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Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade's No Sex 46yr Virgin ()
Date: June 08, 2025 01:48PM

First, Meade is losing his hair at 46!! That is not a youthful look.

Meade trying to make an excuse for why no woman will date him and he never been able to get a girlfriend at the age of 46.

In the video Meade explains that getting the "sex stuff" on you will make you old and anything to do with sex is bad. When he gets married he is just going to bang them out quick so he saves his youth look and doesn't do a lot of sex.

Meade says he was a "twink" at one point in the video. It's hilarious.

Meade's explains why sex is bad for people
https://youtu.be/uTlmhgPrJn8?si=Ft0ax56Za4X0TsHZ

"It may not be the sex. You have avoided adult responsibilities all your life and avoided the stress associated with being a productive adult."

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Sleep all Day Meade ()
Date: June 08, 2025 01:53PM

Meade's No Sex 46yr Virgin Wrote:
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> First, Meade is losing his hair at 46!! That is
> not a youthful look.
>
> Meade trying to make an excuse for why no woman
> will date him and he never been able to get a
> girlfriend at the age of 46.
>
> In the video Meade explains that getting the "sex
> stuff" on you will make you old and anything to do
> with sex is bad. When he gets married he is just
> going to bang them out quick so he saves his youth
> look and doesn't do a lot of sex.
>
> Meade says he was a "twink" at one point in the
> video. It's hilarious.
>
> Meade's explains why sex is bad for people
> https://youtu.be/uTlmhgPrJn8?si=Ft0ax56Za4X0TsHZ
>
> "It may not be the sex. You have avoided adult
> responsibilities all your life and avoided the
> stress associated with being a productive adult."

Or sleeping in until noon every day and only having to feed a pet bird while his daddy, at 90 years old, takes the stress of having to care of Meade at 46.

Maybe the "secret" is sleeping all day and not doing shit with your life.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Date: June 08, 2025 02:02PM

a man being a virgin, that will certainly help to make his life far less stress free and thus, live longer, particularly if he isn't masturbating...

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Mr. Ed ()
Date: June 08, 2025 02:06PM

First off, Wilbur- that motherfucker lies like a goddam rug! HE may not have had sex, but he used to sneak into my stall at night and give me tug jobs alla tine! Secondly- that fat fuck looks erry goddam bit of 50+. Sheeeeit- nigga be using so much “Just Fo’ Niggas” on his hair the shit has leaked into his pea brain. This is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life!

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Ponce De Leon ()
Date: June 08, 2025 02:31PM

The reason Meade looks- ROTFLMAO!-46 is because he brushes his teeth with Vagisil and gargles with Summer’s Eve!

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade's Delusional World ()
Date: June 08, 2025 02:57PM

If Meade was even half way good looking he would be able to get a girlfriend, even a fat girlfriend. Hell, I'm not the best looking but I can still pull in and date plenty of 8+ women.

Any guy who says he has great looks and women are crazy about him but never has a girlfriend or goes on dates is delusional.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade’s right hand ()
Date: June 08, 2025 03:19PM

His dick belongs to me. Ma’fakker beats off so much i cant get nothing else done. Sick up and fed with this shit.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Serious question ()
Date: June 08, 2025 11:44PM

I wonder if he counts masturbation? I guarantee you that Meade doesn’t have any skin left on his palms

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade keeps trained pets ()
Date: June 09, 2025 07:16AM


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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Real Truth ()
Date: June 09, 2025 09:35AM

Meade looks like a guy I know who is 57, so no clue who is telling him he looks young for his age.

As for no sex being youthful. Studies have proven otherwise. Sex is stress relief and also exercise. Studies have also shown that sex releases important chemicals in the body that help fight off disease and obesity.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Date: June 09, 2025 10:39AM

eye would agree that sex is therapeutic but ejaculating cuts short men's lifespan and ages men quicker and most men don't know how to have sexual relations without ejaculating...

so there's that....

then you take into account the disagreeable modern woman who has a tendency to run her man ragged...arguments, drama, disrespect, to do lists...then there's the heartbreak and all that shit...that shit'll kill you quick...

