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NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 22, 2010 04:51PM

I know how much you southern boys like your driving-in-circles "sport," but it's jumped the shark. NASCAR has to be as scripted as pro wrestling.

Watch, they're going to move to gimmicks next.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/blog/from_the_marbles/post/Derrike-Cope-s-nieces-to-debut-in-Martinsville-t?urn=nascar-278985

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: fuk off ()
Date: October 22, 2010 04:54PM

Nobody gives a fuck, MrMcLameO.

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: October 22, 2010 05:44PM

If this was fake, don't you think they would have picked relatives of someone who was better than Derrike Cope?

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 22, 2010 05:59PM

Speaking of lame... What's with all the "insult" versions of Mephisto's name having "Mc" in it?

McPissedOn... McFisty... McLameO... It just doesn't make sense... There's not even a "c" in his screen name at all... The only good one was Hipster McWhiskers... and that was good for different reasons...

Can you really not come up with an insult name without leaning on the "Irish Flair" crutch?

Even "MrFagFister" was more creative than these McInsults... At least that person was walking on two legs... Even though he was limping...

fuk off Wrote:
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> Nobody gives a fuck, MrMcLameO.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: looking 4 the pot of gold ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:06PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Speaking of lame... What's with all the "insult"
> versions of Mephisto's name having "Mc" in it?
>
> McPissedOn... McFisty... McLameO... It just
> doesn't make sense... There's not even a "c" in
> his screen name at all... The only good one was
> Hipster McWhiskers... and that was good for
> different reasons...
>
> Can you really not come up with an insult name
> without leaning on the "Irish Flair" crutch?
>
> E


it's because he looks like a hybrid between a caveman and a leprechaun.

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:08PM

IDK McTuttle...but I love Irish/scottish versions of insults
...hahahah

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: hahahaha ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:09PM

Conie Wrote:
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> IDK McTuttle...but I love Irish/scottish versions
> of insults
> ...hahahah


MrMcTuttle...loves it! :o)

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:20PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I know how much you southern boys like your
> driving-in-circles "sport," but it's jumped the
> shark. NASCAR has to be as scripted as pro
> wrestling.
>
> Watch, they're going to move to gimmicks next.
>
> http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/blog/from_the_marbl
> es/post/Derrike-Cope-s-nieces-to-debut-in-Martinsv
> ille-t?urn=nascar-278985

granted, but the money brought in by nascar is very real.
nascar, like wrestling, is a well-oiled, money making machine.
both machines will continue to thrive as long as the dimwitted slackjaws are amongst us, and those folks are as pervasive as cancer.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:30PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I know how much you southern boys like your
> driving-in-circles "sport," but it's jumped the
> shark. NASCAR has to be as scripted as pro
> wrestling.
>
> Watch, they're going to move to gimmicks next.




A lot of people just watch it for the crashes anyway.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2010 06:30PM by eesh.

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 22, 2010 06:32PM

I love when the announcer says "Gentlemen..Start your engines!!"

that gets me hot

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 22, 2010 07:06PM

Conie Wrote:
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> I love when the announcer says "Gentlemen..Start
> your engines!!"
>
> that gets me hot


that comment ^^ belongs in the "booty buzkill" section.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 22, 2010 07:09PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> -----
> > I love when the announcer says
> "Gentlemen..Start
> > your engines!!"
> >
> > that gets me hot
>
>
> that comment ^^ belongs in the "booty buzkill"
> section.


If that doesn't get you hot then you are a dike

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 22, 2010 07:14PM

Conie Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> > Conie Wrote:
> >
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> > > I love when the announcer says
> > "Gentlemen..Start
> > > your engines!!"
> > >
> > > that gets me hot
> >
> >
> > that comment ^^ belongs in the "booty buzkill"
> > section.
>
>
> If that doesn't get you hot then you are a dike


nope nugget, still not a dyke.
but because "get ready to engine blah blah" gets you off, you are a dimwitted slackjaw.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 22, 2010 07:16PM

themuse Wrote:
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> > > Conie Wrote:
> > >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > I love when the announcer says
> > > "Gentlemen..Start
> > > > your engines!!"
> > > >
> > > > that gets me hot
> > >
> > >
> > > that comment ^^ belongs in the "booty
> buzkill"
> > > section.
> >
> >
> > If that doesn't get you hot then you are a dike
>
>
> nope nugget, still not a dyke.
> but because "get ready to engine blah blah" gets
> you off, you are a dimwitted slackjaw.


Nope i'm just very secure about being smart and

sexual at the same time

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 22, 2010 07:56PM

Conie Wrote:
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> > > > Conie Wrote:
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> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I love when the announcer says
> > > > "Gentlemen..Start
> > > > > your engines!!"
> > > > >
> > > > > that gets me hot
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > that comment ^^ belongs in the "booty
> > buzkill"
> > > > section.
> > >
> > >
> > > If that doesn't get you hot then you are a
> dike
> >
> >
> > nope nugget, still not a dyke.
> > but because "get ready to engine blah blah"
> gets
> > you off, you are a dimwitted slackjaw.
>
>
> Nope i'm just very secure about being smart and
>
> sexual at the same time
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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Date: October 22, 2010 09:02PM

I don't know if NASCAR is fake. I do have to question some aspects of it. The biggest one being that it's biggest star is basically the Julian Lennon of motor sports. I wonder if Kyle Petty ever looks at Jr. and wonders why his dad couldn't have eaten a wall when he was starting out.

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 23, 2010 10:16AM

'themuse' worte :

>... as long as the dimwitted slackjaws are amongst us,

I'll take dimwitted and slackjawed over MORBIDLY OBESE, IGNORANT,
OPRAH WATCHING WELFARE QUEENS WITH TEN FREE-SCHOOL LUNCH
RECIPIENTS OUT BOUNCING BASKETBALLS IN THE STREET UNATTENDED.

> and those folks are as pervasive as cancer.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.
EVER BEEN TO PG COUNTY or D.C. ?

NOW WE HAVE NEW TURD-COLORED LAZY ASSES
JUMPING ON THE BAND WAGON FROM MEXICO.

YAY FOR LAZY THIEVES!
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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: October 23, 2010 11:46AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I don't know if NASCAR is fake. I do have to
> question some aspects of it. The biggest one being
> that it's biggest star is basically the Julian
> Lennon of motor sports. I wonder if Kyle Petty
> ever looks at Jr. and wonders why his dad couldn't
> have eaten a wall when he was starting out.


I've never figured out why Jr. is so popular. He surely isn't earning fans through his talent.

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Re: NASCAR is fake.
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: October 23, 2010 11:47AM

Maybe those girls could have a grudge match with Danica.

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