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My Rich Liberal Daddy Gave Me Everything I Have My New Corvette In High School Trips To Aspen On Spring Break My Years At Harvard And Four More At Havard Law
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Snotty Shitty Rich Democrat
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Date: July 05, 2025 10:23AM
After I got my law degree and passed the bar on my 5 th attempt to pass after Daddy paid a legal lawyer scholar 50 grand to tutor me giving me answers to questions
Then I practiced law at a ambulance chasers sketchy law firm for three years sueing everyone in sight who looked at me the wrong way and doctors who saved the lives of people trapped in horrible crashes plus the hospitals the nurses the kitchen ladies amd janitors too
I then opened my own law firm specializing posters on FXU who are only using 1st amendment free speech to shit post on very sketchy rights oppressive race pandering race baiting illegal cheater on all legal us legal immigrats Democrats
After losing all my cases in state and federal courts where even my hand picked Democrat judges I judge shopped for to hear my cases which were all thrown out of court as attacks on the 1 st
I was not doing well at all I hid in my room in bed with covers pulled up over my head for weaks crying all the time so much I had to drink gallons of water beer wine whisky gin cheap rot gut vodka and use other refreshment weed crack coke until I was broke as JOE broke America
But lucky snotty me Daddy bailed me out again and again with his 250 k checks so I would not lose my OCMD lux 15 th floor 3 br condo or my 2020 Viking 64 sportfisherman he bought for me I just had to pay property taxes utilities and upkeep fuel slip in lux marina and captains fees
So I went back to my legal roots sueing children with broken legs widows doctors with zero success my claims were tossed by the same shopping Democrat judges as frivilous malicious cases
Again I was so depressed my gay boyfriend left me I really hit bottom then I met a great new short fat gay guy a bizarre tatted kind of sketchy troll type at DCs Green Lantern gay bar and with his gun advice started sueing gun makers and users of guns who where attacked by violent long record leftist criminals with deadly force of swords crossbows long razor sharp knives and straight razors carried in their high heal soul train side zipper hip hop boots
Which has been very lucritive indeed
Now I demand payback to all oppressed people of the past who liverd over 155 years ago who were enslaved by Democrats
In order to correct this horible Democrat slavery wrong I demand all of todays Democrat decendents of the enslaved by Democrats over 155 years ago to be paid reparations of at least 5 million dollars in tax free attachment free US Cash on the barrel head to each and every one of them !
This payment to be made at once from the US treasury which will require a special tax to be levied on all present in the US who are not decendents of Democrat slaves
in order to pay the slave reparations the special tax must be at least 5000 dollars to be paid by the ones responsible for the Democrats slavery over 155 years ago who are now age 18 to 125 and the recent 25 years dead ! This tax must be paid monthy by federal mandetory deductions from income or welfare checks or inheritance US military pay and retirement Medal Of Honor heros pensions all others retirements lottery prizes gifts and disability payments !
We Democrats must do the right thing ! And pay reparations to those who never were slaves by those who never owned a slave !
As Democrats there is no end to doing the right Democrat thing !
types of pipe !
Then I practiced law at a ambulance chasers sketchy law firm for three years sueing everyone in sight who looked at me the wrong way and doctors who saved the lives of people trapped in horrible crashes plus the hospitals the nurses the kitchen ladies amd janitors too
I then opened my own law firm specializing posters on FXU who are only using 1st amendment free speech to shit post on very sketchy rights oppressive race pandering race baiting illegal cheater on all legal us legal immigrats Democrats
After losing all my cases in state and federal courts where even my hand picked Democrat judges I judge shopped for to hear my cases which were all thrown out of court as attacks on the 1 st
I was not doing well at all I hid in my room in bed with covers pulled up over my head for weaks crying all the time so much I had to drink gallons of water beer wine whisky gin cheap rot gut vodka and use other refreshment weed crack coke until I was broke as JOE broke America
But lucky snotty me Daddy bailed me out again and again with his 250 k checks so I would not lose my OCMD lux 15 th floor 3 br condo or my 2020 Viking 64 sportfisherman he bought for me I just had to pay property taxes utilities and upkeep fuel slip in lux marina and captains fees
So I went back to my legal roots sueing children with broken legs widows doctors with zero success my claims were tossed by the same shopping Democrat judges as frivilous malicious cases
Again I was so depressed my gay boyfriend left me I really hit bottom then I met a great new short fat gay guy a bizarre tatted kind of sketchy troll type at DCs Green Lantern gay bar and with his gun advice started sueing gun makers and users of guns who where attacked by violent long record leftist criminals with deadly force of swords crossbows long razor sharp knives and straight razors carried in their high heal soul train side zipper hip hop boots
Which has been very lucritive indeed
Now I demand payback to all oppressed people of the past who liverd over 155 years ago who were enslaved by Democrats
In order to correct this horible Democrat slavery wrong I demand all of todays Democrat decendents of the enslaved by Democrats over 155 years ago to be paid reparations of at least 5 million dollars in tax free attachment free US Cash on the barrel head to each and every one of them !
This payment to be made at once from the US treasury which will require a special tax to be levied on all present in the US who are not decendents of Democrat slaves
in order to pay the slave reparations the special tax must be at least 5000 dollars to be paid by the ones responsible for the Democrats slavery over 155 years ago who are now age 18 to 125 and the recent 25 years dead ! This tax must be paid monthy by federal mandetory deductions from income or welfare checks or inheritance US military pay and retirement Medal Of Honor heros pensions all others retirements lottery prizes gifts and disability payments !
We Democrats must do the right thing ! And pay reparations to those who never were slaves by those who never owned a slave !
As Democrats there is no end to doing the right Democrat thing !
types of pipe !
Re: My Rich Liberal Daddy Gave Me Everything I Have My New Corvette In High School Trips To Aspen On Spring Break My Years At Harvard And Four More At Havard Law
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Cool Story Bro
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Date: July 05, 2025 10:34AM
Lolz just another amusing 1st amendmend free speech long fake bullshit story shitpost on worthless Democrats who promise blacks millions in fake reparations to suck blacks into voting Democrat and keeping blacks firmly in place on the Democrat Plantation
Which is what the whole Democrat reparations to blacks is really for keeping black suckers Democrat votes on the Democrat Plantation lol
Which is what the whole Democrat reparations to blacks is really for keeping black suckers Democrat votes on the Democrat Plantation lol
Re: My Rich Liberal Daddy Gave Me Everything I Have My New Corvette In High School Trips To Aspen On Spring Break My Years At Harvard And Four More At Havard Law
Posted by:
OP Rich Democrat Gay Rubber Boi
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Date: July 05, 2025 03:54PM
Why are you hiding your secret gay shiny black rubber tales at Poodle Beach ?