"Yo Gods, let me born y'all the science about the womb
It's a black hole for those who lose control
Fertile soil for royal and wise
And spoiled many men and took many lives
Loyal brothers changed sides
Only birthed a decimal compared to those who died inside"---RZA "Marvel"

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade is All Excuses ()
Date: June 09, 2025 12:02PM

It's just Meade making excuses for why a 46 years old male has never been able to get a girlfriend. Meade needs to get an actual girlfriend before commenting on marriage. Baby steps first, or in Meade's case, teenage steps first.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: mahdi WTF??? ()
Date: June 09, 2025 12:21PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> eye would agree that sex is therapeutic but
> ejaculating cuts short men's lifespan and ages men
> quicker and most men don't know how to have sexual
> relations without ejaculating...
>
> so there's that....
>
> then you take into account the disagreeable modern
> woman who has a tendency to run her man
> ragged...arguments, drama, disrespect, to do
> lists...then there's the heartbreak and all that
> shit...that shit'll kill you quick...
>

> "Yo Gods, let me born y'all the science about the
> womb
> It's a black hole for those who lose control
> Fertile soil for royal and wise
> And spoiled many men and took many lives
> Loyal brothers changed sides
> Only birthed a decimal compared to those who died
> inside"---RZA "Marvel"


You hate women like Meade too.

It is great that you, Meade and Morgenthau have found each other to play your human centipede game.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Date: June 09, 2025 12:31PM

telling the truth about something doesn't mean you hate it

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Just another Meade Excuse ()
Date: June 09, 2025 01:43PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> telling the truth about something doesn't mean you
> hate it

Meade we all know you were just making excuses for why you have never had sex and can't get a girlfriend.

Saying you've never sex because you're trying to stay young etc... makes you look even more stranger and deranged.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: WOW... ()
Date: June 09, 2025 02:42PM

Just another Meade Excuse Wrote:
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> the real General Mahdi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > telling the truth about something doesn't mean
> you
> > hate it
>
> Meade we all know you were just making excuses for
> why you have never had sex and can't get a
> girlfriend.
>
> Saying you've never sex because you're trying to
> stay young etc... makes you look even more
> stranger and deranged.


Mahdi cosigning Meade's chick repellent incel nonsense.


In the future
An 80 year old virgin checks into assisted living. "The people I asked all said I didn't look s day over 75. The mean people who have had sex will never experience such a monumental achievement."

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: chill!! ()
Date: June 09, 2025 03:54PM

Relax, remember this comes from the dude that: Invented the three dessert per meal weight loss theory. Has a photo here somewhere wearing a beanie with a propellor with the words "I never wanna grow up" on it. Said he was really gonna lose weight this time, a hundred times. What did you expect he was gonna say? let it be!

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Date: June 09, 2025 04:45PM

" Mahdi cosigning Meade's chick repellent incel nonsense."

no, the world desperately needs intelligent women and men to procreate babies out of stable, functional lifelong monogamous relationships and create strong healthy offspring...one of the problems with that is that these days, only one of the parents, or none of them is intelligent...at least not intelligent enough to tell the big headed scientist yacub's doctors and nurses "NO!" when they come at you with the needle, for example..

eye have the proclivity to route for the underdog so eye try to defend Meade when om able to and this is one instance...he is right...some men are fortunate enough to find a woman who actually makes their life easier and helps them to live longer but generally that isn't the case....

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: WTF? ()
Date: June 09, 2025 05:23PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> " Mahdi cosigning Meade's chick repellent incel
> nonsense."
>
> no, the world desperately needs intelligent women
> and men to procreate babies out of stable,
> functional lifelong monogamous relationships and
> create strong healthy offspring...one of the
> problems with that is that these days, only one of
> the parents, or none of them is intelligent...at
> least not intelligent enough to tell the big
> headed scientist yacub's doctors and nurses "NO!"
> when they come at you with the needle, for
> example..
>
> eye have the proclivity to route for the underdog
> so eye try to defend Meade when om able to and
> this is one instance...he is right...some men are
> fortunate enough to find a woman who actually
> makes their life easier and helps them to live
> longer but generally that isn't the case....

