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Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 22, 2010 08:55AM

for two or three weeks this shirt has been hanging in my closet. I buttoned it all the way up this morning noticing the two acorns my son had handed me weeks prior. One of the acorns had holes in it. I looked into the bottom of my shirt pocket to find maggots.

Im cool with bugs and shit, but ewwww. Should I burn the shirt?

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: October 22, 2010 08:57AM

hahaha. Naw, I would just wash it in hot water. I better check my coat pockets now that you mention that...

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 22, 2010 09:04AM

Don't ever leave a grilled cheese sandwich in the seat pocket in your car

during the summer and then forget about it for months.

When my brother-in-law sold me his jeep it took us the longest time to find out

where that nasty smell was coming from.

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 22, 2010 09:10AM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> for two or three weeks this shirt has been hanging
> in my closet. I buttoned it all the way up this
> morning noticing the two acorns my son had handed
> me weeks prior. One of the acorns had holes in it.
> I looked into the bottom of my shirt pocket to
> find maggots.
>
> Im cool with bugs and shit, but ewwww. Should I
> burn the shirt?


You found Eesh in your shirt? ewwwwwwwww

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: sir chauncy ()
Date: October 22, 2010 09:46AM

496 Wrote:
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> Yahweh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > for two or three weeks this shirt has been
> hanging
> > in my closet. I buttoned it all the way up this
> > morning noticing the two acorns my son had
> handed
> > me weeks prior. One of the acorns had holes in
> it.
> > I looked into the bottom of my shirt pocket to
> > find maggots.
> >
> > Im cool with bugs and shit, but ewwww. Should I
> > burn the shirt?
>
>
> You found Eesh in your shirt? ewwwwwwwww

He didn't say they were gay maggots.

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 22, 2010 09:48AM

'Yahweh' wrote :

> "One of the acorns had holes in it.
> I looked into the bottom of my shirt pocket to find maggots.

> Im cool with bugs and shit, but ewwww. Should I burn the shirt?


IT IS A GIFT AND AN OMEN FROM YOUR MASTER LUCIFER, LORD OF THE FLIES.

NOW SHOVE THE MAGGOTS UP YOUR ASS AND TORCH YOUR CLOTHING WHILE YOU
ARE WEARING IT SO THAT YOU MAY BE A SACRIFICIAL LAMB TO SATAN, YOUR
BENEVOLENT WORSHIPFUL HEAD SHIT-LICKING FAGGOT.
.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 22, 2010 09:54AM

the only thing i've found in a pocket that made me happy was money.
finding money in an old forgotten pocket is quite the treat.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: Claudia ()
Date: October 22, 2010 09:56AM

I found a pickle in my BFs pocket once that
made me happy

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 22, 2010 09:57AM

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THE METAPHYSICAL AND ANAL-CENTRIC ASPECTS OF THIS, TROLL.
THANKS AGAIN FOR THE INSIGHT!

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 22, 2010 10:14AM

LIAR!

How can you NOT think of the Metaphysical and Anal-Centric aspects
when you suck on your boyfriends asshole? You silly shit-packer.
Is it SOOOOOOO disgusting you go into some queer-auto pilot mode to save
from having to brush vomit off of your teeth?

Lemme knoe.
.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: reader ()
Date: October 22, 2010 10:30AM

496 Wrote:
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> You found Eesh in your shirt? ewwwwwwwww

He said Maggots, not Faggots.

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 22, 2010 10:39AM

Conie Wrote:
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>
> When my brother-in-law sold me his jeep it took us
> the longest time to find out
>
> where that nasty smell was coming from.




It came from between your legs, and it is caused by yeast infection.

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 22, 2010 10:41AM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> for two or three weeks this shirt has been hanging
> in my closet. I buttoned it all the way up this
> morning noticing the two acorns my son had handed
> me weeks prior. One of the acorns had holes in it.
> I looked into the bottom of my shirt pocket to
> find maggots.
>
> Im cool with bugs and shit, but ewwww. Should I
> burn the shirt?





Did they eat holes in the shirt?

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 22, 2010 01:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Did they eat holes in the shirt?


Not yet, they looked young. I just tossed it outside this morning, discusted.
I didnt really like that shirt anyways...

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 22, 2010 01:50PM

I've never seen maggots in an acorn before, they must've been the community activist variety.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Don't put an acorn in your shirt pocket and forget...
Posted by: biologist ()
Date: October 24, 2010 09:09PM

maggots eat meat. faggots do too. those were just some type of larva.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 24, 2010 09:13PM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 12/06/2014 09:31PM by chuckhoffmann.

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