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Best Car Washes for Jacking Off
Posted by: pee wee ()
Date: October 30, 2010 07:01PM

does anyone know the best car wash in the area to enjoy myself in while my car is getting cleaned?

thanks

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Re: Best Car Washes for Jacking Off
Posted by: Minute Man? ()
Date: October 30, 2010 07:08PM

Most car washes only last 1-2 mins..... No

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Re: Best Car Washes for Jacking Off
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 30, 2010 07:15PM

stay home and draw a bath. the people that vacuum your car will love you for it.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Best Car Washes for Jacking Off
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2010 03:49PM

pee wee, have you met Mastubator Machine Man?

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Re: Best Car Washes for Jacking Off
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 31, 2010 04:36PM

I regularly stroke one out at the Citgo at Blake Lane and Lee Highway.


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Re: Best Car Washes for Jacking Off
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 31, 2010 05:44PM

pee wee Wrote:
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> does anyone know the best car wash in the area to
> enjoy myself in while my car is getting cleaned?
>
> thanks


Pay extra for the Deluxe Wash.
It's like 7 or 8 minutes

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Re: Best Car Washes for Jacking Off
Posted by: pee wee ()
Date: November 01, 2010 11:02AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> pee wee, have you met Mastubator Machine Man?


no
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