Meade your post makes no sense.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: He does look young ()
Date: June 09, 2025 09:38PM

I would have guessed 32..

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Not buying it ()
Date: June 09, 2025 09:49PM

I don’t believe for a minute Meade is a virgin. I went to one of his concerts about a year ago and you should have seen all the hot women there who were screaming for him. A lot of them were taking their shirts off and showing him their tits. I saw a few of his security go into the crowd and escort some of the hotter ones backstage. Meade probably banged four or five of them that night

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: He has a full head of hair ()
Date: June 09, 2025 10:02PM

Meade's No Sex 46yr Virgin Wrote:
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> First, Meade is losing his hair at 46!! That is
> not a youthful look.
>
> Meade trying to make an excuse for why no woman
> will date him and he never been able to get a
> girlfriend at the age of 46.
>
> In the video Meade explains that getting the "sex
> stuff" on you will make you old and anything to do
> with sex is bad. When he gets married he is just
> going to bang them out quick so he saves his youth
> look and doesn't do a lot of sex.
>
> Meade says he was a "twink" at one point in the
> video. It's hilarious.
>
> Meade's explains why sex is bad for people
> https://youtu.be/uTlmhgPrJn8?si=Ft0ax56Za4X0TsHZ
>
> "It may not be the sex. You have avoided adult
> responsibilities all your life and avoided the
> stress associated with being a productive adult."

most men his age would want that hairline. You can't disagree with him on everything but he's not balding.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meede: abbr "medial lobotomy" ()
Date: June 09, 2025 10:24PM

Got dang! I'd sho like me suma dat Sweet Cream! Yee haw!
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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meede: abbr "medial lobotomy" ()
Date: June 09, 2025 10:26PM

Got dang! I'd sho like me suma dat Sweet Cream! Yee haw!
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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: very nice genes ()
Date: June 09, 2025 10:32PM

He's got that cute chubby cheeked cherubic face. The cheeks that women love to pinch. Dark thick hair gives him a Carl Betz/Van Williams look. High placed cheekbones helps prevent wrinkles and acts as a sort of hanger for face flesh.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade Skelton. ()
Date: June 10, 2025 08:11AM

I’ve had it up to here with you motherfuckers talking shit about me. Goddammit im a fucking ARTIST! Im sensitive as shit! Alot of you motherfucking cocksuckers dont know this but i am a 6th Degree Shih S’Tayne Master. I can beat ALL your motherfucking asses! It takes a tremendous amount of fortitude to remain a virgin at 46. I pass up pussy on a hourly basis! I grew up with sisters and everything. I should have won Grammys and been in the Country Music AND Rock and Roll Hall of Fame but i refused to play their game. I am NOT a sellout. I will not do commercial shit that compromises my artistic nature just to sell records, although I am very fond of the crisp natural taste you get from Nestea Sweet Tea, now in six delicious flavors including raspberry, lemon, extra sweet, diet, strawberry and our newest exciting delicious Green Tea. Fuck all you niggers and especially jews who have conspired to keep me from commercial success. I have sold over 460 albums and have played soldout shows from Farmers Markets to County Fairs in two different counties if you count the one where i got arrested in Culpepper for violating their retarded Noise Ordinance. Fuck them niggers. Shit for brains country bumpkins would not know artistic genius if it crawled up their ass and started a tractor pull. I am the Undisputed King of Fairfax Underground and i have spoken. Kiss my ass!

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Response ()
Date: June 10, 2025 09:37AM

Meade,

Stop lying to everybody. You have never had a sold-out show. It's not the "Niggers and jews" that are holding you back. It's your lazy ass that only does three shows a year and your music sucks. Your racist posts blaming everybody but yourself are humorous.

You need to DO REAL WORK and get out of bed at 5am to start a FULL day of work.

All these fake internet posts and flaky strange youtube videos just hurt your image.

If you want to be a music star you need to put in the time doing 5 or six shows a week at local Richmond bars. If you are such a big music success then 5 or six show a week should be no problem.

