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Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Snakehead ()
Date: October 30, 2010 04:33AM

Reading most of the posts make me think this site is filled with criminals. What is the worst crime you have ever been charged with? Are there murderers and rapists on this board?

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: GoodMorning! ()
Date: October 30, 2010 05:59AM

Putting up campaign posters without a permit. They'll never take me alive.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Date: October 30, 2010 08:43AM

The crime of loving too much.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: craven moorehead ()
Date: October 30, 2010 08:47AM

Snakehead Wrote:
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> Reading most of the posts make me think this site
> is filled with criminals. What is the worst crime
> you have ever been charged with? Are there
> murderers and rapists on this board?


Once I put two double A batteries in my girlfriends butt, I thought it would turn her on.

I was charged with assault with batteries.
The charges were later dropped.
She said she was ever ready.
I thought they were gonna lock me in a dura-cell.
I tried to extract the batteries from her using a rayo-vac.

I think this thread is gonna Die-hard.
How did this ever-start?
Thanks Delco.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 30, 2010 09:01AM

You are asking the wrong question...

I could tell you about the "worst crime" I have ever been charged with... But that wouldn't tell you anything about me...

You need to ask people what the worst crime they've ever COMMITTED was...

I won't tell you the answer to either question... because I don't want my cyber-friends to think less of me...

But I will say this:

I've got a record, y'all...

Snakehead Wrote:
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> Reading most of the posts make me think this site
> is filled with criminals. What is the worst crime
> you have ever been charged with? Are there
> murderers and rapists on this board?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 30, 2010 11:14AM

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, once.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: there, I fixed it for u! :) ()
Date: October 30, 2010 01:40PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I shotraped a man in Reno just to watch him die, once.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 30, 2010 02:45PM

1st degree sexiness.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: 6x ()
Date: October 30, 2010 03:20PM

I got a dip one time outside a bar that was np

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Date: October 30, 2010 03:47PM

Parking in a handicapped spot and genocide.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Jane.2 ()
Date: October 30, 2010 03:49PM

I stole some false eyelashes from Woolworth's when i was 14

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: saddened ()
Date: October 30, 2010 03:52PM

Jane.2 Wrote:
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> I stole some false eyelashes from Woolworth's when
> i was 14


I thought you were getting counseling for your gender identity issues, eesh! :(

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Jane.2 ()
Date: October 30, 2010 03:57PM

saddened Wrote:
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> Jane.2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I stole some false eyelashes from Woolworth's
> when
> > i was 14
>
>
> I thought you were getting counseling for your
> gender identity issues, eesh! :(

I AM!! I'm just being honest about my past. It's one of the steps in the
12 step program I'm in.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: DSM IV ()
Date: October 30, 2010 04:11PM

Jane.2 Wrote:
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> saddened Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jane.2 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I stole some false eyelashes from Woolworth's
> > when
> > > i was 14
> >
> >
> > I thought you were getting counseling for your
> > gender identity issues, eesh! :(
>
> I AM!! I'm just being honest about my past. It's
> one of the steps in the
> 12 step program I'm in.


Good to hear, eesh...now all you have to focus on is your multiple personality/dissociative identity disorder!

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: kenneth ()
Date: October 30, 2010 05:09PM

craven moorehead Wrote:
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> Snakehead Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reading most of the posts make me think this
> site
> > is filled with criminals. What is the worst
> crime
> > you have ever been charged with? Are there
> > murderers and rapists on this board?
>
>
> Once I put two double A batteries in my
> girlfriends butt, I thought it would turn her on.
>
> I was charged with assault with batteries.
> The charges were later dropped.
> She said she was ever ready.
> I thought they were gonna lock me in a dura-cell.
> I tried to extract the batteries from her using a
> rayo-vac.
>
> I think this thread is gonna Die-hard.
> How did this ever-start?
> Thanks Delco.


that post is so fricken stupid that its funny

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 30, 2010 05:56PM

Snakehead Wrote:
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> Reading most of the posts make me think this site
> is filled with criminals. What is the worst crime
> you have ever been charged with? Are there
> murderers and rapists on this board?





A couple of reckless drivings, driving on suspended and attempted eluding (fortunately it's a class 3 misdemeanor.) I've been caught shoplifting a few times, managers of the stores never pressed charges though.

