If it's brown, flush it down.

Cool Moe Dee Wrote:
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> If it's brown, flush it down.


another anonymous pussy with a really bad username.

yeefuckinghaw

Mine is: If all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

itchy likes to break shit!

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What to remember before you head south with your mouth..."if it smells like perfume, you may consume; if it smells like cologne, leave it alone".

EYESAWYOURMOMMALICKEM....PRAISE TO allah...LOL!!!

"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THEN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"

This sign is prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelpha

You may ask what kind of business would dare post a sign

ANSWER


A FUNERAL HOME

" U.S. Marines....Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.."

" U.S. Marines....Travel Agents To Allah"...."Stop Global Whining"

"Death Smiles at Everyone....Marines Smile Back"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?....A Little Recoil"

"Marines....Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die for their Country Since 1775"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden....It's Our Job to Arrange the Meeting"

"A Dead Enemy is a Peaceful Enemy....Blessed be the Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank a Teacher....If You Can Read it in English, Thank a Veteran"

"Machine Gunners....Accuracy by Volume"

~ Marine Gunny

"The weak of constitution are bound for the outcome of least desire."

~ Christmas Ape

Cry me a river, bitch.
-Meatwad

Since he is of no use anymore, there is no gain if he lives and no loss if he dies.


-Pol Pot

"Fuck my life."

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Man in glass house should dress in basement.

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"

"RALPH POOTAWN IS A LOSER."

~ALLCAPS

Fuck 'em.

Fuck it.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Oh Boo-Frickin'-Hoo -put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

Taking a shower in your clothes shows you're crazy. Taking a shower without your clothes shows your nuts. -Mohandas K. Gandhi

"im sad that im flying" - strongsad

"if there's no grass on the field, go around back and play in the mud" -

"you can paint a piece of shit gold and all you'll have is a golden piece of shit" -

Conie Wrote:
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> "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"


Also one of my favorites, add to it

" that thing is smaller than a wet fart
" drier than a popcorn fart"

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

"Conie, go die in a fire."

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> "Conie, go die in a fire."


"Put on your big-girl panties and deal with it Fisto"

"Creepy Cone Bone"

"eeshtardio"

He went outside and the hogs ate him.

"It's 4am, do you know where your daughters are?" - MrMeFistHo

-Poppa Bashoo.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

A regular posted this awhile ago-

"Show me the hottest women in the world and I'll show you a man who is tired of fucking her."

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My friend was considering dating his cousins ex, and justified by saying;
there's still some of her that his cousin hasn't touched. Believing his love would be "deeper."

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> "Politics is the science of countering assholism
> with greater assholism."
>
Or "Politics" Poly meaning many Tics= blood sucking parasites