Stop lying to yourself, your current position is your own making.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Just Advice ()
Date: June 10, 2025 11:59AM

Meade is your typical racist. Claims nobody like him and his feelings are hurt by what people say. Then in the next sentence goes on racist hate rant about niggers and jews.

Maybe stop hating other people and other people start liking you.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Registered Democrat For Life ()
Date: June 10, 2025 01:38PM

Hey Im a male female virgin at 80

I never could figure out what I am

So as one with a small worm Ive run my store by hand now for life !

You people have known me as OP of this thread and hundreds more for years now about some obscure singer I dearly love and am so jealous if be gets married to a real women !

People arn't Democrats like me great !

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Lol Ops Out Its Out ! ()
Date: June 10, 2025 01:40PM

Ops a 80 hr old virgin lolz finally out here on FXU !

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Ya Ops Always Posting To Himself ()
Date: June 10, 2025 01:41PM

Lame crazy lazy creep op is

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: I can see op now ()
Date: June 10, 2025 01:44PM

Wacking his meat getting off reading his bullshit

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: like Andy Warhol said ()
Date: June 10, 2025 03:43PM

Sex is way over played. People make it out to be far more than it really is.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: you proved you are badassed ()
Date: June 10, 2025 04:29PM

Meade Skelton. Wrote:
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> I’ve had it up to here with you motherfuckers
> talking shit about me. Goddammit im a fucking
> ARTIST! Im sensitive as shit! Alot of you
> motherfucking cocksuckers dont know this but i am
> a 6th Degree Shih S’Tayne Master. I can beat ALL
> your motherfucking asses! It takes a tremendous
> amount of fortitude to remain a virgin at 46. I
> pass up pussy on a hourly basis! I grew up with
> sisters and everything. I should have won Grammys
> and been in the Country Music AND Rock and Roll
> Hall of Fame but i refused to play their game. I
> am NOT a sellout. I will not do commercial shit
> that compromises my artistic nature just to sell
> records, although I am very fond of the crisp
> natural taste you get from Nestea Sweet Tea, now
> in six delicious flavors including raspberry,
> lemon, extra sweet, diet, strawberry and our
> newest exciting delicious Green Tea. Fuck all you
> niggers and especially jews who have conspired to
> keep me from commercial success. I have sold over
> 460 albums and have played soldout shows from
> Farmers Markets to County Fairs in two different
> counties if you count the one where i got arrested
> in Culpepper for violating their retarded Noise
> Ordinance. Fuck them niggers. Shit for brains
> country bumpkins would not know artistic genius if
> it crawled up their ass and started a tractor
> pull. I am the Undisputed King of Fairfax
> Underground and i have spoken. Kiss my ass!

At the monument siege. Waiting for you to use some of that fancy kung foo Japanese fighting there. The riff raff and nogoodniks there at the time were very very lucky.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade Skelton. ()
Date: June 10, 2025 05:40PM

I am challenging Travis Kelsey to a cage fight. I will use my Marital Arts skills in order to beat his ass and i will steal his girlfriend Taylor Swift and marry her and show EVERYONE what a badass motherfucker I am. We will move into my mom’s basement which is my recording studio, and i will take her career to the next level. She will ride my coattails to stardom and bear my children as soon as i can figure out how to work this thing. You have no idea how big it gets! I have been studying videos on the PornHub, and although i have a pretty good idea which hole it is supposed to go in, i will hone my sex skills and impregnate her and im pretty sure i will be elected governor of Virginia after that. My first move will be to make Sweet Tea Virginia’s State Beverage and i will deport all the niggers and jews to Maryland where they belong. MVGA- Make Virginia Great Again.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: proly got a millin letters ()
Date: June 10, 2025 05:51PM

Not buying it Wrote:
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> I don’t believe for a minute Meade is a virgin.
> I went to one of his concerts about a year ago and
> you should have seen all the hot women there who
> were screaming for him. A lot of them were taking
> their shirts off and showing him their tits. I saw
> a few of his security go into the crowd and escort
> some of the hotter ones backstage. Meade probably
> banged four or five of them that night


all kind of women are most likely sending his "adult photos" of themselves au natural in hopes of putting that cherry of his under their garter belts. Meade is a fox when it comes to getting "that thing".

