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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2010 02:48PM by chuckhoffmann.

Hey, Ass!

Who died and made you boss of FFXU!?

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wow.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2010 02:49PM by chuckhoffmann.

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Another goal, which is to cause your mask of
> anonymity to be stripped from you and have you
> publicly exposed as the detestable, unpleasant
> individual you are; I'm working on that.
>
> And while Cary may be a staunch defender of free
> speech, he also knows your real name, and do you
> seriously believe he's willing to spend several
> thousand dollars of his own money to keep that
> secret? Are you?




There is no way you can have access to his real life identity. Cary doesn't require names for registration or real emails for that matter. The only thing you can do is get his IP addresses and go from there, but then again you would have to show a very good reason to get his customer information from the ISP, which usually involves lawyers and lots of money.

You have also been threatening me with knowing who I am, yet you really don't know my identity or where I post from. Think about that statement, it makes sense after you give it some thought.

Is this how you are going to spend your life? Threatening people online with legal action every time they call you a faggot or a douchebag?

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2010 02:49PM by chuckhoffmann.

Hey Chuck - in all seriousness...lighten the fuck up. Clearly you're annoyed at what people here write about you and to you. If you don't like it, leave. Go find another forum that you can deal with on a personal level. I've hear the internet is a pretty large place. If someone can find interracial midget amputee bathroom porn, I'm sure you can find a place you're comfortable with. Try www.4lulz.com.

Man, I'm being serious. It's what I tell my kids - if you don't like how those kids play with you, don't play with them. Don't get all pissy and hissy. just find new friends. It's pretty elementary.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

pardon me mr. hoffmann, most of the time i go out of my way to be polite, but enough is enough. while at times i've appreciated your wiki and urbandictionary references, you've far surpassed the point of pissing all over one too many a thread as of late. i find myself wincing at the sight of your name on a thread, so much so, that my index finger is in permanent cramp mode from hitting the scroll button with too much zesty zeal.

haven't you found that lil' box of hope in your basement, yet?
i know it's down there somewhere.

lub,
themuse

yeefuckinghaw

Hay geyser, there's a new Sheriff in town...

He knows his laws and he shoots from the hip...

He's gonna clean up this community... Make it safe for our children to go outside again.

chuckhoffmann takes on all comers...

Righteousness has a new name... and that name is "Hoffmann"...



Signatures are for fags

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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>
> You yourself have admitted that Cary knows both
> your real name and MrMephisto's.






You obviously can't read. That isn't what I said.

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> I've created this new thread because MrMephisto's
> (and others) attacks have no place in the original
> thread.

Suck it, you are an asshole.

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hay geyser, there's a new Sheriff in town...
>
> He knows his laws and he shoots from the hip...
>
> He's gonna clean up this community... Make it safe
> for our children to go outside again.
>
> chuckhoffmann takes on all comers...
>
> Righteousness has a new name... and that name is
> "Hoffmann"...
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?4
> 0,file=8269,filename=spunkybadge.jpg

wow Harry, did you make that? Where can I get one?

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themuse Wrote:
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> pardon me mr. hoffmann, most of the time i go out
> of my way to be polite, but enough is enough.
> while at times i've appreciated your wiki and
> urbandictionary references, you've far surpassed
> the point of pissing all over one too many a
> thread as of late. i find myself wincing at the
> sight of your name on a thread, so much so, that
> my index finger is in permanent cramp mode from
> hitting the scroll button with too much zesty
> zeal.
>
> haven't you found that lil' box of hope in your
> basement, yet?
> i know it's down there somewhere.
>
> lub,
> themuse


OMG what a fucking dike

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wow Harry, did you make that? Where can I get
> one?
>
> Sadly, it only exists in Photoshop. It is clever,
> though.

You seem a child. Put up or just shut the fuck up, loser

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Once again, you reveal the inferior, first-order
> quality of your thinking.
>
> I can accomplish several goals with the same
> actions (which is good, because I'm too lazy to
> pursue several different courses of action).
>
> One goal, my continued amusement at your frothing,
> libelous attacks, I am accomplishing quite well.

What a fucking pussy.

> Another goal, which is to cause your mask of
> anonymity to be stripped from you and have you
> publicly exposed as the detestable, unpleasant
> individual you are; I'm working on that.

Here's what you're missing, Chuckles: This website is set up to provide complete anonymity. If you (or the friends and family of dead people) don't want anyone making comments on personal, real-life things, you don't have to post it.

I've already been "publicly exposed," and have had stalkers a lot scarier than you.

> And while Cary may be a staunch defender of free
> speech, he also knows your real name, and do you
> seriously believe he's willing to spend several
> thousand dollars of his own money to keep that
> secret? Are you?

I believe that any judge will laugh your stupid ass right of court for this weak bullshit.

> Regardless of what Britdrnva~ may say, I don't
> believe any of you is willing to spend any of your
> own money to help anyone. (Cover your own arses,
> maybe, but that is also a desirable outcome for
> me.)

I donate to charity and feed bums whenever I get a chance. What the fuck do you do other than play Internet Police?

> I am willing to (metaphorically) have the house of
> Fairfax Underground burnt down around your ears,
> and I'm showing anyone who's annoyed and aggrieved
> enough with you and your ilk where the gasoline
> and matches are.

I suppose every man needs a purpose.

