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J Lo’s 55 year old pussy falls out of leotards, sends crowds running for exits
Posted by: TMZ ()
Date: June 10, 2025 12:36AM

In a disgusting display of narcissistic ignorance, abuela Jennifer Lopez’s piss flappers fell out of her sequined onesie at a show last night leaving viewers visibly shaken and nauseated as they trampled one another in a mad mass exodus. One shocked witness described it as “looking like road kill, with hair and everything “. It has been estimated that the combined length of penises that have reciprocated her uterine walls would go to the moon and back some 42,000 times.

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Re: J Lo’s 55 year old pussy falls out of leotards, sends crowds running for exits
Posted by: I call bullshit! ()
Date: June 10, 2025 12:57AM

The crowd was simply running out so they would not miss the start of the Meade Skelton concert at the venue next door

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