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Now for Reality ()
Date: June 10, 2025 06:45PM

proly got a millin letters Wrote:
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> Not buying it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don’t believe for a minute Meade is a
> virgin.
> > I went to one of his concerts about a year ago
> and
> > you should have seen all the hot women there
> who
> > were screaming for him. A lot of them were
> taking
> > their shirts off and showing him their tits. I
> saw
> > a few of his security go into the crowd and
> escort
> > some of the hotter ones backstage. Meade
> probably
> > banged four or five of them that night
>
>
> all kind of women are most likely sending his
> "adult photos" of themselves au natural in hopes
> of putting that cherry of his under their garter
> belts. Meade is a fox when it comes to getting
> "that thing".


Beyond hilarious!!!!! Meade keep the funny posts coming.

I've never even seen a woman with in 30 feet of Meade at ANY of his 3 shows a year. Usually the the space in front of Meade is completely empty or people are not even acknowledging Meade is playing.

Just show me ONE picture where Meade has arm around a hot woman...

Let remember Meade can't even handle being in the same swimming pool with women because he thinks it's sinful.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meede-short for"medium retarded" ()
Date: June 10, 2025 06:52PM

Got my jeans from Ol Navy. They prollys laying on that hay bale over yonder. Taking on a stud is not as easy as you mighta thinked!
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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: So Confused ()
Date: June 10, 2025 07:33PM

proly got a millin letters Wrote:
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> Not buying it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don’t believe for a minute Meade is a
> virgin.
> > I went to one of his concerts about a year ago
> and
> > you should have seen all the hot women there
> who
> > were screaming for him. A lot of them were
> taking
> > their shirts off and showing him their tits. I
> saw
> > a few of his security go into the crowd and
> escort
> > some of the hotter ones backstage. Meade
> probably
> > banged four or five of them that night
>
>
> all kind of women are most likely sending his
> "adult photos" of themselves au natural in hopes
> of putting that cherry of his under their garter
> belts. Meade is a fox when it comes to getting
> "that thing".

We talking about the same Meade Skelton? The obese 270 pound guy who is sweaty mess on stage? That guy??????????

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade Skelton. ()
Date: June 10, 2025 07:40PM

I’m on the wegovia. I’ve lost four pounds

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Wegovia or Cabanuva? ()
Date: June 10, 2025 08:03PM

Meade Skelton. Wrote:
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> I’m on the wegovia. I’ve lost four pounds

Wegovia or Cabanuva?

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: tehehehe ()
Date: June 10, 2025 09:28PM

ops rosy red palm is sticky white from jackin up his puppet thinking bout some old fat guy who sings lousy songs

ops been jackin off now over 15 years thinking bout the fat man tehehe

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: soft rubber pocket pussy sales ()
Date: June 10, 2025 09:33PM

we offer op a soft rubber jackable pocket pussy with the face of his fat man on it

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Date: June 11, 2025 12:00AM

OP called up Delilah on 97.1 Wash FM and dedicated "Crush on You" by the Jets to Meade

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Op Has FULL SIZE COLOR POSTERS ()
Date: June 11, 2025 01:06AM

OF Meade IN OP's BEDROOM IN ONLY A TEENY TINY TIGHT SPEEDO AT VIRGINIA BEACH !

AND THE EXACT SAME FULL SIZE COLOR POSTER OF MEADE AT THE BEACH IN OPs SHOWER !

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade's No Sex 46yr Virgin ()
Date: June 11, 2025 12:22PM

First, as the OP, I simply repeated what Meade wanted everybody to know in the video.

I'd just like to clarify that I don't have a Meade Skelton poster anyplace in my house or my beach house. If I had to look at Meade all day long I would be depressed and physically sick. LOLOLOLOL!

As for women, I have more trouble making excuses as to why I can't go on a date than trying to get dates. I've learned to re-read the last 10 texts I've sent to a woman before sending an excuse as to why I can't go. I tried "Can't do that because it's Father's Day." I forgot the woman knew my Dad was dead.

