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hypothetical quandary
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:10PM

if you could go back in time and meet yourself, would it be gay to give yourself a blowjob, or a handjob? It is you, just a future version of yourself, so it's not that different from masturbation, right? What do you guise think?

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:12PM

Why back in time? I would go forward in time and give my future self the ass-fucking he's always dreamed of...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:15PM

I'm sorry..totally confused

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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:28PM

First Misery junk thread of the evening, let's see how many more he creates.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 22, 2010 07:14PM

You wouldn't want to go back too far. That would be a horrible butterfly effect if you molested yourself as a child.

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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: tottally amazing! ()
Date: October 22, 2010 07:32PM

Hey Alias,

Check out this video of bugs getting hit with tiny pies and cakes launched from a catapult.


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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: October 22, 2010 07:36PM

Heinlein already answered this question in "All You Zombies".

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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 22, 2010 07:48PM

Here's a greater quandary: If you did that to a much younger version of yourself, would that make you a child molester/rapist?

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 22, 2010 09:12PM

tottally amazing! Wrote:
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> Hey Alias,
>
> Check out this video of bugs getting hit with tiny
> pies and cakes launched from a catapult.
>

According to Samsung, not one insect was harmed during the filming of that commercial.

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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: not sure ()
Date: October 22, 2010 09:46PM

it depends if your are the one giving or receiving. oh, wait a minute. hmmm

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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 23, 2010 01:54AM

eesh Wrote:
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> First Misery junk thread of the evening, let's see
> how many more he creates.
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Re: hypothetical quandary
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 23, 2010 11:20AM

This thread = ENIGMA

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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