exhausted feel. When your body can take
> it...drink water slowly. When you start to
> urinate switch to gatorade/propel or something
> similar (or conversely put some sugar/salt in
> lukewarm water to replace electrolytes. If your
> body can take that, then eat something like toast
> with butter til your body recovers....no greasy
> foods...nothing that could upset your stomach.
> Your hangover should last ~12 hours or less. Get
> an early night and you should be fair enough the
> next day.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 01, 2010 09:54AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> MrMephisto is lying to you. There is only one
> cure... but those fat cats in Washington don't
> want you to know about it...
>
> MrMephisto = working for The Man.
>
> LET MY PEOPLE GO, MEPHISTO!

No. They're mine now.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: November 01, 2010 11:00AM

Harry Tuttle wrote:
"I've noticed you've embraced your online identity as a doctor... "

I've always given advise on this board when I've seen it. Tisn't a recent assumption of role.

Haven't heard of getting a hernia from masturbating (if I assume you're masturbating the 'normal' way...but anything is possible.) Describe what you're feeling and where exactly.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: November 01, 2010 11:05AM

I heard that Lemmy from motorhead used to cut up pieces of banana peel and rub them on his eyelids. Something about the potassium content, it supposedly works.

Lemmy knows:
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Re: Hangover
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: November 01, 2010 11:20AM

When I remember to drink a glass of water between drinks I can pretty much drink as much as I want with very little hangover effect. It's the dehydration that is doing it. At the very least before you go to bed/pass out you should drink at least a stadium-cup-worth of water or two.

Every time you piss clear while drinking that's hydration going away that's going to make you remember it in a few hours.

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Re: Hangover
Posted by: slubdawg ()
Date: November 01, 2010 02:55PM

2 ways to cure a hangover:

1. Stop drinking

2. Keep drinking

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