Fortunately my traffic offenses weren't in Fairfax, they would have crucified me.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:02PM

i spotted a pair of redsuede knee high boots in macy's many, many years ago.
at first sight i knew they had to be mine. i went home, dressed for the occasion, and returned to the scene of the crime. disregarding my old shoes, i slid those kicks over my legs and hightailed it outta the store like a girl on fire. three strides later and i was caught. spent 12 hours in the local jail, housed with a couple hookers. turned out to be quite the learning experience.

haven't been caught since.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Ahmed ()
Date: October 30, 2010 09:52PM

Attempted malicious wounding on my cousin. Did 3 months of 2.5tr sentence. Got arrested again for possesion, they notified my PO. Judge gave me all my back up time. Got out, moved to MD. Got arrested there for trespassing. Did 10 days on that one, while in Montgomery jail i got an FTA warrant from Arlington. Arlington came n picked me up, went to court next day. Charge gets dismissed.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Chuck Hoffnam ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:18PM

I pretended to be a successful, contributing member of society. Everyone knows the truth. The truth being I am a fucking despicable loser who by all rights should slit his wrists.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:26PM

have never been caught yet

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:50PM

Chuck Hoffnam Wrote:
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> I pretended to be a successful, contributing
> member of society. Everyone knows the truth. The
> truth being I am a fucking despicable loser who
> by all rights should slit his wrists.






HA! Be careful, the real Hoffmann might try to sue you.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:52PM

i love children...

...a little too much

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Socrates ()
Date: October 30, 2010 10:56PM


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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 30, 2010 11:21PM

Socrates Wrote:
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> http://yourlisten.com/channel/content/10177/chris%
> 20rock%20standup%20arrested%20for%20driving%20too%
> 20slow
>
>
> Hit the play button. It's worth it


um, what play button, soc?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Socrates ()
Date: October 30, 2010 11:57PM

The arrow above the "m" in volume

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 31, 2010 12:36AM

I've committed eight murders, five kidnappings, and at least three to six B&E's. Fortunately, it's all been a part of my job. Yes, I am an IRS Agent.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: October 31, 2010 12:55AM

I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was time for a change. Killed the czar and his ministers. Anastasia screamed in vain.

Drove a tank, held a general's rank, when the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.

Never been charged, yet, though.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: October 31, 2010 09:56AM

Snakehead Wrote:
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> Reading most of the posts make me think this site
> is filled with criminals. What is the worst crime
> you have ever been charged with? Are there
> murderers and rapists on this board?


I got arrested for a DWB in Fauquier county back in 99
That county is full of racist bitch ass redneck punks.
They put extra mayo on most of the food at the jail just to piss off the brothers.
They gave me 21 days just cause there was a blunt in the ashtray of my Grand Marquis.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Josey Wales ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:07AM

Blocking the entrance to a government office
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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Super_DANK ()
Date: November 04, 2010 02:26PM

Got caught smuggling 760 lbs. of Pot into Fairfax County, shooting a parrot with a potato gun, punching a public library computer monitor, stomping on a child's chest, and basically jumping off the Grand Canyon naked with nothing but a microwave and some tennis balls.

Fun shit. Live free or Die Tryin'

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: November 04, 2010 02:33PM

I killed an icelandic snow owl with a cork. The party really died afterward...

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: T2T ()
Date: November 04, 2010 02:38PM

Honestly, I was arrested for stealing gas from some construction trucks. Actually, there were 3 of us there at the time when a bridge was being rebuilt. My job was to hold the funnel when filling the siphoned gas into my friend's car. I believe I received a year of probation for the offense. This was while I was a minor, and my case was sealed when I became an adult.

The only other charges? Well, out of 30 years of driving, I've received 2 speeding tickets. That's all. Oh, and, I'm probably being tracked for downloading Torrents off of the Internet. Who knows what could become of that some day. ;-)

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Officer Krupke ()
Date: November 04, 2010 03:47PM

If you post on Fairfax Underground, you're automatically guilty of felonious cocksucking with intent to swallow.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 04, 2010 04:05PM

Officer Krupke Wrote:
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> If you post on Fairfax Underground, you're
> automatically guilty of felonious cocksucking with
> intent to swallow.

So you're guilty too, then?