I had two women last weekend just bluntly ask me if I wanted a threesome with them. I have no clue how we even got to that topic. One woman just said she was horny and the other woman jumped right in on the topic and said she was down for some fun.

Meade needs to start simple with some broke live at home 45yr old 400lb fat MAGA woman(His equal) and then learn from there. Will she be ugly and smelly, of course be Meade is also fat and sweaty so it's equal.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: FH Furr ()
Date: June 11, 2025 12:27PM

He can start by quitting clogging up shitters all over Fairfax County. We have answered seven calls this summer and its the first week of June.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade was to the Meadow St band ()
Date: June 11, 2025 07:07PM

Meade's No Sex 46yr Virgin Wrote:
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> First, Meade is losing his hair at 46!! That is
> not a youthful look.
>
> Meade trying to make an excuse for why no woman
> will date him and he never been able to get a
> girlfriend at the age of 46.
>
> In the video Meade explains that getting the "sex
> stuff" on you will make you old and anything to do
> with sex is bad. When he gets married he is just
> going to bang them out quick so he saves his youth
> look and doesn't do a lot of sex.
>
> Meade says he was a "twink" at one point in the
> video. It's hilarious.
>
> Meade's explains why sex is bad for people
> https://youtu.be/uTlmhgPrJn8?si=Ft0ax56Za4X0TsHZ
>
> "It may not be the sex. You have avoided adult
> responsibilities all your life and avoided the
> stress associated with being a productive adult."


What Brian Wilson (RIP) was to the Beach Boys. Goodvibrations.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: WTF? ()
Date: June 12, 2025 01:13PM

If I was a 46yr old male who never had sex, I sure as hell wouldn't be posting youtube videos about it.

If anything I'd be lying my ass of about it.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: ! ()
Date: June 13, 2025 09:37AM

WTF? Wrote:
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> If I was a 46yr old male who never had sex, I sure
> as hell wouldn't be posting youtube videos about
> it.
>
> If anything I'd be lying my ass of about it.

!

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade is WHACK ()
Date: June 13, 2025 12:38PM

Meade is so fucked in the head

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Nut case ()
Date: June 13, 2025 04:00PM

Nut case Meade

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: No Man Come On Man ()
Date: June 13, 2025 04:32PM

The obsessed lame mental case is and has been now for at least 13 years the OP and all his silly ass fake sock posts

He really must shower with huge life size full color posters of Meade he had photo shopped to show Meade in a skin tight Speedo with large bulge in front for his own rosy red palm pleasure

Really seriouly OP can't get and doesn't want a warm nice womam . To OP its Meade or nothing in full size color photo shopped posters only

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: OPS CUSTOM PLATE PEOPLE ()
Date: June 13, 2025 04:36PM

MHDMP

My hand down Meades pants

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade Shitposted & SHIT SINGS ()
Date: June 13, 2025 04:39PM

CRY WHINY BITCH OP FOR LIFE ! CRY WHINY BITCH OP FOR LIFE ! LOLZ ! CRY FOR LIFE !

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: June 16, 2025 10:04AM

Meade Shitposted & SHIT SINGS Wrote:
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> CRY WHINY BITCH OP FOR LIFE ! CRY WHINY BITCH OP
> FOR LIFE ! LOLZ ! CRY FOR LIFE !

Huh?

Op just repeated what Meade posted.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: Meade Mess Again ()
Date: June 16, 2025 12:07PM

Meade posted that video because he is embarrassed he can't get a girlfriend and nobody wants to have sex with him. It's just a cop-out and more Meade excuses.

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Re: Meade Post Video Explaining His "Youth Look" Is Because He is a 46yr Virgin Never Got "the stuff" on Him... I spit up My Beer Laughing... Must See!!!
Posted by: +1 ()
Date: June 16, 2025 08:10PM

Meade Mess Again Wrote:
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> Meade posted that video because he is embarrassed
> he can't get a girlfriend and nobody wants to have
> sex with him. It's just a cop-out and more Meade
> excuses.

+1

A 46 year old man that can't get girlfriend. That's just sad.

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