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chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Once again, you reveal the inferior, first-order
> quality of your thinking.
>

You know chuck... the only thing you are revealing is that you need something else to do. I mean, go figure, you are sitting there, bored to tears, wasting away in your mom's house - and the best thing you can find to do with your time is play the 'shining knight' in - joust with the fucknuts on ffxu for 'the big win'? Maybe you should take a look at your own thinking. From most of your postings it looks like you are depressed in RL - I would suggest you deal with that.

> I am willing to (metaphorically) have the house of
> Fairfax Underground burnt down around your ears,
> and I'm showing anyone who's annoyed and aggrieved
> enough with you and your ilk where the gasoline
> and matches are.

The only matches you should probably keep handy are the ones in the bathroom (and your bedroom) to light off the stink of your incessant farting.

>
> You're playing checkers, while I'm playing Go (and
> I know the proper game for this metaphor is chess,
> but Go has a situation called an Atari, which is
> also where Nolan Bushnell got the name for his
> company, and was the maker of my first 4
> computers)

I am not sure what you are 'playing' but wtf? Go to some other web site if you can't deal with the folks here. That is what will get you a "LOSE" in any of what you think you could or couldn't do here. It's called 'changing the channel'. Unlike Facebook or some other major name site, there are thousands of sites like FFXU all over the internet. I would suggest you find another one.

For now though, it looks like you are...

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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can we go back to discussing topics of greater interest?
i'd even settle for gerry connolly at this point. jeez.

yeefuckinghaw

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LOL

I broke the memorial threads. Classic.

Could you imagine if Chuck had been here during the Freda thing?

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...or the Boo thread.

i read this wen im high and its like a sally jesse raphael show in my head. i dont change the channel because im still waiting for the price is right to come on

I'd like Chuck and Inkahootz to have a few brewskis, under the plasma.

with a videographer present.

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chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> I concur. This is absolutely the last message I am
> going to post in this thread. I'm itching for a hot, hard
> Latino cock. I'll be at the 7-11 on Gallows Road by 495 if
> anybody wants me.


Fuck off turd bag

ooo i love frIda. i'm going to be her zombie for halloween.
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Mr. Hoffman - as I've alluded to previously in other threads, I've been fairly ambivalent towards you. I do think you suffer quite seriously internally, it's evident ipso facto your posts herein. I know I'm nobody to you, and that's fine, that's the way I prefer it. But you need serious help. Get it - honestly. And get off this board. You don't belong here. It doesn't help you in the situation you're in....now you can do what you like...I'm not threatening you in any way...I'm simply stating you need help and this board is not conducive to what you need.



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fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> I'd like Chuck and Inkahootz to have a few
> brewskis, under the plasma.
>
> with a videographer present.

a gay sex video. no surprise you want to see that, fairy.

Hey guys... I just counted to 20....

Just kidding... I only counted to ten... You guys believed me and are, therefore, first level thinkers...

I was clever enough to trick you and that means that I am on a higher level of thinking plane spectrum.

You guys are so dumb, but I don't enjoy messing with your minds...

I was kidding all you half-wits again... I LOVE messing with your minds... and I do it so well.

I win...

Signatures are for fags

Looking at FFXU as anything else other than an entertainment venue will lead one into the hell of incessant suffering. There is no way to get the liberal whack jobs to see reality, and beside proving that libertarianism only leads to chaos, the site offers little value beyond a few giggles now and again.

and so, time to go enjoy the beeeyoootiful weather.

On the motorcycle with high beams on.

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chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> I've created this new thread because MrMephisto's
> (and others) attacks have no place in the original
> thread.
>
> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I thought your signature was part of an
> elaborate
> > ruse to make people think you had intentions of
> > trying to get forum members into legal trouble.
> >
> Once again, you reveal the inferior, first-order
> quality of your thinking.
>
> I can accomplish several goals with the same
> actions (which is good, because I'm too lazy to
> pursue several different courses of action).
>
> One goal, my continued amusement at your frothing,
> libelous attacks, I am accomplishing quite well.
>
> Another goal, which is to cause your mask of
> anonymity to be stripped from you and have you
> publicly exposed as the detestable, unpleasant
> individual you are; I'm working on that.
>
> And while Cary may be a staunch defender of free
> speech, he also knows your real name, and do you
> seriously believe he's willing to spend several
> thousand dollars of his own money to keep that
> secret? Are you?
>
> Regardless of what Britdrnva~ may say, I don't
> believe any of you is willing to spend any of your
> own money to help anyone. (Cover your own arses,
> maybe, but that is also a desirable outcome for
> me.)
>
> I am willing to (metaphorically) have the house of
> Fairfax Underground burnt down around your ears,
> and I'm showing anyone who's annoyed and aggrieved
> enough with you and your ilk where the gasoline
> and matches are.
>
> You're playing checkers, while I'm playing Go (and
> I know the proper game for this metaphor is chess,
> but Go has a situation called an Atari, which is
> also where Nolan Bushnell got the name for his
> company, and was the maker of my first 4
> computers).
>
> Here's a cyber-cookie and a cyber-pat on the head
> for you. Be good!
>
>









does anyone know what the fuck he's talking about????

www.chuckhoffmannisagiantfuckingpussy.org\eatmyballs

Hey chuckie, If we want to make fun of stupid kids who kill themselves we will.
Also people who die because they drive drunk, or high or all the other stupid things they do,we will.
You sir, are a fool if you think you have the power to stop the mighty people of the underground.
Instead of playing Go, play with yourself

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graymoose1 Wrote:
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> the mighty people of the
> underground.


Now that is fucking hilarious. Legends in our own minds, we people of the underground.

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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”