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 04, 2010 04:09PM

Officer Krupke admits to cock sucking.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: November 04, 2010 04:10PM

I once removed a label from a mattress.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 04, 2010 04:43PM

Once, I was hanging out at a 7-11 right in front of a No Loitering sign. Just throwing it right in The Man's face.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Albion Basil ()
Date: November 04, 2010 04:45PM

I got charged with indecent exposure when I wore no panties to a church function.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 04, 2010 05:00PM

I was drunk in public once.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: November 04, 2010 05:00PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> I was drunk in public once.


tater salad?

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 04, 2010 05:02PM

A sphincter says wat?.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: November 04, 2010 05:04PM

DaveChappelle-LilJohn.gif

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: November 04, 2010 05:10PM

I am an angel... I'd never do anything bad. ;-)

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Johnny B. Goode ()
Date: November 04, 2010 05:11PM

well, they call me "good", so you can do me then genevieve :)

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: November 04, 2010 05:14PM

Where's the fun in that? :-P

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: i 1 2 ½ 6 ()
Date: November 04, 2010 05:20PM

Wahhh Wrote:
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> I once removed a label from a mattress.


LOL. Reading those as a kid scared me. I thought that if I were to rip it off, police would be there right away. hahahah

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 04, 2010 09:25PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> I killed an icelandic snow owl with a cork. The
> party really died afterward...


Oooh shit, that's hardcore yo!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: King Tutt ()
Date: November 05, 2010 05:20AM

There is a difference between the "worst crime" someone has ever been charged with, and what was the worst crime they've ever COMMITTED.

Some people here have a record, and they won't share either answer in fear their cyber friends will think less of them.



Snakehead Wrote:
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> Reading most of the posts make me think this site
> is filled with criminals. What is the worst crime
> you have ever been charged with? Are there
> murderers and rapists on this board?

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: 8 protective order violations ()
Date: January 05, 2022 11:52AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Snakehead Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reading most of the posts make me think this
> site
> > is filled with criminals. What is the worst
> crime
> > you have ever been charged with? Are there
> > murderers and rapists on this board?

>
>
>
>
> A couple of reckless drivings, driving on
> suspended and attempted eluding (fortunately it's
> a class 3 misdemeanor.) I've been caught
> shoplifting a few times, managers of the stores
> never pressed charges though.
>
> Fortunately my traffic offenses weren't in
> Fairfax, they would have crucified me.

You've got Way more than that

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Criminal ass loser ()
Date: June 24, 2023 06:57PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Snakehead Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reading most of the posts make me think this
> site
> > is filled with criminals. What is the worst
> crime
> > you have ever been charged with? Are there
> > murderers and rapists on this board?

>
>
>
>
> A couple of reckless drivings, driving on
> suspended and attempted eluding (fortunately it's
> a class 3 misdemeanor.) I've been caught
> shoplifting a few times, managers of the stores
> never pressed charges though.
>
> Fortunately my traffic offenses weren't in
> Fairfax, they would have crucified me.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: trypmotiminolical ()
Date: June 24, 2023 07:20PM

Heather 7789 should be charged with murdering her own post.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Fifteen Years: Winner, Winner! ()
Date: June 24, 2023 08:03PM

William Moreno's roommate and accomplice Christopher J. Tator aka "Tator Tots" was a convicted child sex felon and is now back in federal prison serving a 15-year sentence. Tator Tots was William's only friend.





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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: wrong dong phooy ()
Date: June 24, 2023 08:08PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You are asking the wrong question...
>
> I could tell you about the "worst crime" I have
> ever been charged with... But that wouldn't tell
> you anything about me...
>
> You need to ask people what the worst crime
> they've ever COMMITTED was...
>
> I won't tell you the answer to either question...
> because I don't want my cyber-friends to think
> less of me...
>
> But I will say this:
>
> I've got a record, y'all...
>
> Snakehead Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reading most of the posts make me think this
> site
> > is filled with criminals. What is the worst
> crime
> > you have ever been charged with? Are there
> > murderers and rapists on this board?


gotta ask them what's the worst crime you've been convicted of. Convicted word is key, everything else is questionable. Even convicted for that matter

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Fake Meade ()
Date: June 24, 2023 08:13PM

I have made and sold unauthorized copies of Meade Skelton CDs and bootleg concert footage of Meade on Ebay.

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Re: Worst crime you have been charged with?
Posted by: Meade not signed in ()
Date: June 24, 2023 08:20PM

I once imagined I was touching my private parts in a naughty way. Of course I would never actually commit an act of onanism and spill my seed upon the ground. However I know the thought is just as much a sin as the act itself.

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