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The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: Mass Consumption ()
Date: July 04, 2025 01:01PM

The fat lazy Americans celebrate by guzzling cheap beer and grilling fatty foods for 3 days straight, probably smoking weed too. Americans are worthless pigs. They don't give a shit about the independence and all that shit.

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: Joseph R Biden ()
Date: July 04, 2025 01:09PM

You know what? I don't care about America either, Jack!

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: Curbside pick-up ()
Date: July 04, 2025 03:12PM

I did Walmart curbside pick-up this morning and stocked up on a the made in China shit that I can use for a year before it breaks and I send it to the landfill.

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: I have man boobs! ()
Date: July 04, 2025 03:23PM

I got a 10 pound bag of chicken leg quarters for $8.72 a bag of charcoal for $4.88 and a 30 pack of Busch beer for $19.16. I am ready to party on the cheap thanks to Walmart!

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: 3gy4eh54 ()
Date: July 04, 2025 04:00PM

I CAN ONLY GUESS HOW MANY OF THE HIGHSCHOOLS IN CORRUPT FAIRFAX CO VA HAVE A 501C status as "a fireworks display host and provider"

how many 4th of july "displays" are in fairfax is the real question

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: Mad Shitter ()
Date: July 04, 2025 04:11PM

I left a steaming pile of shit in one of the changing rooms in the WalMart in Fairfax! Then I hauled ass!

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: Shoplifting Coat Tailor ()
Date: July 04, 2025 06:18PM

Wow my best Democrat customers of secret 7 pocket coats and those Democrats who mastered my suits of seven bells are working the shelves and cold refers holding prime rib steaks and jumbo skrimps ,

While light finger Louies Democrat masters now of my suits of seven bells work the crowds inside and out !

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: Produce Shopping ()
Date: July 05, 2025 10:29PM

I buy all my produce at Walmart because my local grocer masturbates on the lettuce leaving it dripping with jism

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Posted by: Satisfied Customer ()
Date: July 05, 2025 10:43PM

I got head from Gerry in the Walmart bathroom display

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: Piss Jugman ()
Date: July 06, 2025 06:03AM

I like the Walmart down in Massaponax. Truckers leave their filled piss jugs all over the parking lot.

Today on the last day of mass consumption 3 day weekend we will get drunk in the morning and pass out in the late afternoon. That way we get plenty of sleep before going back to work tomorrow.

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: Lower middle class ()
Date: July 06, 2025 06:07PM

With Trumps failed economy Americans are forced to take the few dollars they have left for a modest holiday cookout of beans and chicken or hot dogs.

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Re: The Walmart parking lot is packed to the gills right now!
Posted by: chicken dogs and potato chips ()
Date: July 19, 2025 06:58AM

Lower middle class Wrote:
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> With Trumps failed economy Americans are forced to
> take the few dollars they have left for a modest
> holiday cookout of beans and chicken or hot dogs.

Just like the last time Trump was in office.

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